Miley, Britney & Maniston
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Personally Perez > Britney Spears > Miley Cyrus
The New York Post just interviewed us for our new book, Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons.
Here are some of the highlights from the great interview:
NYP: What did you think of [Britney's] recent documentary?
Perez: "I just realized the extent of her stupidity. I wonder if she knows how stupid she is. She can barely speak in full sentences. But, mission accomplished. It was a big infomercial for her album, and her album debuted at No. 1. And it served to make us feel sorry for her, even though she says she doesn't want to be a victim. Part of me does miss Crazy Britney."
Who was your biggest villain this year?
"Miley Cyrus. She just seemed to do nothing right. She started off poorly with pictures, leaked from her cell phone, of her in the shower. Then the Vanity Fair shoot, the trashing of her fellow co-stars, dating a 20-year-old when she's only 15 . . . but, whether we like it or not, she's a superstar. She's very crafty at getting our attention."
Jennifer Aniston also seems to be another of your villains.
"I wouldn't call her a villain. I would call her sad and desperate. I'm so confused by her dating John Mayer. She craves her privacy, and he's the biggest media whore out there. He made out with me two years ago. Who knows? I guess he makes her happy."
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Perez, we finally agree on something….Britney is a fucking moron! And crazy Brit will be back as soon as she stops taking the meds her people are forcing on her. Yay for crazy Britney!
Shove it up ur ASS!
Very True about ANISTON!
Pimp it out hard because I'm sure it won't make any top 100 list except Top 100 Worst and Pointless Books of All Time
Who wants to smell my finger?
Holy shit, that's a fucking ugly outfit you're wearing on the NY Post website.
Re: _Alice_ – Stick THIS in ur stocking little girl!
You are such a bitch, Perezito!
perez what's wrong with your pinky?
And you're the one calling people desperate. Excuse me– but if these pieces of text show something, they show that you, Perez, are the one who's desperate and big time. Desperate for attention, desperate for keeping up with the hectic internet world - a game which you have already partly lost.
A person who humiliates and makes fun of children, who suggests that a teenager should get some plastic surgery done, who changes his opinions in no time in order to have some more time in the spotlight, and classifies people as stupid because of some documentary — that's a stupid person for you, Perez.
Guess who's OFF my bookmarks bar? How dare you call her stupid. You're the one who makes fun of Lily Allen, etc, then gets fucking WASTED at his own CLUB PARTIES every weekend.
Whatever.
I feel bad for the trees that died to make this book.
Re: Big Black Dick – LOL….will it fit?
FUCK OFF PEREZ…we don't give a flying fuck about your stupid crappy book!!! You're calling other people MEDIA WHORES???? LOOK AT YOUR STUPID ASS FATTY!!!
Your just jelous Jen is dating Mayer you big homo.I told you Mayer is not a homo and wants nothing to do with you sick pig!!!
I'm not buying your book. I'll get it at the library…
Perez, Im pretty sure thats not how you EXACTLY felt when you mentioned the video on your website. I thought you for for Britney, but clearly you are a douche.
The fact that you can still talk about john mayer after 2 yrs only reiterates that you are still sprung on him. Get over it cagado… Wow at least we know what u really think of britney. u can stop the pretense with your "adoration" whenever you post about her.
I already read this stupid website Perez …what do I want with a book for.
Re: _Alice_ – Spit on it!
I wouldn't wipe my ass with you're shitty ass book douchebag
You are really losing it. Your obsession with becoming famous will ultimately wreck your website. I loved your website 3 years ago when everything was new and fresh and updated every 5 minutes. Now I find gossip on People's site faster than yours. Your gossip on Lindsey, Britney and Zack Effron is boring and is indulgent. I just hope with you whoring yourself out with everything opportunity coming your way that you take a minute to focus on what brought you where you are. BTW, your hate for Aniston is so transparent too. Get over it!!!!!
You are SUCH an asshole in every sense of the word. The gay community is even turning on you. You will be completely disowned soon. You live off of spreading hate, but beg people to stand up against hate when it suits you.
Karma is a bitch.
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I am confused.
