Completely Gratuitous
Filed under: Personally Perez
It's Santa Perez, bitches!!!!!
Whether you've been naughty or nice, we wish you all the best in 2009.
You're reading these words right now, and for that, we thank you. For all your support, we thank you.
Times are tough right now for so many. Hopefully this lil' ol' website provides a fun distraction (and important info too)!
Remember: Perez loves YOU.
xoxo
[Images courtesy of Dylan George Clothing.]
Posted: December 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Well, I've been reading this website for not too long, but, as you said yourself, it provides me a fun distraction and important info regarding celebrities and other topics
Merry Christmas Perez!!!
XOXO
Oh Perezita! :*
Merry Xmas!!
Luv ya 2 Peree.. Luv the website it is a wonderful Distraction for when my times are low and rough. Merry Christmas luv. An Happy New Year!!!
I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!
merry christmas to you and teddy =]
sweet jesus. my eyes are bleeding
EARTHA KITT JUST DIED.
Merry Christmas Perez !
No.
merry xmas perezz
u and ur website are toooo awesome
Merry Christmas Perez!!!
Aww
I love Perez : )
Happy Holidays
you're the best
Happy Holidays to you Perez. I love you and this website… cheers!
awe…….you know we heart you too…..xoxox
thnx perez!! we love you too!! merry christmas!!! and don't worry for all the haters because deep inside they love this website otherwise they wouldn't be here posting comments!!
lova ya perez!! come to mexico again please!!
nice getup!
you'd look better with a full out beard or moustache.
haha, love it still anyway.
Merry Christmas!
damn p-rizz, u iz hotttt
Merry Christmas Perez!
I love you!!!
Merry Chrismukkah Perez.
Have a very-merry shizzle Christmas Perezious!
Feliz Navidad, PP. Te amo tambien.
Keep up the good work.
xoxo
Perez, we
love you
this much"
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always lurve you perezito. days are useless without cha.
Remember this: Texas Audrey loves you Perez!!
well said perez, ur site provides much needed distraction for me! merry christmas and a happy new 2009! xo
Perez u da man.And I HEARD THE GAY COMMUNITY VOTED U MAN OF THE YEAR.kEEP UP DA GOOD WORK .AND KEEP DANCING.THOSE DIVAS BRITNEY,BEYONCE,J-LO HAVE NUTTIN ON U THERE ALL JUST CUM DUMPSTERS.yOUR THE REAL THING AND EVERYONE AGREES.!!!
Omg You look Smokin' Ugly delete that post Now Perezitaaaaa
so sorry but it's true
xo B'
Honestly Perez things around here haven't been super great and you're sillyness always makes me smile. A wad of cash or a new car would make me happier but you definitely have helped make this all so much more bearable.
The giant box with the giant bow, and the giant beard…..almost make your disproportionately giant head look normal sized.
Thanks for the sweet message Perez. I'm having a lonely rotten Christmas so thanks for letting me know I am loved..LOL..xoxo
Happy holidays perez. no go get some holiday booty…you deserve it!
happy holidays PErez!!! A lot of love from MExico!
love you too
Merry Christmas you sexy bitch!!
A WOMAN IS GOING UPSTAIRS WHEN SHE HEARS A HUMMING NOISE COMING FROM HER DAUGHTERS BEDROOM. SHE LOOKS IN THE DOOR AND SEES HER DAUGHTER PLEASURING HERSELF WITH A DILDO. SHE GOES DOWNSTAIRS AND TELLS HER HUSBAND ABOUT IT. HE SAYS,"LEAVE HER ALONE,SHE'S 35 YEARS OLD AND IF IT MAKES HER HAPPY NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT". A COUPLE DAYS LATER THE MOTHER IS WALKING BY THE LIVINGROOM AND HEARS THAT HUMMING COMING FROM THE COUCH. SHE RUSHES IN AND SEES HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH THE DILDO SITTING IN THE CHAIR NEXT TO HIM.SHE YELLS,"WHAT ARE YOU DOING"? HE SAYS,"WATCHING THE GAME WITH MY SON-IN-LAW.
MERRY CHRISTMAS DILDO!
Awwww, I love you too, so SO much, you're so fabulous.
Hope you had a very merry Christmas.
xoxo-Whitney
Luv ya Perez.
Merry Xmas.
Peace&Love 4 Evr,
Dawn.
I LOVE YOU TOO PEREZ! MERRY CHRISTMAS SWEETIE.
merry christmas perez!!!
xoxo
Aren't you rubbing it on a little thick? How many times do you need to say merry christmas? You're trying to make it seem like you've been so nice this past year, but you haven't stopped your bashing and sniping. And only a hand full of suckers will buy your sucky book You need to get back to celebrity news and report that EARTHA KITT HAS DIED one of the old school divas.
