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Lindsay looks peeved while out pAArtying with her gal pal Ronson at SET in Miami Beach on Tuesday night.

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In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her _______.

[Image via Storms Media Group.]

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  1. 1

    no tuna for you!



  2. 2

    I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WEARING THAT HAT! I CAN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU! IT'S A FASHION DISASTER!!



  3. 3

    WTF do you mean you forgot to get batteries and the A.C. adaptor is broke!



  4. 4

    In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her "what do you mean you forgot the Blackberry?"



  5. 5

    why does your breath smell like Wilmer's dick?



  6. 6

    "you smell like shit"



  7. 7

    Babe, I'm wearing the strap-on Dildo tonight!



  8. 8

    Let go of my Eggo!



  9. 9

    we're out of BLOW?!



  10. 10

    "I thought you WERE a man!"



  11. 11

    it's TWO in the pink & ONE in the stink!



  12. 12

    Your dick is too small!!!



  13. 13

    I want weenie!!!



  14. 14

    your not getting to taste my fire tonight.



  15. 15

    you threw away my cigarettes! bitch ur gonna pay at home!



  16. 16

    intereseting



  17. 17

    "wait your not a man?" "what do you mean i owe you money?" "im the star bitch you are nothing just can turn tables!" "did you just say i cant act?? i can act just nobody needs a has been star right now." (wait i have more) your dick has to be this thick to fit in my mouth. OOOVER!



  18. 18

    woman



  19. 19

    "wait your not a man?" "what do you mean i owe you money?" "im the star bitch you are nothing just can turn tables!" "did you just say i cant act?? i can act just nobody needs a has been star right now." (wait i have more) "your dick has to be this thick to fit in my mouth." "OOOVER!"



  20. 20

    what have you done to my career?!



  21. 21

    don't stand so close to me!



  22. 22

    I'm just going in to turn tricks. I'll be out with the blow in ten.



  23. 23

    must you follow me everywhere?



  24. 24

    you stay here! I'll bring you a drink later!



  25. 25

    you want to date MY DAD!!!!!



  26. 26

    do you really think I'm gay?



  27. 27

    Re: lakashimi – Do you know Alice? are you her sister?



  28. 28

    you didn't see "I know who killed me"? Me neither….



  29. 29


  30. 30

    I'm leaving you for Rosie O'Donnell!



  31. 31

    You MEan Your Not A Dude!!??!!



  32. 32

    are we twins? why are we wearing the same shirt!?



  33. 33

    did you just pass gas?



  34. 34

    No you can't date Ali "she's only 13 you asshole!!!!



  35. 35

    can I borrow $20?

  36. Gum18 says – reply to this


    36


  37. 37

    you want me to do what?



  38. 38

    Your'e sporting wood right now arent you ."Come on tell me the truth">



  39. 39

    Re: harrybalsac – OMG! all of those….just too funny!!!



  40. 40

    Re: Gum18 – Go Heels!



  41. 41

    I am kissing someone else's labia's at midnight.



  42. 42

    Re: Milky Milky – I try.



  43. 43

    Why are you looking at his dick.Are you some kind of pervert.



  44. 44

    Re: devine – i know



  45. 45

    You dont think HarryBalsac is funny .What's wrong with you?



  46. 46

    "BITCH, THE ONLY TUNA YOU'RE GETTING TONIGHT WILL BE STARKIST!"
    .
    .
    .



  47. 47

    … take off that damn hat!

    Anyway, why does Lindsays face always look so dirty? She looks horrible! She use to be so pretty! Now she just looks like she never showers…



  48. 48

    I'm tellin' ya, he had a big red hat and he rammed his fist in my ass!



  49. 49

    Re: the last star – Thanks, your pretty goddamn funny yourself!



  50. 50

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T SHAVE BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE…………………….THAT HAIR ON YOUR FACE LOOKS REDICKULAS!!



  51. 51

    "Well you shouldn't have LET me dye it blonde; now it looks like I'm 60 years old. " Seriously - she may have the ugliest hair in Hollywood. Pull a Britney, shave it all off and start over.



  52. 52

    Mr. Lavendeira, you look fabulous! Thank you for inspiring us all. You're the queen of "making it happen," from professional success to reaching your health goals (a task that's harder than most people think)! Congratulations on another fabulous year, and your fabulous look…

    Well done!



  53. 53

    get your finger out of my twat

  54. AMO says – reply to this


    54

    Are you fucking kidding me with this? Quit bitching all the time. I'm still with you, damn…



  55. 55

    I'm not going to eat the corn out of your shit!

