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Tom Cruise Says He Wants TEN Little Xenulings!

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Tom Cruise says he isn't finished ruining Katie Holmes yet!

In an interview with The Sun, Crazy Eyes says he wants more kids - 7 more kids, in fact!

The Couch Jumper says, "I want ten children. I love kids," and just to make sure that we know that he still remembers those other kids he added, "I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic."

But obviously, Suri is his favorite, of whom he says, "She’s so charming, she’s so beautiful, she’s just great," adding, "Whenever Katie is looking a hot Xenu mess, we just throw Suri on there and no one can tell she's half dead!"

Although even Crazy Eyes has to admit that, "If I’m worried about anything, it’s if she [Katie] can keep up with me. I’m very active…jumping on couches and whatnot."

But really guys, he loves "Kate," saying, "Married life is very good, very lovely. I feel lucky to have Kate as my wife. She’s an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do. She’s a very strong, gracious woman, and a great comedian."

We don't know about that. Looking at pictures of Katie Holmes makes us want to donate money to adopt her, not laugh.

Apparently, Tommy's always been a thrill seeker, and is "teaching Connor (See! He even knows his name!) how to ride a motorbike.

It's all part of being a good dad because "My own father wasn’t there much for me and I want to be a different dad to my kids. My family is the most important thing in my life."

Tommy probably found a father figure in Xenu, altough we won't hear too much more about that. Crazy Eyes has taken a vow of silence in regard to his religion, instead just telling people, "go to the Scientology website."

If only he'd take a vow to just go away forever!

[Image via WENN.]

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52 comments to “Tom Cruise Says He Wants TEN Little Xenulings!”



  1. 1

    How about 5 clinched fingers up your ass!



  2. 2

    All you seem to have on this site anymore are day old and week old stories. If you would spend less time fame whoring and more time getting celebrity stories this site wouldn't be getting so boring.



  3. 3

    Fuck, can't these kids walk????do they have legs……????
    They would never make it on Mantracker……… :o )



  4. 4

    Suri is soo adorable. She kicks shiloh to the curb big time…



  5. 5

    valkyrie was a great movie. i was pleasantly surprise. he is still smokin hot for being an older guy.



  6. 6

    wait… you've quoted tom cruise as saying "Whenever Katie is looking a hot Xenu mess, we just throw Suri on there and no one can tell she's half dead!"???? i seriously DOUBT he said that.



  7. 7

    OK Fat Jew Fuck….NEXT….

  8. Suze says – reply to this


    8

    Sure…it's not HIS uterus that has to do all the work!



  9. 9

    OK KATIE NO MORE ACTING FOR YOU, YOU ARE NOW A FULL TIME XENU ALIEN SPAWN PRODUCING HOST!!!!



  10. 10

    "Whenever Katie is looking a hot Xenu mess, we just throw Suri on there and no one can tell she's half dead!"

    –There's NO WAY he actually said that!!! Did he?



  11. 11

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Suri doesn't appear to have a coat either.



  12. 12

    I am convinced Suri has polio. The kid never walks on her own! Maybe Xenu should tell him that muscles turn to mush if you don't use ever use them.



  13. 13

    love him! minus the scientology.



  14. 14

    Christ, Perez, lay the fuck off. For once, Cruise sounds NORMAL, sounds like a man who loves his family & values them above all else. What's so wrong with that??? Frankly, we could use a lot more of that sentiment in this crazy world. You flip flop on your opinions so frequently, I'm starting to think you're terminally menstrating.



  15. 15

    Re: JoJoStar – Oh, come on JoJo, don't you want to know how Katy Perry's ass tatses?



  16. 16

    Re: Big Black Dick – Oooooh baby, we been missin' you! :)



  17. 17

    Re: Long Dong Connery – I think he's Mexican!



  18. 18

    Re: Long Dong Connery – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MANTRACKER!!!!!!



  19. 19

    Re: harrybalsac – ISN'T HE CUBAN!!!!



  20. 20

    This is an old picture!!! No coat required….
    Cruise wants to be "Tomgelina"……



  21. 21

    He's trying to keep up with the Pitts. There's more to it than spawning. Raising kids to cope without drugs and gangs is hard enough for 1 or 2 kids. He can't raise 10 kids effectively.



  22. 22

    OLD NEWS YOU FAT FUCKING COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. nigra says – reply to this


    23

    oh no you didn't just misquote tom cruise. do you know how many lawyers that guy has? be careful.. samantha ronson's money might go right into tommy's bank account.

  24. zee91 says – reply to this


    24

    Awwwwww she's such a cutie pie



  25. 25

    He would give them all amazing homes :)
    Suris the ringleader



  26. 26

    Re: LettyB WISHES YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR! – It' s all beans and rice to me!



