Courtney Love Vs. Rob Kardashian, Jr. - It's On!
Courtney Love is at it again. This time battling the evils of homophobia…in her own special way. Which includes a half-coherent MySpace blog post.
Apparently, Rob Kardashian Jr. punched one of Courtney's (Gay) employees while calling him a faggot, breaking the employee's nose. When the employee went to file a police report, the LAPD allegedly told him to fold the report up "into a origami and hang it on his door."
While we totally agree with Courtney's idignation and commend her stance against hate crimes and homophobia, it would have been nice if she sobered up before taking to her MySpace and assaulting the internet with paragraph-long run-on sentences.
We've extracted the best of for you, since trying to read that shiz can give you a contact high.
- "hi kids, if you are expecting Santa to read you a bedtime story on this new blog, think again!"
- "My point is LAPD, you guys are such lovely folks, i would like to invite you in for some egg nog but i just ran out and i am too busy learning the art of origami"
- "Let me be inviting to you my darling rob because i am SUCH A BIG FAN OF HATE CRIMES and homophobic fruit cake assholes like you this around this holiday season,"
- "Lets be pals and go shopping at The Grove and go "STRAIGHT" to Ab and Fitch store while the techno music blasts really loud and find you a tight tee shirt for our big night at Rage in Weho, lets ditch these trendy B list clubs and lets dance dance dance where we can be free, and drink cosmos and have no one make fun of us, you can also wear your sisters underwear, I promise I will keep it a secret, but first let me invite you over and lets have a Mac Cosmetics Dazzleglass date night cause what you really need rob kardashian is a pair of lips jeans that flair out at the bottom to accentuate your sexy curvy hips and i hear the carman miranda look is in for 2009, so maybe we can put a some fresh bananas in your hair, which will be tied in pigtails or a scrunchy, ( I still have some ) We will put double fake eyelashes on from Pat Fields and red glitter six inch heels that I am sure she will make to accommodate your lovely feminine feet and i am in possession of a giant anal plug that was tossed to me with a wink by a dyke on a bike at last years weho gay pride parade which was a blast"
- She signs her post "Kourtney Love Kobain" and in her P.S. for Rob tells him to "throw away your Nirvana cd's i will not allow you to listen to Kurts music nor my music, instead throw on the Mama Mia soundtrack and dance rob! dance you know you want it! work it! feel it sista girlfriend! own it! be it! embrace it"
Courtney, we don't want him!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Pete Spotted Out Shopping Without The Ass
Celebs Out Shopping For 
Never argue with a crackie, you'll always come out worse off.
hahaha! looove her!
Her comments are great actually.
Bahahaha! Reason #294 I love Courtney.
i HATE courtney and i hate homophobia.
fuck those stupid kardashians. They suck major ass.
She smokes cigarettes.
she needs anger management.and a tazer treatment
Two no-bodies looking for some publicity… Where is the eggnog!?
Is there even a letter in the alphabet that can designate as her celebrity status anymore?
I don't remember Courtney Love being in Nirvana. I remember this chick who was the lead singer of hole, and ruin her husbands life, plus got arrested for punching her own band mate.
Courtney needs to fade away a lot quicker.
If rob kardashian really said that stuff he's a douche, but I'm not about to beleive some crack head like courtney love.
Washington state still hates you Courtney.
I don't even really understand what her argument is supposed to be..
all the kardashians are assholes. courtney love is a complete fuck-up but she got it right this time.
Re: BBBoricua en Navidad! – Shit! I forgot to get eggnog!
oh god i love Courtney love.
love her.
I LOVE C.L!!!!!!!! Rob the B!tch
Who (who actually has taste in music) wants to listen to her or her crack head ex anyway?
Why do some of you idolize this complete fuck up? She is so gross in all aspects of life. Fuck this dumb bitch.
Re: harrybalsac – Trust me, we got plenty… This year, we even got chocolate eggnog!
hahaha it was actually pretty funny!!!
Ah…the original HOT MESS!
LMFAO hHAHAHAHAHA wow. OBVIOUSLY THERES MORE TO THE STORY, THE COPS WOULD HAVE GONE AFTER THIS CASE IF THERE WAS A CASE, I BET ROB PUNCHED HIM AFTER THE FAG GRABED HIS ASS!! I hope thats what happened HAHAHAHHAAH.the face JUST bc of his sexuality? YEAH RIIIIGHT!!!! Wheres the other side of this story huh??? Im sure the man did shit to deserve this. & she just sounds dumb saying that she will not "allow" him to listen to their music (making a big assumption that he even likes that shit!!) Anyways sounds like shes drugged out of her mind, a pathetic mother & she sounds retarded. so lets hear the full story & THEN decide if Rob did anything wrong. stop putting gays above everyone else, anytime theres a situation btwn a gay & straight person you always report it so it sounds like the homosexual was the victim (even when thats not true) bc you bias. Im not going to read your site anymore if you keep doing it so blatently
When I read this: " and i am in possession of a giant anal plug that was tossed to me with a wink by a dyke on a bike at last years weho gay pride parade which was a blast" I had a cough attack. Hilarious.
WOWZA!!! Sounds like that musta been good shit she was smokin'….
I think kate 1988 is bitch
im shocked
i thought rob.k would be cooler than this ?
punching and calling some gay ?
wow i thought he was higher then this.
but i love courtney's blog .
WOW. The burns alotta money on drugs and clothes. Each month, there must be a major cheque from Kurt's record label in the mail.
Courtney is the shit and so is hole. nirvana is overrated. and violence is not the answer so there shouldve been protecticve measures to protect the victim of the punching. and yeah, all fags do all day is grab ass and fold oragami.