  56. aj says – reply to this


    56

    You let my mom buy the last 8 ball?!?!



  57. 57

    you didn't shave your vajayjay?!?!



  58. 58

    Re: harrybalsacRe: Big Black Dick – #9…#48……gold
    .

  59. Gum18 says – reply to this


    59

    Re: harrybalsac – what?



  60. 60

    I just realized everyone's right, YOU ARE FUGLY!



  61. 61

    You got the whiskey bitch!

  62. Gum18 says – reply to this


    62

    Re: harrybalsac – nvm i got it.



  63. 63

    …your crotch stinks bulldyke!!



  64. 64

    "I am NOT a six-pack! Take your thumb OUT of my cooter and your finger OUT of my asshole!"



  65. 65

    Re: Gum18 – UNC TARHEELS sweetie! Your profile says you're from N.C., I'm from Asheville but now live in Cali. Happy New Year!



  66. 66

    Ahhhhh hell to the naw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. Gum18 says – reply to this


    67

    Re: harrybalsac – yeah I got it, sorry. Ohh my parents have a beach house at cali. anyway thank you, happy new year to you as well!



  68. 68

    Would you please get your finger outta there! We're in public!



  69. 69

    i want sperm



  70. 70

    Fuck u biatch! U look like a anorexic slug



  71. 71

    you fingered WHO behind my back?



  72. 72

    drop to your knees and suck my father off



  73. 73

    Hell yeah, I like dick too…..AND???



  74. 74

    In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her, "Did I just see you sneak a cracker into your mouth? Spit it out! You need to keep skinny bitch so your hands and wrists stay skinny enough to fist my holes! You need to keep pounding me with your Lesbian Fists of Fury or you're out the door!"



  75. 75

    In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her _______. No Sam, tonight I AM Frank. You said we had to be Frank with each other and tonight is my night you little Ho. Oh and by the way does your Cootchie Coo kind of burn? Mine does, you need to be a little more careful with that wooden wee wee you carved, my poo poo sleave is full of friggin splnters.



  76. 76

    lmao, perez. she was probably looking for her cancer sticks.

    w00t!



  77. 77

    In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her _______. So I slept with Perez I'm not ashamed of it. He hit it like a wildman. And it felt good, real good.



  78. 78

    "BITCH GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY LIFE i dont want any more of ur fish" lmfaooooooooooo the couple of the year lmaoo



  79. 79

    she says…."You did what with my cocaine?!"



  80. 80

    "MAYBE my Daddy was right about you, Sam".



  81. 81

    MY MOUTH LOOKS LIKE MY FLAPPING VAGINA!



  82. 82

    why the fuck do u always wear hats?



  83. 83

    what The fuck are you wearing!… you look like a cancer patient!, you need to find someting else asaP…. bitCh!



  84. 84

    "You're the reason why all my hair is falling out and I now have a forehead like Jude Law!"



  85. 85

    Congrats on your 2008 accomplishments but please realize, you are not a plural entity. Quit referring to yourself as "we" if you don't mind.



  86. 86

    strappers for life!



  87. 87

    In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her 'wtf is the reason why your still here!!!!!!'



  88. 88

    …tells her….don't hug me so close. You've already pulled out three of my hair extensions.



  89. 89

    WHY in the HELL did you invite my father! What is he REALLY holding over you…the fact that you are a transgender? We ALL know that…tell us something new!



  90. 90

    for New Year's, I want some real jamaican man lovin'.



  91. 91

    "why do you think that doode?!"



  92. 92

    just go lick off ( as in fuck off but since she is a lesiban she will have to go "lick off")



  93. 93

    what do you mean my cooch smells?!



  94. 94

    wtf Sam you're only here because of me…or u better play my song :P



  95. 95

    Lick my snatch and like it bitch!!!



  96. 96

    You did what to Ali ?!

  97. helsy says – reply to this


    97

    "OMG, you're lesbian?!"



  98. 98

    i leave you outside for a second and you're already blabbing off to the media. Jeezuz you're like a fckng kid Sam, stay close to me and don't wander off!!



  99. 99

    WHAT did you just fckng tell me ???…. SHUT UP! [Sam: But Linds …] I said SHUT UP!

  100. Azura says – reply to this


    100

    What daya mean you dont wanna loan me 100 ?

    I know a fuckin ho who will… screw ya sam!

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