Merry Christmas Perez! Thanks for working so hard on your blog, I read it everyday and it's always a fun distraction.
MERRY CHRISTMAS PEREZ!
Thank you for everything you do! Love you! xox
You're the greatest Perez. I don't care what harrybalsac says about you.
Orchidgirl,you have a phone call.It's Santa,he wondering if u had a nice xmas!
Re: reach_around –
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Reach_Around,
Merry Christmas and many happy reach arounds to you !
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ya ya merry merry Perez,your hot .
Re: Santa Claws – Harry balsac is cool.Dont put him down.He's funny as s**t.
Re: harrybalsac –
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Harry, you are being a bad boy as usual.
Merry Christmas !
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Re: orchidgirl – thanks and may your reacharounds always have a happy ending =]
Re: paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 – no, im just too damn bored to use my time otherwise. you "lovers" just don't get it, right?
Re: orchidgirl – Re: mamajud – Re: harrybalsac –
Merry Christmas everyone. Harry, cute joke. Mine always on the dildo and the butthole, but you're fun.
haha
Re: the last star –
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Last Star,
Thank you, dear, I've had a wonderful Christmas. I hope you've had a good one also.
I've just finished watching "Casablanca", and I am still sniffing. Whaaaaaah…
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you should probably thank the celebrities you tear apart as well, considering it's them who provide the content for the blog.
merry christmas, and enjoy your last few days in argentina!
Perez this does take your mind off of things. Thanks so much. Enjoy your holiday! Happy New Year! Hope 2009 is great for everyone! We all need it.
Sheba,
Re: orchidgirl – You and me too! That picture always gets me especially at the end. Bogie was great! Happy New Year to you also. Hey,
The Big Sleep is on now with Bogie and Bacall! Enjoy your evening.
Sheba,
Re: orchidgirl – Well you can cry on my shoulder "anytime you want" Here's looking at you sweetheart!!!
awww and we love you right back!
and you make a great santa
Merry Christmas xoxo
Feliz Navidad!
Your costume fits Perez, you're fat and jolly too!
love ya too Perez! have a safe and happy '09 and keep givin us what we want
XOXO
MERRY CHRISTMAS PEREZ!!! I LOVE YOUR SITE, I LOOK AT IT EVERYDAY!
ROCK ON! xoxo
Merry Christmas Perez! I love your site, I read everyday! Keep up the good work!
Re: mamajud –
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Mamajud, darling,
Merry Christmas to you and your family!
I imagine you are buried deep under all that gift -wrapping paper right now !
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Re: the last star – .
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Thank you, darling.
"We'll always have Perez Hilton……."
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I personally love your distractions.. ESPECIALLY in these hard times. Love you!
love you too perez!♥
merry xmas!
Re: JokerBaby –
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Hey, JokerBaby,
Thank you so much !
Merry Christmas and all the best to you, and many more good times and HarryBalsac's dildo jokes !
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perez is the shit!!!
xoxo
Merry Christmas!!
Happy Holidays to you Perez!! xoxo your website is my #1 favorite, always a fun distraction….keep up the great work in '09..please!!
Ho Ho HO, I sat on Perez's lap and I felt something REALLY WEIRD moving around in his pants.
Happy New Year Perez.
You always makes me laugh…………..
Re: sheba08 –
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Sheba,you watched "Casablanca" also? Yes, I watched it AGAIN!
I adore old movies. I usually watch them on Turner Classic Movies.
I hope you've had a wonderful Christmas.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS PEREZ!!!!!!!
keep us updated with all the gossip also in 2009!
I LOVE YOU TOO PEREZ
thanks for another great year of laughs and enjoyment.
though I might not agree with everything you have to say, you always keep me entertained.
here's to another awesome year filled with rehabs, relapses, and exposed body parts. ;O
Merry Christmas
to Perez and Teddy Hilton!
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You inspire all other
bloggers to greatness.
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You are
The Queen Of The Hollywood Scene!
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Merry Christmas to all
Perez readers and commenters also!!!
