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Lindsay looks peeved while out pAArtying with her gal pal Ronson at SET in Miami Beach on Tuesday night.

In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her _______.

[Image via Storms Media Group.]

Posted: Dec 31, 2008 at 5:15 pm / Email this »

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harrybalsac says – reply to this

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no tuna for you!
Hablabblah21 says – reply to this

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WEARING THAT HAT! I CAN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU! IT'S A FASHION DISASTER!!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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WTF do you mean you forgot to get batteries and the A.C. adaptor is broke!
DLR in Canada says – reply to this

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In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her "what do you mean you forgot the Blackberry?"
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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why does your breath smell like Wilmer's dick?
s1utmuffin says – reply to this

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"you smell like shit"
Dildopig says – reply to this

7

Babe, I'm wearing the strap-on Dildo tonight!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

8

Let go of my Eggo!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

9

we're out of BLOW?!
Not my gumdrop buttons! says – reply to this

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"I thought you WERE a man!"
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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it's TWO in the pink & ONE in the stink!
devine says – reply to this

12

Your dick is too small!!!
P.S. Pufnstuf says – reply to this

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I want weenie!!!
nygirlkim2 says – reply to this

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your not getting to taste my fire tonight.
Leah Luvs Kyle says – reply to this

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you threw away my cigarettes! bitch ur gonna pay at home!
obi2you says – reply to this

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intereseting
lakashimi says – reply to this

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"wait your not a man?" "what do you mean i owe you money?" "im the star bitch you are nothing just can turn tables!" "did you just say i cant act?? i can act just nobody needs a has been star right now." (wait i have more) your dick has to be this thick to fit in my mouth. OOOVER!
the last star says – reply to this

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woman
lakashimi says – reply to this

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"wait your not a man?" "what do you mean i owe you money?" "im the star bitch you are nothing just can turn tables!" "did you just say i cant act?? i can act just nobody needs a has been star right now." (wait i have more) "your dick has to be this thick to fit in my mouth." "OOOVER!"
bobbytomorow says – reply to this

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what have you done to my career?!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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don't stand so close to me!
youHATEme says – reply to this

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I'm just going in to turn tricks. I'll be out with the blow in ten.
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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must you follow me everywhere?
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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you stay here! I'll bring you a drink later!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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you want to date MY DAD!!!!!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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do you really think I'm gay?
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: lakashimi – Do you know Alice? are you her sister?
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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you didn't see "I know who killed me"? Me neither….
SELENA4EVA says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – Ha
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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I'm leaving you for Rosie O'Donnell!
Ooo_LaaLaa_VV says – reply to this

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You MEan Your Not A Dude!!??!!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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are we twins? why are we wearing the same shirt!?
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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did you just pass gas?
the last star says – reply to this

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No you can't date Ali "she's only 13 you asshole!!!!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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can I borrow $20?
Gum18 says – reply to this

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Re: Not my gumdrop buttons! – hahahaha
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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you want me to do what?
the last star says – reply to this

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Your'e sporting wood right now arent you ."Come on tell me the truth">
Milky Milky says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – OMG! all of those….just too funny!!!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: Gum18 – Go Heels!
kathie! says – reply to this

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I am kissing someone else's labia's at midnight.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: Milky Milky – I try.
the last star says – reply to this

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Why are you looking at his dick.Are you some kind of pervert.
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: devine – i know
the last star says – reply to this

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You dont think HarryBalsac is funny .What's wrong with you?
LeonA'$ GHO$t'$ 3 New Year's Outfits! says – reply to this

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"BITCH, THE ONLY TUNA YOU'RE GETTING TONIGHT WILL BE STARKIST!"
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starlettxx says – reply to this

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… take off that damn hat!

Anyway, why does Lindsays face always look so dirty? She looks horrible! She use to be so pretty! Now she just looks like she never showers…
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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I'm tellin' ya, he had a big red hat and he rammed his fist in my ass!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: the last star – Thanks, your pretty goddamn funny yourself!
the last star says – reply to this

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T SHAVE BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE…………………….THAT HAIR ON YOUR FACE LOOKS REDICKULAS!!
GG1000 says – reply to this

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"Well you shouldn't have LET me dye it blonde; now it looks like I'm 60 years old. " Seriously - she may have the ugliest hair in Hollywood. Pull a Britney, shave it all off and start over.
LivvyLuv says – reply to this

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Mr. Lavendeira, you look fabulous! Thank you for inspiring us all. You're the queen of "making it happen," from professional success to reaching your health goals (a task that's harder than most people think)! Congratulations on another fabulous year, and your fabulous look…

Well done!
markho says – reply to this

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get your finger out of my twat
AMO says – reply to this

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Are you fucking kidding me with this? Quit bitching all the time. I'm still with you, damn…
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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I'm not going to eat the corn out of your shit!
aj says – reply to this