Couple of days ago he had a photo embracing with Paris Hilton ,and in this interview he calls her stupid?
I thought they were bff.
That entire thing makes me hate you even more. The obvious pushing of your SAD book makes me think it's failed even more miserably than I first thought it would.
John Mayer made out with you?? Oh..roflmao. But I have to disagree with you on Miley. Dating a 20 year old is not something to be shocked about. Now if he was in his 30's, yeah.
wow ur a dick perez
Your a fucking retard, you piece of shit turd.
Re: Big Black Dick – FIST THIS FUCKER WITH BOTH FISTS!!! PLEASE AND THANK YOU
I would be sooo embarrased if I where you, you are so jealous of all these women cause they have men and you do not, Britney with all her issues is better then you. I have been a fan for a while now but, this is disappointing especially u begging people to buy your book
Thank you for saying that about Brit Brit!!!!!!! I could care less whether she is "sane" or crazy, I just can't believe people "respect" her.
Perez why are you not posting my post, I see you posted one here, but, when I talk about Teddy you censor it, I guess it hurts when someone talks about your love oneSSS!!!
i would rather buy the Girls Next Door book. your book is going to suck as bad as your clothing line. im sure Katy Perry will purchase it. I used to like her, but now she reeks of your nasty ass.
Re: Big Black Dick – Ok then. But what if I have cotton mouth?
Hey Perez..
You change your opinion a LOT.
One day you love britney and you say you're glad she is back and that she is the princess of pop, the other day she is like super stupid..
Same with miley.. Figure out if you like them or not and stick with it.
Re: Pwn3d! –
lmaoooo that's definitely true.
I only come here to check in on Alice and BBD and LG, they're the real stars of this blog!!!!
Perez is as worthless as his book and it's misspelled words on the COVER! Who's your publisher? ________________
I'll save the rest of that rant, but the rest of you can fill in the blank!
I would have paid good money to be able to stick my heel in his cheek. Just once, that's all I want for Christmas. Well, maybe a little sumthin' from BBD too…..
YOU WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH HOW QUICKLY YOUR "HOLLYWOOD FRIENDS" TURN ON YOUR FAT ASS
STFU ABOUT YOUR LIBRO PUTO! YOU'RE SUCH A LAME FAG MARIO!
Hope your book sells better than that other crap you tried to unload this year. You know, the one where no one showed up to buy your shit and the store manager had to send sales staff into the street with discount coupons to generate some store traffic. Read you bawled over that one…..in store, no less.
And some hours ago you made fun of the Playboy girls because of their new book. Trust me, Perez, you're not any better than those girls — in fact, they're probably worthier than you.
You are complete a-hole and I'm not buying your book. Thanks.
Re: itsbritneybitch – lmao, I had to scroll up and look…ha ha it is lookin a little stumpy
Like a pinky toe…
PEREZ UR A BITCH! A FGAT UGYL ASS SMELLY BITCH WHO DOESNT DESERVE TO GET DICK FROM NO ONE… UR UGLIER THEN A PIECE OF SHIT UR SOO MESSED UP
???? are you even real
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – MOST OF HIS "HOLLYWOOD FRIENDS" HAVE TOLD MARIO TO GO FUCK A DONKEY IN ARGENTINA…THAT'S WHY HE IS THERE ON "VACATION"!
Re: orchidgirl – he was probably after one of her boyfriends!!
you are spot on perez,
i love you !
merry christmas!
you are obsessed w/ john mayer! he's w/ jen get over it.
omg you're so annoying
i love how all you people are sitting here talking shit to perez…. you call him a hipocrite but you are still on the website, still reading and then calling him out on being fake? get over yourselves! not to mention, i doubt he gives a shit any of you even read his website as long as he is getting the hits, he is making money. so if you really have a problem with him and his tactics, go somewhere else to get your gossip and stop bitching.
you're an idiot, perez. I wouldn't even check out your book from the library. Everyone you deem imperfect is in fact a better person than you. You are the scum, the ABSOLUTE scum of the earth. Who even really likes you? All you are is a shit-talking back-stabbing gossip.
