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Lance Armstrong To Be A Father Again!!!!!!!!

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This is a-m-a-z-i-n-g.

Not only is he returning to racing, but he's also gonna be a dad for the fourth time.

Lance Armstrong has super sperm!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the multiple Tour De France winner is expecting a child with his girlfriend, a non celeb.

"Lance and Anna [Hansen] have been quietly dating since July," a source tells us. "They met through Lance's charity work. Anna works at a non-profit for cancer survivors."

The two are said to be "thrilled" with the joyous baby news.

After Armstrong found out he had testicular cancer in the '90s, he had his sperm frozen. The three children Lance had with his ex-wife were conceived through in vitro.

Now, all these years later, his sperm is active again - something that only occurs in a handful of testicular cancer survivors.

Lance and Anna's baby was not planned but it's a little miracle.

"They couldn't be happier," a source tells us.

Lance Armstrang is totally a real-life Superman - and he totally has super sperm!!!

Congrats!!!!

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  1. 1

    good for him…….a happy surprise……..i'm told it's not quite as rare to get knocked up after the tubes are tied up….i bite my nails monthly



  2. 2

    If having 4 kids means he has Super Sperm then there are a lot of pro athletics out there that has ULTRA SPERM.



  3. 3

    AWW! Good for him!



  4. 4

    Doesn't "quietly dating" = one night stand but we'll cover it up by saying "we're so secretive NOBODY knew?" you know, because Lance is soooooo private…LOL



  5. 5

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    Lance, congratulations !



  6. 6

    wooooooooow… i guess this means that it wasn't that he didn't wanna have kids at all…he just didn't want them with sheryl crow. ssssnap!



  7. 7

    Nice to hear his one ball works.



  8. 8

    Congrats…..



  9. 9

    Re: Topher – You are awful! LOL



  10. 10

    FELICIDADES!



  11. 11

    Kate Hudson must be hitting herself in the head with her huge dildo…..



  12. 12

    he's totally sterile



  13. 13

    Ahhhh congrat to him and his partner! Usually when celebs date 'normal' people it LASTS, bcos they have a partner who is down 2 earth and not up their own arse! Really pleased for him :D



  14. 14

    He should order a DNA test.



  15. 15

    Re: SweetPat
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    You are a riot !!!



  16. 16

    OH GEE…KNOW AND DATE SOMEONE FOR 6 MONTHS AND GET PREGNANT…WHAT A SLUT WHORE THEY BOTH ARE.



  17. 17

    Congrats to him. Lets just hope that she didnt cheat on him with someone who has sperm that swim.



  18. 18

    she hit the jack-pot!



  19. 19

    Re: SweetPat – HAHAHAHA



  20. 20

    Re: orchidgirl – Hey, Orchid Girl! How is the weather in Fla?



  21. 21

    Keep crankin' out those kidz:(( If you meet a guy in July, hey, why not birth control for a few months?



  22. 22

    Super sperm? You know the world's gonna fall apart when having four children becomes something way too unbelievable. C'mon, you're sperm wouldn't be normal if you couldn't breed four children.



  23. 23

    WHAT!



  24. 24

    FELIZ NAVIDAD! I HOPE YOU "ALL" HAVE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY!
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    ADIOS…HASTA EL VIERNES! :mrgreen:



  25. 25

    Big fat fucking deal. I will be shocked when he is the one who is actually pregnant. Now that is news!!



  26. 26

    Perezito, one sperm only! One of "them" doesn't work….



  27. 27

    Well, at least he kept his pants zipped for once!



  28. 28

    Re: Hot Monkey Love…Feliz Navidad! – Have a great Christmas…..



  29. 29

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    WHAT A STUD!
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  30. 30

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    HIS JIZZ IS FIERCE!
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  31. 31

    Re: Hot Monkey Love…Feliz Navidad! – Feliz Navidad Mono Mono! xox



  32. 32

    Re: LG LOVES STOCKING STUFFERS! – fierce jizz….mama loves it!



  33. 33

    WHY the HELL does this come up as my name?



  34. 34

    Re: orchidgirl – U stupid!



  35. 35

    why dont you say TOTALLY one more time? please just refresh my memory perez



  36. 36

    the guy is like a genetic oddity or something. congrats to him



  37. 37

    Ha!! That bitch scored!
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    I'm pretty sure that only one of them is 'thrilled'.



