The Pivert Not Too Poisoned To Pick Up Chicks
It's so nice to know that despite the discomfort and fatigue of mercury poisoning, which forced him to "tear himself away" from his work, Jeremy Piven could still find the strength within himself to pick up a model in New York.
The Pivert was on the prowl at Britney's circus-themed birthday bash and his latest victim is model-turned-waitress Ashley Chontos.
He's so smitten with the 23-year-old (who was actually only his second choice that night, but hey, Piverts can't be choosy), that he's going to ditch his mama for the Golden Globes and fly Ashley out to the West Coast to accompany him on the red carpet January 10th
He charmed Chontos with a mass text message to all the numbers he had gathered up that night that read, "Come to my room - whoever responds first gets me for the night."
Wow, that makes them both desperate. And gross.
They're perfect for each other!
After pulling out of Speed the Plow (To the relief of co-stars), the Pivert went to Bangkok, where he is receiving "treatment" for his "poisoning." Chontos, meanwhile, is in Miami, working on her tan for her red carpet debut.
If it even lasts that long.
[Image via WENN.]
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omg. i am on the tshirt above!
damn it. it's gone now.
Nothing like a little stink to make ya feel better!
If that text message is true that's really disgusting. So low class. Jeremy, you're 43 years old, don't you think it's time to stop whoring around? There's nothing wrong with dating, even dating a lot, but "come to my room - whoever responds first gets me for the night"?? That's just gross.
like, omg again. i am first.
Re: Milky Milky – What's this e-mail thing you speak of?
Stop hating him!
FIRST
Re: Milky Milky – Yeah, swt, that's me!
did he really send that text???? wow.
Re: Milky Milky – OMG, you're first! Like for real. Like you need like a fruit basket or something. Like for real. Like you rock!
He can do whatever he wants to as long as he 's got the money!!
16th
Re: harrybalsac – did you forward to freak girl a new dawning email?
Re: MegLovesPerez – no…sorry, i am first. now, bow to the cow.
Re: _Alice_ – i'll take a tit squeeze if you're handing them out!
I don't know why you hate him so much, he's not so bad…
He is such a douche!! Why is he even famous? He is not attractive whatsoever!! I would never lay a hand on him! Major fug!
Re: MP – Exactly what MP said. Jeremy can't be that full of himself…does his Momma know about that text message? When is Jeremy going to tell Momma that there will be no more red carpet?
he used to be half decent looking. he looks like a fucking coke head now.. bleck
So what else is new? Old man wanting something younger. It probably will last long enough for her to get some press.
Let's hope he gets back to the US safely from Thailand. He had to all the way over there to get treated? What happened to US medicine? Hmmm . . . . . . .
I'd still fuck it.
He should have come to Jamaica. I've got a special recipe cure for what ails him. If you know what I'm saying.
Re: Hot Sweet Jamaican Manmilk – holy shit….look at you !
Re: mamajud – first topper….now this…..could be my lucky year!
hmmmm…..I think it's kinda funny. I mean, clearly it's working for him, so I think the more pathetic and disgusting thing is WHO ARE these girls who go for creepy pick ups like this??? lol
She's a model turned waitress? she is ambitious!
Whoever gets to his room first, gets a lifetime of:
* Chlamydia
* Gonorrhea
* Herpes Simplex
* HIV/AIDS
* HPV
* Syphilis
* Trichomoniasis
Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes Simplex,HIV/AIDS, HPV, Syphilis, Trichomoniasis
will be the sprinting waitresses fate.
kathie! knows.. she was there last night.
Soap & Water… Soap & Water.
Make to wipe front to back.
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MERCURY ATTACKS EVERY ORGAN IN THE BODY YOU DUMB-FUCK. IT'S NO JOKING MATTER AND IT'S STILL IN OUR'S AND OUR ANIMALS VACCINES. DON'T VACCINATE WITH VACCINES THAT CONTAIN MERCURY.
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MERCURY IS STILL IN SOME VACCINES. MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE INGREDIENTS BEFORE YOU INJECT YOURSELF WITH THIS POISON. IT CAUSES AUTISM ALSO NO MATTER HOW MUCH PEOPLE TELL YOU THE OPPOSITE.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
BTW: YOUR FANS ARE MORONS!
AND STOP DELETING MY POSTS YOU PIG!
the dudes on major cocaine
Yesterday's New York Post listed him as one of the celebrities who died in 2008….they said as far as his theatrical career is concerned, he may as well be. What a dickwad.
Is this a picture of that poor Street Person I heard got pushed to the ground for messing with some guys car, then dies after hitting his head?
she's still a model, a successful one if that
she is actually really sweet and nice.
leave the poor girl alone
I bet he took her temp. and I hope she gets checked out.
I don't care for him. My opinion of him is that he thinks he can act and he is like God's gift to earth…well get down from that cloud you are a conceidet pompous a**.
Wow, that is an insane coke nose!!!! How much do you have to do to make your nose bloody???? He's gonna pull a John Belushi this year, I can feel it.
what a dirt bag… he reminds me of my ex boyfriend… so in love with themselves they don't realize how disgusting they are to everyone else…P.S. YOUR TOO OLD FOR THAT YOU DOUCHE