  27. 27

    This was in Saturdays The Sun lol bit long for the info lol



  28. 28

    THIS GUY IS FUCKING NUTS! SHUT YOUR GLIB TOM…YOU BIG PUTO!



  29. 29

    Re: harrybalsac – CUBAN FUCKER!



  30. 30

    what the hell happend to his "other" kids?



  31. 31

    .
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    MZ CRUISE MUST HAVE RECEIVED TEN TURKEY BASTERS IN HIS STOCKING–AND A "LATINO INCHES" MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION TO HELP HIM CONCEIVE!!!
    .
    .



  32. 32

    Gotta stock up on those turkey basters.



  33. 33

    procreating is retarted



  34. 34

    Re: harrybalsac – I didn't think saying Mexican was so Controversial…..i feel like having a pink taco now…..



  35. 35

    YAY…. HURRY UP- HAVE MORE BABIES



  36. 36

    DID YOU JUST FUCKING MISQUOTE TOM "SUE HAPPY" CRUISE!!??! YOU BETTER UPDATE THAT SHIT, PAPITO, CAUSE HES GONNA TAKE EVERY CENT OUTTA YOU FOR SAYING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  37. 37

    Re: Long Dong Connery – THAT'S NOT ALL YOU SAID FUCKER!



  38. 38

    He scares the hell outta me. Even when I consider the quote about Suri & Xenu to be made-up. Go away, Tom. Do it for humanity.



  39. 39

    poor Katie, Tom how would you feel carring 7 kids? think about katie, Do U think she'll be happy being preggers for that many kids? That alien (tom) should be able to carry his own kids. he is a scientologist alien after all.



  40. 40

    oh rite perez…so you're LYING to the millions of readers who actually use your site as a means of info?
    It's one thing having an opinion on a topic…but LYING!
    jeez
    i lose more respect for you each day



  41. 41

    this is hilarious !!!!!!! it will go in my Perez Hilton's Greatest Hits
    hahhahahahahaahah



  42. 42

    Scientologists are all too familiar with Operation Snow White.



  43. 43

    he did not say that about suri or katie.



  44. 44

    I saw him on Jay Leno last night, unfortunately. He made a complete fool of himself doing a bad Elvis impersonation and trying to look like he has social skills that he doesn't have. He always seem stiff and awkward. As he usually does, he also told some bullshit personal anecdotes, designed to try to make himself look like some heroic dare-devil and enviable husband and father. It just made him look like an arrogant show-off and the "romantic" anecdotes he told, like always, just came off like he was trying too hard to appear heterosexual. They showed a clip from that crappy "Valkyrie" movie that recently bombed in theatres. As in nearly all of his movies, Tom looked completely out of place. Despite his age, he still has a babyish-looking face and he never could blend into any character. He doesn't, and never did, have the skill of better actors - like Johnny Depp, for example - to become whichever character he was playing. In my opinion, that skill is the mark of a great actor. Tom, like a Barbie doll, simply wears a different costume and has a different name/title in every one of his new films. So now he's "Nazi Tom" just like in past films he was "Lawyer Tom" or "Race Car Driver Tom" LOL. He's such a plastic Ken doll. He should have been a model. I can't understand how someone with his lack of talent had sustained a career as an actor for so long.



  45. 45

    I just want to notice :
    Tom said : "… and she likes the same things that I do."
    What would have happened if it was not the case ? How can someone tell something like that ? Every one is unique and never likes really exactly the same things that another one. For me, what he said just means that he made a brainwash to Katie, so that she is now exactly the "female" he wants to possess.



  46. 46

    hasn't he got like 3 kids already?

  47. AMO says – reply to this


    47

    Thank goodness. I'm sick of him spreading crazy. Of course if he has 10 kids; he won't need to. His "diciples will".

  48. AMO says – reply to this


    48

    Re: Alisa-Chan – He was funny in Tropic Thunder though.



  49. 49

    LATER ON THE THERAPISTS WILL BE MAKING A FORTUNE TRYING TO HELP THESE POOR KIDS DEPROGRAM THEM FROM YEARS OF SCIENTOLOGY PSYCHOBABBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    .
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    POOR KATIE!!!!!!



  50. 50

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  51. 51

    GO SEE VALKARYIE! IT GOT A STANDING OVATION AT THE THEATER I WAS AT. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. PEREZ IS A DISGUSTING PIG BTW.



  52. 52

    YOU CAN'T USE IGNORANCE AS A DEFENSE FOR HATE CRIMES PEREZ. KARMA IS A BITCH YOU PIG.