  38. 38

    Re: LG LOVES STOCKING STUFFERS! – HEY GIRL! YES..LANCE IS FIERCE PERIOD! LOVE HIM. NO DOUBT PEOPLE ARE GONNA HATE ON HIM FOR BEATING CANCER AND FATHERING ANOTHER KID. HATERS NEED TO GET A LIFE!!
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    I JUST GOT YOUR XMAS GIFT AT TIFFANY'S LG! I HOPE IT GETS TO PARK AVENUE ON TIME!



  39. 39

    I thought his sperm was terminated. Sounds like someone hooked up with a lying little whore….and someone is suffering from wishful thinking…



  40. 40

    Hey Mama, Orchid and LG, what's up?
    Well, I'm almost ready to play Santa, in answer to your question Mama. Working and cooking tomorrow, so double duty! I will be wrapping tomorrow night. I just want sleep for Christmas!
    But, money is money! Got to feed the kiddies!
    And you?



  41. 41

    Re: jimmyjazz – Evening Jimmy! What did you get LG? You can tell me.
    I've just sent xoxo's. Tough times you know!



  42. 42

    Re: Hot Monkey Love…Feliz Navidad! – MONKEY!!! FELIZ NAVIDAD! RIGHT BACK AT YOU! OXOX



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  44. 44

    After all the drugs he took to win the Tour de France and make big money, I feel terrible for that baby. Unless she got pregnant by another one-night stand. DNA DNA DNA testing required.



  45. 45

    Let's hope the baby resembles him.



  46. 46

    how do you spell m-u-t-a-n-t?



  47. 47

    Re: jimmyjazz – #38.
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    THANK YOU DARLING!!!
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    LG IS TERRIBLY FOUND OF ANYTHING IN THE PALE BLUE BOX!
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    AND HONEY, YOU'RE GETTING THE COVER OF THE CALENDAR–
    AND A TWO PAGE SPREAD FOR OCTOBER!!!
    .



  48. 48

    Yes! 4 kids by 2 different women!! way 2go Lance keep at it!



  49. 49

    Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – #40.
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    KISSES SWEET!!!
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    HOPE YOU AND YOUR DARLINGS HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS!

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    Re: mamajud
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    YOU'RE A DARLING!!!
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    HAVE A SCRUMPTIOUS HOLIDAY!!!
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    OF COURSE, LG WILL BE HEADED UP TO HER COUNTRY
    ESTATE FOR THE DAY–NATURE IS SUCH A TONIC AND THE
    ENJOYMENT OF SUCH IS ONE OF THE GREATEST GIFTS OF
    ALL!!!
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    I WONDER HOW MANY POLITICIANS "FEEL SMALL WHEN THEY STAND BESIDE THE OCEAN," THE SOUL-LESS WONDERS!!!
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    LG COULD NOT RESIST–NO HOLIDAY CAN TAME THE RAPIER TONGUE OF
    THE ONE, THE ONLY–LG!!!
    .



  50. 50

    Re: topper – you are the gift that keeps on giving……happy christmas to you ;)



  51. 51

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    CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN, LANCE DARLING!!!
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  52. 52

    Re: mamajud – #50.
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    LG THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT SARWHORE'S FIERCE COKE CAN
    THICK STRAP-ON AS IT POUNDS HER QUEERFACED HUBBY MERCILESSLY AND TO A HYPNOTIC STUPOR RARELY SCENE OUTSIDE OF A SNAKE CHARMER'S CIRCLE!!!
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  53. 53

    Well just a matter of time before he starts whoring around. Feel sorry for the gf and child. Other than that at least they will be set! $$$ ca-ching!



  54. 54

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    HOLIDAY CHEER HAS IMBUED LG DARLINGS!!!
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  55. 55

    So, the whole cancer thing??? Was it a farce??? How does one continue to create sperm after testicular cancer????

    Hey, I guess money buys everything, right???



  56. 56

    Re: LG LOVES STOCKING STUFFERS! – haha…….you too are the gift that keeps on giving…….Muuaaah Christmas….enjoy the tides

  57. MP says – reply to this


    57

    I'm sure these two will be together forever and ever. What could go wrong when you've known someone a whole 5/6 months?

  58. aj says – reply to this


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    so he knocks up a girl he's been secretly seeing for 5 whole months. wow. great.

  59. sushi says – reply to this


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    Forget about cancer, I thought Kate would've killed any leftover sperm, much less his remaining nut, with from gonorohea.