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May GOD bless us
every one!
merry christmas perez!
this website brings a smile to my face everyday (:
Merry Christmas Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We LOVE you too perez. Thanks for doing what you do. Your site really does bring a little joy to my day…never stop posting!!!!
merry christmas yall
Perez Hates Me ^^
u 2 MUUUUCH more best in 2009 °°
Perez, I have been coming on your website for like 2 yrs now and it has gotten better in the last yr. I am liking the fact that you only semi pick on certain celebs now. Picking on them is fun, I know, but if you are too gnarly about it it just gets ugly and no matter how much they deserve it at any given time, it can make you seem really incensitive and rough around the edges. I do think that celebs deserve a certain amount of shit talking, even just to keep them from taking themselves to seriuosly. That is part of being famous, yeah? I just don't think that it should ever be so bad that if a celeb. should read a post by a blogger that they would be so crushed or hurt by something that they read that they would want to do themeselves in. Thats not cool. I just think that there is a line, boundaries that we should all respect. Just my opinion.
Distraction, yes.
Important…BAISED info, yes.
But whatever….happy holidays too………..
Love you Perez, happy holidayz xoxo
we love you too perez! hahah merry xmas!
PEREZZZ I LOVE YOU TOOOO! WE CAN CHILL ONE DAY AND HAVE A GREATT LAUGH! HAHAHA YESSS!
Merry Xmas P-Nasty
Congratulations of your success this year - you've come a loooong way from your PageSixSixSix days. I always look forward to what you'll do next, but I have noticed this year as your star has climbed that the site has changed somewhat, to its detriment.
Bring back all the old silliness and irreverance and leave the hating to the uninspired and unimaginative.
PS. You need to include on your list of New Years resolutions to not offer any derrogatory comments about small children in future.
PPS. Send Sadie Sandler the best Xmas present ever.
Re: reach_around – Re: mamajud – Re: harrybalsac – Re: orchidgirl – Re: sheba08 – Re: ****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY**** – The happiest of holidays to the stars that shine the brightest in the world of Perez Hilton. Love and kisses also to Milky, Monkey, LG, Letty, BBD, Kitty and the others of the "night" crew that I always seem to pass like a ship in the night.
May 2009 bring you all your wildest dreams and a little breathing space for Planet Earth.
Perez–
You were a clue on Jeopardy tonight! (The hint was your real name.)
The only thing that you have left on your "superstar checklist" to-do list is be parodied by Weird Al!
xoxoxo
We love you, too!!!
MERRY CRIKA'S
hahah thats funny.
Re: Mistress – You picked Orchidgirl as one of the "stars that shine the brightest in the world of Perez Hilton"?????????????? Are you serious?????? She's a a whiny shit who's NOT funny, witty or interesting AT ALL!!!!!!!! I do agree with some on your list…………….Kitty, LG, Monkey, and Mamajud are very fun and entertaining!!!!!!!!!!!!! OG is more like the pest who doesn't get a clue and she's a joke to many PH posters!!!!
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Mistress – Shhhhhhh OG doesn't realize many posters make fun of her, including her "friends"………………she's too dumb to get the jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! Hamster up the ass anyone?????????? hahahahahahaha
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad your having a blast and treating your family to these great Holiday trips !
Bet you miss Teddy tho………..
Re: Assume the Position! – I've seen many of your posts and noted your OBVIOUS dislike for Orchid and others. I think the last time I took into consideration anothers opinion of a long standing aquaintence was when I was 8.
You may like to check the last Lance Armstrong post, I had extended you a greeting prior to a post where you attacked the entire posse indicating that we were all frauds. My confusion over your stance on some of us was indicated to you in a question.
I'm not interested in what caused your disagreement with Orchid but I do note that you seem to be the one keeping the hate alive as it were.
I will not have my associations called into question by someone who has been on this site for 5 minutes.
Trust me, if you utilise your charm and intelligence instead of wasting your energy on fruitless, hateful rants you will earn a lot more respect.
If you don't like Orchid that is your perrogative - but you don't need to attempt to corral everyone else to feel the same way.
I could post replies to you on why I like Orchid and why she is a nice woman who is quite sensitive and very intelligent.
You're a hot looking homosexual Scorpio male - that's an intense energy in anyone's world - just rein it in a bit. Relax.
Re: Mistress – Look…….Orchid is a very annoying, pathetic and very hateful woman………..have you READ her posts accusing me of having AIDS because I'm gay????????? I guess she can get away with it………no biggie………….she can bash gays but we can't defend ourselves against an ignorant, crude woman!!!! I get it…….this is a gay mans site but gays aren't welcome!!!! Just filthy white trash like Orchidgirl!!!!!!! Well enjoy the trash hun but I will not allow a fool like her to disrespect me! I will stand up and defend myself!!!!!!!!!! You seem to be an intelligent woman too bad you bought OG's shit!!!!!!
Re: Mistress – By the way, thank you for the sexy shout out!!!!
I hope you can see how hateful she is one day……………until then I wish you the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry X'mas! thanks for entertaining us
but please stop it with Suri and Aniston, we love you