American Pie Sequel To Return To Theaters
You've seen them fuck pies, fall in love, and get hitched.
You've maybe even watched Eugene Levy dole out awkward fatherly advice in all the American Pie straight-to-DVD spin-offs.
But, are you ready for a 4th American Pie movie?
The latest installment is set to return to theaters, which means that enough people out there still care enough to see just such a movie. Or so the studio is hoping.
Don't the sex jokes get kind of old?
Literally?
It's uncertain where the next movie will pick up, apart from Levy's ubiquitous American Pie presence, but it seems most logical that we'll follow the Pie-Fucker and the Flute-Girl on some sort of wedded bliss escapade, having babies or something equally awful.
In any case, we know that Terror Reid is probably positively chomping at the bit to reprise the 1999 role that made her famous oh so long ago.
First she's gotta get out of "rehab."
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I'm sorry I was jamming a screwdriver into my ear. Now what's this about an American Pie sequel?
WTF..THIS PIC NEEDS A REAL MAN LIKE ME IN IT !!!!!!
Hey, if there is a Rocky 5, then why not an AP sequel!?
she going to play the divorced slutty auntie that whores up the young hotties……*tries to
Well next year would be 10 years since the first American Pie movie came out..maybe a school class reuion
If you pimp it hard enough Mario, maybe you can get a cameo as "The Fag Pizza Guy" or something ya famewhore!
Re: Sensitivity – fieaaarrrrce look for the new year
I forgot about these movies….
Re: Sensitivity – Dude, did you lose some weight?
FIRST!! Wow dreams really do come true on this site.
" And this one time, at band camp, I rammed my fist up a flute player ass!"
next
Re: Jubilee – Yeah, you won a free ride on my "Love Slug".
Re: harrybalsac – #6 I was thinking he could be the band camp director since he's the authority on where to insert the flute.
IT WONT WORK UNLESS THEY HAVE THE WHOLE CAST…I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Pie fucker and flute girl are having a kid! and i bet they are going to show the sick way it was concived lol
At least its going to be better than the fucking horrible spinoff DVDs
The first 2 AP movies were great I dunno about a 4th one…..maybe if all the original cast is in it then MAYBE…..
No, I haven't seen them fuck pies, fall in love, or get hitched. I never watched any of those movies because they're stupid and, well, stupid.
Re: Jubilee – That will work too, now where should I insert THIS!
I LOVE AMERICAN PIE. I'm excited.
MARIO POST ABOUT MANISTON OR BRITNEY SO ALL THE CRAZY POSTERS COME OUT!
YES!!!!!!!!
Truly funny.
It's the American Pie bailout, 2009.
I love the series of movies…except for the crappy last few ones with none of the bigger actors in it. I hope that they ALL come back for this one. Maybe it was in their contract years ago—that there would be a 10 year reunion movie????
argggh……….
I stopped watching American Pie after the second one.
The rest SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
especially the last 2. Just lama asssoft porn movies.
shiteous!!!
Re: BBBoricua – Re: mamajud – ESTOY ABURRIDO…! BUENAS NOCHES!
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GOODNIGHT ALL! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Could you repeat that P-Fatty.I'm trying to watch American Pie (YOU KNOW THE 3RD ONE) And I was just thinking to myself.What a great ideal if they came out with a # 4 .The the weirdest thing happened,I log onto P-Fatty and
what do my eyes behold.I can sincerly say that my day is complete!!!!
Re: harrybalsac – Ok, slow down. Remember this is my FIRST time! Now where did I put that whip?
Later bitches!
Re: Jubilee – Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! To be cont.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – I know, I think Perezito went to bed already!
This is so stupid!!!!!!!!!!! Give it a rest…………………and make some NEW movies bitches!!!!
You couldn't have put this in the "Sad Sad" section?
Re: SELENA4EVA –
I didn't even think of that. I like the idea of a 10 year high school reunion. A lot of the original cast didn't come back for the 3rd movie so I hope they can do better this time.
