Completely Gratuitous
Filed under: Brad Pitt > George Clooney
Brad Pitt and George Clooney on the cover of the new issue of French GQ.
Looking seksi!!!!
Cheese!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Two old looking men.., completely gratuitous?
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Can look at my Grand dad and see much better!
not a huge fan of the hair.. it looks like george is already starting to master his future combover…
I'm not seeing the "sexy"… they both just look old and stiff, blah!
all of the boys and all of the girls are beggin to.. if you seek amy.
Clooney looks old and tired, WTF?
YOU'RE SUCH A RETARD…"SEKSI"…NOT FUNNY OR WITTY!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR GORDO y FEO MARIO!
Brad is taller which makes him look alot more powerful in the pic.
They make a cute couple.
Cheese eating surrender monkey.
Eeewww. At least George is a good actor. Wish Fag Brad would just go away.
Re: topper – Put some pants on!
Damn! Sexxxiness!
Yes we are manly men and we love to do manly men.
Re: harrybalsac – * monkeys* Fuck the French, shortest book ever written,"French War Heroes"
HO to the MO
ever since jolie sucked the life outta him…he looks like…well, like the life's been sucked outta him.
jolie is a crazy insecure bitch that will destroy so he cant leave her cause he's old, ugly, and stuck with 6 kids.
I love Brad Pitt, he is gorgeous… I never really liked George Clooney that much– but he is a handsome older man I suppose… Sexy cover altogether.
George Clooney is so overrated! He is not cute to me one bit…Brad Pitt is past his peak, but still looks pretty good. Clooney? Ewwww
Jesus. They both look beat to me.
over-rated
Aarrgggh both look old as fuck…..
Re: harrybalsac – Hey harry
Re: Stevie D. – #16 - I'd have to agree.
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Brad has looked mighty drained and his age ( in a VERY, VERY bad way) ever since he and Jolie have hooked up.
These two are trying so hard, it's not even funny anymore…..
Im 21 yrs old!!! And those men are AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I would seriously be with GEORGE CLOONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love u George lol…. Muah babes!
What the hell happened to Clooney… he got old really fast….. sad
look everybody….we shaved!…………and whether you care or not….we are the modern day brat pack….dammit!!
I just creamed my pants again dammit.
brb
When are we gonna see Perez' fat ass on the cover of GQ? (Gay Queer)
They look old AND sexy. It's what they are. It's how I like them!!
Re: harrybalsac –
Actually, shortest book ever written,"Intelligent French-bashers"
Does anyone give a rat's ass anymore? Stop It. Just stop.
What's with the spanish crappo Mario? Is this what you brought back from Mexico with that rash on your ass?
Re: harrybalsac – Topper's pants.
He probably doesn't like his boys restricted in cramped pants. I leave my boys free too.
ANGELINA JOLIE GAVE BRAD PITT the HIV
GEORGE CLOONEY…HOT
im SO over them. Brad looked 100% better when he was with Jennifer. He does NOTHING for me. And George??? ok grandpa!
why is brad looking so old- well ever since he got with whoregelina……good thing Jen moved on from his old ass!
I WANT TO BACK BRAD UP AGAINST THE WALL AND TAKE HIS SWEET LITTLE ASS ALL AROUND THE WORLD!
George is old and now lifted. Pitt looks like wax since he got with Jolie. Melting wax at that.
I wish these two would get over themselves already!!!
Brad Pitt has the sexiest lips…
Sexy? They look old!
brad needs to die and georgie needs to come over and give me some hot lovin'!!
Re: Solveig – I'd fight you for that but you would probably run like a Frenchman from a big bar of German soap.
Brad Pitt isn't aging well at all, Angie's gonna look elsewhere soon, you know it's gonna happen. I wonder if he'll turn to plastic surgery in a bid to keep her, I hope he doesn't end up like Mickey Rourke, but I can see it happening.
George Clooney on the other hand… yum.
