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"Another Florida man accused of sandwich assault"
A salt with a deadly battery! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
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Another Florida man accused of sandwich assault
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – Police said a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail in about a month. According to a police report released Monday, the 20-year-old man threw the sandwich at his girlfriend's face during an argument about auto insurance and then hit her head with his fist.
The man admitted to throwing the food but not hitting her. He was arrested Friday and faces a battery charge.
Last month, another man was arrested on a battery charge for hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing a traffic crash.
Police reports did not what type of sandwich was used in either attack.
Was it a $5 foot long!
Blah boring start fuckface.
The last sentence is the best–
ok.
whatever.
Does it REALLY MATTER what type of sandwich was used in either attack???
you need to proof read better fatty.
last sentence is missing a word.
Re: harrybalsac – Perez always throws a fluff a nutter….
Florida people are fukin crazy as you well know by now. As of now for this year in Orlando alone, there have been 120 murders and 88 pharmacies robbed, dat ain't even counting nothing else, like hundreds of bank robbies. You live in Florida, every person should have their own gun. Nuthouze down here.
god knows how manny other viloent sandwich attacks have gone on UNREPORTED. what has this world gone to?! i'm afraid to go into subway… so much for my vegi delights.
Re: KerrForThree – agreed, ahha!
Police reports did not what type of sandwich was used in either attack.
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Whopper bopper? Hoagie hurler? Bologna basher? Tuna tosser? Tell us damn it!!
Personally, I'd like to know what kind of sandwiches make the best weapons, just in case I decide it's time to beat the crap out of someone with a sandwich.
Men, you got to learn to train your bitches. And to discipline them without leaving any marks.
5 dollar foot long!!!!!!!!
Leighton Meester on the set of gossip girl?
I dont get it.
is that leighton?! LOL
I BET PEREZ WOULDN'T MIND GETTING ASSAULTED WITH SANDWICHES!!!!!
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HE WOULDN'T CARE IF HE WAS SMACKED IN THE HEAD WITH SALAMI!!!!!!
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IT WOULD BE YUMMY YUMMY FOR P'S BIG PINK TUMMY!
that's leighton meester!!!