OMG I was just thinking that they need to make a 10 year reunion American Pie, with all of the original actors. They have to!!!
Who cares? The only reason i would waste my time watching this film again is becaseu that dude wiht the three names is made sexy. The one Perez, so rudely drew cum comming from his mouth lmao
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HAPPY NEW YEAR PEREZ DARLING!!!
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LG PREDICTS YOU WILL BE ONE OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE'S 50 MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THIS YEAR AT THE RATE YOU'RE GOING!!!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR'S PEREZ DARLING!!!
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LG PREDICTS YOU'LL MAKE PEOPLE'S 50 MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE LIST NEXT YEAR AT THE RATE YOU'RE GOING!!!
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What? What is this sequel? American Pie: Everyone's Settled in The Suburbs with a Family, kids and Minivans
No one wants to see these Has Beens. Jeesuus Criist they graduated from highschool like forever ago. Just let it die already. It was a one hit wonder. They've already done way too many sequels
Re: harrybalsac – I need some of Milkies udder to get meat back on me bones!
Re: mamajud – like me patch mamajud??Alice Quivers at the site of it!!
Re: Jubilee – YIKES!!!!
Do your research bro….. The next American Pie film will Be the 8th, not the 4th
Re: Sensitivity – you know me better……hehe….i doon't flirt….i defer to alice for conjugal activities….but it seems you are aware of that….lol
END THIS FRANCHISE. What the hell would they call it, "American Parents"?
Re: Assume the Position! – I was born on November 10 th
Whats ur date.
Re: mamajud – Hi Mamajud,How was ur day today?
Re: Sensitivity – oh my sweet love….i am more than willing to help give some 'meat' to your bones!
milky is about to turn in after a lovely day at the gym and a to die for dinner this evening with the love of her life……….she expects to sleep very, VERY soundly…….
but i wanted to give xoxoxox's to MISTRESS/MAMAJUD/ALICE/MONKEY LOVE/HARRY/ LG/SWEETPIECE/LADIVA and anyone else i may have missed…….
i can't hardly wait till after the new year when all the festivities have died down to get back to normal on p.hilton. i miss our daily banter….
mistress…give that sweet baby a huge hug from me….and M and G…big sloppies from me to you!!! i'll be in touch soon!
xoxoxo MILK
Re: the last star – Fellow Scorpio! Oct 31……why, what's up?
You know we are considered the "worst" male sign? lol And Gemini females are considered the "worst"…………………meaning difficult!!!!!
It will be interesting to see what develops
Re: Assume the Position! – i'm a taurus…….do i fit the mold??
Re: Milky Milky – hi teet….fun day…..i thought i might regret making an early morning declaration of no vid games today….but as the day went on i realized there is a reason why lego has remained popular for so many moons!!
If it's not as shiteous as those straight to DVD ones I might go see this.
Re: Assume the Position! – Really I didn't know that.I do know with my scorpio friends .We either get along really well or were always fight.ng (power struggle) hAVE U NOTICED THAT.
Re: mamajud – My sister follows Atrology as a small hobby and talks about it! I just asked her and she said as a female T you are affectionate, an excellent home-maker and hostess! She said you like feeling protected. You demand fidelity and have a good semse of humor. Just repeated what she said………….let me know if she's crazy! lol
Perez Sucks
I think perez might molest lil thai boys in spare time!
Re: the last star – It's because we are "the strong and silent type" until we get pissed………..then watch out! We bring it! We are considered intensely emotional!!!!!
Re: Milky Milky – milky milky….sitck with the good word.You'll feel so mucher better about yourself.I know because I do Personal Training for a living…
Re: Milky Milky – Thanks Milky!!!!!
Re: mamajud – Hello darling - I'd say Assumes sister is spot on with her interpretation! Is that another piece of your daughters art? You'll be having a gallery showing soon. Maybe P-Nasty will buy a piece for his wall.
blablabla
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
all of the crazy posters are still here, as usual. if i was like them i would say "get a fucking life!!"
