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Katy Perry, Perez and Dita Von Teese share a laugh after dinner at Sur restaurant in Los Angeles, on their way to The Abbey and Here bar to hang with the gays on Sunday night.

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Perezzzzz is giggling because _______.

[Image by Josephine Santos via Pacific Coast News Online.]

    Posted: Dec 29, 2008 at 6:12 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      he's a FAG!



    2. 2

      he's sucked more dick than the other three combined!



    3. 3

      his buttpon fell out in the club!



    4. 4

      Dita's cock is bigger!



    5. 5

      some guy came in his eye and he didn't see it cummin'!



    6. 6

      They told him he looked hott….even he had to laugh at that one!



    7. 7

      Teddy left him a present in his coat pocket!



    8. 8

      Re: MorganBrittny – About time you got here!



    9. 9

      HE FORGOT TO TAKE THE GERBIL OUT BEFORE LEAVING HOME.



    10. 10

      He knows how many haters he's getting :) GO PEREZ!!!!!!



    11. 11

      This caption is totally messed up. Captions go L-R, which is always why a decent celeb is always on the left, so their name is first….DUH!

      HERE is also the worst bar ever, don't subject these nice girls to that Hell hole! Also, you owe Debbie Gibson a major apology!



    12. 12

      your such a giant show off perez! lol -x-



    13. 13

      he's a silly celeb. Lol



    14. 14

      He's giggling because Katy Perry just admitted her undying crush on him and wants him to father her child!! :)



    15. 15

      "Perezelle is giggling because___________" she's like, having so much fun, like OMG. I wish I Was her. She is so cool. NOT!!! Hee Hee, sorry, I'm just making fun. Don't take it personal.



    16. 16

      ummmm because you get another chance to name drop



    17. 17

      you know you are fucking cool hanging out with these HOT bitches!!



    18. 18

      he is the one with the highest estrogen level in the group!



    19. 19

      love the name-dropping. love the outfit. hot.



    20. 20

      the gerbil slipped out



    21. 21

      …Because Dita farted, and Katy exclaimed "who's got a match? I want to see a blue angel!"



    22. 22

      becuz i just fell in luv wit this pic =p omg!



    23. 23

      Perezzzzz is giggling because _______.
      -Because you are an idiot.
      Come on dude. These girls are using you!
      Anyway, good luck with this Perez. Your gonna need it!



    24. 24

      Re: nyandrew – I saw Debbie Gibson doing a donkey show in TJ not to long ago.



    25. 25

      that red hat looks like the top flap from a baby stroller



    26. 26

      Re: harrybalsac – LOL! You kill me, harryb! Did you go shopping already? Get Perez something….



    27. 27

      beacuse Katy put your anal beads in her mouth



    28. 28

      cuz he's a fucking douchebag who's beginning to post stories on his website of himself! Hypocrite!!!



    29. 29

      He knows that his new Christmas outfit is borrowed and it has to be returned after he's photographed in it. Perez, this is why you get such rude comments…you really are acting like a celebrity while hanging out with celebrities. You are supposed to make fun of celebrities, remember? Not BE one. I can't defend you any more. Happy New Year.



    30. 30

      he is a total fangirl.
      I love your clothes here, Perez.



    31. 31

      he's stoned!



    32. 32

      he is the shortest one !
      P.S. Poor lady wearing black, you don't even her name!?



    33. 33

      HOW RUDE!!! Perez! Why would you not include the name of the Red Head?? Just because she's not famous?? Please Perez, if you're going to show off your "friends" atleast include the "little people".



    34. 34

      Re: nyandrew
      man you're a fuckin idiot. the caption DOES go left to right, and so what if dita is on the end? i bet more people are familliar with katy perry and perez than they are with dita. fuck i hate idiots.
      i love you perez! this is sucha cute pic



    35. 35

      Because…."she kissed a girl, and made him cry!!"

      I hope your trip was good! Remember me, P? Labor Day at the Vegas airport!! Come to N. Cal!!

      P.S. "harrybalsac" needs to find something better to do w/ his time, nasty!! Try medication, or another type of medication. You are too mean, we don't want read your crap.

    36. MomV4 says – reply to this


      36

      Because he's SKINNY!!! XO



    37. 37

      he's friends with that cheap knock-off ho bag Katy Perry. Which isn't funny at all. But Perez is always giggling.



    38. 38

      he looks AMAZING! Congrats on the weight loss and love the outfit! :)

    39. jham says – reply to this


      39

      duh - he's trying to look cool and be one of the cool kids, poor thing. he's lost weight tho, good for him!!



    40. 40

      they only hang out with you so you don't write anything bad about them. so transparent.



    41. 41

      Perez - You look FABULOUS! I'm uber jealous! Perez is thinking "OMG, I think i just messed myself! How did I end up here? With these women? If it's a dream DON"T wake me!"



    42. 42

      HE SHARTED!
      .
      .
      HE JUST TOLD DITTY SHE SMELLS LIKE A DIRTY DICK!
      .
      .
      HE TOLD KATE SHE GIVES A SHITTY BLOW JOB!
      .
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      TELL US!….JUST KIDDING NO ME VALE NADA!



    43. 43

      I think I hate you.
      You are hanging out with two of the most gorgeous women ever.
      It is like a dream threesome except not for you because you are gay.
      How come you have not posted the Katy Perry bikini pics yet?



    44. 44

      he realised he's a bigger bitch than all three women.



