A Very Merry Playboy Christmas
Filed under: Playboy
P.I.M.P.!
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is definitely over his ex Holly Madison and the other former girlfriends.
And what better way to show you're over your past than by sending out Christmas cards showing a picture of you and your new, half-naked twin girlfriends?
The backside of the card reads, "Season's Greetings" and is signed "Hef."
But on the cover, the Playboy creator is sporting his signature red, silk robe, with a huge smile on his face. And in each arm is one of his new girlfriends, twin skanks Kristina and Karissa Shannon.
They're even sporting a painted mini-top with Hef written across their boobies.
How VERY classy of them!
The 82 year-old looks very happy with his new 19 year-old girlfriends, though.
Maybe they help keep him young?
But let's hope they don't run him broke!
holy pedophilia!
Merry Christmas and to ALL a Good Time!!
Please DON'T use their names. Those dirty disgusting little whores should be ashamed, but of course, they're getting attention/MONEY for sleeping with or pretending to sleep with an 80-yr-old man, so they do it. This is everything that's wrong with society. YUCK!
He needs two, one to hold this legs up while the other shoves the Depends under his wrinkly old ass!
Re: mamajud – Merry Christmas mama!
Hold on! It's hard to type with one hand……….shit now I got to clean off my monitor.
Re: Big Black Dick – HISRe: BettieP – Lighten up, America needs more sluts!
how much of a loser do you have to be to sleep with the same 80 year old man that your sister is. Now thats what I call Media WHORES
oh my god..>!!! sooo gHeTTO!!! ha ha… dang.. why doesn't he just find 1 nice girl to settle down with instead of twins or triplets… haha…
we need to figure out who all his $$$$$ is going to already!!! He aint got much time left 
The guy is getting a bj from twins, what can I say?
He lives his life to the full!
Gross!
awww….hef hef hef!
i hate those trashy twins! I hope they won't replace kendra, bridget and holly in the show "girls next door". I'll never watch that!
BRING BACK KENDRA, BRIDGET AND HOLLY!
Uggh.. agree with BettieP. Whores dont need this kind of attention. Basically, that's what they are.. high paid whores. And the old guy? Don't even start..
Ewww, gross. Brings on a whole new meaning to the expression "keeping it in the family." Barf.
Re: lisa00789 –
exactly…I heard these new girls weren't really nice to hef's fans. who do they think they are??? they are just teenage sluts!
TEAM BRIDGET!
aww i love hef!!!
but im sad there is no more girls next door!!!
not
fukin
hot
The one with the pink cell phone in her hand is the cutest.
These broads are 7/10 at best & thats only because their twins, if there was only of 'em they'd be 5/10…BEAT
Poor Hef. To be surrounded by these two orange pumpkin heads must be a sad way to live out your days. They are so trashy looking and not even pretty. If these girls represent Playboy, I agree with what everyone has been saying lately, PLAYBOY HAS JUMPED THE SHARK.
Thats just fucking gross I don't have a problem with guys dating younger girls & vice versia but this is just gross.
thats sick i cant ever see myself having sex with a man that when he orgasms dust shoots out his pecker yuck
boooooooooooooo i hate them
holly bridget and kendra foreverr
NINETEEN?
They are so much cuter and more real looking than anyone he has been with before but NINETEEN?
.
Holy Pedophilia is right MAMAJUD!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Gawd Hef! That's not sexy, it's pedophilic!
He has really lowered his standards…if he ever had any.
Time for HH to hang that thang up already.
He takes disgusting to a whole new level. He is creepy. The girls are money whores.
These two aren't even that attractive. Not sure who said it but this is a sure sign tha Playboy really is on it's way downhill at an alarmingly fast pace.
I'm sorry but Hef is too damn old to be such a fool. It's always out with the old and in with the new.
I wonder how he would feel if one of his lady friends kicked him to the curb.
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Sorry but this is disgusting. Legal adults my ass, they're still basically kids. It's illegal for a 17 year old to date a 22 year old, but a 19 year old can date someone over 4 times their age? This guy deserves jail time more than a guy barely out of his teens that's dating someone inches away from "adulthood".
i am SO grossed out. hef and his little girls with daddy issues. ugh.
awww…. I bet their parents are sooo proud!!! :S
Ew. Hugh Hefner is a fucken creep, I'm so sick of him and those girls look like extreme retards, they're also pretty fugly in reality.
Every picture I've seen of those two, either in public or not, they are painted.
Do they even own clothing bigger than a dishcloth?
Oh wait…I lying, I've seen their mugshots.
Winners.
SICK. Ok, I don't think it's gross that a nineteen year old is dating an 82 year old. But they're SISTERS! Gross! You couldn't pay me enough money to sleep with or even date the same person as my sister. GROSS. I wonder what their parents have to say about this.
