Speidi: Just Kidding About The Marriage Thing!
Well, you gotta give them credit for the longest 15 minutes known to showbizkind.
In a fake scene for a fake marriage, one fake person - Mr. Spencer Pratt - told another fake person - Heidi Montag - that he wanted to wait to "give you [Montag] the wedding of your dreams that you have been talking about for three years."
Otherwise he feared his future mother-in-law would "kill me in my sleep."
Charming!
The couple's fake elopement in Mexico surprised friends and family, and outraged Heidi's mother, who believed her daughter had been drugged and then dragged to the altar.
Very mature.
But Pratt says that since the real marriage has been delayed, he and Darlene Egelhoff (Heidi's mama) are on a "better path."
For Thanksgiving dinner she even made a gingerbread house with "Pratts" on the doormat and pictures of Spencer and Heidi.
Ever the mature one, Spencer said, "I was afraid her mom poisoned it!"
No, that's Jeremy Piven.
[Image via WENN.]
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WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!!
FIRST!
The worst picture of them EVER….
they're fucking retarded. first?
Can Cheap Ken and Barbie just fuckin disappear why why why are they even relevant…geez??
Anyone cares? Nope, just losers with no life better known as Perez Hilton
LAME LOSERS!
That's funny……Pratt on the door mat. So They can wipe their dog shitted feet on the name when they come in the house…….In the gingerbread house.
we can laugh at these guys all we want, but their 15 minutes will keep on ticking as long as that show is on air….they have been gainfully employed making big bucks in hollywood for years now…..i'm thinking the last laugh is on us…….all the way to the bank…..kind of like you Pnast……not my cup of tea…but it probably doesn't suck to be them
WOW! Those boobs look fake! Heidi and Spener are SO annoying! Who cares if they are married or not!?!?!? I don't!
Re: BBBoricua – HOLA y FELIZ NAVIDAD!
Re: taylor0303 – second
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Re: SCTrojan_gurlie – not even close……try again
Re: SweetPat – lol! exactly!
and them lying about marriage is surprising to whom? next they'll say they were just kidding about christians!
Re: mamajud – Re: SweetPat – FELIZ NAVIDAD!
i love it when people yell out first…..
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Feliz Navidad! – Feliz Navidad, mi querido MONO SALSERO….
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Feliz Navidad! – hola querida!
Re: BBBoricua – jinx….sorta…..
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Feliz Navidad! – now i'm confused….are you an o or an a??
Im tired of you fuys insulting me. When I really do settle down I want to find a hideous, nasty, stinking, creature like Heidi Klum did.
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Feliz Navidad! – Hey Hot Monkey!
Re: mamajud – "o" but I don't care if people use "a"…it doesn't bother me. It's hard for people to tell on here anyway…I thought Milky was a "he" for a month! LOL
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I love to cook so everyone assumed "o" LOL
Anyone else notice last night during the ceremony Spencer's eyes glazed over like a shark's does? They turned completely black…
PLEASE DON'T POST ABOUT THEM EVER AGAIN!
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I think these two are the most hated celebrity couple in the country !
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They both need to slit their fucking pathetic wrists and be done with it….
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Feliz Navidad! – haha…..learn something new everyday!
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Feliz Navidad! – I knew you were a "O", too sexy ,salsero and fiery to be an "A"…..
WTF! stupid assholes! they HAVE to get a life!
He was so planning for a paparazzi infested wedding and that was the true reason y he called it off
Did anyone seriously believe them? They are a joke. If/when they actually get married they will sell it out like Star Jones did. They are media whores.
Im confused, i thought the this was the first thanksgiving dinner that heidi's mom had without her, hence that article in the magazine, with the family pictures from thanksgiving with a photo of heidi placed on a table instead of her sitting there….
Re: BBBoricua – GRACIAS!
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Re: mamajud –
HO'S!!!
sorry to sound shallow, but her chin is just phenomenal. it's so large it's offensive.
I hate these two attention whores.
WHY DIDN'T SHE POISON HIM????
ugh why do we pay attention to them
holy fuck perez, who the fuck are these douche bags? please stop reporting on them. they will disapear and we can concentrate on the real messes like britney and her sloppy vagina.
yeaahhh like i care
hahaha oh heidi and spencer, gotta love them=)
Is it me or does he look like an Ewok with that peach fuzz on his face?