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You let my mom buy the last 8 ball?!?!
skating_sarah11 says – reply to this

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you didn't shave your vajayjay?!?!
mamajud says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Re: Big Black Dick – #9…#48……gold
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Gum18 says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – what?
NotSoGay says – reply to this

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I just realized everyone's right, YOU ARE FUGLY!
sheba08 says – reply to this

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You got the whiskey bitch!
Gum18 says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – nvm i got it.
Krystle07 says – reply to this

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…your crotch stinks bulldyke!!
bearcub says – reply to this

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"I am NOT a six-pack! Take your thumb OUT of my cooter and your finger OUT of my asshole!"
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: Gum18 – UNC TARHEELS sweetie! Your profile says you're from N.C., I'm from Asheville but now live in Cali. Happy New Year!
flyho1 says – reply to this

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Ahhhhh hell to the naw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gum18 says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – yeah I got it, sorry. Ohh my parents have a beach house at cali. anyway thank you, happy new year to you as well!
lefty lady says – reply to this

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Would you please get your finger outta there! We're in public!
****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY**** says – reply to this

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i want sperm
tratowt says – reply to this

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Fuck u biatch! U look like a anorexic slug
11.21.08 <3 says – reply to this

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you fingered WHO behind my back?
bongo says – reply to this

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drop to your knees and suck my father off
fatbitch says – reply to this

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Hell yeah, I like dick too…..AND???
Busyface says – reply to this

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In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her, "Did I just see you sneak a cracker into your mouth? Spit it out! You need to keep skinny bitch so your hands and wrists stay skinny enough to fist my holes! You need to keep pounding me with your Lesbian Fists of Fury or you're out the door!"
Mentalist says – reply to this

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In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her _______. No Sam, tonight I AM Frank. You said we had to be Frank with each other and tonight is my night you little Ho. Oh and by the way does your Cootchie Coo kind of burn? Mine does, you need to be a little more careful with that wooden wee wee you carved, my poo poo sleave is full of friggin splnters.
Perezfan. says – reply to this

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lmao, perez. she was probably looking for her cancer sticks.

w00t!
Mentalist says – reply to this

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In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her _______. So I slept with Perez I'm not ashamed of it. He hit it like a wildman. And it felt good, real good.
lolo-roxie says – reply to this

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"BITCH GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY LIFE i dont want any more of ur fish" lmfaooooooooooo the couple of the year lmaoo
deerock says – reply to this

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she says…."You did what with my cocaine?!"
litzie says – reply to this

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"MAYBE my Daddy was right about you, Sam".
Nonymouse says – reply to this

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MY MOUTH LOOKS LIKE MY FLAPPING VAGINA!
DoutzenKroes<3 says – reply to this

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why the fuck do u always wear hats?
cmelilylo says – reply to this

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what The fuck are you wearing!… you look like a cancer patient!, you need to find someting else asaP…. bitCh!
climberguy says – reply to this

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"You're the reason why all my hair is falling out and I now have a forehead like Jude Law!"
Alaimo says – reply to this

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Congrats on your 2008 accomplishments but please realize, you are not a plural entity. Quit referring to yourself as "we" if you don't mind.
RayBan345 says – reply to this

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strappers for life!
Amander1234 says – reply to this

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In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her 'wtf is the reason why your still here!!!!!!'
Burly Girl Hurls Sidewalk Pizza says – reply to this

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…tells her….don't hug me so close. You've already pulled out three of my hair extensions.
Robbie Dee says – reply to this

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WHY in the HELL did you invite my father! What is he REALLY holding over you…the fact that you are a transgender? We ALL know that…tell us something new!
Hot Sweet Jamaican Manmilk says – reply to this

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for New Year's, I want some real jamaican man lovin'.
Lila71508 says – reply to this

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"why do you think that doode?!"
cattybitch says – reply to this

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just go lick off ( as in fuck off but since she is a lesiban she will have to go "lick off")
liz_goshhhhh says – reply to this

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what do you mean my cooch smells?!
Eat me says – reply to this

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wtf Sam you're only here because of me…or u better play my song
greasefan79 says – reply to this

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Lick my snatch and like it bitch!!!
britbritlover101 says – reply to this

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You did what to Ali ?!
helsy says – reply to this

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"OMG, you're lesbian?!"
MiSzACE says – reply to this

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i leave you outside for a second and you're already blabbing off to the media. Jeezuz you're like a fckng kid Sam, stay close to me and don't wander off!!
MiSzACE says – reply to this

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WHAT did you just fckng tell me ???…. SHUT UP! [Sam: But Linds …] I said SHUT UP!
Azura says – reply to this

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What daya mean you dont wanna loan me 100 ?

I know a fuckin ho who will… screw ya sam!

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