Just Another Day In The Life Of Wacko Jacko
Filed under: Michael Jackson
We know that when we go out shopping (to a book store in particular), we always try to find our weirdest outfit to wear.
But Wacko Jacko takes the cake, hailing from another planet to come purchase some Earthling literature. He was probably looking for our book. It's not out yet silly!
Good thing he brought an umbrella - book stores are known to occasionally turn stormy all of a sudden!
Also good that MJ is providing jobs during these economically tight times with his Personal Umbrella Holder. How much do you think a PUH gets paid?
[Image via National Photo Group.]
Posted: January 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Lisa Presley: Girl, you made the RIGHT move.
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DOUCHE!
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www.slumberpartiesbymichelerohlfs.com
Thriller and Beat it and now he sucks.fuker
This would never happened if you Yankees hadn't set them free! The South will rise again! White Power!
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I'm singing in the rain,
I'm singing in the rain…
What a glorious feeling.
I'm happy again !
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
Hi hot monkey love obama, I love obama too, can't wait till Jan. 20th. 12:00 noon. NO more Bushwacked.
BIG GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEREZ IS NO LONGER GAY!!!! HE JUST TURNED STRAIGHT AT 10:05 THIS MORNING AND HE IS AIDS FREE!!!! HE IS INTO GIRLS NOW AND CURRENTLY LOOKING….
WE ARE SO HAPPY FOR YOU PEREZ!!!!!!! CONGRADULATIONS. *MUAH!*
This guy needs some serious help…
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – exactly. 8 fucking yrs of that asshole was enough to last for generations to come…
Re: Turd_Ferguson – The South will never rise again, you're living in the fucking darkages, fukhead. I live Deeper South than anyone, and trust me when I say that there are less white=ez than anyone else..so shut your fucking teeth.
*sigh*
i wish michael hadn't turned out so fuckin weird, he was the most amazing thing back then. : [
Poor Wacko!
He's looking good these days.
NUT BAR…..
Re: LaDiva welcomes 2009…. –
As long as we learn from the experience, no more Bushwhacks in the white house. You know they are trying to get jebbyboy in the senate, so look at…bitches..mark and effen remember…always.
Re: orchidgirl – DO YOU SING IN THE RAIN…..?
Re: imawesome – LMFAO!!! He'll probably hook up with LaDiva. Give her a big old Cleveland Steamer!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SEXY!
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – HEY! YOU KNOW MY AVI PIC IS OF OBAMA? LOL
Re: Long Dong Connery –
Your ding dong fell off. It's in your drink.haha
Re: Jones19 – LOL! not really! how is wearing a mask "looking good these days"???? I think u mean he's looking BAD these days….ya dunce.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
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Hot Monkey,
Happy New Year and all the best to you !
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Kisses
how much you pay your PUH depends on whether you molested them as a child
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
I know, that was really tricky and cute of you. I love it. His ass and face is sexyboy. How could anyone say no to him and our hilary. What a fucking unimaginable DREAMTeamUSA. We rok, no
more Communism. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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This is almost as hilarious as the Indian sari with arab kuffeyah on his head he wore last month.
Is his face falling apart? Geez. I don't even wanna know what's underneath that mask. I miss the days when he was "normal."
Re: Turd_Ferguson – Hey fuckface i left you alone for a reason. However if u wanna resume this beef with me, i will not back down asswipe…
I'd hide that face too.
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – #21 LMAO! YOU'RE SO CRAZY
AND VERY ENTERTAINING!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Re: Long Dong Connery –
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I do. Usually tunes from "Nutcracker" (-:
Please don't tell me that place is INDOORS!
Re: LaDiva welcomes 2009…. – Who the hell are YOU?!?
Re: LaDiva welcomes 2009…. – DON'T BOTHER…TURD IS A SOCIALLY INADEQUATE PUTO WITH A CHORIZITO! EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S FULL OF SHIT! HE CALLED ME A "NEGRO" A COUPLE DAYS AGO! jajajaja
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HE'S A MORON…HE CAN GO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF HIS DADDY'S FAT WHITE ASS!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – that fucking bitchass needs a drill up his puto ass. His name is appropriate b/c el es mierda…
why do all the talented entertainers of the world end up crazy? michael jackson (amazing dancer and singer), britney spears(amazing dancer/entertainer), amy whinehouse (amazing singer) … to name a few and beyonce is on her way to crazy … mariah has pretty much already gone there as well.
Re: Turd_Ferguson – I am somebody. Your the shit ppl shit on… Appropriately so…
Plug the book, post a blog, plug the book, post a blog plugging the book. I ain't buying it, and I hope to God no one else does either - why don't YOU post your own "shiteous reviews"?
