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Kevin Federline is coming out with a line of children's clothes.

Why????????????????????

The clothing line is called Otzi. And that is all the info we know right now.

And that is all the info we need!

Keep it away, K-Fed. Keep it away.

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86 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”



  1. 1

    Perez Hates Me °°



  2. 2

    Who cares about him? And who the hell would buy it?



  3. 3

    i cant wait for the shar jackson diaper bags.



  4. 4

    whaa?



  5. 5

    why??



  6. 6

    He's a hot wigger! I'd sop him up with a biscuit! ;)



  7. 7

    I wouldn't buy his kids clothes. But then again, he's around his own kids more than Brit brit is, so he has a liiiiiitle more… um… knowledge about it. I guess.



  8. 8

    ya, ok, if you'll keep your "clothes line" away, do you really think you're better ?
    pig face boy ?



  9. 9

    The name already sucks big time.



  10. 10

    you got served wit kiddy overalls, son!!!!!



  11. 11

    that's not a surprise, because he already told so in a interview a few weeks ago!! so nothing really new there perez… and i don't care, i think he should, he has been a good father, so why so suprised (I would be more shocked if britney would do something like that!) and at least he is working hard (and this sounds better then another album)



  12. 12

    "PopoZão"



  13. 13

    *shakes head and rolls eyes*
    Why Kevin, why?



  14. 14

    I KNOW WHAT CLOTHING LINE I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM IN. SKIN TIGHT BIKE SHORTS. HE COULD WORK OUT WITH ME AND WE COULD WEAR THOSE SHORTS…SO TIGHT THAT YOU COULD SEE OUR BOY TOYS. TEE HEE



  15. 15

    Re: Fat People are Welcome in America – TEE HEE….I LIKE ME SOME WIGGERS TOO! THEY'LL DO ANYTHING FOR SOMETHING TO EAT….AND THEY'RE FREAKY!!!



  16. 16

    Make sure those clothes ride up they're sweet ass's!



  17. 17

    this stupid fuck will do anything to whore the public…just shoot him! please!!!!!!!!!!! he got some ok press due to britney's crazy ass crap as being the " better parent" now he does the kid thing because he's such a "good papa" blow me fools! this shit tard would pony up to britney in a heartbeat if she'd take him back ….



  18. 18

    actually a kids clothing line from k-fed kindof makes sense, seeing as he's knocking up women everywhere he goes… he already has like six kids…



  19. 19

    I knew it, thats when I said they should call those kids brand A and B…HA!



  20. 20

    coming soon to a walmart near you.



  21. 21


  22. 22

    it's really sad but he is indeed the better parent ugh better. not good.



  23. 23

    Um…… okay kids clothes? Didnt Denise Richards have a line of kids clothes? Nuff said.



  24. 24

    wHAT

  25. kjmac says – reply to this


    25

    yikes



  26. 26

    Re: Hot Sweet Jamaican Manmilk – Hello sexy Manmilk!
    I see the rednecks's are still at it today! and a few additions #20



  27. 27

    Re: Nickysue – Yeah!, They burned them.



  28. 28

    great, just what we need, toddlers running around in stained wife-beaters and too-long shorts.



  29. 29

    He's a douche, but how is that any worse than you coming out with a book or "clothing line"?



  30. 30

    I would much rather keep your crappy stuff away. The clothes, the book, the tv appearances all were a bunch of sh*t. I know you're planning on coming out with a cartoon. All I have to say is don't do it.



  31. 31

    o god stick to makn babies



  32. 32

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO



  33. 33

    I guess he's coming out with a kiddy clothes line because he's gotten too fat to model anything but a Barny suit.



  34. 34

    The children clothes material is probably made from hemp. Right on, dude! Popozao Lives!



  35. 35

    This fucker is retarded………………What parent would rush out and purchase clothes for their beloved child from this chain smoking, hooker fucking shithead?????
    -
    Maybe he'll come out with a kid's cologne that reeks of cigs and ass!!!!



  36. 36

    i think brit would do a cuter job of a kids clothing line. she is a lot more creative and daring when it comes to fashion. it would probably include lots of bad boy tees, and hats. just hopefully not any wigs …



  37. 37

    Re: Hot Sweet Jamaican Manmilk – You can have that one, too much ham for two little legs!



  38. 38

    Re: Fat People are Welcome in America – Looks to me like Harry Johnson got his IP address blocked. Heheheh.



  39. 39

    FEDERLINE!! FRIES !! Perez , quit deleting my goddamn posts mutherfucker!



  40. 40

    Look, it's what all the celebs do. A clothing line, a book, a fragrance, a CD. Kfud has to look like he is trying to work, not just sucking off Britney.

  41. F says – reply to this


    41

    ok.it's not the first time an untalented idiot thinks he is the next givenchy.



  42. 42

    Re: Big Black Dick – Hey Man, aren't you gonna tell us what the cracka up in the picture needs…???