I feel like the Girls Next Door are my good friends and Hef is an asshole ex to me now. Totally ruined my image of him.
i would hate to be the chubbier twin, must be hard..
WEll likEEE tilA tEQUilA SAYS iN hERRR BOOk "HUGH iS THEE MAN" WEll hE iS SO WAT iF HiS OlD && likkES TO hAVEEE fUNN YAll jUSS jElOUSEEE Of HiS EFFiN MONEEY && fAMEEE. BUT ONE THiNGG THOSE TWiNSS ARE fUGly HOllY && kENTRA && BRiDGET WERE WAY BETTERRRR.
I love Hef. He is smart, funny and a publishing business genius. But, this is just embarrassing and pathetic. I would think he want to spend the last few years of his life with quality women - beautiful, intelligent, mature and sincere. I have seen these twins interviewed and they are morons. Yes, most 19 year olds are idiots, but these two are off the chart. Maybe Hef is just so heartbroken over Holly, he can't think straight. I hope someone is protecting his money!
yuck they are ugly.
I hope he likes the warmth, he's going to Hell.
if he thinks hes gettin back at holly by toting these tots around hes insane they are both titless but prolly not for long and they couldnt even bother to brush their greasy hair and put on some desent clothes for a christmas card… wow hef is prolly gonna die due to their homewrecking trailer park white trash nastyness
L@@Ks like Hef unwrapped his goodies early..
Better a rich older man than some dark ass worthless rapper
At least he is WHITE
Wow, must be good to be Hef !
But just wait until the girlz see my tigger tail!
Re: Mentalist – Why the comment, are you black?
I met these girls personally at least twice in my life. They were skanks then and they are skanks now! Both of them always did nasty trashy shit together. You cant change a hoe ( or in this case Hoes) into house wives. So, they might as well stay with the ultimate male whore for as long as they can!
Well, the twins are basically prostituting themselves for some money and fame. I don't care if they are only with Hef, they are still prostitutes.
If Hefner thinks they are there for any other reason (like that he is hot or something), he is fooling himself.
Or maybe it doesn't matter to him.
geriatric and his high price hookers. fa la la la la
OMFG
i think
i said i think
that they have real breasts!!
Disgusting.
I'm sorry but they will never be another Holly, Kendra, an Bridget
I hope they don't become the new Girls Next Door
wow. that's horrifying. why is this ok with people?
Nasty…
These two prostitutes better be saving their money. They will no doubt try to buy themselves some self respect someday.
Totally ruined my image of him.
Re: achicagolover –
Wow, you have some low ass standards.
These girls are happy to give Hef's raisin a BJ.
Their parents can finally move out of the trailer park and they don't have to use wads of toilet paper as maxi pads every month.
Stupid little girl, gets her picture taken with one of the most iconic men of all time and she has her pink cell phone in her hand.
Priceless.
SISTERS! Hello? anyone who thinks this is hot needs help
Hef is living in the seventies and will soon ruin the Playboy empire if his daughter doesn't pull in the riens. I've always thought these women are just hot certified nursing assistants. The grossest thing is watching his sleezoid contemporaries in The Girls Next Door…comb overs and drool , getting their free copies of Playboy. Jiggling his balls once more. Christie sell the mansion and move him into the single story Bunny House.
They're not girlfriends, they're ho's. I read he was putting it to the 55-anniversary playmate, too. Regardless, he is getting really creepy. Look at that weird smile and that effed-up mouth he's got going.
God bless America. I doubt that the founding fathers meant for free speech and expression to be used for pimping out young girls. Hef is an abomination. Does he even run some kind of college fund? Nice to see he can still can accumulate girls like action figures on E-Bay. I am sorry, wasn't slavery abolished?
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No more Girls Next Door.
Probably just after Hef's money..You need a nice girl..Weird seeing him with those twins..Oh, well.
Ick.
God that is so fucking disturbing. They're younger than I am. And he's older than my grandpa. Fucking. Sick.
19 !?? thats really really young i still think holly loved him for who he was this 19 jear young girls love his money but nothing more than that
I don't say this about every Bunny or Playmate cuz that's just rude and ignorant, but these girls HAVE to be big fucking whores. They both are with the same 100 year old man just so they can pose nude in a magazine. GROSS! they HAVE to be seriously disturbed. I miss Kendra!!!
i luvvvvvvvvv the twins…..their soooooooooo much prettttttierrrrr than holly….
The liver spotted WHOREMASTER shows of his latest catch of fresh meat - If I were the parents of either of those two, I'd shoot myself in the fucking head! Will this sick fuck die already!!!!
what nasty assed ho bags…….painted on shirts???
its christmas ……wow no class at all!
what a way to make a living ….sleeping with a 100 year old man ………..I think i am going to be sick just thinking of that wrinkled up dick they stick in they mouths.