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Denzel and Prince catch it up at the Lakers game.
Prince leans over and tells Denzel, "___________."
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Angelina Jolie Announces That Her Next Movie Will Be...
Maleficent!
At least, we think it is! Almost positive, actually!
Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin International Film Festival today, where she is screening her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood and Honey out of competition, when she announced that the long-rumored project was next up for her - even though she didn't specifically call it by name!
She explains:
"I haven't acted in two years, and I haven't done anything else since this . The next thing I am looking at is a Disney movie. The best thing to find that balance is to do something that is just for children. You know, you find different ways to make things matter. When, for example, you do fun action movies, they are empowering for my daughters."
And since we've gotten word that the Luc Besson movie she had been eyeing seems to have stalled, and Maleficent recently got Robert Stromberg as a director, we think it's safe to say that the Linda Woolverton-written adaptation of the classic fairy tale is definitely where we'll see her next!
So, so cool!
Gurl is going to ROCK this! Don't U think?
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FIRST!
what do they call this game?
You know, I am really a chick.
"Can I exchange clothes with your wife?"
We're still fukin after the game, right…bigdick.
ROFLOL! I have no idea…but this photo just needs a little thought bubble above Denzel's head that reads: "Just shut up and watch the game you twerp!" LOL Denzel and the woman between he and Prince both look like they want to find new seats!
Game…blouse's.
DID YOU SEE MARLEY AND ME?
I don't know, but whatever he's sayin, slouchy bitch in da middle aint feelin it!
"i can take two at once"
"Loved you in Independence Day"
"Does the light in here make me look yellow?"
"hows my face look, papi?"
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" Man, I hate getting old…. I don't remember when was the last time I got laid…."
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I've heard you like to sing my songs in the shower. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
"Have you heard the Good News?"
Which way to the little ladies room ?
"Let's Go Down to the Holy River"…from Prince's "Emancipation" album.
ever had your dick sucked by a purple midget?
Re: WhutWhutWhut? – I'm Rick James ,BITCH!
he is a jehovahs witness and they are not supposed to go to sporting events last i checked!! naughty naughty lol
Prince song…you so are! ymi ms (Can't stress that enough). Been yat non-stop! 25 & 46 hmaw
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND DO THIS TRANNY!
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Re: ShakeYourkitty –
#10.
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AND THEN WHAT SHAKE YOUR KITTY SAID.
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"what do you mean, am I made of plastic and was I harvested from a vat rather than born?"
"do you think anyone thinks I'm michael jackson?"
"what's it like being tall enough to ride everything at amusement parks?"
"I'll suck your cock for $1000!"
Do you have any Gray Poupon?
Prince leans over and tells Denzel, "___________. I have to be honest wit you dawg. Nuthin beats a fat, white, blonde. But I have had to settle for black before.
…they just put the camera on me! I know that I'm the sexiest bitch here!!!
do i look a little Yellow to you ?
why does prince look like a jaundice baby? hmm..
Re: allier – lol hilar
Who's the ugly dude between us?
"Your wife is beat"
would you like something to read?
Prince leans over and tells Denzel, "he's done playing crackhead in the middle."
Prince leans over and tells Denzel, "Does my tan looks cheap? I was going for orange but it came out yellow."
…and tells Denzel: "Does size really matter?"
"How much did you pay this crack whore sitting next to me??"
Prince leans over and tells Denzel, "__do you think I look yellow or almost white? _."
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…How do you like my hair piece?
I really don't have any thing to say, but it's easier to squeeze one out when i lean over like this.
"Am I glowing?????"
whoops, I thought the Lakers' colors were yellow and BLACK!! I should have wore blue sunglasses to go with my yellow face.
Is my hair okay?
"Seriously Denzel out of all the women you could have had why did you pick the ugliest one?"
"CAN I SUCK YOUR COCK?"
you know the basketball is made out of the same material as my face
Why is this hideous creature sitting between us?????????????
he probably was tellin him he was gonna sue him too……seen as he likes to fucking sue everythin that walks!
"Will this game make me look butch in photos?"
"do you think ppl think I'm strange for sitting here with these dark a$$ glasses on?"
"Youre one pretty ass motherf*cker"
DOES MY FACE LOOK ORANGE TO YOU? MY HANDS ARE WHITE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING TO ME. LOL
These damn bleachers make my nuts sweat. How ’bout you?
are you fucking serious? i thought that prince thing was a wax figure. why is he that color? he is like mustard colored and he looks like his face is made of rubber. what the hell did he do to himself?
No, I'm not Rhianna!
Re: GingerSpot – wanna know the truth????
____Dont you think my chinese waiter dicuise is great?
Re: BettyBummer – ROFLOL!!
need a handjob ?
ahahhahahah .
Prince got white like Michael Jackson and now he looks like Richard Belzer with a touch of jaundice.
"Im shagging your bird and shes impregnated me" haha
what the fuck am I doing at such an American pastime… I'm so anti American, I'm anti everything, I'm even anti a real name. Plus, I'm a huge closet fag… I don't belong here. I belong at a Marc Jacobs show. However, I'm godly now, so I have to pretent to be a real man.
"get this dead skunk off my head!" JUST KIDDING…. I LOVE PRINCE!!!
"i want to star in a biographical film about michael jackson, as michael jackson"
what the fuck is in between us?
what what in the butt
"let's go have a threesome in my little red corvette"
blah. that was lame.
would you like to be a part of the jehovah's witness?
4th quarter… Here comes the purple rain…
"That's good right?"
-In his deep prince voice:
"If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy… Come on, sugar, let me know.."
I will slap both of you… I really will…
"ditch the girl and i will rock your world"
"You have any crack?"
asks denzell: is that bi… yours? she makes me wanna vomit
"I bet you didn't know I have jaundice, and that I am really from Mars."
Re: BettyBummer – hilarious
…"Denzel, I have no idea who put this ugly chick between us."
"dude, i just found out yesterday that michael jackson is my long lost twin sister"
" wait- i thought YOU were the girl twin"
He tells Denzel something about as irrelevant as his '80s music.
He's saying ( in that girly voice of his ) : You know..I too used to be black like you, then I got the "Michael Jackson Skin Bleaching Kit"!! You too can become a "caucasian" in the comfort of your own home!! (GLUE ON NOSE KIT SOLD SEPARATELY)
"Don't tell anyone, but the ship is parked out back and I've pre-ordered an entire life's supply of spray tan and juicy juice…..who's with me?"
When's the half time show?
Re: Shove It Up – You've obviously never heard Prince speak… he actually has a kinda deep voice. Sorry, not girly at all! Good try, though…
"i'm really a wax figure so dont put your hand in the popcorn bucket….its not real"
If this bitch wasn't sitting between us I'd grab your man meat….
He says to Denzel "who be dis ugly bitch sittin' nez to me?"
I didn't know Karl Lagerfeld had black hair now…you go boy!
who is this bitch between us?
"ok ok we can both share this bitch in the middle.. i'll crawl inside and you take her from behind…we'll meet up inside for an impromptu jam/spoken word..ya dig?"