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Courtney Love gives us a shout-out in her latest incoherent blog rant, but we can't actually force ourselves to even attempt to read it.

Does anyone have any idea what she's talking about this time???

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67 comments to “Can Someone Translate?”



  1. 1

    no idea. that blows.



  2. 2

    blah blah blah and she's going on the View!



  3. 3

    maybe if i had some cocaine i could. i love courtney, but god does my mind hurt after trying to decipher her blogs.



  4. 4

    Whooooooo… it's making me dizzy just trying to figure out what she's talking about… Props to whoever can read it start to finish!



  5. 5

    nope, no freaking idea what the hell she is blabbing about.



  6. 6

    Pissed about people talking shit and also about people using Kurt's name and etc for emails and whatnot and for running sites about him when they are not affiliated with him and have no legal rights to do so…….yadda yadda



  7. 7

    She appears to be ranting that YOU are in her AKA..
    that Perez is one of the people who apparently has taken out a mortgage or something using Kurt's SSN or something.
    The Kelly Ripa thing is really hilarious.
    I'm trying to imagine Kelly Ripa in a coat and sunglasses to disguise her appearance going to a mortgage broker's office with a phony SSN and name. LOLOL.
    Ahhhh. Gotta love Corky and her craziness.



  8. 8

    it says,

    mario lavinderia,
    i'm a fuckin crackhead.
    lotsa love
    Cork

    p.s. FIRST!



  9. 9

    Re: thecrystal – so, shit… i was 8th… hahaha



  10. 10

    she's talking to her fans about how she said her new album would be out by jan 1st or something but didn't actually put out. and she's talking about all those who have bought homes, etc etc with the whole fraud thing with cobain's name. yeah i think i'm gonna give up there.



  11. 11

    I'll translate. Basically it says:sldkfh;oiwheoihc'o iEJW'FOIeuwpiujvoijdvij 'oIEJF'IJV'PFDOIJwp'eoj e'poj'pjvspodjp'o fj'sj'QAOj KVNKBVJNL'KJPOJFJ' KSJSKJ'IKVJ'IkjsAW'POIORI
    )#@ZDFIJDSLFKJLKVJSKJLKJ!
    You are welcome!



  12. 12

    i tried, sorry! what a mess!



  13. 13

    Drunk/Drugged Blogging at its Best/Worst. She needs to vlog on youtube :)



  14. 14

    She says you have horrible taste in music and celebrities Perez.



  15. 15

    I feel bad for her daughter…hope that beautiful girl can grow up and be a different person and live a different life than what she knows now.



  16. 16

    im not high enough on pills to understand. she doesn't use punctuation.

    does anyone care about her or her music?



  17. 17

    Utter and complete madness. She needs an intervention ASAP.



  18. 18

    hahaha…That's crazy, SHE'S CRAZY!!!!! :lol:



  19. 19

    She is talking about the many people who have used Cobain's SSN - which is probably not to far from the truth. Look at your credit reports, people. She wants to give you personal addresses and names, Perez. lol
    She claims over 800 mil has been "Taken" from her and Francis Bean, but she has over 30 mil coming in from endorsements.
    What she does not have is the CD out that was promised YESTERDAY… so she has to have some excuse.
    There, you have it. Up to date and on Perez Hilton, live. ha!



  20. 20

    OMG.. someone can't spell!! I thought all computers came with spell check..guess she doesn't know how to use it.



  21. 21

    Cannot even attempt to do that… already have THE WORST HEADACHE IN THE WORLD!!!



  22. 22

    Re: fuzzylemon – Number 2, that is one place she will fit right in. The View. Hahahahahahaha. Maybe she'll even be guest moderator.



  23. 23

    What is wrong with her? And, why can no one fix her? Poor Frances Bean.



  24. 24

    Nope, couldn't even get through it all the way! This must be a joke….no one would be so stupid as to put their incoherent ramblings out there when people already think she has a few screws loose! But maybe the fact that she has a few screws loose is the reason that she doesn't care that her insanity is out there for all to see!



  25. 25

    She is obviously under the influence of some type of prescription drugs or illegal ones or perhaps both. Any way she should wait until her high comes down to write anything another human being might possibly read.



