Wowsers!

Filed under: Super Seniors > Fashion Smashion

Can you believe he's 74-years old?!?!

Fashion designer Giorgio Armani frolicked in St. Barth on Monday in a teeny tiny swim trunk.

This isn't photoshopped, y'all!

We'd be happy to look half as hot as him at that age - or NOW!

[Image via Ramey.]

Posted: Dec 30, 2008 at 5:05 pm / Email this »

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72 comments to “Wowsers!”

BBBoricua says – reply to this

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OMG! Is that my grandpa!?
Kikiroar is a HERPES infested CUMBAG says – reply to this

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LOL
Marilyn Monroe says – reply to this

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eww
Perez IS FRANKENSTEIN'S GAY BROTHER says – reply to this

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LOL or ever! fatso.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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GET IN YOUR COFFIN PLUM SMUGGLER!
ItalianBella08 says – reply to this

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Wow it's amazing what money can do huh
Spliffy Steffy says – reply to this

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:)HAPPY MOTHERPHUCKING NEW YEAR BITCHES!!!!!
parinaiv says – reply to this

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I'd tap that.
Milky Milky says – reply to this

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he looks smashing!
shebot4444 says – reply to this

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FIRST…Not bad for an old dude!!!
jdiddy0505 says – reply to this

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Kudos To Him For Being That Old, And Still Sporting a Nice Body For An Old Man! Not Too SH(fl)abby!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Does Armani make banana hammocks?
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: shebot4444 – Which slot do I put the quarter in?
Samantha07 says – reply to this

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I bet Perez mom is getting excited seeing this picture.
La Kate says – reply to this

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dang! well you can tell he takes care of himself: tanning, waxing/shaving, and working out.
Socks'N'Crocs says – reply to this

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He's looking good for almost 80!!!
How many people out there at even half his age could wear those swimmin' panties?!
LeonA'$ gHO$t says – reply to this

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LG'S HEARD OF HOT DADDIES BEFORE. GIORGIO'S A HOT GREAT GRANDADDY (WELL AT LEAST HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE ONE, IF HE
WEREN'T A POLESMOKER!)
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gorgeousdoll says – reply to this

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That's not bad for his age, lol.
Topher says – reply to this

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Best be remembering your bicycle pump if you are gonna get fucked by that.
Topher says – reply to this

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Bet he gives a nice gummer.
meccano says – reply to this

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He is just trying to show off since he lost to Obama!
cute_puppy says – reply to this

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Perez, sorry mate, but you don't look as good as that right now!
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Forget about it when you are his age; you'll be fat, foldy oldy..lol
SuzyP says – reply to this

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Damn! Good for him!
lefty lady says – reply to this

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YUCK! I just ate, man; that's not cool!
BabyLuv says – reply to this

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Nice Bod, Gramps! A Man should have a few hairs on their body though!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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JoJoStar says – reply to this

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Mario you are so dilusional. You don't look half that good right now and it's only going downhill from here.
Topher says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Plums? Try prunes.
chestercat says – reply to this

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OMG! I thought it was Bruce Dern!!
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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It looks like he has his whole body waxed!!
sugarglitter says – reply to this

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Yuck!
WHORE1 says – reply to this

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OMG, HE KINDA LOOKS…..

DARE I SAY IT……..

HOT!!!!
DoutzenKroes<3 says – reply to this

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He does look good for his age.
GiGichan says – reply to this

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…:x
cali kitty says – reply to this

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NOT BAD AT ALLLLLL
loismustdie says – reply to this

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Thank you Perez!!!!! Stewie is now blind!!!!!
Cinner says – reply to this

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HOW.FUCKING.GROSS. Hopefully this is a drunk posting, or at least you can claim it is.
contrarianchick says – reply to this

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where is his torso hair?
Clarem says – reply to this

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This man (alien ?) is a SMO = Surgically Modified Organism
boomshockalocka says – reply to this

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nice banana hammock
ethel says – reply to this

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It's nice to see that you are giving a compliment to an older person! And, I might add, that man deserves the compliment; he looks great!
Missy McGee says – reply to this

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No accusations of plastic surgery Perez? If that had been a woman you would be screaming lipo and tummy tuck!!!
James in Dallas says – reply to this

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Openly gay too and worth over $5billion .
greenagain says – reply to this

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Now that is nasty!
mzthang says – reply to this

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Even though I hate "mankinis" he looks DAMN GOOD for 74!! Can you imagine what he looked like in his prime??
medicallyfucked says – reply to this

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he is looking good, but where's the hair?
LuckyLeigh says – reply to this

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speedos should outlawed. Doesn't matter if you look like the govenator in his prime. ewwwwww
sandibottoms says – reply to this

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little …
GiGichan says – reply to this

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Re: sandibottoms – I know right!
postme says – reply to this

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Id hit it!
Assume the Position! says – reply to this

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Uh, NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Nasty ass!
Assume the Position! says – reply to this

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Re: meccano – lol Nice jab at McCain!!!!!!!!!!!
WormsAreFunny says – reply to this

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He looks better than I do and he's about 30 years older than me. Oh, and he's a guy.
NotSoGay says – reply to this

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That's hot? There's an empty COFFIN somewhere waiting for the CORPSE to return!
MP says – reply to this

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Yeah he looks good, but seriously speedos should be illegal.
CORNDOGMAN says – reply to this

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I guess he looks good for his age but to me he kind of looks like the Crypt Keeper.
Unicorn Lover says – reply to this

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There are 40-year-old men who don't look this good. Kudos to Armani!
llamalou says – reply to this

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Ugh!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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WORK IT!! HE HAS THAT EUROPEAN ATTITUDE ABOUT SWIMWEAR. AMERICAN MEN ARE TOO HUNG UP ON SPEEDOS. I'M TIRED OF SEEING THE YOUNG HUNKS AT THE GYM AND ON THE BEACH WEARING BAGGY SUITS AND SHORTS THAT COVER UP EVERYTHING!!!!!!! THERE'S A MUSCLE HUNK AT MY BALLY'S WHO WEARS TIGHT TANKS BUT BAGGY SHORTS….AND I KNOW HIS THIGHS AND BUTT ARE UNBEATABLE! BUT I CAN'T SEE IT!! FUCK!!
Assume the Position! says – reply to this

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Re: jimmyjazz – lol You big gay perv!!!!!!! Loves it!!!!!!!!
shortcake182 says – reply to this

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for sure, for 74 he is looking great!!
jimena says – reply to this

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He looks GREAT! Hope my man looks like that at that age..!
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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LOL KINDA HOT
CRABBY APPLETON says – reply to this

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Remake of "Weekend at Bernies?"
Colby Colb says – reply to this

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WoW! He doesn't even have a pop pop belly orrrrrrrr any wrinkles. So not fair!
TheWench says – reply to this

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Seriously–74???? Most of us don't look half that good right now.
fizzypop says – reply to this

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Yeah, I'm having no problem believing he's 74 years old.
kaylzxrawrr says – reply to this

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umm,,,,, how can I put this nicely?

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
samsara says – reply to this

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Glad I've not eaten today or I'd barf. Grossssssssssssssssssss, and gads, 74 years old and getting wax jobs?
DLR in Canada says – reply to this

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well, hello, woof!
Plottoberry says – reply to this

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omfg. cool.
JJFADD says – reply to this

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Ok at first I was thinking ew, but after you said he's 74; I say not bad, but ew at the speedos.

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