Nanny Needed

Filed under: Anglophilia > Kerry Katona

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It sucks to be Kerry Katona!

It sucks to be her any time, but especially now.

Why????

The British trainwreck's nanny has just quit.

Perfect timing!

"No amount can compensate for the hassle she deals with," says a friend of the nanny.

Hey, it's recession time in America. If Kerry moves here, we're sure she'll find some help easily.

Britney's got a ton of discarded nannies out there!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Dec 26, 2008 at 12:55 pm / Email this  »

    24 comments to “Nanny Needed”



    1. 1

      Wow your ugly as fuck…



    2. 2

      I hate this woman, seriously perez, even our press wont give her the time of day, she so doesnt deserve to be on ur blog! Cant believe she's british! ugh!!



    3. 3

      Why can't she take care of her own children and not rely on nannies?



    4. 4

      it's time for holiday in spain!!



    5. 5

      Why do you keep talking about this girl? I have no idea who she is!



    6. 6

      …still don't know who this chic is…



    7. 7

      Never in a million years! But, I wish her the best.



    8. 8

      You can be their new nanny, Peerezito!



    9. 9

      In case you didn't know Perez, most of the world is in a global recession.



    10. 10

      2008 for her gets worse and worse. Suicide watch?



    11. 11

      And this woman is posted on a celebrity gossip column why…???



    12. 12

      Millions of families cope without a nanny and there are plenty of people worse off in the world than Kerry katona, who brings all her problems on herself.



    13. 13

      why oh why is there a constant barrage of british gossip on an american blog? nobody gives a fuck about these so called british "stars", as evidenced by the 12 replies so far on this entry. enough with the british, we don't give a fuck about them.



    14. 14

      Leave it to Americans to not realise it's a GLOBAL recession. No wonder only 2% of you hold passports, you have no idea what's happening anywhere else on the planet! Good on ya Perez for truly representing your country.



    15. 15

      Re: bobbytomorow
      Actually genius, this site is accessed globally. Besides Kerry Katona is vulgar, ignorant, self obsessed and overweight so she may as well be American. I find this site very entertaining because it beautifully showcases the idiocy that is worshipped in your culture. So be a dear and learn up on Kerry, she is definately one of your own kind.

    16. melks says – reply to this


      16

      There's a recession over here in England too dumbass.



    17. 17

      She is a retard and her husband is just a nasty scheme dug. Hate her. Brian McFadden should take those girls away before they end up shoplifting blue wkd from the corner shop. Vile pig. Can't wait till Iceland sack her - sit back and watch her shit hit the fan, Jeremy Kyle style. hhaahahahhahaha



    18. 18

      Brian McFadden needs to take his two lovely girls back. Kerry is just ugly and disgraceful. Her life is a waste.



    19. 19

      Wow .. you betcha "HELP ME" Kerry is so messed up.
      Lets just say .. she told people that before she became famous that whore was working as a prostitute. Yeahhh .. she had sex with men she didn't know and got paid for it .. Idk why people choose sex as a job .. I mean it's givin ur gift to some men who r so sad and lazy to find a wife to have sex with so they use women instead. Then they dont even have the nerve to use a condom
      Pffttt no wonder teen gurls r gettin pregnant and they dont even know who the daddy is. BITCH IS MESSED AND HER ASS SHUD GET KICKED REAL HARD



    20. 20

      Re: LaDiva enjoy da holidays bitches…
      Ikrrr! She was a prostitute in her early days.



    21. 21

      why dont people like her? i know that shes done some fucked up shit but what?



    22. 22

      Re: Ozgoss – spot on!



    23. 23

      her husband is a troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did anyone see the part of her doc where he told her that her boobs were too droopy. EWWWWW!!! She needs to get away from that creeeeeeeeeeeeep.



    24. 24

      she is soooooo annoying
      she started that programme so that people would feel sorry for her but people so clearly just hate her more
      and the plastic surgery to make her 'better looking'. as if tat is possible!