Michael Lohan Denies Denies Denies

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Lindsay Lohan took to her personal blog yestreday to write about her life, the holidays, her father's illegitimate child, and comparing herself to Britney Spears.

LezLo said, "My father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? Either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks… MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like "debbie downer" or what? not trying to be…"

But you know Poppa Michael Lohan can't stay quiet for long. That famewhore will open his mouth faster than Perez at the all-you-can eat buffet!

Michael quickly got in his PR mode and contacted the press to set the record "straight" and deny her claims.

In fact, Poppa Lohan says there's a "99 percent chance" that Lindsay's post was actually written by SaMAN Ronson.

There he goes again - stirring the shit. And we LOVE it!

We also wouldn't doubt his Ronson claim!

Poor BiHan - she's fucked either way.

Merry XXXmas, Lindz!

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Dec 25, 2008 at 11:30 am / Email this  »

    15 comments to “Michael Lohan Denies Denies Denies”



    1. 1

      Michael Lohan is disgusting! Also pathetic



    2. 2

      ugg he is such an a$$

    3. nigra says – reply to this


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      i dont get it, i keep posting comments, and they keep getting deleted?

    4. nigra says – reply to this


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      can i get a little free speech on christmas please? who censors you?



    5. 5

      So what if Ronson wrote it?? What she wrote is true-he cheated on Lindsay's mother and no amount of deflection will change that.



    6. 6

      I don't care about the Lohans but I love the "open his mouth faster than Perez at an all you can eat buffet…" I love you P! Merry Christmas!



    7. 7

      I can believe that Samantha wrote this. "Amongst" sounds too British to be something that Lindsay would say.

    8. Tarts says – reply to this


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      I wish all of the Lohans would learn that less is more. Dina pushing her 14 year old daughter onto a tacky reality show. Michael trying to use his daughter's fame to make money. And Lindsay constantly talking about her family life. If you are trying to learn from Britney or Madonna or anyone who has staying power in this industry…Less is more.

      Britney and Madonna don't talk about their personal lives. They are in the dance studio, recording studio and gym putting 110% into their work. If you want staying power in this industry, you need to WORK.

      Britney is back on top because she is taking the focus away from her personal problems and shining a spotlight on her talent. Bossy was a good song, but Lindsay's personal problems overshadow her talent.

      Less drama, more work.

    9. Dr. M says – reply to this


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      Lindsay / Lindsay / Lindsay
      -
      Find Logos and you'll find peace
      -
      Shalom Aleichem
      (Peace be with you)
      -
      Peace
      Dr. M
      MM



    10. 10

      I'm sure she'd like being fucked both ways, intimate sources have informed us.



    11. 11

      it is kinda funny because someone posted elswhere that this post and the post on Ronson's blog were posted at the exact same time. I never checked to see but that is kind of weird and improbable. I don't know if Ronson is capable of sounding as stupid as Lohan does, though, even if she tried really really hard.



    12. 12

      and i say
      who cares,
      he is a douch,
      the whole family are screw ups .
      llilo hasnt stopped drinking,
      they are all craaaazy
      and should be locked up .



    13. 13

      What a bunch of assholes - the whole family is an assortment of meglomaniac famewhores! Nobody has a chance….



    14. 14

      is it just me who thinks this girl is on the verge of doing something bad to herself? not on perpose but self harm gone wrong….i hope she is ok



    15. 15

      Actually, LiLo and Brit-Brit do have some similarities - mainly, their families have been mooching off of them for forever.