Tara Reid Is Going to Fake Rehab!
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Tara Reid sucks at everything - even going to rehab!
It turns out that her stay there is just a publicity stunt for both the failed actress and the facility, according to a new report from Star magazine.
Since the recession's hit, addicts can't seem to afford the $1,600 a night accommodations that the likes of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have enjoyed. So what did Promises in Malibu do?
They reportedly offered a free ride to anyone who'd take it.
That "anyone" being Tara!
Boy they must be desperate for attention!
She's apparently getting the VIP treatment which includes a free pass on the incoming package check that is mandatory for all other patients.
That'll look great for Promises the next time Terror flashes a drunk titty!
Not that Promises seemed to be much help for either BritBrit or triple-checked LezLo!
[Image via WENN.]
Maybe it will work for her. If it doesn't, you will have more material for your website, Perezito!
I bet she would be alot of fun sloppy drunk in the backseat behind a Denny's at 3 am !
Re: BBBoricua – I'm going SHOPING tonight!
Goes with her fake tan, fake boobies, and fake hair. Fake.
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING LOSER…V.I.P. OF A REHAB CENTER!
12 step meetings are free and there are lots of new meat to hook up with!! It's called the 13th step..my personal favorite.
she definitely sucks more than just balls!
is it too late to sign up???……mama needs a getaway…………….they did say no bag check right?
Re: harrybalsac – (.)(.)'s
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I was at the Publix supermarket today, standing at the cashier, and they have all these tabloids on display, with this huge photo of ugly cellulite skinny wrinkled behind and a question "Whose a*s is it?", and of course I look inside.
Guess what ? It was Tara Reid's !
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Perez, you are just a tad bit late on this one. I read this on another site… LAST WEEK. Where's all the juice??
she's a total loser
so sad
she use to be cute
what a fuck up she is!!!!!!
So remind me……why exactly do we still care about her?
NOT SUPRISING!! what a cunt.
Reid's career was over 10 years ago, all she has left are her titties that go in different directions. Giver he a break.
Re: mamajud –
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Mamajud,
darling, hello !
New Year is almost here.
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Wet sloppy kiss.
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I just don't get it. If Tara goes to rehab then drinks up as usual afterwards it makes the place look bad. then again, maybe they were hoping that their name would get into the papers when she went, but they figured nobody would bother writing about her as usual after she left so it wouldn't matter if she passed out in the corner of some bar in a puddle of piss and vomit, or as Tara refers to it, Tuesday.
Re: mamajud – Hey mama!
she looks especially good in this photo (minus fake pony)
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"A FREE PASS ON THE INCOMING PACKAGE CHECK" !!!!!!!
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LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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LOL LOL LOL
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SO SHE STILL GETS HER DRUGS — NO HASSLE FROM THE STAFF !!!
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THAT IS FUCKING PRICELESS !
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Poor girl …lifes a bitch, just look at Perez.
Re: harrybalsac – I want to see pictures of you shopping tomorrow!
Re: mamajud – Hello, Mamajud!
Q: What do you call the worthless skin around a cunt?
A: Tara Reid
It's sad when you've been around as long as she has and you still have to introduce yourself as "I'm Tara Reid…….you know, from American Pie?"
Re: _Alice_ – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: orchidgirl – alo alo alo
Another one I don't care about.
Re: mamajud – HOLA!
oh its ms cellophane titties again.
What the fuck is she even famous for??