  26. 26

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – You are so right! LOL!



  27. 27

    Don't give a fuck, I love her, nice body, but the face….



  28. 28

    Basically what she said was, she's gonna kick your ass wuss, you'll have to phone the police again to save your sissy ass like you did with branden davis. She'll kick your ass as well as katey perry's.



  29. 29

    She sounds just like she usually does, to me.



  30. 30

    i hate her.



  31. 31

    Courtney Love is NOT supposed to make "sense"…she's just good for a few laughs and a head shake or two! Sit back and enjoy the insanity!!!!



  32. 32

    Well she mentioned your name and then went off about people with 'Cobain' as a last name….she's clearly obsessing about something not sure what. That and house foreclosure.



  33. 33

    Just when we all thought Shitney was crazy.

    This bitch needs to be locked up! I feel sorry for her daughter. She has been through a lot.



  34. 34

    I could not follow her……………………one minute she said she had haters on YOUR blog………………….then she said HER blog!!!!!!!!!!!! She's sounds psycho…………………..like another "mamonna" I know of!!!! (Thanks BBB)!



  35. 35

    You know Perez, your site is riddled with grammatical errors as well as spelling errors. I wouldn't be prancing on that high horse of yours.



  36. 36

    i have no earthly clue…she's so crazyy



  37. 37

    Re: Assume the Position! – You are my favorite estudiante (student)! Have a good night!



  38. 38

    basically, Perez….she is saying what a fat stupid idiot you are.



  39. 39

    I think she is saying that you are scamming off Paris Hilton's name the same way the chick in TX is scamming off Kurt's name. With her spelling, I guess that kinda makes sense.



  40. 40

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – You seem very sweet! Thank you! You have a GREAT night too!



  41. 41

    I think she just gave us the secret codes to the Russian space station that detonate the bombs planted in Uruguay.
    But I could be wrong.



  42. 42

    LMAOO
    I had no clue what she was talking bout
    for all we know she probably was typing with her toez and sniffin shit up her nose
    LOL but hilarious



  43. 43

    WOW. I wonder if she ever goes back and reads the shit she posts, once she comes down off her high. She is pathetic. I thought she was blogging about people on THIS site, posting under various aliases, in order to dog her out. LOL



  44. 44

    Oh shit !
    i think .. she needs to learn how to type :)
    or at least be more careful.
    soo .. anyone who can understand that competly is my hero.



  45. 45

    she's saying you have 56 addresses in her or kurt's name, and she also says a bunch of people are using kurt's name and stealing her money. and she apologized to her fans about not getting the album out on time, and then she said she'd send you the addresses privately.

    why do you people (not you, perez) need to bash celebs to make yourself feel better? get the fuck over it, she's an amazing woman.



  46. 46

    oh, and she writes like kurt, if you can understand him, you can understand her too.



  47. 47

    Courtney. We know you are reading all our "comments" whenever Perez posts something about you. The fact is, you need to seriously "filter" your shit that is in your brain before you rant. Sorry to say it, but its reality, and although it sucks not to be able to be the average joe and spit out some stuff on myspace, the reality is you are courtney love, and anything you "write" will be picked up and issued as crazyness. Im sure your fans appreciate your openess, but some advice would be lay off the whole TMI-too much info.



  48. 48

    She said she's going to send you the address privately so you can pick her up on your way to the ELEMENTARY SCHOOL that is going to teach you both how to read, write and compose proper ENGLISH!!!!! If you want, I'll send a car for both of you!



  49. 49

    Re: baysidegirl99 – Although Courtney's blog is appropriately named "incoherent", you're right, Kurt did write in that same abstract manner in which Courtney seems to. For example; "She fries me like cold ice cream-headaches and chills, I'll cook my own meals." and, my personal favourite; "My heart is broke but I have some glue, Help me inhale and mend it with you, We'll float around and hang out on clouds then we'll come down and have a hangover" Perhaps what Kurt wrote in his journals were not quite as incoherent as Courtney's blog, but it's like they're one in the same. Amazing artists, both of them, but I guess everything comes at a price doesn't it, even brilliance.



  50. 50

    Courtney is an amazing actress, as always. I hope she starts acting again after she puts out this album. But like, I hope she acts in avante guard small plays, and brings attention to playwrights with artistic genius in them who need commercial exposure.



