He Just Wants to Be Loved!
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Trouble just seems to follow former child star Gary Coleman whereever he goes.
In 2005, he settled in small town Utah for privacy and peace to no avail.
According to a new report, police officers have been called to assist or intervene with Coleman 21 times since he moved to Utah.
Drama queen!!!!
One of the more serious 'calls' took place in July 2007, where Coleman told the cops he had taken dozens of Oxycontin pills, was suicidal and "wanted to die."
Poor little guy. He's crying out for attention!
The corresponding police report states, "Gary … was upset that his girlfriend was breaking up with him. He calmed down and was cooperative and acknowledged he took approx(imately) 30-40 Oxycontin pills. He said he is suicidal and 'wanted to die'."
Coleman went on to marry the referenced girlfriend but it looks like the relationship problems carried on.
In April of this year, the cops paid a visit to a distraught Coleman who was threatening to harm himself because of marital problems.
We hope 2009 gets a lot better for the guy!
[Image via WENN.]
He's always been pathetic.
Jeez, what a head case this one is!
Maybe if can get a job as Trump's lawn jockey.
I THINK GARY JUST BROKE UP WITH JENNIFER ANISTON TOO!
This guy should call Pappa Spears as well
This guy is a joke.
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THE POOR LITTLE MAN!
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LG WOULD BE A WRECK TOO IF SHE COULD GO BOATING IN CENTRAL PARK'S RESERVOIR IN A VIOLIN CASE WITH CHOPSTIX FOR OARS!
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Poor Gary….
Re: harrybalsac – hey! you swt??
LG - good one!
Leona$: LOL!
Why didn't Gary Coleman's parents ever let him play in a sandbox?
They were afraid the cat would try to bury him!
Are we the blogging show or has perez got a new show? anyone?
I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM…HIS PARENTS STOLE FROM HIM AND TREATED HIM LIKE SHIT!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – They should have aborted the little niglet! Wouldn't have even had to use a coat hanger, they could have just used a paper clip!
Re: harrybalsac – a mutal hater friend forwarded me an email and i thought that you had sent it to her originally. i guess not.
LG: YOU'RE SO NAUGHTY! LOL
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Re: Milky Milky – HEY! LOOKING UDDERLY BEAUTIFUL!
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Re: BBBoricua – POBRESITO!
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Re: harrybalsac – WHOA!
Re: Turd_Ferguson – NOT FUNNY! AND VERY FUCKED UP!
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Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – thank you! i love your new avi. are you around this evening?
Re: Milky Milky – Yeah, diferent schedule this week. LG lol!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – THANKS!!! Enjoy your forty tonight at midnight! Or are you one of those "dry" negroes that only drinks grape soda?
Re: Milky Milky – yes, took me a minute, I thought it meant "still working today" ,DUH!
Re: Turd_Ferguson –
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WHY DON'T YOU DO LIKE A DOG AND LICK YOURSELF???
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IN ANOTHER WORDS, EAT A TURD!!!
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HOW DARE YOU ATTACK SUCH A POPULAR POSSE MEMBER AS HOT MONKEY!!!
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Re: Turd_Ferguson – #12.
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LG'S GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
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Re: Turd_Ferguson – HAHAHAHAHAHA NEGROES? YOU THINK I'M BLACK? YOU FUCKING IDIOT…GO FUCK YOURSELF! GOOD TIMES MORON!
Re: Milky Milky – FOR A LITTLE BIT, YOU?
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LG: THANK YOU MADAM!
Re: Turd_Ferguson – I DON'T HAVE TO BE BLACK TO FIND YOUR COMMENTS REPULSIVE…YOU FUCKING IGNORANT ASSHOLE!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – haha. he thinks you are a brotha!
He should be in porn. There's a demand for little guys.
2009= r.i.p. Gary Coleman.
Wow thats wild! He's came a long way since Different Stroakes. I think that was the 80'sshow where he was well known for saying "wheres willis"? Anyways, I think the important question to ask Coleman is why Utah?? Seriously?
Re: thatsnotfab – wow harshnesss
MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS A JOB. MAYBE SOMEONE COULD HIRE HIM TO BE A FIRE HYDRANT.
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TEE HEE. THANK YOU NEW YORK…BOW…I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
You're not black?! You fooled me. You look, sound, and act black. You're on the internet all day so I thought you were on welfare as well. What the hell are you?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO MUNCKINLAND AND REPRESENT THE LOLLIPOP GUILD YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH~!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – OH CHILE! WHAT'S UP GIRLFRIENDS? IT'S TOO EASY AND TOO MUCH FUN TO MAKE FUN OF GARY COLEMAN!!!!!
