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We're less than a handful of days away until the release of Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons!!!!!!

And, in addition to a media blitz next week in NYC, we're going on a book tour.

Hopefully you will be able to join Perez at one of the signings!

Here are all the deets:

Tuesday, January 6th
Borders Books & Music
Columbus Circle
10 Columbus Circle
New York City, NY 10019
7:00 P.M.

Saturday, January 10th
Barnes & Noble
Mall of America
118 E. Broadway
West Market @ MOA
Bloomington, MN 55425
3:00 P.M.

Sunday, January 11th
Borders Books & Music
1500 16th St, Ste D
Oak Brook, IL 60523
4:00 P.M.

Wednesday, January 14th
Barnes & Noble
The Grove
189 Grove Drive
Los Angeles, CA 90036
7:00 P.M.

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  1. 1

    Ooh I might drive up to meet you in Oak Brook!

    first?



  2. 2

    helllooooooo….what about us in San Francisco???!!!!????!!!???
    I can't go to any of these book signings!! I'm not driving five hours to L.A perez!



  3. 3

    ya, like anyone is going to buy your book ugly, it'll be right up there with your " fashion line" - pure garbage, more cultural landfill from a grotesque, hateful retard



  4. 4

    I wish I was gonna be back in the city by January 6th…so I could punch you square in your ugly face.



  5. 5

    OAK BROOK? WHY NOT CHICAGO? BUT I'M STILL GOING



  6. 6

    Cool. I hope it's as successful as your Hot Topic line!



  7. 7

    That book is sooooooo gonna fail. I might pick it up for a dollar in a month or two.



  8. 8

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    YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! I'LL BE THERE! OMG WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?!
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  9. 9

    Why write a book when you blog every fucking day? I smell an epic fail… kinda like your "fashion" line!!!



  10. 10

    oo book tour how cool



  11. 11

    AHHHH SEE YOU IN NYC!
    omg im so effing excited.



  12. 12

    soooo what i want to know is, if you hate perez so much why the fuck are you on his site? not only on his site but letting it be known that your on it by leaving a comment!
    P.S. oh yeah and how is your clothing line doing anariablue? thats what i thought, don't fuckin have one now do ya! retard!



  13. 13

    Oak Brook? See you there bitch!



  14. 14

    That's too funny that you'll be in Oak Brook! My boyfriend & I may just have to go! Will you sign my 8-month pregnant belly? :-)



  15. 15

    hopefully more people will show up than the 7 people that came to your hot topic launch!



  16. 16

    what about Portland, OR?
    you would love it here! :)



  17. 17

    Don't forget about Detroit Perez!!



  18. 18

    Perez how could you not come to MIAMIIIIIII!!!!

    =[



  19. 19

    why would anybody buy your book when they can just read your blogs?! Dumb Dumb Dumb. YOU are not better than those washed up celebrities doing playboy or a reality shows! LAME. YOU should just concentrate on this site Perez since you lost weight you rather kiss celebrity ass—i mean— hang out with your celebrity friends, this site is going down the toilet!!!! and PLEASE stop posting so many goddamned pictures of your fugly ass!



  20. 20

    Re: Im So Fabulous I Piss Glitter – Love your name - just beautiful.



  21. 21

    I'm gonna laugh when no one shows up. Plus I saw your clothing line is on the clearance rack at Hot Topic. rotfl. Good job Perez.



  22. 22

    PEREZ! i will see you in Oak Brook!
    although you shouldve done it in Chicago :]

    still can!



  23. 23

    woooww could you be original at all?!?! first you take paris's last name..now keeping up with the hiltons??..oh please you copied keeping up with the kardashians! MAKE YOUR OWN SHIT UP!!!..no one is going to buy your book!!!



  24. 24

    I will see you at M.O.A.!!!!
    Soooo excited!!!

    **AND THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON HERE? YOUR LAME!!!!!!**



  25. 25

    Hi Perez!!! Please come to Boston!!



