Trannylicious!

Filed under: Kim Kardashian

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Mimi would love it!

The world's #1 J. Lo impersonator, reality and sex tape star Kim Kardashian, has made a 2009 calendar.

She's also got a new "look."

KardASSian is looking more tranny-like than ever!

The real question, though, remains: Is it makeup or Photoshop????

[Image by Troy Jensen.]

    Posted: Dec 24, 2008 at 11:15 am / Email this  »

    75 comments to “Trannylicious!”



    1. 1

      Yet another worthless, untalented bag of shit. Perez, stop posting about losers like this and give us the scoop on REAL celebrities.



    2. 2

      Ugh, why won't this girl just go away!



    3. 3

      If that's tranny,you can call me a fag……



    4. 4

      She is an idiot… her mouth is always open…. I wonder why?……..



    5. 5

      Huh…..nice I guess



    6. 6

      So that's your new tag on Kim K> You've run out of things to say about her and now she is the #1 J LO impersonate? Really? That's pretty lame…you couldn't think of anything positive to say about a woman? As a woman I think that you are pretty disgusting and gross…you' need to read a good book and educate yourself chubby!



    7. 7

      THAT BIG ASS NEVER GETS OLD!



    8. 8

      she looks amazing!



    9. 9

      Perez, why did you have to say she looks like a tranny?
      I was just about to please myself with her, and now you've ruined it for me, you big homo!



    10. 10

      Oh, gross



    11. 11

      mmmmmmmmm. you shoulda posted this under yummy yummy screw



    12. 12

      she's awful……but she's got one hot body!



    13. 13

      S-E-X-Y… !!!!! Despite the sex tape scandal, she is putting a healthy image out there for young women… Curves are the best!!!!

    14. cerq says – reply to this


      14

      looks like she has a happy trail



    15. 15

      kimmy wants to be a bond girl…..



    16. 16

      I'd (.)(.)fuck it!



    17. 17

      well she is really pretty …..



    18. 18

      Who gives a shit who gives a fuck.



    19. 19

      wow… i think she looks ZeXY… but… since i'm… on the OtHEr siDe… :P that may be why i LikE her! :P jkjk…



    20. 20

      you always make typos!
      ***OR!



    21. 21

      holy bond girl!



    22. 22

      you always make typos!
      ***OR!

      sajdoa



    23. 23

      She looks tranny because of the POUNDS of make-up but she is a pretty girl. Exotic beauty. I sure wouldn't complain if I looked like her. Lotta ass to love. BOODYLICIOUS!



    24. 24

      nice boobies



    25. 25

      what's with
      the wonkey
      eye/ and wide
      extra wide ass?
      lipo please.

    26. RJ says – reply to this


      26

      Photoshop had to work overtime on that bitch. Get over yourself honey!



    27. 27

      KK is 10x hotter than JLO! love her!



    28. 28

      I think she looks pretty good on that picture!



    29. 29

      Go ahead Kim K looking curvaliscious…..Her face doesn't look tranny like prez stop being jealous we all know u want some black penga too but kim keeps taking it all….



    30. 30

      Why Jealous fatty is it because she has someone in her life and you dont .Shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit.



    31. 31

      Ok I seriously can't stand all these no-talent idiots that keep getting press and if I never saw them again in my life I'd jump for joy. But I will say that it's nice to see someone with a "normal" sized body instead of these stick figures with their bones all sticking out.



    32. 32

      the only reason perez doesnt like her is cuz she doesnt get along with his "bff" and name sake paris!! too bad kim is actually beautiful and normal and can actually hold down a sentence or 2……..not so much for paris! she is looking tranny is this pic tho why??!!



    33. 33

      This was a failed attempt at the James Bond scene where the bond girl comes out of the surf. The black suit does not flatter her.

      Kim is a gorgeous girl but she has a self conciousness she needs to lose.



    34. 34

      It's photoshop. Kim is not as slender as this photo makes out.



    35. 35

      Fotoshopped; think she's wider at the bottom. But I like her and she's pretty. As long as Mama's out of the picture…can't take that wannabe.



    36. 36

      photoshop! no texture to the skin weird dark edge on her leg lifting out of the water
      no one is perfect her waist is very artificial ewwww



    37. 37

      Somehow I dont think she is photoshopped she naturally has this amazing body and beautiful face, although she is prettier without makeup



    38. 38

      why is she famous again???



