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Dane Cook $crewed by Business Manager/Brother

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Dane Cook's manager, Darryl McCauley, was arrested by Massachusetts state police on Tuesday for allegedly stealing millions of dollars from the comic.

In a 2006 interview, Cook said his older brother was named Darryl McCauley, but court documents released did not say definitively whether the McCauley who was arrested is related to Cook.

Other published reports also apparently list McCauley as Cook’s brother and the best man in Cook’s recent wedding.

We can't think of anything worse than being screwed over by family!!!

McCauley is scheduled to appear in court on Wednesday morning to face two counts of larceny of over $250 AND forgery and larceny by continuous scheme.

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81 comments to “Dane Cook $crewed by Business Manager/Brother”



  1. 1

    o.k. bitch……………it's called proofreading!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try it!!!!!



  2. 2

    who cares about this cornball?



  3. 3

    who?



  4. 4

    P-Nasty - you're up!!!!!
    Mistress wishes to pass on her love and best wishes to you and Teddy Hilton for the New Years.
    I wish for you all the love and success that 2009 can bring.
    A little advice - never forget the people who supported you on the way up, for they are the ones you'll need when your star begins to wane.



  5. 5

    best man at cook's recent wedding? thats news to me



  6. 6

    Who the hell is he? Who Cares??

  7. Abbi says – reply to this


    7

    Since when is dane cook married?



  8. 8

    Steal other comedian's material and then cry when your bro takes some of your cash you "earned" by performing other folks' jokes? Eat a dick, Dane.



  9. 9

    Dane Cook got married?! When was this?



  10. 10

    who did Dane marry?



  11. 11

    Dane Cook got married?
    Who knew?
    Who cared?



  12. 12

    Im more surprised to read that Dance Cook got married? Hmmm Im not so sure about that….



  13. 13

    now he will have something to make a joke…
    *do some seizure movements* SO… SO HAHA!!.. LAST MONTH I WAS ROBBED OK!! LIKE NAH NAH NAH!! *rubs entire face and points at the camera all serious* MY BRO STEALED FROM ME!….



  14. 14

    Perez………..you are reaching right now! It's so sad you posted this……….he's a moron who nobody gives a shit about!!!!!!!!
    Don't your celebrity friends give you inside info?????????????? Wow Perez I feel this site is doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  15. 15

    Since when is Dane Cook married? He is not married.



  16. 16

    That sucks for him….but the more important question here is who is dane cook married to?!?!?! and when did he get married, that was the real shocker for me



  17. 17

    I can't believe he's married? might want to fact-check that part…



  18. 18

    Married?! What?!



  19. 19

    Who gives a sh*t, this guy shouldn't have any coin to begin with. He is the worst comedian of all time. How the f*ck can you be a comedian and not tell any jokes and his acting looks like a 15 year old kid with Downs Syndrome on meth



  20. 20

    All I know is that Dane can all me if he needs comforting…..



  21. 21

    I cannot stand that fidgety bastard, Dane Cook is a parasite, an extremely annoying , Lazy looking loser type parasite!!
    I hate him so who cares!!

    DANE COOK YOU ARE NOT FUNNY IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD!



  22. 22

    Re: AdrianMoss – I agree!!!!!!!!!!!! He's a waste of space!!!!



  23. 23

    when the fuck did Dane Cook get married?!!?!? WTF?



  24. 24

    If you don't pay enough attention to your own finances that someone can steal MILLIONS of dollars from you, then your an idiot and you deserve it.



  25. 25

    dane cook is married? i dont know if that is right perez



  26. 26

    dane cook got married? to who?



  27. 27

    Dane Cook didn't have a recent wedding???? Perez what the heck r u talking about?????



  28. 28

    Re: Assume the Position! – Speak for yourself doll…I actually love Dane



  29. 29

    DID HE MARRY RAQUEL HOUGHTON? Jessica Simpson must be pissed she was just a jump off.



  30. 30

    Re: LusciousLiz – No shit!!!!! I did "speak for myself"………..so what the fuck is your problem???????????????? Wow, bashing me for MY opinion and acting like yours is SO much better…..fuck off!



  31. 31

    Re: LusciousLiz – Goodness another attention whore like Orchid……………………..Don't waste my time and just piss yourself!