Re: surfer4girl4 – what do you listen to? jonas bros and avril lavigne?
hole was quite nice as was nirvana, and maybe you're ten years old so you wont listen to that stuff, but bet a lot adults do.
"Courtney, we don't want him!"
perez, i bet that they (gays) don't want you, too.
Re: KatKnapp – oralgami? or did you mean "origami"?
I don't believe one fuckin delusional word of this crap. She needs to be put the fuck away.
Good for her, maybe she wasn't incoherent maybe she was just angry. When you are upset you tend to write and not spell/grammar check. Hate crimes should not EVER be tolerated and good for her taking a stand and call people out on their disgusting behavior! He needs a taste of karma and I'm sure he will I mean it does start with a K.
The Hodashian err … excuse me … Kardashian Clan are famous because … ?
So their father was a high powered attorney who was friends with Orenthal James "I'm finally a convicted felon NOW after I initially got off scott-free from murdering my ex-wife and my dumb ass thought I would outsmart the system once again, but I forgot Johnny Cochrane is dead" Simpson (the company we keep says a lot about us) … How did these people become famoud? WHAT the hell have they contributed to society besides the occasional laugh at their blatant stupidity. Fuck them. Fuck Kim "I'm a dead fuck" Kardashian. Fuck Khloe "Please Please Please PETA airbrush my cottage cheese ass" Kardashian. Fuck Kourtney "I'm just an insignificant part of the family who enjoys riding my scandalous sister's coat-tail" Kardashian. Fuck Rob "My face looks like I've been beaten with a sack of nickels closet homosexual" Kardashian. If they were actually loving kids they'd chip in and send ol' stepdad Bruce to Nicole Kidman's Botox treatment facility (Oh wait, they might not be such a good idea). I'm tired of seeing and hearing about these assholes.
***famous (I hate typos)
Anyway …
As for Courney … I don't quite know what to say about her. The question still remains whether that crazy broad drove poor Kurt to end it. She is a hot ass mess on most occasions, BUT in her defense she spoke her mind (which she is completely out of) and you can't blame her for that.
Even though I can stand the Hodashians we don't know the full story, but I have a feeling that little rant was warranted.
she's not that bad.
Perez what are you talking about this is her best (most coherent ) post EVER! Hilarious.
there is nothing wrong with her blog in the slightest?? she is sticking up for her friend and employee what is so bad about that?
I think the cops could have found a better way to word it but I think they were telling Courtney and her friend to not even bother trying to make a lawsuit because it's a waste of money. Like others said before Robert Kardashian was a lawyer and like most people they have friends in their field who will do favors if a friend needs it….Kardashian might be dead but he's still got powerful lawyer friends I'm sure they'll help the family out if need be.
To Kate 1988
You know I usually don't reply to stuff like this. First off most who punch other guys because they are gay. The reason centers around the fact that the gay guy liked him, and may have even said something about him being Hott. Because Sir Hetero was offended he punched the guy. This is BS has everyone forgotten about the little boy that was shot not to long ago for sending a valentine to another little boy. This shit has to stop! The funny thing is its always the assholes doing the punching that will accept a hummer in the dark no questions asked. Real Men secure in their sexuality don't have to prove it. They say thanks for the compliment and move on!
I LOVE MRS. KOBAIN
FUCK ROB!
Courtney Love is a great person for exposing this. I can't stand those macho drunk assholes who do this kind of shit. In that he has a name (by association!) this story needs to be widely circulated.
Re: Kate1988 –
Happy Holidays, cunt!
God she's fucking funny ahhahahhahahahah "Giant Anal Plug" ahhahahahha fucking courtney that's why I love her..she never holds back on those words ahhahahhahahah
oh perez you are one ugly gay. first of all courtney probably writes like she thinks. most intelligent people and poets tend to do that. it's called stream of consciousness secondly, you really shouldn't correct grammar. did you read what you wrote in this post? "We've extracted the best of for you". not grammatically correct dear. she is on our side. i think there are plenty of people like robert kardashian to make look like an asshole.
While we totally agree with Courtney's idignation and commend her stance against hate crimes and homophobia, it would have been nice if she sobered up before taking to her MySpace and assaulting the internet with paragraph-long run-on sentences."
All crimes are hate crimes, you politically correct ass. You don't committ crimes upon people that you like. I guess to you some crimes are worse than others depending on who is the victim. Typical.
Team Love! No matter what I will always love Courtney Love! Yeah i'm surprised rob knew how to punch to much of a pretty boy for me! The cops say that cause the Kardashian fam has some to dinero to stash out to a bomb ass lawyer LAPD is fucking corrupt! Who wouldnt be a hot mess when the one you love the most in life kills themselves? Love love!
I'm not for name calling but we don't know what the whole beef was about, I'm sure he didn't just do it out the blue but I know it was wrong of him to say that. But when you're mad you say stupid crap. Geez his girl friend pops naked and he is now throwing fits at ppl lol
what is her problem with Rob????? did he stand her up or something, he is dating a very nice girl and I think he is a sweetheart, I have never heard anyone bash him before, this girl must just be a looser….
Perez Hates Me ^^
She is so hypocritical. It's not ok to call a gay man a fag, but it's ok to call a gay woman a dyke?
Last time I looked both were slurs.
Alright!
I didn't think she sounded incoherent at all. I thought it was hilarious. I do wonder about both sides, though. I am not sure about hate crime legislation. A lot of women get raped and beaten, and there are no extra penalties given to their attackers/abusers just because they're women.
Actually that's pretty hilarious, I think I might go read the rest and get some more laughs.
Awesome.
LOL. Really funny post actually.
She actually made me laugh,and I doubt any of the Kardashians listen to Courtney's music.Then again,who knows…but it does sound like she's NOT making that shit up.She sounds really pissed.