Good afternoon Leona - wonderful to see you looking so fabulous as always. I trust the staff are in full preparation for your soiree. It will be an evening to remember I'm sure. Kisses and hugs to the Queen.
Re: Milky Milky – I meant good work ,not good word.
Re: Milky Milky – Princess Milky - are you still here? I too will be relieved when all the ups and downs of the holiday season are behind us all. Lovely to hear you're having such a wonderful time. Don't worry too much about getting everything into shape too quickly - it all takes time, and you're beautiful as you are. Mwah.
Re: Assume the Position! – Hello handsome boy - how will you be spending your New Years? Surrounded by loved ones I hope. Kisses.
Re: epic – I'm sure Monkey meant the actual "crazy" people!!!! For a good laugh because they are extreme!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why are you being such a dickhead???????????
Re: Mistress – Yes! My sister always has a fancy dinner and invites friends and family!!!! She is a Chef so we always have a great feast!!!!
I'm from the south and my family loves deep fried turkey…..and a southern tradition during the New Year's dinner: collards, cornbread and black eyed peas!!!!
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I want to apologize for being rude to you last night………..I should have never disrespected you!! My anger was towards another and I was out of line!
Re: epic – EPIC WHAT ARE DOING ON THIS SITE ANYWAY.
dON'T U HAVE SOMETHING TO DO LIKE LEAVE.
Re: Mistress – i'm glad i caught you before i sign off…..how funny that you recognize that Assume's sister is spot on with her reading!
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the avi is some another family creation……today i finally received the cards i ordered for christmas for family members…..i'm putting together stationary giftpacks of the paintings……sure they'ra little late…but you can't rush creativity
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p.s. on the mangels comments…….so funny that the locals thought he was as big a joke in his little short shorts and bare feet as we did…..we were like, this footage is decades old…….thought there must be some kind of underlying credibility factor…..lol……i always wondered why the hot chick didn't fall for the cute younger cousin/videographer………g'night dear…..i've got an unmade bed sandwich waiting for me
deff gunnah be a high school reunion story line, if it had the original characters in it id deff go see it
hah but if its like american wedding and only half of them … it will prob suck
Re: Assume the Position! – wow…..she's good
Re: Assume the Position! – #71 All is forgiven dear boy.
Mistress is also a Scorpio (although evolved to the Eagle level) and completely understands the fire and passion that burns in the belly's of young, male Scorpios. You, my friend are somewhere between Snake and Scorpion level - ask your sister about this - she sounds learned in the field of Astrology.
Mistress has studied the stars for many, many years and finds much truth in the charts.
In fact your sister sounds totally charming on many levels - a wonderful support to you, a Chef (I love Chefs) and an astrologer - a well read, intelligent woman - does she post comments here? I remember you saying she introduced you to the site.
perez is too old for those sex jokes what is he 30? and single. let us kiddies have fun movies to watch asshole!! sex jokes NEVER get old.
Re: Mistress – No she doesn't (she should she is so witty)……I was hurt on the job and she mentioned she got a kick out of some posters comments on PH, she said I should enjoy myself and share a chuckle while I heal!!!!! So far this PH site has been an adventure……..with many lovely dolls and gents!…..and some not so great moments!
Re: mamajud – I shall let her know she was right……..she always tells me she is!!!!! lol She's a doll!!!! Happy New Year to you and your family!!!!!
Re: Assume the Position! – How did you hurt yourself? What do you do for your work? I hope your recuperation is not lengthy.
Re: Mistress – I'm a police officer…..let's just say I was "grazed"…… I am fine! Just have to take time off as a formality for certain reasons
Re: mamajud – #73.
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I LOVE IT DARLING, YOU TRULY CAN'T RUSH CREATIVITY!!!
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LG IS SOMEWHAT OF A PHOTOGRAPHER (IN THE MOLD OF OTHER BEAUTIES-TURNED PHOTOGRAPHER A LA JANICE DICKINSON, TYRA BANKS, LAUREN HUTTON, AND JESSICA LANGE WHO HAS A FABULOUS NEW COFFEE TABLE TOME SHE WAS TOUTING ON THE VIEW).