  43. 43

    i think K-Fed is slowly gonna start making the childrens clothes sexier and sexier all the time, and then parents will eventually realize how sleezy their children look, isnt he the one that wears a wife beater and shorts on nice golf courses? i wouldnt want him dressing my child.



  44. 44

    STOP LIVING OFF OF BRITNEY'S FAME ! He needs to go back to what he was before: a NOBODY!



  45. 45

    Re: Big Black Dick – You damn idiot! Who the hell puts up a real pic? Besides you hit on all the ugly ass white girls up in this bitch! Enjoy the flat ass and chicken legs you sell out! ;)



  46. 46

    Re: Hot Sweet Jamaican Manmilk – I'm glad! That cracka ass cracka was annoying! But we have a few more

  47. svids says – reply to this


    47

    Jezz! is this all you people do? Leave K-fed alone



  48. 48

    oh boy.



  49. 49

    Re: svids – K-Fed??????



  50. 50

    I'll wait to pass judgment until I actually SEE the line of clothes.
    He might have some good ideas as he sure has enough kids to know about clothing for :P



  51. 51

    EEeeeeeewwww hasn't he done enough damage to this world?

  52. Genza says – reply to this


    52

    Otzi means "fathers" in russian



  53. 53

    If I had kids I would so pimp them out in K-Fed originals man



  54. 54

    Perez do you really think you should comment ? What about YOUR own clothes line ? You've sold out a long time ago !



  55. 55

    uhmmm. awesome. so now all the baby whores can wear k-fed's line of baby whore clothes.

  56. epi says – reply to this


    56

    Fact is, he has been more of a parent than Britney has and at least he's trying to make his own living. Seems everyone should wait and see what he comes up with before making judgements.



  57. 57

    Jesus Christ this man can't even freaking dress himself



  58. 58

    some fucking asshole business people who are making this jerk's name into a brand? absurd



  59. 59

    Otz, like the Ice Man? WTF.



  60. 60

    Otzi*, like the Ice Man? WTF.



  61. 61

    Ewww….Not Kewl….



  62. 62

    Hmm K-Fed seems to be carrying the Father of the Year thing a bit too far :-/



  63. 63

    .
    .
    KEVIN IS GORGEOUS!!!
    .
    HE SHOULD DO "HOW TO CONCEIVE" INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS!!!
    .



  64. 64

    Too bad there isn't a K-Mart anymore that could sell the K-Fed line. It could have been a Blew Light Special.

  65. moon says – reply to this


    65

    I hope he has better style for children
    than how he dresses.

  66. Jai says – reply to this


    66

    He's the crown prince of douchebags, he should just go back to working at Burger King or whatever he was doing before his two famous/quasi famous wives dragged his greasy ass out of the gutter.



  67. 67

    Re: Hot Sweet Jamaican Manmilk – Cover up, Shorty! Kids could see this, or is this your fetish? Perv! :-(



  68. 68

    Hey perez why do we keep talking about this clown?who gives a rat ass about him? lets talk about real celebrities that's why we come here for!!!



  69. 69

    Yawn - who cares about this has-been wigger who is clearly desperate for fame and money. Gotta pay child support for all those babies somehow! Maybe he oughta just skip designing the kids clothes and learn how to put a damn condom on first!!



  70. 70

    he looks cute in this pic



  71. 71

    Instead of kiddie clothes, maybe he should work on his own line of condoms.



  72. 72

    Re: Fat People are Welcome in America – I can take a few "cracka's" but if you if you call me a "cracker", well then it's on!



  73. 73

    Re: Hot Sweet Jamaican Manmilk – Of course he needs fist and a foot or two in da ass!Re: Fat People are Welcome in America – I bet your a"biscuit'away from 300 lbs. huh!



  74. 74

    I roll my eyes at this all



  75. 75

    …. But I will rep Shar. How you doin' Shar?



  76. 76

    Well that Britney money only goes so far. Now that she is getting her shit together she might get them kids back and those $20,000 a month checks K-Fed gets are going to stop. And I'm gonna guess that his hundreds of children are going to be whored out as the "models" for this childrens line?



  77. 77

    ummm. ok haha its not something i would buy in a million years



  78. 78

    He is so HOT!!

  79. Bizzo says – reply to this


    79

    This guy is such a douchebagg



  80. 80

    Kevin Federline should come out with a line of condoms instead!



  81. 81

    K-Fed, go away. Just because Brit has had a really bad patch doesn't mean you're suddenly worthy of attention.



  82. 82

    Hey. Since he can't make it as a rapper, he might as well let some unknown designer designs for him to put his name on it



  83. 83

    So in addition to being a gold-digging loser, he's also a pedophile. Way to go, K-Fed.



  84. 84

    He is the smartest man alive



  85. 85

    seriously perez! stop posting stories about this guy!! he's such a douche.
    if everyone stops talking about him like he's somebody he'll go away



  86. 86

    Let him make some money. Oh-well. Geez! I wish I was starting my own clothing line! At least he's ambitious!