    39. 39

      photoshop



    40. 40

      she looks hot…. im gay i'll DO her



    41. 41

      i hear her ass took up 4 months of the calendar



    42. 42

      Perez….shut the fuck up you jealous bitch! Kim is gorgeous & looks NOTHING like a tranny….



    43. 43

      I'm sorry but Kim looks great!

    44. zombi says – reply to this


      44

      J. Lo wishes she looked that hot



    45. 45

      Is that thing running up her stomach her pubic hair braided?



    46. 46

      why is she wearing makeup at the beach? is this for a photoshoot? great bod tho lol

    47. bee85 says – reply to this


      47

      she doesn't look like a tranny!!! she's actually beautiful



    48. 48

      she looks like megan fox.



    49. 49

      which is ugly btw.



    50. 50

      Damn. My mouth dropped when I saw that picture. I don't see tranny, I see a sexy, sleek fuckin' woman that I would do any day. She looks fuckin' fierce.



    51. 51

      She looks beautiful this this photo. Perez is just a phoney, petty, jealous fat ass.

    52. kaylo says – reply to this


      52

      I like her but she sometimes does come off as 'impersonating' Jennifer Lopez. But, hey, I would too. JLO is beautiful. Anyways, this looks like a paparazzi pic so I doubt that it's photoshopped, but… we never know now-a-days….



    53. 53

      I think she looks amazing! Actually less like a tranny than she has in the past, too.

      I think Perez should lay off just a little, in the holiday spirit



    54. 54

      o oh put me in the next james bond movie please!"



    55. 55

      TRANNYLICIOUS!!Wait a sec- is that my body!!!lol



    56. 56

      SHE'S FUCKING HOT LIKE SAUCE.



    57. 57

      yeah….I'm pretty sure Armenians got junk in the trunk too….no need to impersonate anyone Perez. She's pretty hot…but to answer ur q, it's prob both (makeup/photoshop) ;)



    58. 58

      photoshop engineering honey. she sucks.



    59. 59

      I think she looks good.



    60. 60

      PEREZ! ERTH TO PEREZ! jLO HAS NO TITS! kIM kADRSHAIN AND JLO HAVE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT BODIES! kIM kARSHIAN HAS A TRUE HOURGLASS FIGURE WHICH NO ONE HAS ANYMORE!!

      DON'T DISS WOMEN WHO HAVE PERFECT HOURGLASS FIGURES BY COMPARING THEM TO PEARS. JLO IS A PEAR-KIM IS PERFECTION INCARNATE!!!!!!!!



    61. 61

      Run Reggie Run…. as fast as you can
      This chic is a train wreck waiting to happen
      she is going to be toe'up from the floor up in 10 years



    62. 62

      ok please lets talk about kim kardashian. HATER!



    63. 63

      Shes got a pretty sexi body ppl…. thats what I call a real form. No bones showing, I like :)
      As for intelligence…??? im just commenting on her fine figure!



    64. 64

      Gorgeous!



    65. 65

      A 2009 calendar from this skank is enough to make me wish that 2009 never comes.



    66. 66

      Shes looking very LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER-ish in this pic. It is beautiful though. Gosh leave the woman alone.



    67. 67

      once you go black we dont want you back



    68. 68

      Tranny? Never listen to the taste of women from a gay man. Their meter is off.



    69. 69

      dude, are you kidding?? she's BANGING!! oh god SHE'S SOOOO HOT. She looks nothing at all like J-Lo BTW, J-Lo only wishes!! and tranny, WTF? She looks absolutely stunning, definitely one of the hottest and most beautiful famous women around by far.



    70. 70

      though she looks hideous here.. I love her new look with the bangs.. :)



    71. 71

      HATERS..!! HAHA



    72. 72

      she looks stupid here && i know shes kim kardashian…..but what the hell does she do but have a reality tv show. who gives a fuck?"

    73. csre says – reply to this


      73

      photoshop can do such miracles!



    74. 74

      can i have sex with u kim? just once i realllly need toooooo…..

    75. GIO says – reply to this


      75

      HO. WHORE. WHATEVER.