  51. 51

    Hey, my name is Orchidgirl! I'm a psycho sick fuck and I love to chat on Perezhilton! It makes me feel special! I'm lonely, ugly and in need of a good cock….can you help me? I often ask BBD for a fist or a dick in a box but he never delivers. I hope you can help……….I have a huge twat!
    -
    Signed a posse member who is sick of her shit!

  52. epic says – reply to this


    52

    okay, this one isn't easy, though it's nor chinese as usual, but totally without hand and feet.
    .
    i think she's going to send you adresses of people who use cobains name to make money.
    .
    that's it. no clue why she thinks that this is something of your interest, cause you'll rather steal something than come up with news, and no idea why she even talks to you.. and basically it's not that new or that dramatic, that someone makes money out of a (dead)star.



  53. 53

    Someone locate prettyrickyrainbow. Likely the only one able to translate.



  54. 54

    Well, I'll take a shot–Perez, she has been doing some detective work on your behalf as well. You are in her "also known as," file and you likely have some property that has been attributed to your name and ssn and is not. 56 addresses to be correct. You and Kelly Ripa have been ripped off for lack of a better term. She is also saying she has a new attorney and Attorney General's from several states have called her back as they are interested in the frauds being perpetuated in the Cobain name.



  55. 55

    Does the fact that I am on fentanyl patch, hydrocodone and muscle relaxers make it less worse that I actually got all of that? Love Corkey and her crazy shiz, but damn. Perez, you may want to pay attention. You might need to listen to Detective Corkey and find out in anyone is ripping you off anywhere.



  56. 56

    By reading the comments on her blog. She mentioned about Rob Jr Kardashian I assume making a homophobic gesture in front of 10 witnesses. She called him a hidden gay as well. Bah.



  57. 57

    I tried once to read one of her 'blogs', that was enough of a lesson… her 'writing' grates my eyeballs



  58. 58

    Courtney…take a breath…a deep, cleansing breath.



  59. 59

    she says, no one gives a shit perez



  60. 60

    Yeah, I think. File this one under cheaper than therapy. She's basically as mad as hell, and instead of not taking it anymore, she's basically saying, “WTF?!? Who gives a Fuck?!?”

    The important takeaways are buried deep, and would require a second or third reading by most….



  61. 61

    It's kind of sad, her commenters or friends or whatever you call them are all like, 12.
    Sad. She's smarter than hell, she's very talented, and she is either high as a kite or batshit crazy, or both.



  62. 62

    I'm surprised she actually has "fans", or at least people that spend time replying to her fucked up myspace blogs. LOL, they "cant wait for her new album!1!" :)



  63. 63

    THIS IS YOUR BRAIN………AND THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS.
    .
    .
    .
    I HOPE NONE OF MY LITTLE LAMBS WANT TO ASPIRE IN COURTNEY'S FOOTSTEPS.
    .
    .
    DRUGS KILLS. I SAW HER FROM THE FRONT ROW ONCE AT HER CONCERT AT LOLLAPALOOZA
    .
    .
    I LOVED HER IN THE LARRY FLYNT MOVIE….BUT SINCE THEN….SHE'S GIVEN A WHOLE NEW DEFINITION TO THE TERM "TRAIN WRECK."
    .
    SHE MAKES HOHAN ET AL LOOK LIKE PRINCESS GRACE.



  64. 64

    P.S. I DIDN'T BOTHER READING HER BLOG BECAUSE I HATE GETTING A HEADACHE AND I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DESECRATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE…OR WHATEVER LANGUAGE SHE WAS TRYING TO WRITE IN.

  65. Dezi says – reply to this


    65

    My personal opionion on this video is that…She is so coheriant (courtney Love) was obviously under the influence of DRUGS that she never made a point to what she was saying it was jiberish pathetic and just plain not understandable!
    her drugs were talking for her! No one in their right mind would speak like that! that is what i feel about this subject… enough said! Dezi BK,Sunset…rise!

  66. Dezi says – reply to this


    66

    Re: Dezi – i meant INCOHERENT!



  67. 67

    oh my. i couldn't even finish it. and her "followers"?? LOSERS!