Do You Care About Eva Longoria???

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If you do, then here she is talking a bunch of shiz in the new issue of Glamour magazine.

On her type: “I think sometimes women are stuck in a type. I’ve never dated the same type. I fall in love with personalities, and they come in different packages.”

On the “girl-friend code”: “You never date someone’s ex-boyfriend. Period. That’s not even the unspoken rule—that’s the spoken rule.”

On her relationship: “Tony and I would love to be together forever. But the only way you get to forever is one day at a time.”

On who is the “flower” and who is the “gardener” in her marriage to Tony Parker: “I’m the gardener. I definitely nurture. [My husband] is the flower. But there are times when Tony takes care of me—in an emotional sense, like, OK, let me take the reins on this one. But I love to take care of him. I’m really a very fifties housewife.”

On the appearance of recent weight gain for Desperate Housewives: “I’m wearing a fat suit! It’s suffocating. Unfortunately, we live our life in public, so any weight gain or pimple is a national story. I don’t get this obsessions with weight. It's not only Hollywood; it’s our society."

    Posted: Dec 29, 2008 at 4:08 pm / Email this  »

    65 comments to “Do You Care About Eva Longoria???”



    1. 1

      No, I don't care about Eva….



    2. 2

      Nope, don't give a flying fuck about this tool.



    3. 3

      I LIKE HER!!!!



    4. 4

      She's hot.



    5. 5

      Her, no, her (.)(.), yes!



    6. 6

      WHY can't you date someone's ex boyfriend?! You didn't want him, so your friend can't have him? One of the most stupid things ever!



    7. 7

      Hey Eva, want to see what comes with my package?



    8. 8

      She makes some good points, especially about forever coming one day at a time. Love her:)



    9. 9

      I'm not liking the haircut. Hate those bob haircuts.



    10. 10

      LOVE TO ALL!
      SEE YOU NEW YEARS!



    11. 11


    12. 12

      OK PPLS I AM OUT FOR THE DAY!!!



    13. 13

      .
      Speaking of "different packages", where is BBD? I haven't seen him in a while.
      .



    14. 14

      I kinda like what she says on her relationship….one day at a time is right =) and i dont think she is fat in desperate housewives i cant believe they think that's fat



    15. 15

      I think she looks great, but needs to ditch DH. It's getting really old.



    16. 16

      those magazines are a joke. gimmee 'news of the weird' anyday over that girly shit.



    17. 17

      No, I don't care. She's probably a nice person, but I don't care about her opinions.



    18. 18

      Not that I care about her, but at least she did not say anything stupid this time



    19. 19

      "WHAT SHE WILL OR WON'T DO FOR TONY" HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LAME!



    20. 20

      Re: orchidgirl – Do you want to wax my dolphin?



    21. 21

      omg i relle dont like eva for some reason i think despreate house wifes gave her a bad name i mean she is amazingly pretty but she just pisses me off

    22. allyk says – reply to this


      22

      NO



    23. 23

      The only reason why she doesn't "get" the publics obsession with weight, is because she's never had a weight problem!!!!!



    24. 24

      No, don't give a flying pig fart……and what's with the soccer mom hairstyle.



    25. 25

      I like her, but that show is so lame ass.



    26. 26

      I LIKED HER AS ISABELLA ON Y&R, BUT SHES SO OVER EXPOSED WITH TONY PARKER I CAN DO WITHOUT HER AND HER BAD ATTITUDE!

    27. AMO says – reply to this


      27

      I really don't care about her. She's always tooting her own horn. It's annoying.



    28. 28

      does anyone care about her? she looks like a small rodent, and is about as boring as a Matlock marathon.



    29. 29

      I FREAKIN LOVE eva!!!!!!!!



    30. 30

      I do :) I think shes Gorgeous !
      An i love the show desperate house wives ! its awsome.. Not the new ones though



    31. 31

      There is no one I care less about.



    32. 32

      love her!!!! and she looks amazing :)



    33. 33


    34. 34

      Chihuahua. Yeah, she wants her privacy. She's always spilling her guts about her marriage, how she was the ugly one of the family, where Tony is while she's out with Mario her girlfriend, etc. Yawn.



    35. 35

      No she sucks. She smells like bad Mexican food farts and she is so arrogant and controlling of her dumb little husband.



    36. 36

      No one cares about her. From her extra long, crooked tooth (the one that pokes up from the bottom row) to her ugly new hair do….she sucks titty!



    37. 37

      No she is so last year



    38. 38

      Eva Boringoria=Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



    39. 39

      As far as some are concerned She Disrespected Her Own People when she hooked up with that Seal Look-a-like?



    40. 40

      Dónde quedó la panza mami?



    41. 41

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    42. 42

      I CANT STAND EVA. SHE COMES OFF AS A CONSTANT ATTENTION CRAVER. OH YEAH, AND HER GROSS, MANLY VIBRATING LAUGH IS ANNOYING. BUT "GOD BLESS HER!"…LOL



    43. 43

      "WHAT SHE WILL OR WON'T DO FOR TONY"?

      Cincinnati Bowtie? Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top?



    44. 44

      Bull shit — it's Hollywood. Maybe if they allowed women to look normal than things would change, but they just keep hiring skinnier and skinner girls. Bet if they did not hire you unless you were a size 4 or 6 you would gain some weight…

    45. cdawg says – reply to this


      45

      Love Eva Longoria! Cant wait to get the mag!



    46. 46

      I love her, she's so cute! how can you hate on her?

    47. moon says – reply to this


      47

      Don't care about Tony Parker, no.

    48. auds says – reply to this


      48

      she is such a tool. you don't date "someone else's ex" REALLY? isn't everyone technically someone's ex at some point in time? is she trying to say you don't date your best friend's ex? your sibling's ex? your neighbor's ex? the ex of a businessman from another country? TOOL.



    49. 49

      She was too over exposed… tired of her.



    50. 50

      "It's not only Hollywood; it’s our society."
      —————————————————–
      That's because the American culture is arrogant and selfish. Duh.



    51. 51

      I don't care either. She can go hide out while puffing on her cancerettes. She's nasty and definitely not glamourous.



    52. 52

      …..Sigh



    53. 53

      Without makeup she's a two-bagger. Yowzers.



    54. 54

      Well, silly or not, but I kinda wish my ex hadn't hooked up with my (former) best friend…

    55. Dua says – reply to this


      55

      No. She is so boring, it makes me sleepy to look at her.



    56. 56

      DON'T CARE FOR HER AT ALL…SHE IS…UHM…PRETTY…PRETTY UGLY WITHOUT MAKEUP OR AIRBRUSH…HER HUSBAND IS NOT HANDSOME AT ALL SO I REALLY DON'T CARE FOR HER OR HIM OR WHO IS THE FLOWER OR DIRT!!!



    57. 57

      She's so full of it, I can smell it from here. Eva who???



    58. 58

      She's fat in Desperate Housewives? Shit, how skinny is she IRL, then?



    59. 59

      urgh i HATE desperate housewives. desperate actors more like.



    60. 60

      She's old news and I never got the whole eva thing anyway! She's not all that special looking



    61. 61

      Do we care about her? NO. Next. :)



    62. 62

      I don't care about Eva, she doesn't care about me:)

    63. Vivia says – reply to this


      63

      i'm pretty sure no one ever did



    64. 64

      I really don't care about eva or desperate housewives. It never appealed to me. Shes cute but I don't get the hype.



    65. 65

      of course I do