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The former ladies from The Girls Next Door just had their book launch this past Saturday at the Forum Shops at the Caesars Palace Hotel in Las Vegas.

Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson signed copies of their new book, along with calendars and bobble head dolls.

Yes, they have a book too.

But, we doubt it's as good as THIS ONE!

[Image via WENN.]

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    83 comments to “They Can Write?”



    1. 1

      There specialty is sucking cock…



    2. 2

      For sure, a must read :P



    3. 3

      *Their*



    4. 4

      Can I bounce Kendra on my cock like a plastic fuck doll for Christmas?



    5. 5

      Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – you say that like it's a bad thing!



    6. 6

      Luvd dat fukin movie. Funny fukin shit.



    7. 7

      SKanks!



    8. 8

      there really isn't much to read about when we have already seen everything on TV.



    9. 9

      Where
      da
      fuk
      is
      lettyb
      and
      her
      gang?



    10. 10

      All trashy…



    11. 11

      The bobble heads go back and forth but not side to side.



    12. 12

      Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – Stuck in a snowbank?



    13. 13

      can these girls get any thinner?



    14. 14

      Aaah spamming for your own book. Shame.

      I am begging to think you just post stuff you think you can somehow connect to you.

      You, you you you.



    15. 15

      There is going to be a Christmas Miracle in everyone's live this year. Can you believe without seeing is the question?



    16. 16

      Re: harrybalsac – lol i don't specialize in sucking old geezer cocks….



    17. 17

      .
      .
      I am furious that Perez calls Guy Ritchie a "gold digger"
      Guy's personal fortune is estimated to be $35 million ( before the divorce settlement).
      And Jemima Kahn is 15 years younger then Madonna. Heh Heh



    18. 18

      Re: harrybalsac – Now how can I get one those Gobble Heads?



    19. 19

      .
      .
      DaBitch ( sorry for my language ,dear),
      Good Morning!



    20. 20

      Oh please I don't think ANYTHING can be worst then your book, Perez! I love the tags people added for perez's book on Amazon! They got it right that shit right! LOL



    21. 21

      Your book will probably suck and I'm loving the tags associated with your Amazon.com listing: irrelevant, disgusting, useless, loser, subhuman, fat, gossip, meaningless, pot calling the kettle black, poseur…
      .
      BTW: Their book will have much more buyers in one day than your will in it's initial run.



    22. 22

      shut up perez!

      THEY'RE BOOK IS 100 TIMES BETTER THAN YOUR BOOK!

      If I have to choose which one to read, I'd rather read their book than yours! Your book is a best substitute for a toilet paper!

      and, stop calling bridget old. she's only in her 30s and you're 30 years old. she's a college graduate and has a masters degree in communication. How about you perez? I bet you have none! coz all you do is talk shit you biased fag!

      and also, you're just jealous coz they're gorgeous and they are REAL females. Unlike you, pretending to be a female! lol! poor old fag!



    23. 23

      Bridget is the best looking one of the three…and since when is being in your 30's considered old?!?!?!



    24. 24

      hags…..used up hags



    25. 25

      .
      .
      No, they can't write, but I understand they have other talents.
      People, did you notice that Perez called Guy Ritchie Mr. MODONNA ?????



    26. 26

      I don't know why everyone makes fun of Bridget. She's the only cute one.



    27. 27

      what is kendra wearing?!! U-G-L-Y



    28. 28

      yeah bridgets older…but she's my fave. she's sweet and not as annoying as the others



    29. 29

      How cute they wrote a book together….



    30. 30

      Let's all buy Perez's book so he can go on yet another vacation!! Woo-Hoo!!



    31. 31

      Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – Do you know what old geeezer cock taste like? Depends!

    32. wendi says – reply to this


      32

      I love Bridget I think she's so cute, and she has such an outgoing fun personality. She's definately the best of the 3. She was the only reason I used to watch Girls Next Door. I can't wait to read thier book. I certainly don't think Bridget is old in her 30's in fact if anything I think she is more mature. You don't see her flaunting any new men. I find it horrible and crass that Holly (especially) and Kendra were seen out with new men before they even told Hef that it was over.