  60. 60

    Ya super sperm in your big fat mouth Perez !!!!!!!!!!



  61. 61

    Arrrrghhhhh!!!!!!



  62. 62

    who is your source?

    if it's true, and it's his kid then congratz and agreed about the super part.



  63. 63

    Re: Loewenstein

    "Super sperm? You know the world's gonna fall apart when having four children becomes something way too unbelievable. C'mon, you're sperm wouldn't be normal if you couldn't breed four children. "

    Uh, Loewenstein, that's kind of the point. His sperm ISN'T normal. He had one ball cut off to cancer and had intensive radiation therapy, which is supposed to make you sterile. So for HIM to get someone pregnant is damn near a miracle.

    Presuming it's really his….



  64. 64

    Am I the only one who thinks Lancie Armweak is a total dweeb? He's so full of himself. Get over him, Perez! He's still not going to fuck you!



  65. 65

    Re: topper – Im liking you Topper! Are ya male or Female?? just askin!!



  66. 66

    Re: LG LOVES STOCKING STUFFERS! – Arghhhh..Id love to put some xmas Ballls in ya stockin gorgeous!!



  67. 67

    Re: Sensitivity – I knew you were a big Queen! hahahaha
    and weird as fuck! Hitting on Topper…………….on Perezhilton????????? hahahahahahahahahahaha Well I have to run but make sure you tell the crazy bitch Orchid to stop acting like a whiny idiot!
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    Re: topper – Im liking you Topper! Are ya male or Female?? just askin!!
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    Re: LG LOVES STOCKING STUFFERS! – Arghhhh..Id love to put some xmas Ballls in ya stockin gorgeous!!



  68. 68

    Re: Sensitivity – Fag!!!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  69. 69

    Re: Sensitivity
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    YOU'LL NEED TO DE-LOUSE FIRST DARLING!!!
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    THE ONLY CRABS LG LIKES ARE STUFFED WITH SHRIMP AND SAVORY SPICES!
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    THEN LG WILL BE READY FOR A TUSSLE!!!
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  70. 70

    He's a dirt bag.



  71. 71

    He dumped and wife and kids.



  72. 72

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    LG WAS 69th!!!
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    WHAT AN HONOR!!!
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    LET'S SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE, SENSITIVITY!!!
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  73. 73

    Re: Iheart420 – You know as happy as I am for him I was thinking the same thing….



  74. 74

    Re: SensitivityRe: Assume the Position! – you walked right into that one sensi….lol……how could you not know topper's a dude…..put down the eggnog……..this may be your only chance Position….lay a big wet one on him!



  75. 75

    Re: Sensitivity
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    Sensitivity,
    You rock !
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    P.S. And your rocks are very nice too.



  76. 76

    Re: orchidgirl – ….had me laughing this afternoon….your lucky you just have to deliver the roll….i'm still doing the wiping!



  77. 77

    Re: Assume the Position! – Dont get it ??Your the only Queen I know and I cant stand your fag ass !!



  78. 78

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  79. 79

    Re: LG LOVES STOCKING STUFFERS! – YAAA!!STOCKING GIRL!!



  80. 80

    Re: Maternal – hoff has some impressive global stats too……



  81. 81

    I'm starting to think you make up your " sources". He released a statement through his organization that he and his girlfriend were expecting dumbass.



  82. 82

    Re: Assume the Position! – dont get our litle balls in an uproar.I dont know Topper,but Topper hates homos..so I didnt know and do you really know. You spend your life hating woman because you were born queer!! Dont take that oput on us!

  83. mw says – reply to this


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    sheryl crow is going to be PISSED



  84. 84

    Re: orchidgirl – Thanks Orchid. My hydro went out for about 20 minutes so I couldnt respond. Snow everywhere up here in Canada. Next month I will be sailing along the Grand Mayan Reef!!Yaaaaaa!!



  85. 85

    Merry Christmas to all……………minus Sensitivity and Orchid!!!!!!!!!! You two are such hideous and fake individuals!! I hope Santa brings you two "real" personalities!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    -
    Kitty, LG, Monkey, Mamajud I especially wish you a wonderful Holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I enjoy your comments and feel you are very fun, real and fantastic posters!!!



  86. 86

    Re: Assume the Position! – Your the only pathetic creature on this site!!Congratulations woman hater.



  87. 87

    Sheryl Crow is shitting her pants.



