The "Real" Reason Why Barkley Was Speeding
Filed under: Zportz > Legal Matters > Busted!
As we mentioned yesterday, former NBA star Charles Barkley was arrested early Wednesday morning on suspicion of drunk driving.
But, now, new details have been released and we now know why he was in such a hurry.
Apparently, he was rushing to go get a BLOW JOB!
Barkley told Arizona cops that he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier." One which he described as "the best one he had ever had in his life."
And according to the Gilbert Police Department report, police asked him just where he was going. He responded with, "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job and 3 grams of coke."
Idiot!
What blowjob is worth an arrest?
He was also heard telling a cop that "I'll tattoo your name on my ass," if it would get him out of the DUI charge.
The idiot Barkley, who once said he planned on running for governor of Alabama, was busted after he failed field sobriety tests.
He was cited for a misdemeanor charge and later released at the scene.
He needs to be slapped!
who gives a fuk about him, he's a dickfuker.
BULLSHIT. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS STORY.
I wonder how much of this is true?
Chuck….. why didnt you just have her come to you? Loser
YUCK! but story sounds as fishy as how he stinks down there.
Re: kathie! YUCK! but story sounds as fishy as how he stinks down there. –
How do you know how he stinks down there? Was it cause you were just there? Women stink of fish, not men. Unless of course he just got slimed by a woman.. then he'd smell like one.
So you are basically saying vaginas stink?
BTW I read this story on TMZ about 6 hours ago. I wonder where Perez read the "details" *rolleyes*
Blowjobs from tricks and men's names tattooed on his ass.
Yep. He'll make an excellent governor of Alabama.
He'd make a great governor here in NY now that we lost classy Spitzer!
Gotta love that Charles. I live here in Phoenix and believe it, it's true. The word is all over. He just got caught, Scottsdale is known for that kind of shit. But I'm sure his defense will be that he only said those things because he was DRUNK…
hey Jubilee, he would do alot better then tax everything in sight Patterson. Remember everyone-go to NY state's goverment site-find Patterson's site(one day I will spell his name right), hit contact him, hit email, than email him your quailications for Senator of New York. Don't worry if you don't live in New York-Hillary did not live here when she considered the job. and don't worry that you don't have the qualifications-if you are at least 35 yo, you probably have more experience than Caroline Kennedy. HURRY-she is getting closer to the top of the list!!!!!!!!
oh, and perez, don't tell me you would not risk arrest for a good bj. that is, if this story is even true. you got to stop adding your 'sarastic' comments into articles, some people are having trouble telling whether it is the article or you trying to make funny. Most 'writers' separate their comments () so readers know.
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A MAN WITH HIS INTELLECT???
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AMERICAN SOCIETY NEEDS TO QUIT REWARDING DOUCHEBAGS LIKE HIM (WELL, ALL ATHLETES REALLY) WITH KAJILLION DOLLAR CONTRACTS AND PAYING TEACHERS MORE!!!
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ONLY THEN WILL THE POOR STILL BE ABLE TO ORDER A HAMBURGER AND FRIES WHEN THE "COMPUTER IS DOWN"AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT SINCE NONE OF THE EMPLOYEES KNOW HOW TO GIVE CHANGE FROM $5 FOR A $2.16 ORDER!!!
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AND ANOTHER THING–NO MORE FOOTBALL POLLUTING THE MINDS OF THE YOUNG ONES EVERY SUNDAY AFTERNOON!!! REPLACE IT WITH "QUEER AS FOLK" RE-RUNS TO TEACH THE TRUE FAMILY VALUES OF LOVE, TOLERANCE, AND ACCEPTANCE!!!!!
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Still can't believe Madonna used to hit that!
I find him nasty!!
Ulgh, I don't want to think about him in the combination of blowjobs. He should just go on with making music and shtt it.
Pig.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
You are infinitely uglier on the inside than you are on the outside Perez.
BTW: YOUR FANS ARE MORONS!