  32. 32

    Raquel must have not made it through the American Idol auditions.



  33. 33

    .
    Assume The Position,
    Stop insulting me.
    .



  34. 34

    Re: Assume the Position! – Ummmm you're SO angry why??? If I were to bash someone I wouldn't call them doll…I wasn't coming at you in a bad way…if you READ your post you said and I quote "he's a moron who nobody gives a shit about!!!!!!!!" so NO you were NOT "just speaking for yourself" or you would have said "he is a moron that I (you) don't give a shit about" RIGHT? So I was saying that I love Dane AND NOTHING MORE nowhere did I say that my opinion is better than yours so take a deep breath, chill the fuck out, & remember…it's a blog…A BLOG! Everyone IS entitled to their opinion and I respect that..I'm beginning to thing your little spats with Orchid Girl are your fault now….you really need to R E L A X dude



  35. 35

    Re: Assume the Position! – Honey….go back over the last 10 pages of Perez and read your posts….there is not ONE poster who is more of an attention whore than you but that's what makes people come back to this site. If you do go back & read your posts, you are constantly going off subject, putting people down for what you just said to me…HAVING THEIR OWN OPINION and you act like a 12 year old kid on a playground…why can't you blog and be respectful of other's? You have no room to call other people names or say they are looking for attention when clearly it is you who so desperately needs to be noticed.



  36. 36

    GOOD

    Dude is a joke theif and hes not funny at all he makes me want to punch him in the cunt



  37. 37

    Re: LusciousLiz – YOU did reply to me FIRST, right???? Yeah, I thought so!!!!!!!! As for Orchid…..I don't give a fuck about your opinion!!!!!!!
    It's funny that you are trying to act "innocent" and put me down…..but you replied to me!!!!!! Whatever!!!! Bye Bitch and Fuck Off!



  38. 38

    Re: LusciousLiz – Did I reply to you???? NO! You replied to me!!!!!!!!! End of story Bitch don't try and shake shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  39. 39

    Its called karma. Karma for stealing other comedians material and being an overall lowbrow comic who appeals to 13 year olds. Don't get me on his acting…

    Someone poo'd on the coats!

    No Mr. Cook, its your career, its shit.



  40. 40

    Re: orchidgirl – Fuck off…..you dusty twat! As Mistress said the "victim" isn't a good look! And considering you are OLD as fuck it's very pathetic!!! I can't stand you and I will call you out because you are an intolerant, vile shit stain!!!!!!!! You and Liz can suck it whorebags………….Piss off!



  41. 41

    Re: LusciousLiz – o.k. I'm to blame for the spats with Orchid…..lol Happy……….now go fuck yourself!!!! It's NOT cool for you to blame me……..



  42. 42

    i love dane.



  43. 43

    Re: BabyLuv
    if you dont know who dane cook is, you need to youtube him. he's so funny



  44. 44

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    Poster Assume The Position #32 , #41.
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    I am asking you again to leave me alone.
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    .



  45. 45

    Re: orchidgirl – I don't really comment but the last few days I have felt the need! Girl you are making a fool out of yourself. Calm down girlfriend you are coming off as a mental case. I'm not trying to be rude but last night and this morning you sound ill! Sorry sista maybe you should get help?



  46. 46

    Re: LusciousLiz – Girl this situation between the white girl and white boy is beyond us. I hope they work it out



  47. 47

    Re: Assume the Position! – Wow…you have MAJOR issues…not here to sling shit like you are so I'll wish you a happier 2009….and be the bigger person



  48. 48

    Re: Fat People are Welcome in America – I could care less if they work it out to be honest…how's your night going hon? I'm about to crash…sweetdreams



  49. 49

    Re: orchidgirl – #34 & 45 Fuck you you old hag………you should of thought about shit before you mentioned I have HIV because I'm gay! You miserable, vile intolerant Bitch!!!! I don't give a fuck about you and I hope you rot in hell! Rot Bitch!



  50. 50

    Re: LusciousLiz – I wish you sweet dreams! Happy New Year!



  51. 51

    Re: LusciousLiz – The white boy seems frustrated like something is wrong. She justs seems mean like she don't care. This is like a soap opera. I guess I'll sit back and enjoy!