Re: Jodman – …Because her rack IS fake.
Ho Hum.
The only reason we have to keep reading about these 2 examples of a shameful waste of perfectly good sperm, is because Perez gets a little sumthin' on the side from his bi-buddy Spencer.
Whatever keeps that creepy flesh colored beard going!!
Now we just have to put up with the PR spin to heal the "negative image" these 2 idiots have worked so hard at achieving…
There is not enough Patron to ease that pain………
im more of a speidi fan then i EVER will be a lauren conrad fan
lauren forgave Brody for fucking one of her best friends, but never forgave heidi..shows who she REALLY cares for.
boo fucking hoo lauren. (sorry, had to bring that up)
idc if they lied, they're obv god at it, PROPS to them!
I so hate them - I wish they'd charter a boat and it would sink in the middle of the Pacific.
They suck!!!!! Spencer, shave off that crap you call a mustache!!! Heidi, you are the fakest bitch on the face of the planet!!!!
Get over yourselves!!!!
OMG.
First off, did her boobs cost $5.60? cause they be FUGLY.
Secondly, WHO CARES, PEREZ!
Thirdly, Please NEVER MENTION these idiot-tards again!
tard
tard
tard.
Her tittes look awkward in that dress…not good.
Idk i really think that they are such a fake couple. And plus why should we really care about there life nobody wants to see there drama!!!!!! Just letting u kno.
Who makes ginerbread houses for Thanksgiving??? It's for Christmas people!
ok so her boobs like gross, and her face looks jacked up! lol
TUPPERWARE TITTAYS HAHAHA…
PEREZ, do they both give you head to post shit about them!?!?!?
im not surprised.
blah blah blah
They are soooooo fake, they make me sick!! When will their 15 minutes end??please no more!!!
*** SPENCER HAS THE PERSONALITY OF A TWAT~! GAWD! I HATE THEM! HEIDI IS IN A WHOLE WORLD AALLL OF HER OWN. LIKE SHE IS IN A PLASTIC BUBBLE GOING DOOP-DE-DOO…. ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS THAT THIS UGLY, HUGE FOREHEADED SPENCER IS TOTALLY USING "MIND-CONTROL" ON HER. HOW CAN SHE NOT SEE THE JACKASS IS MAKING HER LOOK LIKE AN IGNORANT FOOL? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! UGGHHH! …AND SHE WALKS AROUND LAUGHING AND SMILING ALL THE WHILE PEOPLE ARE ROLLING THEIR EYES. HELLOOOOO HEIDI? WHY DO YA THINK YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF MOST PEOPLE? WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE BOO YOU? GET REAL. KEEP YOUR DAY JOB.
I still cannot believe Hollywood is giving these fuckholes airtime, there must be some way to ruin their careers
**DOES SPENCER HAVE LIKE A LOST LIP OR SOMETHING? ON THE RARE OCCASION THAT HE WOULD SMILE, HIS MOUTH GETS ALL FUNKY AND TWISTY … MAYBE JUST CUZ HE DOESNT DO IT MUCH… THAT IS ONE UGLY DUDE. I WOULD HOLD ON TO HEIDI TOO, NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT THAT NASTINESS, OF COURSE HEIDI IN HER BUBBLE PROBABLY MISTAKES HIM FOR BRAD PITT, SHES AN IDIOT **
That day was last Saturday, when West performed on Saturday Night Live. Dude did not sound good. He was more American Idol blooper reel than Grammy-winning polished performer. So what was the problem? Well, it had something to do with the Auto-Tune feature–you know the part of "Love Lockdown" where he sings about a system overload and losing control? Well, he was living it! And it was also pretty clear that when he got to the high notes, he pulled away from the mic and let an offstage singer handle the tough stuff. The bottom line is that we saw behind the curtain of Kanye West's seemingly impenetrable awesomeness. So was it satisfying to witness the world's most egocentric rapper all exposed on national television? No, no it was not. People were outraged. How dare he…sound so bad!