    33. 33

      Former ladies? does that mean they are men now? goats? Sea creatures? LOL



    34. 34

      Re: Big Black Dick – uh uh i would never put a wrinkled as dick near my face…. aarrgghh now i got a fucking awful mental picture in my head. a big fist up your ass belongs to u now…



    35. 35

      Re: harrybalsac – LOLRe: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – Re: orchidgirl – WHAT'S GOOD LADIES….I RESPONDED ON ANOTHER POST BUT MY DAMN BOSS IS TALKING TO ME!!! HOW DARE SHE INTERRUPT MY BLOGGIN ON HER TIME!! THE NERVE



    36. 36

      Sry perez but Ilove Bridgette!
      She is the only sensible and driven one out of the three



    37. 37

      pretty pretty soon they will be DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES! HAHAHAHA!



    38. 38

      my bf thinks kendra is a LESBO lol



    39. 39

      Shoot, I had a great title for their book:

      "How to FUCK your way to the TOP without DISTURBING any BRAIN CELLS"



    40. 40

      Fuck you bitch, Bridget is the shit!



    41. 41

      what did that link back to YOUR book, which you think is better???? How many have you sold Perez? I bet I can find that info



    42. 42

      Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – Lmao i agree. The nerve of bitches trying to interrupt me as i post. I'm not here to work. hahahhaaa



    43. 43

      Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI –
      that's fukin
      funny
      how dare she?
      haaaahhha



    44. 44

      I like my women like I like my bitches….cheap and tarty. If RuRaul would give Eddie Murphy a makeover, we might could work something out.



    45. 45

      Re: redbear – FUNNY YOU'RE DEFENDING THREE GIRLS WHO'D LIKELY KICK YOUR ASS FOR USING THE WORD FAG.



    46. 46

      Nobody wants buy Perez's book. Is that why you a in Argentina, trying to hawk your book to unsuspecting citizens? You will stoop to new lows to try and line your pockets with peoples hard earned money. Chunky has no shame at all.



    47. 47

      WTF would you know about a "doable" woman Perez? You old queen…



    48. 48

      Re: redbear – Number 23, get a hold of yourself. They are Playboy sluts. Old geezer skeezers.
      None of them were up for Pulitzers or Nobels the last time I checked.
      And your avatar says you have to pay for it, and once trapped and captured, you have to throw it in a dungeon to hang on to it.
      Your in no position to be lecturing anybody on anything. You better be taking a course in How To Survive In Life Behind Bars.

    49. jax76 says – reply to this


      49

      Well, I bought their book, can't say the same thing about yours.



    50. 50

      The middle one looks like that gal O.J. beheaded.



    51. 51

      These girls can't dress worth of shit



    52. 52

      Re: Julian Day –

      why? perez is a fag and so are you. rofl!



    53. 53

      I heart them



    54. 54

      Re: Hot Sweet Jamaican Manmilk –

      so what if they're sluts? at least they're don't bash other celebs all the time.
      You should watch girls next door ep 1 and listen closely to bridget's profile. she has a MASTERAL DEGREE. its not easy to get that.

      and If I'm not in the position to lecture anyone, so are you. I'm not commenting here to please anyone. so, I don't care if you don't like what I say.



    55. 55

      Perez, you've missed the mark AGAIN. Bridget is the most do able. Holly is a a phony make-up queen and Kendra is skanked-out wigger.



    56. 56

      Re: redbear – So, number 55, judging by how terribly you butchered it, English is not your first language. Or you are under 13 years old. Or both.
      You better eat your wheaties if you're gonna hang with the big boys.
      Incidentally, your avatar is a "fag" as you say.
      Fucking idiot.



    57. 57

      these are the saddest exuses for playboy bunnies ever.



    58. 58

      Re: Marco Pervo –

      agree!



    59. 59

      Re: Hot Sweet Jamaican Manmilk –

      same to you!

      besides, its called freedom of expression. so, say what you wanna say coz I still don't care assface!! rofl!