Re: justmeg8 – aren't you doing the same thing? You're right, I am going to stop coming to this website, but your post is just as hypocritical as anyone elses.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – HOT DONKEY LOVE?? THAT'S A NEW ONE ON ME!!
Britney is not stupid. She may not be super intelligent, but she isn't stupid.
PEREZ UR SUCH A FUCKIN HATER…BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!
still on the john mayer topic? that was two years ago. they are happy. and miley is 16. you are in your 30s…just stop hating and calling girls sluts. you probably have some pics of you when you were 16 yourself
DONT BUY THIS BOOK BUY:
ARTIE LANGE'S: TO FAT TO FISH
its much more funnier and WAY BETTER
Mario please, why do you keep pushing that crappy book? Nobody cares about your opinion. You already have banners all over you website hawkng that piece of bird cage liner. The more you ask the more pathetic and desperate you seem. Jen Aniston has nothing on you when it comes to desperation.
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – MARIO IS A FREAK!
It is getting sad how far even you have fallen, you are so desperate for attention!
BTW, what the fuck is up with your hand in that picture? it looks like a stubby foot, I understand you have lost weight and don't eat much anymore but did you seriously have to try and eat your pinky because you were hungry?
I hate all 3
of them,
uzlezz piece
of fukzzzzzzz
Re: _Alice_ –
high alice,
is letty ok?
perez, you are a super pathetic person. you have to advertise every single article your in or any TV show— get a life! John made out with you? when was that, years ago? and your still thinking about it? GET A LIFE!
Sounds like Perez is a little jealous that Jen has John and Perez does not?? Play nice…Jennifer Aniston is very laid back and very down to earth. So what if she's dating a media whore! He's learning to shut his mouth…you can tell he's starting to change for her.
Re: uninfluenced – i am not saying anything about perez… he has the right to post whatever he feels like posting on his site. more props to him that it gets people this riled up. i will still read the site and still be laughing at all the people that get their panties in a bundle over the celebs they love. for goodness sake, its a gossip website. take it at face value… no one is ever going to completely agree with what they read
Re: justmeg8 –
I could not agree more, Meg. The best way to get Perez would be for EVERYONE to stop coming here for gossip and go to much better (and literate) bloggers who actually use spell check. BTW, it is spelled HYPOCRITE.
LET'S ALL STOP COMING TO PEREZ HILTON. It's a fate worse than death for him. I, for one, would love to watch him flop on the floor like a fish out of water.
even if britney didnt have the documentary im sure her cd wouldve debuted at number 1 anyway like all her others, cept blackout last year because billboard changed the rules at the last minute which made her #2.
The guy made out with you two years ago and you are STILL talking about it. You are the one who is desperate and pathetic. He does seems to make her happy and that's all that matters. TEAM ANISTON!!
Perez is PMSING.
Laptop Samurai? More like Sumo wrestler. You are becoming quite the lush, so says a close friend that doesn't want to be named. She's thinking of writing her own tell-all.
Perez you are such a fake, superficial, no heart homo. One day you diss Britney when she is going crazy, When she started rehearsing again and was looking good you said you wanted to cry tears of joy for her. Now she is stupid. You make me so sick you fat P.O.S! MIley is youne, cute RICH! with money she made with her talent. Jen has Joen who you will NEVER, EVER Have!! IF you didnt have such a bad heart maybe you would find happiness and love for yourself! Not just from Teddy and you daily order of male escorts you fat fool! And the friends you do have are probably heartless homos like you as well! And the celebrity friends you have are only putting up with you so you can write nice things about them you fat fuckface loser!!@#@%!$!
you're just like tina chen
Ummm…Perez, you could be runner up for biggest media whore.
Really,
Britney is amazing, you better recognize.
You are such a blood sucking cow! 2009 will bring nothing but strife and hardship your way. I hope you are hit by a LA Bus, you fat sloppy BITCH!!
LOVES Britney! I cant believe you perez!
go over to D Listed -that guy (Michael K) is MUCH BETTER than the stupid crap that Perez spews -seriosuly folks, go check it out
Perez, you're one of the people who ADMITTED to voting for Shitney to win the MTV awards.