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I WANT ALL MY LAMBS TO HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE. MY REAL PARTY IS TOMORROW SO I TURNED DOWN A TON OF INVITATIONS FOR TONIGHT. I'M GONNA WATCH RYAN SEACREST AND PONDER WHEN HE'LL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!! I'M PANTING FOR HIS MUSKY TIGHT ROUND LITTLE ASS!!
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HOLLER AT ME HO'S! HOLLER AT A HO!!
Re: Harry Johnson – YAWN BITCH!
I do think because of his size people pick on him a lot. I mean they are a lot more aggressive than they would be with a normal sized person…it has probably just fueled his paranoia and depression.
Sad story.
Re: jimmyjazz –
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JIMMY DEAR LG SIMPLY ADORES YOUR DESCRIPTIONS–SO VIVID DARLING!!!
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"MUSKY TIGHT ROUND LITTLE ASS…"
CREATIVE WRITING DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT, SCRUMPTIOUS!
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Re: Harry Johnson – I LOOK, SOUND AND ACT BLACK? SO YOU HAVE SEEN ME? YOU HAVE HEARD MY VOICE? AND SEEN MY GESTURES?NONE OF WHICH CAN BE ACHIEVED ON PH DUMBFUCK! WTF…YOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING POSTER EVER!
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D.I.S.S. HAS GOT YOUR BACK, DARLING!!!
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XOXO,
LG!
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Re: Harry Johnson –
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YOU HORRID CRETIN, HOW DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY'S ON "ALL DAY" IF YOU'RE NOT YOURSELF, YOU SHIT-EATING SHUT-IN!!!
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I don't know why he moved to Santaquin. He's the only black guy in town. Not to mention he's vertically challenged. He needs some serious therapy. I can't believe that girl is still with him,
LG: I LOVE HOW THOSE "STALKERS" SAY "YOU'RE ON ALL DAY"…HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW…ARE THEY THE PH POLICE?…THEY ARE THE MORONS KEEPING TRACK OF WHAT I'M DOING!
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MUCH MONKEY LOVE TO YOU!
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I LOVE HOW THE MORON SAID "I LOOK BLACK" HAHAHAHAHA
Re: jimmyjazz – holla jj….woop it up for mama
HANG IN THERE BUDDY - EVERYONE GOES THROUGH TOUGH TIMES
GOOD ALWAYS FOLLOWS BAD !!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – I agree! That's just wrong.
LG! You are right about that! Don't fuck with DISS!
XO! LG and all!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Great job standing up to those assholes (Turd_Ferguson & Harry Johnson)!!!!!!!!!!!! I also find their comments repulsive and I'm glad you defended yourself and others against their ignorance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy New Year!!!!!!
Re: Harry Johnson – Re: Turd_Ferguson – FUCK YOU…………………pathetic, ignorant racist assholes!
Damn. I shit turds prettier than that ugly little fucker.
Re: Assume the Position! –
You again. I thought you died already. You must be a real sensitive type guy to be pissed off at me and the Turd. Do you have a template to copy and paste all your profanity? It seems like all of your responses read the same. You have no thought process to reply reasonably.
I was just thinking when I saw his picture…I wonder when I will see that he has killed himself…he is really tragic.
It must be a life disaster to only be half a man.
Re: mamajud – I SURE WILL WOOP IT UP FOR YOU MISS THING. HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL MY LITTLE LAMBS! LET'S HOLLER AND MAKE A LOT OF FUCKING NOISE THIS YEAR!!!
Well, if you'd ever been to where he lives, there's not much else to do there, unless you feel like tipping some cows…..and I don't mean the girls that live there!! It's a pretty boring place. I think most of the reports are because people won't leave him alone, which is pretty sad. Of course, when the only other celebrities around are Osmonds, there's not too many celebrities to bother!
Why would he waste 30-40 oxys??? If he sold those, he would have made more money than he has in the last 15 years total.
Poor Arnold…
It's bad enough Not to be able to dance. It's bad enough not to be able to rap. It's bad enough to play basketball BUT having a 1 1/2 inch tookie like Perez is just too much for any guy?
you gotta feel sorry for this guy.
His own parents ripped him off.