Re: Laylayna – #15.
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USED TO??? WHO DO YOU THINK HE WAS RUSHING TO GET THE BJ FROM, HONEY?
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Now that's funny. Haters STFU. Clinton did the same thing and would still get elected if he could serve a third term.
Thought he was married?
GROSS PIG
Re: Laylayna –
WHat do you mean Madge is nasty herself
What blowjob is worth an arrest?
OH PEREZ, you homos just don't get it.
What a dumbass. He has a gambling problem, too.
You are a racist, Perez. Just like every other White piece of shit. If Barkley were white, you wouldn't say any word about him being arrested or trying to pick up a prostitute. You White People make me sick with all your hatred and racism.
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HOW EMBARRASSING !! WHAT AN IMMATURE IDIOT !! AND HE WANTS TO MAKE BLACK PEOPLE PROUD
Re: HiHater Now that's funny. Haters STFU. Clinton did the same thing and would still get elected if he could serve a third term –
Clinton didn't get impeached for getting a BJ. He got impeached for lying under oath.
This would make a great story. Many great stories are posted on thestoryworld board.
Oh, snap!
Hi LG, I agree with you on teachers getting paid more. Amen!
I thought he told the cop that he had a little prostate problem and had to pee so bad t was dripping in his shorts? The cop almost bought the strory because he said there was a stong smell of urine on his clothes but then he realized thae stains were several days old. this story is probably not true?
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – I hate to break it to you (not really) but Perez is Cuban, not white. Sheesh.
WHAT A DUMBASS
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Calm down brutha! You seem to be the racist up in this bitch!
Re: ObamaistheMessiah –
Sounds like you are the racist. ps Obama is half black
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Your mommy never gave you the boob did she?
Now, THAT'S an man's reason!!! At least he his not lying!
wow Re: ObamaistheMessiah – i'm not racist but some of you black people are fucking ignorant. shit isn't always gonna be just because "your black"…. and that's not true cause perez has done shit like this about white ppl too.
Re: ObamaistheMessiah –
How come I get the feeling your just wanting to start stuff? damn trolls
Ladies take notice!!! The #1 reason why men cheat is to receive Oral Sex. #1 request for all hookers.
Re: Keepinmypimphandstrong –
He definitely needs to be slapped. But also, what kind of man is speeding around the corner to see some street hoe? I mean really. I'd much rather know he was looking for blow then a hoe.
Re: uhmmm! –
You will get the shit beat out of you for some dumb shit like that… matter of fact, I a baffled by the amount of ignorance and racism I see on this site. But I have to rep hookers and black people. Hey dumb ass, you've inspired me
Re: ObamaistheMessiah –
Are you on crack?! You are making black people look stupid and here I am defending you. Can you say Hugh Grant? This site is about pop culture. Learn the history of your argument and I will try and read all posts before getting offended.lol. Oh, and as much as we love Obama… he's still half white
that Barkley is cuckoo!!!
LOL
Re: Diamondhearted – well yea dumb ass that's why i say it online. do you think im just gonna go up to black people and say that? uhhh NO! but i apologize not only black ppl are ignorant. everybody is to a certain extent. but w/e im glad i have inspired you.
omg, wht an effing humungo sized douche!
Who set his face on fire, and put it out with an ice-pick? BARF-LY Aack. Horrible skin. Can you say …..HAMBURGER?
He's got a wife. He's such an idiot at times.
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Are you serious? You think Perez is racist? most of the stuff on here is about white people honey. What site have you been looking on? I hardly ever see anything about any black person so you should seriously look around before judging.
people like you annoy me. Not everything said about a black person is a racial slur. Sometimes it's just an unbiased statement. Perez can't help it if barkley wants to make himself look like a retarded ass in front of a bunch of people. All Perez does is tell us about it. And if you don't like that he does that, why the fuck are you on his website. There's something called turning the other cheek sweetie. Try it sometime.