  26. 26

    you would think that you would come to miami????? mr westchester!!!!!
    bring that libro to miami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  27. 27

    We hate you not just because of your "talent", talent to fail so many things, but fail as a human being. WE are here to trash you because you trash people just because. If your fans feel that they love you so much they should have supported your failure stupid clothing line already and obvious they didnt. Either you were the one who is typing the supporting message or someone who only come here to read your blog for boredom. Either or you still fail because your book sucks so is your blog!



  28. 28

    yay!!! cya in oak brook!



  29. 29

    Re: Mistress – g'new year to you and yours!!



  30. 30

    Re: ashmarie3247 – wouldn't make any sense if we said only nice things to the queen of hate



  31. 31

    50 years ago President Fidel Castro ousted that corrupt dictator Fulgencia Batista. Viva the Revolucion ! Happy Anniversary Perez, you should be proud of Cuba !



  32. 32

    You'll be here on Dia de los Reyes!? No, thanks.

  33. Fire says – reply to this


    33

    FAT BOY…, what a LARGE book tour!
    *
    Wow the publishers must really believe in yoooooooou!!!!
    *

    All of 5 cities!

  34. Fire says – reply to this


    34

    Re: antiperesite – LOL! totally agree!!!!



  35. 35

    Seriously? THAT's the book cover design? With all the talented gays you know, this cluttered mess is the best you could do? Sad.



  36. 36

    I'd love to come, but you'll be in NY the day before I get there, and I won't be in MN on the 10th… :(



  37. 37

    See you at the MOA! :)

  38. C- says – reply to this


    38

    When are you coming to Atlanta bitch? We love you here!



  39. 39

    Jeez, Pervez, I'm hoping your book makes it to Paperback. We have a book exchange that allows a "2 for 1", so I can trade in my copy of "Dianetics" and a years worth of "Awake". I hope your next book will be more revealing about your early years, who influenced you the most, how you evolved into a vicious queen, why the phrase "No fats–No fems" has affected your personal sex life, what or who made you so hateful. There must be a reason for your arrested development. Why do you identify with 13 year old girls? I really want to know the real Mario.



  40. 40

    Fat Mario you need a reality check. You will sell as many books as you did pink flip flops before they canned the line. People care less about the Hiltons than they do you and that's not saying very much. You're so desperate to become rich and famous you will sell your soul to the devil.



  41. 41

    Lmfao.

    Your clothing line did so well so I can see why you would want a book meeting.

    You may even get DOUBLE the amount of people at your signing, so that would be, what? 8?



  42. 42

    Perez, come to DC!!! :)



  43. 43

    OMJJJJ! I'm so exciteddddd! I can't wait to see you in Oak Brook!



  44. 44

    Ugh. Of course you come to Minneapolis AFTER I move back home from there :( :( :( :( :(



  45. 45

    AHHHH! wooOhhhhhhhhhhhhh! IM SO EXCCCITEEDDDD! ILLL SEEE YOU IN OAKBROOOOOOKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  46. 46

    PEREZ U GOTTA COME DOWN TO SOUTH FLORIDA!! im an hour drive to miami



  47. 47

    xP Why can't your book signing be earlier than 7 freaking P.M.!? I got stuff to do dude!



  48. 48

    YAY! You coming to the MOA!!! I hope to see you there and meet you finally!

    What are you doing Friday night? Going to any hot clubs in town?



  49. 49

    Why no Canada!?



  50. 50

    WHY aren't you coming to CHICAGO???? I thought for sure you'd make it to the windy city. FYI Oak Brook is NOT CHICAGO! Some of us don't drive around here. I'm sorry that I have to miss you, it makes me very sad.



  51. 51

    come out to the ATX, Perez! We LOVE you here!!!

  52. KLS says – reply to this


    52

    No Seattle?!?!?! Come on, we love to read here!!!



  53. 53

    Re: Alaimo – look up duran duran's last album "red carpet massacre", perez's book cover is amazingly "similar" to it.



  54. 54

    only 4 cities???? LAME.



