Tom Cruise says he isn't finished ruining Katie Holmes yet!
In an interview with The Sun, Crazy Eyes says he wants more kids - 7 more kids, in fact!
The Couch Jumper says, "I want ten children. I love kids," and just to make sure that we know that he still remembers those other kids he added, "I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic."
But obviously, Suri is his favorite, of whom he says, "She’s so charming, she’s so beautiful, she’s just great," adding, "Whenever Katie is looking a hot Xenu mess, we just throw Suri on there and no one can tell she's half dead!"
Although even Crazy Eyes has to admit that, "If I’m worried about anything, it’s if she [Katie] can keep up with me. I’m very active…jumping on couches and whatnot."
But really guys, he loves "Kate," saying, "Married life is very good, very lovely. I feel lucky to have Kate as my wife. She’s an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do. She’s a very strong, gracious woman, and a great comedian."
We don't know about that. Looking at pictures of Katie Holmes makes us want to donate money to adopt her, not laugh.
Apparently, Tommy's always been a thrill seeker, and is "teaching Connor (See! He even knows his name!) how to ride a motorbike.
It's all part of being a good dad because "My own father wasn’t there much for me and I want to be a different dad to my kids. My family is the most important thing in my life."
Tommy probably found a father figure in Xenu, altough we won't hear too much more about that. Crazy Eyes has taken a vow of silence in regard to his religion, instead just telling people, "go to the Scientology website."
If only he'd take a vow to just go away forever!
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