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Completely Gratuitous

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It's Santa Perez, bitches!!!!!

Whether you've been naughty or nice, we wish you all the best in 2009.

You're reading these words right now, and for that, we thank you. For all your support, we thank you.

Times are tough right now for so many. Hopefully this lil' ol' website provides a fun distraction (and important info too)!

Remember: Perez loves YOU.

xoxo

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    Posted: Dec 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 101

      Re: Assume the Position! – You're very black and white aren't you????
      Once again - you replied to my post in which I wished ALL my friends well. You have an issue with ONE of my friends and seem to be trying to 're-educate' me as to why I have been misguided in this choice. My choices frankly are none of your business.
      If Orchid did say as you indicated then you are right to defend yourself. May I say however that your defence of yourself has been long and arduous for us all. In life we need to be assertive in our defence of ourselves and our choices. You have chosen to be extremely hostile and aggressive. The fact that she has gotten to you so much indicates that you are sensitive about your choice. You've also indicated that your sister was a wonderful support to you and she is also your link to this site.
      I support you in coming out and living as your authentic self.
      I commend you on being proud of your choice.
      I recommend that you move forward on this site with no further reference to Orchid and to build friendships based on the good things about you that we dont know yet.
      Orchid will also refrain from engaging in any further "banter" with you.



    2. 102

      I'm not asking for you two to kiss and make up.
      I'm requesting a cease fire and just ignore the fuck out of each other.
      If you're going to base your friendships on this site dependant on who likes Orchid and who doesn't then I'm sorry but you'll have to put me in the reject box.
      Just remember, this is a make believe pink Perez world and we are all flawed humans looking for a little love and acceptance. Good karma goes a long way dear boy.



    3. 103

      I Love you too Perez.



    4. 104

      ;)



    5. 105

      MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!



    6. 106

      Re: Mistress – Ahhhhh, I'm "hostile" but she isn't………got it ;) She's kind…………whatever!!!!!!!!!!!! You actually need to READ comments hun because she gets bashed often and not just by me! She's ignorant and co-dependent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You think I'm the only one who finds her comments out of line………..ask Kitty or the Monkey…..they both called her out on her HIV comments and the bunny Sweet agreed!!! When it comes to OBVIOUS hate like Orchidgirl suggests yes I am black and white!!!!!! She might put on a "nice" persona but what "nice" person suggests gays are AIDS infested??????????? I smell a fake!!!!!!!!!!! She pretends to be such a nice, pale, "ill" girl but deep down she is mad crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!



    7. 107

      Re: Assume the Position! – I get it - I got it days and days ago. You hate Orchid. Sweet. No dramas.
      She's a fake who says incredibly mean things and you're just a sweet, innocent little gay boy who got attacked by this vicious monster of a woman and now your eviscerating her on this site - because she deserves it. OK - cool.
      What I also know is that you have the power of Pluto and Mars coursing through your veins and like most Scorpios find that one serve of return retribution is never enough.
      God forbid if anyone ever accidentally pranged into your car - you'd go out of your way to prang them back and then follow them home and do donuts in their rose garden.
      This is it for the discussion for me - it's late on Boxing Day evening and I'm tired - popped in to see if old friends are about.
      In future I hope we can have dialogue about ANYTHING else but the situation with you and Orchid. Oh, and in future if I choose to include Orchid in my greetings - live with it.



    8. 108

      All the best for you too Perez… Dude you've kept me entertained for just over a year now, I don't know what i'd do without you. I guess my surfing the web would be boring. I hope you had an awesome christmas and good luck for everything you plan to achieve next year…

      take care and keep doing what you're so good at doing… Perezhilton.com lol

      Kirst x



    9. 109

      Almost as scary as the santa gunman.



    10. 110

      Awwww Perez, you're such a sweetheart. Hope you had the BEST Christmas and a BRILLIANT new year. You deserve it. xxx

    11. jca says – reply to this


      111

      Santa Perez doesn't have the right ring to it - try Homo Claus!

      Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!