  88. 88

    Re: Assume the Position! – nobody has wished you a merryChristmas here because nobody respects you. As for Orchid, myself and many others .we have had several. Eat your heart out you sick pathetic creature. Watch the movie Scrooge !!



  89. 89

    Re: Sensitivity – Do you base your life on who says Merry Christmas to you on PH????????????????????????? hahahahahahahah
    You're a fucking retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're the biggest moron EVER!!!!!!!!!



  90. 90

    Re: Assume the Position! – Note to self……Sensitivity cares and keeps count on who says Merry Christmas to him and Ugly Orchid!!!!!



  91. 91

    That day was last Saturday, when West performed on Saturday Night Live. Dude did not sound good. He was more American Idol blooper reel than Grammy-winning polished performer. So what was the problem? Well, it had something to do with the Auto-Tune feature–you know the part of "Love Lockdown" where he sings about a system overload and losing control? Well, he was living it! And it was also pretty clear that when he got to the high notes, he pulled away from the mic and let an offstage singer handle the tough stuff. The bottom line is that we saw behind the curtain of Kanye West's seemingly impenetrable awesomeness. So was it satisfying to witness the world's most egocentric rapper all exposed on national television? No, no it was not. People were outraged. How dare he…sound so bad!

    The outrage was so intense that it morphed into a bizarre lip-synching accusation. Instead of blaming Kanye West for putting on a sub-par performance, people attacked him for revealing that all those robotic tweaks in his songs are not, you know, organically produced. (Um, guys, there's no Santa Claus, either).

    We say the scandal is not that Kanye lip-synched through a live TV performance, but that he failed to lip-synch through a live TV performance. If he'd had all the right bells and whistles on board, we would have been all like, "Wow, this rules," rather than all like, "Wow, this hurts our ears." Just sayin'.



  92. 92

    Re: TVdinner – No Actually Sheryl Crow has her own kid and could probably care less!



  93. 93

    Re: Assume the Position! – is that you in your avatar? Very handsome & great bod but why are you hatin so much at the Holidays?



  94. 94

    Re: mamajudRe: orchidgirlRe: BBBoricuaRe: Hot Monkey Love…Feliz Navidad!Re: sheba08Re: LG LOVES STOCKING STUFFERS!Re: jimmyjazzRe: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls!Re: Sensitivity – Merry Merry Xmas to the bright and beautiful of the PH Posse.
    Thank you all for the entertainment, the laughs, the tears, the torments.
    We are all a bunch of tongue tied and twisted, earth bound misfits coming from out various corners of the world - lets try a little love for our fellow man - and homos this Xmas.
    Love and best wishes always,
    Mistress
    xoxoxox



  95. 95

    Re: Mistress – *our various corners . . .



  96. 96

    Most times I don't use both testicles at the same time. My partner ties one behind me just to make it fair.



  97. 97

    Re: LusciousLiz – Yes it is……..and I don't hate………just two shameful posters!!!!!!!!!!!! I adore all the other posters!!!!! I really enjoy Kitty, LG, Hot Monkey and Mamajud! They make me laugh everyday with their witty comments!!!!!!!!!!! Some posters have made anti-gay comments so I defend myself!!!!! Anywho, I hope you have a great Holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  98. 98

    Re: topper – Nice ass……Sensitivity wants to hit it!!!!!!!!



  99. 99

    Re: Assume the Position!
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    KISSES SCRUMPTIOUS!!!
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    Re: Sensitivity
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS DARLING!!!
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    Re: Mistress
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    THANK YOU DARLING!!! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ALL
    CORNERS OF THE GLOBE–WHERE LG HAS HOUSES AND PENTHOUSES!!!
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    Re: Nubian Princess With Dinner Plate
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    LG IS FILLED WITH THE SPIRIT! MERRY CHRISTMAS DARLING!!!
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    Re: mamajud
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    Re: mamajud
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    XOXOXOXO–AS ALWAYS!!!
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    Re: sheba08
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    LOOKIN' GOOD GIRL AND MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A DIVINE NEW YEAR!!!

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    Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls!
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    LG LOVES YOU DARLING!!!
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    AND JIMMYJAZZ TOO, WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!
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    AND TO DEAR RADICAL QUEEN–LOVE ALWAYS.
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  100. 100

    This doesn't sound like a miracle. I think the m word he is looking for is mistake…HA HA!!! F8ckstrong!

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