The outrage was so intense that it morphed into a bizarre lip-synching accusation. Instead of blaming Kanye West for putting on a sub-par performance, people attacked him for revealing that all those robotic tweaks in his songs are not, you know, organically produced. (Um, guys, there's no Santa Claus, either).
We say the scandal is not that Kanye lip-synched through a live TV performance, but that he failed to lip-synch through a live TV performance. If he'd had all the right bells and whistles on board, we would have been all like, "Wow, this rules," rather than all like, "Wow, this hurts our ears." Just sayin'.
Lol, i really really hate spencer and Heidi's a bit of a bitch.
ya who cares!
THEY ARE BOTH UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE AND DESPERATE FOR PUBLICITY - ALTHOUGH HE HAS BEEN HIT BIGTIME WITH THE UGLY STICK - WHAT A FUGLY MAN !!!!
man i dunno what she sees in him
heidi looks awrite
but that dude is a lost cause for looks
Fuck those losers….
tranny squared!
A tool and a tool-box. They deserve each other in faux-marriage, faux-life, and faux-love.
who the hell makes a gingerbread house for THANKSGIVING?!!!
Re: SweetPat –
OBVIOUSLY YOU DO if you are on this site you fucking KIKE BITCH
BARF! BARF! BARF! What a disgusting pair of fame whore douchebags! Someday Heidi will wake up from her stupor, grow a brain and say WTF?????
THese two are so commercial its disgusting. They don't even seem torealize that no ONE CARES ABOUT THEM. And her with her lame singing career, fashion line and every other bussiness venture that she can come up with in the industry is sick. It would be different if they ever showed some real passion about some sort of talent or aspect thereof. BUT……..it really is just about the money with them. Spencer and his photo opps. It is sad cuz she is a ding dong that just gets manipulated into it all and she doesn't have half a brain to say no to any of his BS. I will laugh in 5 yrs from now when we look back at these two and they are just a thing of the past. And believe me…….they will be.
They seriously just try way too hard and it is really obvious and when people act like that, well it is really evident that it isnt a natural process, and that is what makes them so UNAPPEALING. I know she sits and reads this crap too. She said that when she read all the critisizm on here about her video on the beach where she had monster hands, lol, that she was devastated and that she cried all night long. Now first of all I have to say that that struck me as really bizzare. Every artist or performer knows that they will probably be subject to critisism when they first start out, but see that is also the thing that strikes me as really odd. How does she expect anyone to really respect her performance or her desire to get into the music industry when really it is more just Spencer in the pit of her ear telling her "Do this and do that" blah blah blah, while we, you, have the chance. Money money money…….. It isn't like it is or has been a true to life dream of hers all her life to make a record. It is just an idea to capitalize on their 15 min and that is what makes it almost impossible to take them seriously, or have any respect for their ambition. If it was a "GENUINE" dream that didn't have anything to do with Spencer capitalizing on her and exploiting her for everything he can get out of her, then that would be different. But………we all know that isn't the case.
this is just getting rediculous
OK , I don't get it.
I can't wait till everyone stops paying so much attention to them….
she doesnt deserve to think she's all that..
no one cares.
spencer ruined himself by getting involved with her. She a joke,
Holy Fake Boobs! Trastastic!
Their 15 mins is long up right?
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE TALENTLESS, POINTLESS NOBODIES…?!!
Heidi's boobs look so fake that they look like they're stuck onto her chest!
Merry Chrimmus Heidi. I hope Santa brings you a one-way ticket to Afghanistan and maybe a little bit of actual talent. You are a worthless cunt.
he's a total D-BAG!!!!!!!!!!
100% losers. this guy's probably a fucken sociopath. ugh. i hope they die together.
this show is soooo fake!!! in the episode it was night time when they decided to go elope at that instant, yet in the video they showed on the hills its daylight in the background! also, when they are in bed looking at the wedding video from " last night" they are so dumb they cant see that there video shows that they werent married last night!! RETARDS!
Heidi looks like a high dollar hooker
Spencer is a waste of space he such a looser
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Someone said Heidi reads this blog
Heidi,
Do us all a favor and don't reproduce!
She looks truly bad in that pic.
Re: SweetPat – Thank you! My thoughts exactly!
GO AWAY! Rich Spoiled little shits! You are so fucking annoying!!!