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ANYWAY…WHERE WAS I? OH DARLING, LG WILL BE DEBUTING A FIERCE NEW AVATAR AFTER NEW YEAR'S (NOT THE ONE THAT WILL SAY HAPPY NEW YEAR), A PHOTOGRAPH THAT LG TOOK AT A DIVINE MUSEUM!!!
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CAN YOU STAND IT???
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OH, AND ASSUME DARLING LG'S A SCORPIO TOO!!!
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LG LOVES THE POSSE AND WISHES EVERYBODY–EVEN LG'S DETRACTORS–A CELEBRATORY BUT SAFE NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!
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talk about beating a dead hoarse………….
LG, you are a doll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy New Year!!!!! I wish you the best!
Re: mamajud – I sent you a reply but it didn't show up - will chat next year beautiful - have much to catch up on. My hubby is interested in some details from your hubby. Many hugs and kisses to you and your beautiful family.
Leona darling - another fierce Scorpion!!!! Mistress had her suspicions . . . .
Re: Assume the Position! –
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DARLING SOMETIMES ON PEREZ YOU WILL FIND THAT A "DOLL" AND A "GENT" MIGHT BE ROLLED INTO ONE–LIKE YOUR VERY OWN LG PERHAPS???!!!
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NOW LG WANTS YOU TO GET WELL SOON–JUST PROMISE YOU'LL CHECK IN
WITH THE POSSE ONCE IN A WHILE ONCE YOU'RE FEELING TOP DRAWER ONCE AGAIN! SPEAKING OF DRAWERS…OH I "GIRL" CAN DREAM!!!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR MILKY DARLING, D.I.S.S.'s VERY OWN AMBASSADOR
TO CANADA!!! (long story).
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AND DARLING LG ADORES YOUR FIERCE BLACK AND WHITE ENSEMBLE–TERRIBLY CHANEL!
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LG, hun I understand the "rolled into one"!!!!!!!!!!
I thank you for your kindness and openness! You are a lovely and classy woman!!!!!!!!!
I'd go see it. They were good movies and I'd like to see everyone return.
YES YES YES!!! american pie is so hilarious and raunchy! i love it
FUCK LET IT DIE, they are all nobodies now anyway….except Stifler, he was laffo and I still want to fuck his mom
Pie, I love pie!
the dvds suck
the films now offically suck
just let american pie die already!
LOL THIS PIC IS STILL SOO SEXY I CANT WAIT! HOPFULLY A GREAT AMERICAN PIE SEQUAL IS ON THE WAY
Leave the damn american pie franchise alone already. Man its the same thing with the bs movie "saw", they just don't know when to stop making more parts….
LeonA'$ GHO$t…………………after the holidays i will dig up my old portfolio and glory days photo archives from my last life……it's been so long…..a few years back i had to throw away a big portion of it due to water damage….i didn't have the heart to even look at what stuff i had to pitch….it will be fun to see what's left
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thanks for the inspiration dearheart!
You cannot be serious.
Gives a new meaning to the word "piehole"!
Hell yeah we are there. Way more sex comedies is always a good thing. Can this one be risky enough to create some shock?
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KISSES MAMAJUD DARLING!!!
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LG HAS FINALLY TAKEN THE STEP AND GONE DIGITAL!!! OOH, WHAT A LEARNING CURVE FOR THIS OLD BROAD!!! BUT LG STARTED OFF WITH THE BEST, A NIKON D80 DIGITAL SLR!!! LG IS LOVING IT! IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO DELETE "THE OUTTAKES" RIGHT AWAY, OR USE THE SCREEN ON BACK TO KNOW IMMEDIATELY THE EXPOSURE OR COMPOSITION NEEDS A TWEAK!!!
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LG IS INSPIRED BEYOND WORDS BY THIS FIERCE MACHINE!!!
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