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Left: Pete Wentz with his new hairdo. Right: Cameron Diaz in Something About Mary.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
.hmmm. Maybe HE has the set of lips. Anyway, 'Have Yourself A (something about) Merry Little Christmas'
Happy Holidays everyone!
Sheba,
Almost First! Ha Ha! Merry Christmas from South Africa!
He probably used the same thing as Mary to hold it in place…
i hope pete didn't use the same ”product” mary did
What he couldn't swollow he used on his hair.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's all of his wife's breast milk he tried. It helps keep his hair shiny and thick. He's icky
hhahhahaha, oh my god, this is hysterical
oh my gosh, I have never laughed so much.
Theres a very nice Christmas card that he has on FOE with the baby and Ashlee. So cute. happy holidays!
Oh man thats hilarious. Good laugh to start off the Holiday. Thanks Bud!!
No doubt…cum is what's holding Pete's hair up. Some guy probably missed his mouth and jizzed in his hair.
He should look like that with all the jizz in his hair. HA HA HA. That is the funniest thing ever.
Exactly what I wanted for Christmas, right there!
Luvs it!! Brillz.
Yeah he probably had his boyfriend jizz all over his face while Asslee was off breastfeeding…I know Pete Wentz is a little fag. Fuck that guy. Fall Out Boy is also shit.
ha. That's EXACTLY what i was thinking the first time i saw that picture of pete wentz
God, you gys are all pathetic if all you have to make fun of is Pete. Go Pete, you look hot!
sweet… i totally sent that picture to perez!!! happy holidaze everyone!
did she wear that hair on purpase?????
Pete is a good guy…and a definite talent! Cameron, on the other hand, is getting a little long in the tooth.
Re: JBfan101 –
It's from a movie where she puts some cum in her hair