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Headline Of The Week Weak

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"Authorities: Man drowns in manure lagoon"

What an awful way to go! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Authorities: Man drowns in manure lagoon

Authorities say a Bluffton man apparently drowned when a skid loader he was operating fell into a manure lagoon in Wells County.

An Indiana conservation officer says 23-year-old Nicholas Cruz had been cleaning out a cattle lot at Sunny Park Dairy and dumping manure into the lagoon Friday morning when he apparently lost control of the skid loader.

A dairy employee found Cruz underneath the skid loader and Wells County firefighters removed him from the lagoon. He was pronounced dead at a hospital in Bluffton.

An autopsy was being conducted at a hospital in Fort Wayne

51 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



  1. 1

    omg



  2. 2

    What a shitty way to go.



  3. 3

    WOW! Poo for only $1.99!



  4. 4

    shit happens.



  5. 5

    OMG, that's so horrid! What a shitty way to go. It just stinks.



  6. 6

    Shoot, Perezito, you almost made me loose my lunch!



  7. 7

    Re: harrybalsac – great minds think alike, and all that crap! Happy New Year, sir!



  8. 8

    Look LettyB, it's your dinner!



  9. 9

    Gross!!!!!



  10. 10

    Whoa, what a way to die :(



  11. 11

    HOT MONKEY, the "Holy Caca!" comment fits here perfectly!



  12. 12

    HE REALLY GOT HIMSELF INTO SHIT THIS TIME!!!!



  13. 13

    Rick Roll'd Bitch BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT SUCKED! C'MON GIVE ME SOMETHING BETTER TO COMEBACK AT!



  14. 14

    Aarrrggghh my fucking stomache is turning. This should have been under "if you are easily offended" cockface.

  15. Gum18 says – reply to this


    15

    ew. Wow that must have sucked. rip



  16. 16

    IS THIS WHAT YOUR TOILET LOOKS LIKE AFTER RICK THE DICK POUNDS YOUR ASS MARIO?



  17. 17

    wow… that is some scary shit! :) ha ha



  18. 18

    Re: BBBoricua – jajajajaja MARIO ES MUY COCHINO!



  19. 19

    That would probably be your chosen way to go huh?? Fucking Fudge Packer!



  20. 20

    wow perez that's the best picture i've ever seen of you



  21. 21

    OH SHIT!



  22. 22

    SHIT!



  23. 23

    aw that's awful !!



  24. 24

    Re: kelliek – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



  25. 25

    Eew Gross



  26. 26

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – A little aggravated are we? Midol helps.



  27. 27

    Rick Roll'd, oh no, you didn't!



  28. 28


  29. 29

    YAWN RICK!…BESIDES I ASKED MARIO ASSHOLE! BYE BITCH!



  30. 30

    Re: LettyB WISHES YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR! – Now Letty, we've talked about this before . . . it's unfair of you to pick on the lesser-abled individuals, such as this Rick character. Just pass him back his baseball & his helmet, K?? I'm sure his bus will be along soon to collect him.



  31. 31

    Shit, shit and more shit. This is 2008 in a bowl!



  32. 32

    Re: BBBoricua – ES UN PENDEJO QUE CHUPA PINGA y JUEGA CON LOS HUEVOS DE SUS AMIGOS! ES UN GRAN PUTO SUCIO!



  33. 33

    Nobody would volunteer to do mouth to mouth.

  34. RJ says – reply to this


    34

    What a crappy way to go.



  35. 35

    Re: Charmer – HAHAHAHAHAHA!



  36. 36

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – y parece que Rick es igual que Perezito! :)



  37. 37

    Aww caca!!



  38. 38

    Did Perez clear his chest off?



  39. 39

    Re: BBBoricua – SI HABLO DE LOS DOS! jaja



  40. 40

    :( that is really sad, so young.



  41. 41

    aaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaa, this one makesme laugh



  42. 42

    Oh, snap!



  43. 43

    eww! poor guy



  44. 44

    holy shit!



  45. 45

    why do it have to be next to the candy?



  46. 46

    Hi Perez I'm back, happy and relax to read your page so free of those campaigns.. you listen to your fans.. smart guy



  47. 47

    That pic has to be the grossest thing I've seen in a very, verrrrryyyy long time…..
    No kiddingharrybalsac - that's the shittiest way to go…… *****retch****



  48. 48

    Wow, the same day I pooped on my bosses desk and you put this one up…tooo funny perez. Why do dogs eat poop anyways? I just don't get it. That poop in the toilet looks like chocolate covered pretzels.



  49. 49

    $1.99 shit? And who would wanna buy that shit?



  50. 50

    Somebody should've performed the Heimlich Manure on him.



  51. 51

    thats discusting!