Re: Harry Johnson – "SPANISH"…YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD!
Weren't these guys in, in the 90's…are they still relevant?
I'm just so over them!
George was over for me when he left ER and Brad when he was shady with his nasty scank blood sucker.
Re: harrybalsac –
Come on Harry, would you put pants on Michelangelo's David? That ass looks better than most of the faces here.
Bah! They both look old, hung over and bloodless.
Ugh, these overrated douches are completely full of themselves.
clooney looks old and crusty, and brad's a crater face. i don't see the appeal. clooney looked good 10 years ago, now not so much. they look like they just felched each other and then put on their suits. clooney also looks like the virus from all the whores he's been with is finally kicking in. next…
Oh, I am SO over both of them. Ho Hum.
you would think a dripping unwashed homeless man anus is seksi!
What the heck's wrong with George's upper lip? Not feeling himself? I hope it's not due to artificial causes.
oh no! clooney looks oldd!
Fuck brad pitt
SEXXXXYYY
Re: topper –
I love your buns Mr Topper. As for Mr Harry Johnson, please have him install a jock strap on his chin. If he puckered up, I would think to give him an enema ever before a snog.
Brad still looks pretty sexy to me!
clooney looks fine…Pitt looks puffy.
How can women/men find these two attractive? Ew, that's all I gotta` say.
Re: Reginald Perrin – But then again, look at Angelina- she isn't ageing all that well either…
I think they both look old and washed up… How come when you have a female in a mag they are so photoshopped you can barely tell who it is.. but with the men, they just throw their faces on the cover?…. Or maybe they are photoshoped too! Maybe they actually look worse in real life LOL…
George Clooney looks yummy.
WTF it looks like mariah carey's photo retoucher isnt getting mcuh work these days. A facelift might do ya some good, fellows.
George looks good, but a little skinny! Brad, however, looks terrible! I used to think he was gorgeous, now he just looks old and not in a good way! He's not aging terribly well - not like George!!
They look even more gay than Perez in a pink corvette!
GQ = Gay Quarterly?
George's problem is that he has always looked 10 years older than his age. Now he looks to be in his 50s and is way too thin. I used to think Brad was the hottest thing, but he started losing it a few years ago. The media has to stop playing up these two as the sexist men in hollywood, they've both completely lost it.
Ha Ha Ha…seksi maybe if this was Geriatrics Quarterly!!! George Clooney still has a bit of hotness, but Brad??? YUK!! His hair looks greasy, his forehead wrinkly and he looks like he has a pouch!!!!
Ha Ha Ha…seksi maybe if this was Geriatrics Quarterly!!! George Clooney still has a bit of hotness, but Brad??? YUK!! His hair looks greasy, his forehead wrinkly and he looks like he has a pooch!!!!
GRMPY OLD MAN!!
Hot and photoshopped.
Niahahaha vive la France
Re: topper – But it's MAN ASS! harry likes the ladies!
George keeps getting better looking with age
Brad sick of him 
they look hang over
I wonder when its gonna come out that George and Brad are the REAL loving couple. We all know ANGIE is just a cover for the manlove going on between these two. LOL. And I am tired of them both already. And why does George feel he needs to call every winner of the Sexiest Man Alive issue of People magazine. SERIOUSLY! Or campaign for his ugly friend Matt Damon. Who did George buy off at the publication to get the guy that honor????
AHHH!! I love George!! Brad's starting to look just plain haggard…..
why some people think that Aniston is bitter for loosing ArmPitt,EW! he's a hag. I mean even I wouldn't want him now (except for his money)
Not a huge fan of Pitt, comparatively; perhaps Button will win me over.
On the other hand, George Clooney's eyes have depth. I hope it's not from migraine pain and sincerely hope that his past injury is subsiding nicely. I hope Mr. Clooney stops running and achieves the deeper joys that a committed relationship can bring. I could convince him, but am taken. Lol.