Completely Gratuitous

Bond shows off his bangin' bod on holiday.
Daniel Craig looks to be very very happy as he holds a bag of crisps and goes for a stroll in St. Barths on Friday.
Those must be some magic chips!
[Image via Fame Pictures/TRB.]

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Bond shows off his bangin' bod on holiday.
Daniel Craig looks to be very very happy as he holds a bag of crisps and goes for a stroll in St. Barths on Friday.
Those must be some magic chips!
[Image via Fame Pictures/TRB.]
Good evening ladies and chaps. Hope everyone is nice and high right now and if not…get high, not drunk.
Re: mamajud – We live too far away.
Re: jessicaa19 – Re: jessicaa19 – Which one
are you in the picture.And why do you say you have no ears or eyes.When u in fact do?
i do not understand people calling that man attractive. terrible face and bad body proportions.
YUMMY
HOTNESS!!
Crisps?
Please……you are such a poser. Your supposed to set trends, not follow them.
Re: mamajud – they can't. he's gay and she says because of that he's got aids - or anything. don't ask me, but it's pretty annoying to read all this shit over and over. as if perez' wouldn't be enough.
to topic: i think i have seen every bond film ever made and i'm a huuuge fan of the new ones, they are masterpieces!! he's not beautiful, but he's sexy. though he should work on his mimic
He's hot, in a rugged sort of way.
i think you should post some new blogs
(it's been all day)
Re: orchidgirl – oh orchid!! how lovely!! that is my 'old' body that i am regaining after the first……a new gym, a new membership, and a new me!!!
you look WONDERFUL!!!! and i'll have to show you a photo of my orchid….breathtaking……..
Re: epic – orchid is lovely and a total peace maker. she doesn't fuck with unless fucked with.
it's the other dude's problem………..
Re: Milky Milky – hey!
I love Daniel Craig….i will see anything he is in….
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sexy man….yum….
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id lick him head to toe…..and maybe even drink his bathwater
Re: epic – haha…..last star…not assume the position…..a meeting between those two would likely end up in a bloody mess!
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on the bond thing….agreed…….he's not zexy beautiful, but neither was roger moore….but they both know how to fill the suit and play the part to a tee……..the one in the halle berry episode…not so much……too pretty
Re: ShakeYourkitty – yay…..my little flapjack…i miss you!
Sorry Perez I don't think you're gonna get your schlong in his butt, good try though
Re: ShakeYourkitty – SYK!!!! a sweet hello to you in the warm weather.
it was 70 in my one neck of the north woods……….very strange for this time of year.
i almost can't wait till after the new year for all to get back to normal on our banter on p.hilton!!
Re: Milky Milky – hey milky……i know….its been crazy down here….and ive been working soooo much i barely have time to check my perez h…….
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happy new year!!!!!
Re: mamajud – hahaha….kisses!!
Re: JokerBaby – re #101…..
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how about both….?????
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its been that kind of week…..im exhausted…..lol…..
I need to get laid….damn…..lol….
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where is ATP….anyone seen my boyfriend?
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I know he is around here somewhere…..but you gotta keep your eye on that one……or else before you know it he's off int he corner talking to some random guy and putting a new number in his cell….
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fucking guys…..puke….lol…..
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MORE THAN MOST ANYTHING I WANT DARLING ORCHIDGIRL AND THAT DELICIOUS HUNK OF MANFLESH ASSUME THE POSITION TO BECOME FRIENDS–OR AT LEAST SHOW A MODICUM OF CIVILITY TO EACH OTHER–IN THE NEW YEAR!!!
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PLEASE DARLINGS LG IMPLORES YOU!!!
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DO IT FOR LG, ASSUME!!!
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LG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I miss you….seems like forever…..(even though its been about a week)…………….
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ATP is one hunk of a man……im nervous about introducing him to my mother though……she is kinda linda hogan-ish and may just steal him away…….
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
Cripes Perez, I haven't seen anything new in a couple hours - what happened? Did you jerk off to this picture and shoot your load on your keyboard?
Re: ShakeYourkitty – he comes out of the woodwork with a fire in his panties to call og pathetic and pale…..i'm still trying to figure out how pale is an insult….but his intent is clear…………i was worried about you…..thought you might be locked up in his basement…lol
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LEoNa'$ GhO$t …#123……why are you unreplyable again?…such a tease perez!
………mama has tried her best to unite the two…OG has extended the peacepipe on more than one occasion…….patience is not my forte….but i bite my tongue in anticipation for a titillating new year's avi……come on assume………have a heart!
slooow
Re: mamajud –
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How about Pierce Brosnan ? He was oozing sexiness.
The one I didn't like very much was Timothy Dalton with his cleft chin.
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NEW POSTS PLEASE PEREZITOOO!!!!!!
Re: Mrs R.P ..get it right – stupid cunt!
Re: orchidgirl – both those guys are too pretty for my taste……i like 'em burly………not chunky….just a little rough around the edges………..as one of our dearest friends describes my hubby….he's like an unmade bed……half mr clean/half grizzly adams
mmmmmm, you can't eat just one…
Re: JokerBaby – Re: JokerBaby – your a dumb cunt! actually a dumb drunk cunt!
alright my dears……i was hoping to cross paths with Mistress in real time…..but, alas….until tomorrow…..or the day after…….depending on your time zone….or maybe yesterday?……….math was never my forte (never met a word problem i could solve…when did that fucking train arrive in san fransisco!!?) …………………..kisses and love to ALL the posse!
Re: g!rocks – are you stupid?….she's baked!
Re: mamajud –
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Mamajud, it sounds like young Sean Connery was your perfect man. Not too pretty, not too slick.
Good night,darling !
i am so in the outskirts of spain i am having trouble here……..
kisses all of my loves……..
i am loaaded beyooned belife.
milk is freakin loaded !
Re: Milky Milky – hahaaa……….you'll get a kick out of this…..i feel bad drinking the christmas collection so quickly….self imposed uber guilt if i finish the case by the end of january…..you'll die if i telll you what's in my goblet……"Reds"…."a wine for the people"…lolllls and a hiccup
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Re: orchidgirl – haha….you are soooo in tune to my taste
Re: Milky Milky – i love u
Daniel Craig is SO doable!! And he's talented, too!
W-O-W thats all i can say
Re: mamajud – #126.
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DEARLING WHAT A DIVINE IDEA!!! LET'S ALL DRESS TO THE NINES FOR NEW YEAR'S!!!
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LET'S SEE, IT TAKES MAYBE A DAY FOR A NEW ONE TO SHOW UP SO LG MIGHT DEBUT HER NEW LOOK JUST A TAD EARLY SO AS NOT TO
BE A PALM TREE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!
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KISSES DARLING–HOPE YOUR HOLIDAYS WERE AND ARE POSITIVELY SCRUMPTIOUS!!!
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ew gross
CD is a hottie
hot mothafukkin dayum!
eww looks pretty flabby to me Perez
On Holiday? It's called Christmas A-hole!
I dont care how in shape he is, he still looks like a nasty old man.
He's sexy. He definitely does it for me. He has beautiful eyes & face too.
He's so ugly the doctor slapped his mother when he was born.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – OH FUCK YEAH…..I WOULD LICK HIM, TOO. MY COCK'S STRAINING SO HARD AGAINST MY TOO TIGHT SPANDEX SHORTS IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. HE'S WORTH A THOUSAND EJACULATIONS.
he's hot but he looks weird and pale here…