    12. MrsP says – reply to this


      112

      I love you Perez!! Wish I could give you a nice big hug!!!
      I hope you are having a lovely Christmas with Tedd's!!
      Thanks for that awesome xmas dance! everytime I hear you talk or see you dance, it makes me feel happy, cause I feel your happiness…
      Love ya sexy babe! x



    13. 113

      Re: Mistress – wow, my dad's a Scorpian and you just described him to the T. What are you married to one? haha
      Perez, my sister still wants to marry you..so do I. haha not joking here. Stop fighting people Christmas is over with.
      perez==♥♥♥♥



    14. 114

      Holy shit, my old teacher is on a fucking horse right now with her bull dog walking behind her and my little shortie ran up to her horse and dog..AND THAT STUPID BITCH HIT MY SHORTIE WITH HER WHIP…I'LL BE
      RIGHT BACK COZ
      I NEED TO GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER ASS,,MAYBE I'LL PULL A JIM CAREY, ”WHEN NATURE CALLS” AND BEAT HER WITH THAT WHIP. THAT BITCH…SEE YA WHEN IT'S OVER, FUCKER.



    15. 115

      WOW guys he loves us!! And here you guys thought he hated us. Love u too Perezito!!!



    16. 116

      Merry Xmas Perez!
      LOVE YOU!!
      LOVE UR WEBSITE

      XOXO
      [gossipgirl]



    17. 117

      Re: Mistress – Sounds like you had a great christmas!…..your advice to assume is spot on………I too will refrain from addressing this issue with him. There must be some underlying reason that og is so stuck in his craw……I'll tell you what sticks in my craw…..that comedians are allowed to go as low as they wish and play the get out of judgement free card no matter how low they go……this little "pink world" let's everyday people goof on the real world without fear of being branded a racist or homophobe………we have all crossed the line here now and then….including Assume……..and we all get over it……i also don't understand how he can ridicule the posse and at the same time shout out to people he enjoys………either way, I'll coninue to shout out to orchid, sensi, AND assume………hehe……i'm still waiting for an updated avi with a shot of his glistening backstack…..yum ;)



    18. 118

      love you perez, baby!

    19. Justy says – reply to this


      119

      Thanks always for the fun and interesting stuff you put here, Merry X-mas! Felicidades desde Puerto Rico!



    20. 120

      I love you too Perez!!! I was laid off from my job in October and have had an awful time trying to find a new one. Your website is the perfect distraction and provides endless entertainment for me. Thank you for being the funnest part of my boring, long days!!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!



    21. 121

      El ultimo santa clos en el que dejaria que mi hijo se sentara en sus piernas a tomarse una foto.

      Que pinche miedo no ? que un adulto homosexual se vista de santa clos …



    22. 122

      aw, perez.. for all the trash you talk about other people, you sure are sweet



    23. 123

      "Important" info? Trash about celebs is hardly important.



    24. 124

      Re: mamajud – Mama - I couldn't have said it better - we've all been named and shamed and gotten over it.
      I've seen people try and tear the posse apart from the outside in and from the inside out and yet the true connections prevail.
      Christmas was wonderful, it's amazing to see the joy of the season reflected in your childrens eyes, it used to be quite a selfish celebration for me - lots of booze and seafood. These days it's all Fisher Price and fairy bread (wouldn't change it for the world). Kisses to you. Mwah. xxx



    25. 125

      Re: mamajud – Mistress is also keen to see the backstack shot ……… mmmmmm



    26. 126

      I HATE YOU WITH A PASSION!!



    27. 127

      YOU LOOK LIKE A PEDO



    28. 128

      Re: Assume the Position! – MERRY XMAS BOYFRIEND!!!

      Been working like a dog so i have not been on much….but im glad to see that I am in others thoughts…..

      KISSES!!!!!



    29. 129

      i was reading some of the comments, people are so god damn mean. if you don't like perez, stop reading his website! and perezzz i love you too!



    30. 130

      well i don't love u :)
      if you weren't such a hater i might…
      i only go on this site for the celeb news…absolutely hate when you post FALSE stuff, not fair to the millions of people who read this site.
      Yeah yeah it's your site, but there is a diff between your views and posting things that aren't true.



    31. 131

      Love you perez. Miss listening to u dishing it out on plj. Love the lil drawings on the pics. Don't care what they say about me, I love me some perez hilton. I think u say as it is and thats the way it should be. So merry xmas and happy new year. See u at the blogs…

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