Speak for yourself, I DON'T feel sorry for her. Nothing will change the fact that she is a retarded skank who has NO talent whatsoever.
It's sad the way she had the media–MTV and RollingStone in particular–wrapped around her little finger. She tells them to jump like a circus and they do, sad.
People who feel "sorry" for her should be found and shot.
Everything perez says is true! good job!
So John Mayer made out with you for attention when he was drunk. He's moved on to someone more famous than you, Perez, get over it.
Sure Miley has is a Shitney in the making and the real Shitney is stupid. We always knew that. Duh. Still won't buy your book.
you're brutal perez!!!
you are so pathetic
"he made out with me 2 years ago"
i cant even remember the guy i made out with 2 year ago's name. jesus christ..you are so sad. he mustve been the only guy you "allegedly" made out with the last 2 years cause you cant seem to get over it.
If all you people hate Perez so much then why the fuck are you all wasting your time here - need a life much?
Re: boxingtheclown – You are so right! I love Michael K. HE is wittier and funnier than fat fuck perez
Re: Missy Lissy Fo Fissy – Just to piss you off. Did it work?
Re: Missy Lissy Fo Fissy – YAWN!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Sexy beast.
your justt as desperate as Jen Aniston. sorry, but hollywood is laughing at you and your warped state of mind thinking your an actual celebrity yourself. they have worked hard to get where they are. and you? you opened a website to trash everybody, especially Paris, then your all good with her, so that she won't sue you for all the bullshit you've put up on this site? and wahaaa, wern't you praising Britney? your so FULL OF SHIT, two faced.
what the fuck is wrong with you? are you on your period or something? get over yourself, you got nothing to show for in your life but this rubbish website.
thats why your gays are even turning against you. haha
you are the definition of PATHETIC.
go crawl back into your hole mongrel!
If you sell 10 copies of that stupid book, you should consider it a huge success.
Re: _Alice_ – GRACIAS! I HOPE MARIO IS ENJOYING GIVING COLON EXAMS IN ARGENTINA RIGHT NOW! HE NEEDS TO WAKE UP HIS MOM OR SISTER THOUGH SO THEY CAN POST!
You're such an ass, Perez.
my prediction is this will be the year people dont come on Perez's site anymore, his answers to these questions prove how out of it he really is. Advertisers will realize they have gotten NOTHING from this site, nothing
FUCK U PEREZ! Do u have Bi-Polar or something? One minute you love Britney and the next you are RIPPING HER TO PIECES! Get a life u scumbag, why the fuck do you enjoy hating on celebs so much huh?
Get a real job u cunt head. You're just like those papparazzi douchebags, make money off of celebs. You guys are the lowest in our society.
Perez you really are asking for it. Do u enjoy watching Britney fail, do u want her to die? You are the most pathetic scum bag ever to live on Earth, you are no different than those in jail. I really hope God gets you one day, karma is a bitch. You will die a slow painful death, can't wait.
my god all those things you said were just to get press. no one is going to buy that book. except maybe your mom
It's official: Perez is the biggest media whore, attention seeking Bi-Polar motherfucker to live on Earth. Get a real job you stupid skank face, and stop putting people down just to make money off from it.
Whoever didn't feel any emotion while watching the documentary is not human. How could you NOT feel for Britney, she is just like every one of us - she makes mistakes and she learns from it.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
Britney is a smart person when she wants it!!!!
This 'book' shows the extent of your stupidity! Do you know how stupid you are???? You made a clothing line that nobody bought and was eventually discontinued, you made a 'song' which only a handful of your diehard retard fans purchased, most likely out of pity, and now you're putting out a book, and by the looks of the special previews you have given us, it's just a big waste of money and trees. Britney might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but at least she can put out a cd (Blackout) do no promotion except a shitty performance on mtv and still have sales close to Christina Aguilera (back to basics) Gwen Stefani (the sweet escape) and Madonna (hard candy). Case closed.
wtf is up with your britney part of the interview? like idk whats your problem your such a bitch