  55. 55

    dang it! perez, your like my favorite person EVER. and i reeaally want to meet you but oak brook is 2 hours and 46 minutes away! :'( this sucks.



  56. 56

    what about san francisco!!????



  57. 57

    MIAMI BAYBEH!!!
    DID YOU FORGET ABOUT HOME ALREADYY??
    Good ol times around little habana! and Dolphin Mall?? come on noww Perezz!!!!



  58. 58

    yay perez!!! ill be there for the oak brook signing! can't wait!



  59. 59

    What no Seattle area signings?!



  60. 60

    come to philly, perez!!!!!



  61. 61

    Re: therob – gettum!!!



  62. 62

    ill see you at oak brook my dear



  63. 63

    If the girls next door can do a book signing in Vegas- YOU had better add Vegas to your tour!!!



  64. 64

    $
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    OAK BROOK IL? WTF? y don't u come to Phoenix? *sheesh*!
    $
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    $



  65. 65

    anyway you can come to ireland? ;)



  66. 66

    OMG!!! See you at the MOA Perez!!!!! :)



  67. 67

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u really care about your fans luv u hope to see you in losangales



  68. 68

    Oh I'm so excited, I will for sure be at MOA!!!!



  69. 69

    come to arizona, silly!



  70. 70

    Yay!!! I'm so excited to meet you at the MOA! I'm so pleased that you've decided to come to chilly Minnie!!! :) I'd LOOOoooOOOOVE to hit up some downtown fun with you the night before your signing (which I most definitely will be attending). Get in touch with me, if you like, and we can set something up… ;}



  71. 71

    nyc here i come!



  72. 72

    MOA! YAAAAAAAY I cant wait to meet you! I love you! You are fucking fabulous beeotch!

    PS will you sign my baby?



  73. 73

    i vote you come back to liverpool



  74. 74

    You really need to come to the book stores in Memphis, TN



  75. 75

    Please consider coming to Dallas, TX!

  76. joha says – reply to this


    76

    OMG!! see you in LA! : )



  77. 77

    Perez!
    How can you not come to MIAMI?????
    Come on!



  78. 78

    come to philly!!



  79. 79

    Perez….Come to Pittsburgh!!!!!!!!!



  80. 80

    You forgot San Diego and I can't make it up to LA in the middle of the week! I was at The Grove last weekend and I saw the poster for your apperance at the BORDERS and I almost cried :[[



  81. 81

    When are you coming to Tampa?????



  82. 82

    GIRL, YOU NEED TO COME TO MY TOWN AND SIGN MY BOOK TO JIMMYJAZZ, HONEY!



  83. 83

    come to ottawa!



  84. 84

    What About Your Home town MIAMI Mr!!!



  85. 85

    Come up to Santa Barbara Perez. Tons of celebs, beautiful weather. You can stay at my house.

  86. KRS says – reply to this


    86

    COME TO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!



  87. 87

    what?? no DC?

  88. MrsG says – reply to this


    88

    You should come to Kansas City!!! I would LOOOOVE to have my picture taken with you!! :)



  89. 89

    Perez- you need to come to the Borders in Knoxville, TN!!!!



  90. 90

    How many copies have you sold, Perez?



  91. 91

    so proud of you, perez! you are awesome! and you were great on stern yesterday!



  92. 92

    Come to Portland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  93. 93

    come to CANADA



  94. 94

    What's up??? you're not coming to MIAMI????

  95. X's says – reply to this


    95

    Perez, pppplllleeeeaaaassssssssseeeeee come to the northwest!!! 2 of your biggest fans live in WASHINGTON!!!!



  96. 96

    Oye!!!! I hope you didn't forget about coming to Miami!!!! 3 0 5 BABY!!!



  97. 97

    CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN OAK BROOK! LUV U!!



  98. 98

    awwwwwwwww noo wayy!!!

    you gotta come down to San Diego!!!!!! :(



  99. 99

    I will see you in Los Angeles on Wednesday!!!!



  100. 100

    SOOOOOOOO PISSSSSSED I THOUGHT OAKBROOOK WAS ON MONDAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

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