LOL, PEREZ, DO YOU REALLY THINK THE KING OF POP EVEN KNOWS A LOSER DOUCHEBAG LIKE YOU EVEN EXISTS?
Who cares about him…I want to know about that sexy bodyguard!!!!!
The guy holding the umbrella is a relative of Michaels.. His pay isn't that spectacular but a very cool/interesting job for a young man.. Everything but the girl!!
www.myspace.com/kingmoneytut
is it me, or does his nose look a little flattened out under that surgical mask!?
Re: orchidgirl – Oh Lord you are a crazy ass white girl! Why the hell are you singing? Stay off the drugs honey. Although my cousin Leroy can hook you up whenever you need to escape from your sorry ass life!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Oh, MONO SALSERO, you crack me up! Ese "pedacito de mierdita" is really annoying!
He is ill, He has some kind of photosensitivity because of his Lupus and his Vitiligo's treatment. If he wants to stay alive, HE MUST WEAR those strange outfits.
Sunlight exposure can cause him cancer.
I don't know about you perez, but I'm not used to make fun of ill people.
PUH! LOL! ill be a puh to MJ or Britney!
Badass!!
Only Wacko Jacko would need an umbrella in a damn store. Off the wall indeed!
he was buying kids books to keep them entertained after ass raping them.they read while he trys to get hard again. sic fuck
Perez Hates Me °°
Why can't someone assassinate this idiotic child molester already??????
you. are. hilarious.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS LOSER ANYMORE
GUESS WHAT MICHAEL…?
IT AIN'T FUCKIN' 1983 ANYMORE
IDIOT.
GO MOLEST SOME KIDS FREAK.
they should make a scary movie where the villain looks just like him…he is a scary looking mother fucker
Why are you always talking about Michael?? No respect… Michael Jackson is by far the most talented, loving, down to earth, intelligent man. I wish more people could see the good in him instead of looking at bad things said on media sites like this and in magazines and tv about him. Damn he can't even go into a bookstore without being compared to a damn alien. Damn that is harsh. Obviously he could give a damn about what folks say about him or he wouldn't come out in his pajama pants, slippers etc. I wish I had strength like him… I see alot of people talking shit about you Perez and it aint right and I'm sure you don't like it so why do you constantly talk mess about Michael Jackson?? Quit calling him Wacko Jacko; that is not his name. Gosh leave him alone people.
Re: MISTERMARK – You are terribly wrong…. People like me who are his fans; even those who aren't his fans who choose to not by into the lies about him do care about Michael Jackson. Yes in 1983 was the "Thriller" era before all of the negative hooblah Michael Jackson has been thriving even after the 80's. Get your facts right. There are more people who care about Michael then there are people like you who judge and don't care to know about this great man. Were all entitled to our own opinions but I just had to call you on this one. Happy New Year and you will be eating your words once he realeases another album this year!
:( i didn't understand the britney spears joke in the pic
why does he need the umbrella INSIDE??!!! we know he has vamopish issues, what with all the sugery(we couldnt have him looking human now could we?) why inside?????? It's like wearing shades inside when your not chipmunk'd
A perez…don't be hating cuz Micheal's balling again!!!
Are the MASSIVE lips and the SUPER WIDE nose on that guy assisting him REAL or is it just a disguise?
love you Mike! …the only celebrity I actualy respect
oh my god i heard about micheal jackson not showing his face in the book store in beverly hills last night on tmz i would be glad if the papparazzi took my picture when i was just chillin one day at home i'm just reading a romance novel set in france , england at 1781 and 18oo's miss bianca
oh my god i heard about micheal jackson not showing his face in the book store in beverly hills last night on tmz i would be glad if the papparazzi took my picture when i was just chillin one day at home i'm just reading a romance novel set in france , england at 1781 and 18oo's miss bianca how out of touch is m jackson not showing his face buy the book no one cares it's old news life goes on
So sad. I hope someone is keeping a close eye on his kids. It's frightening to think that this man is raising children.
Wouldn't a bag over his head do just as good a job?
Re: KingMoneyTut – Sounds like he is really sick and I notice the surgical mask. I love Michael Jackson and can't say anything bad about him. I would hate being ill and having people be mean to me.
Re: MJ fan59 – I agree with you on this one.
Re: BillieJean – I love him too! People can be so mean and cruel.
OMG, Perez. It's always about YOU, isn't it? Who cares about your stupid book? By the way, You SUCKED ASS in 'Another Gay Movie'. I had to fast forward through the sections you were in, because I couldn't handle how much you suck. When are you 15 minutes going to be OVER?