    45. 45

      Re: Milky Milky – HEY MILKY! I AGREE THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MARIO!



    46. 46

      Cause you enjoy being a girl!!!

      Perezita - you look so dapper! Harrybalsac — suck it. Don't hate — appreciate.



    47. 47

      his stiletto's heel broke!



    48. 48

      Re: Milky Milky – I think he knows by now….



    49. 49

      perez you look amazing



    50. 50

      Re: cocopuff 9 – Go smoke a joint and chill out. The nasty stuff is always the funniest stuff.



    51. 51

      i have to give kudos when due………for once, ONCE, you are not dressed like a total fucking retard.



    52. 52

      Re: cocopuff 9 – I 'm crazy fur coco pufs!!!



    53. 53

      how pathetic that you have to show off this pic! if they were true friends you wouldnt feel the need to post this. how insecure are you?



    54. 54

      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – love your new avi!



    55. 55

      after begging and begging and paying someone FINALLY took his fucking picture by a paparazzi.

      BUT, he's still the least famous in the picture.



    56. 56

      Perezzzzz is giggling because _______? The ladies just showed him their private parts and everyone of them had more sticking out then he did?



    57. 57

      PEREZ, you look SMASHING!! Ur body looks banging! lol



    58. 58

      look at you skinny mini!…………you went to B.A. for lipo didn't you ;)



    59. 59

      He flashed the paps his panties.



    60. 60

      you hot little bitches went out without me!

      btw i love your outfit,,,, fashion whore!!



    61. 61

      He thinks he's royalty and he thinks he looks great in this picture and… he does!



    62. 62

      Re: Milky Milky – lol………i like the look too



    63. 63

      .
      .
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      BEING SO NEAR A GODDESS DOES THAT TO A GAY!
      .
      THEY GET THAT WAY AROUND LG ALL THE TIME!!!
      .



    64. 64

      Re: OhNoYouDihnt – Bend over.



    65. 65

      .
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      KISSES EVERYBODY!
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      .
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      MILKY, MAMA, HOT MONKEY,… WELL JUST EVERYBODY!!!
      .



    66. 66

      I'm so disappointed in Dita.



    67. 67

      Dita looks like an old lady in this picture….And who's the tranny lookin' red head?



    68. 68

      Re: cocopuff 9 – Then don't fuckface, like I give a shit what YOU think!



    69. 69

      because every time a bell rings a homo gets a rim job

    70. Gigit says – reply to this


      70

      Because you look HOT and you are a snappy dresser!?!?! I dunno.. I give up =P



    71. 71

      He smelled my finger….



    72. 72

      because he has not been updating his site enough and says
      "Ha now everyone knows- I am out having too fun with Katy again and slacking"



    73. 73

      Re: harrybalsac – have i ever told you that i love you??!!! i think i do!!!



    74. 74

      i wanna hang with dita damn it



    75. 75

      Re: harrybalsac – and not because i agree with everything you say, but because you are funny and love is blind!!!!!!LOL!



    76. 76

      Perezzzzz is giggling because _______.
      Because Dita Von Teese farted in his mangina.



    77. 77

      anyways perez is giggling because he knows he's gonna post this pic and lose a ton of credibility when we all realize how biased he is to people he's friends with aka people who dont want to piss him off! i love dita von teese but def didnt know you "hung" with her wich explains why you have praised her more than anyone else on this site!!! amen!



    78. 78

      Re: Milky Milky – THANKS! I THOUGHT I'D ADD SOME SPARK TO OBAMA'S WARDROBE! LOL



    79. 79

      LG: :mrgreen:



    80. 80

      because katy perry has a bigger dick than him



    81. 81

      his tampon fell out of his twat



    82. 82

      He kissed Katy Perry and he liked iiiit! He liked it!



    83. 83

      do you ever hang with real celebs these 2 are a pretty lame excuse. And u had the nerve to call debbie gibson a has been. these 2 are a never been. and enough with adding yourself in your site. just report u dumb twat. Perez u are not a storey, some shit u publish are borderline stories, shit with u are annoyong and ego manaiacal



    84. 84

      …because he kissed a girl and he liked it !!!
      If you are the new star on your show, how about ya boyfriend? rumors?



    85. 85

      cute pic! im glad you're having fun.

      CC

    86. fl12 says – reply to this


      86

      he farted!



    87. 87

      …because his butt plug fell out and his baloon knot got dirrrrty! :-)



    88. 88

      Re: jessejames82 – I'm flattered I think, please don't be another dude.



    89. 89

      he's giggling while thinking about all the ass kissing he had to do on his blog in order to get the "cool kids" to be his friend.



    90. 90

      Re: cockface – I think I read that shit some where else.



    91. 91

      You were having a good time. Plus, I like your outfit.



    92. 92

      …because Paris was never so nice to him, even after he did not comment on her racist remarks a year ago!



    93. 93

      It's nice to see that you aren't dressing like an insane, blind, douchbag anymore, Pervez.



    94. 94

      he kissed a girl… and liked it ;;)



    95. 95

      Re: harrybalsac – no one does it like you bals………you ARE the master



    96. 96

      Perez! You look amazing~ I am so proud (and a little jealous of your diet progress!)



    97. 97

      giggling because HE KISSED A GIRL AND HE LIKED IT.



    98. 98

      … he's holding a girl's hand.



    99. 99

      Katy and Dita told Perez they want to swap panties!!



    100. 100

      he helped Katy Perry trick everyone into thinking that she is talented enough to be nominated for a grammy.

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