  52. 52

    Re: pookerfoof – hahaha eat a dick



  53. 53

    Is this the same brother who got him a job at the BK lounge?



  54. 54

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    Poster Assume The Position #32, #41, #50.
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    I am asking you again very politely to leave me alone.
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  55. 55

    Re: orchidgirl – Honey get help. You are after this man's affection and it's very obvious! He hates you baby girl and that's life. Just deal with it, ignore him. He's not going to change his mind about you so move on. You are coming off as needy and childish. Girl please!

  56. Dom says – reply to this


    56

    Since when is Dane Cook married?? Perez! Stop copying and pasting your posts!!

  57. MMII says – reply to this


    57

    I don't think he's married…



  58. 58

    …… Dane Cook is not married! And who the F cares??? I DO!!!! cause IM SUPPOSED TO MARRY HIM!!!



  59. 59

    Re: orchidgirl – What happened to the healing hiatus??? You posted last night that you were taking a break and honestly Orchid it's not a bad idea. A few days of nothing but floral beauty will help heal your soul and remind you of what is important in life. I'm sad to say, but I'm not totally surprised you're back so soon. It's becoming addictive to you now and its just a game to Assume. It's really gotten out of hand.



  60. 60

    Re: Assume the Position! – #41 You're a little bugger for quoting me - naughty boy. I'll have to put you over my knee for a solid spanking. LOL



  61. 61

    Re: Mistress – Morning hottie…..



  62. 62

    Dane Cook is NOT married, Perez… where the hell did you copy and paste this story from?? haha!



  63. 63

    Re: Long Dong Connery – NEXT YOU FAG!!!!!!!!



  64. 64

    /wait wait…when did dane cook get married?



  65. 65

    Why is this guy even newsworthy. for one thing, i don't see how he could have possibly have made millions of dollars, b/c i don't remember him in anything other than "employee of the month" and we all know how shitty that was…



  66. 66

    Hey Dane,

    How does it feel to have people steal from you for a change? Not cool, huh?

    Payback's a BITCH.



  67. 67

    Whoooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo, look at the fukin hate in here…I know what I know and I know that I am not the only one who is full of Dr. Satan hatred. Whooopie dooooo.
    Big fukin do! People said shit, if you can't handle shit, then maybe your shit needs to hide under a fukin rock, like the church people do when it comes to voting for a president. hehehehehhehehe
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I hear the pope aka Catholic church is the biggest gay family of all. What's that make the rest of us? Not so fukin bad, that's what.
    It's my turn on the joint, back in 19 minutes and counting. heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    NOW, FUKIN FIGHT FIGHT GAYS AND WHITES..HEHEHHEEEE



  68. 68

    Re: LaDiva enjoy da holidays bitches…
    That dress would look so good on me. Morning bitches.



  69. 69

    He made MILLIONS with his lame ass "talent"? The universe should just explode now…



  70. 70

    Re: SheriMoonZombie – Aww sherri, i thought i looked hot enough in this dress. lol



  71. 71

    i live in MA about 20 mins away from dane's family & this story was one of the top stories on the news last night. (clearly a slow news day in mass…) but they said it IS his brother.



  72. 72

    DC got married?!!!!



  73. 73

    Re: LaDiva enjoy da holidays bitches…
    Sweetie, your buring hell hott in that dress, but one has to admire it.hehheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee love it.



  74. 74

    best man in cook's recent wedding? huh??? how many times has he been married?? that's all news to me

  75. AMO says – reply to this


    75

    His brother needs to get his ass kicked.



  76. 76

    didn't know he was married either..



  77. 77

    HE LOOKS CUTE IN THOSE JEANS. I'D LIKE TO PLOW HIM!

  78. Laxer says – reply to this


    78

    I like Dane a lot. It's gotta be hurtful to be victimized by your half brother. Hang in there, D…you will make the $$ back in no time.



  79. 79

    Perez is getting SO LAZY with his posts. A simple google search will show you that he IS Dane's older half brother and he stole upwards of $10 million from him over an 18-month period. If you're going to write about a story, get it freaking right.



  80. 80

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Good morning sir. All the best of the New Year to you. Mwah.



  81. 81

    Ahahahah i guess his brother will have to work at burger king…again. (its in one of his jokes)