    60. 60

      Dude, before Bridget moved into the mansion she earned a Masters Degree in Communications/ Journalism and while living with Hef was taking classes at UCLA. I am working on a communications Masters right now and I can definitely say it requires a lot of work and a great deal of writing. I do not think she is an idiot. Plus, she is more attractive at 36 thank Kendra is at 23( and allegedly natural). Perez should leave her be.



    61. 61

      i love kendra.
      she's definetly the coolest!
      maybe bc she's a san diego girl and a charger fan =)



    62. 62

      Dunno why Perez thinks Kendra is 'doable' when to me she's actually very unattractive….The other two are ok.



    63. 63

      I said it before and ill say it again; Bridget is the hottest.
      Kendra is definitely the dumbest,but the lovable kind of dumb.And Holly,well yeah….you got that right you fat fuck.



    64. 64

      I would love to milk Bridget for the weekend. Kindra, she need a AIDS test at least once a week. Holly is by far the worse looking of the three. Hef needs to have his eyes examed before he winds up with another skank like Hoolly.



    65. 65

      Hey Fatty…it's so typical of you to promote your disgusting self every opportunity to get. Talk about a FAME WHORE. Dude, if the shoe fits, WEAR IT!!!!!!!!! I find it hysterical that your "book"'s selling price dropped by nearly HALF even BEFORE it was released!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! You are SUCH a loser and I can waiting in anticipation for your 15 minutes of fame to be OVER because frankly, you didn't even deserve more than the first minute. It is SO obvious and even more annoying when you get so full of yourself and control hitting the exclamation point key. Like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      You stupid, fat, greasy, disgusting, ignorant, classless, little boy with severe emotional problems and self esteem issues. I wish I could feel sorry for you. But I just can't. I can only feel disgust for you.



    66. 66

      Holly Madison is the UGLIEST whore in the history of Playboy. She's gonna look 80 when she's 40. Kendra is a bona fide B-I-T-C-H. Anyone who knows these girls knows that Bridget is the coolest out of the bunch.

    67. lions says – reply to this


      67

      stop hating on bridget! she's smart and sexy without having a Barbie doll body like the other two…



    68. 68

      This is not a flattering picture of Kendra at all. She is so cute, I hate that you used this photo.
      Dipstick.



    69. 69

      Ummm… anyone else notice that Perez's book is about 40% off?? Didn't it JUST come out? Sad. I guess whoring yourself out in every way doesn't always pay off. Haha… he's so transparent. This site is so predictable now… gross.



    70. 70

      TEAM BRIDGET



    71. 71

      Next time you're bashing "famewhores" be sure to include a picture of yourself, Perez.



    72. 72

      Do-able????? you've got to be kidding me….

      i would so rather watch my husband fuck holly madison over that loud-mouth retard kendra whateverhernameis any day.



    73. 73

      1. You are probably as old as Bridgette.
      2. How would you know that Kendra is doable if you are a fag?
      3. Not only their book, but yours will too end up in the 99 cents store within a few months.



    74. 74

      Would it kill Kendra to do something with her hair, other than putting it in a ponytail?



    75. 75

      Love you, BRIDGET! You look fab!!



    76. 76

      They really have some ugly clothes on ! Except Holly.



    77. 77

      No matter how many haters these girls get, calling them stupid, gold diggers or even whores. You know what I give them PROPS! If you are going to sell yourself out by dating an 80 year old man, congrats to them! Make the best out of it! Once again congratulations, you were not just three more blondes coming in and out of the revolving doors of the playboy mansion. They made their mark and made money. Doubt any other bottle blonde will ever do that!



    78. 78

      yes they can write & they can read!!!!

      Thats more than I can say about Hefs new twins they cant read, write or color in the lines!!!!



    79. 79

      Re: Basquegirl96 – Re: anniethefilmgeek –

      Bridget has 2 masters!
      and ITA perez leave them alone you can pick on the skanky assed Shannon twins!



    80. 80

      Haha I love them. :]



    81. 81

      DAMN dont Holly or BRi lay EVER lay off the hair extentions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    82. 82

      Holly's stick arm is creeping me out!



    83. 83

      Must read it.