Only Dita Would Do This
Filed under: Dita Von Teese
That flawless body doesn't just come naturally.
She works for it!
But, being Dita Von Teese, the burlesque beauty has to be done up - at all times.
There is the glamazon, working out at her Pilates class in Los Angeles on Friday.
In full makeup!
Does she even sweat????
She probably just glistens.
[Image by CNB via Finalpixx.]
Posted: January 3, 2009 at 11:19 am
she looks like a fucking drag queen.
I wear makeup to pilates. It's not a very sweaty activity - though you work your butt off!
You're right, women like that (as well as us southern girls) don't sweat, we glow.
and she looks so damn stiff.
too much botox perhaps?
She's so pretty and glamorous. Love her.
beautiful
shes amazing im jealous
ummmm…is that a LEG?
she looks quite manly.
Anyone else think her face is slightly crooked?
i don't get what is so appealing about her.
She needs to go back to her natural blonde roots! She looks weird with black hair and powdered white skin. She looks like a geisha doll!
Re: katiebelle – Nice to meet katiebelle. I'm from the South too.
Perez, I'd rather look at some hott meat with no shirt..straight guys honey. heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck shit fuk.
If I can get a rockin' bod like hers, I'll do Pilates 24/7
MRS. POTATO HEAD!
Really…IS that a leg? Looks like a flesh-toned Scooby Do paw. *yikes*
I don't understand her appeal and why you are so taken with her….she is no great 'beauty' and plain at best. That's why she's slathered in pancake makeup all the time.
apparently when she came to this selfridges event over here she was really diva-ish
I would have her cook for me in her highest Louboutins!
She's ugly. I seriously don't get all the hype behind this bitch.
she's a true beauty queen!
At least she takes care of herself, always dresses well, something rarely see nowaddays, with jobs and places who don't require ppl to dress up, we end up in jeans or sweat pants. i always enjoy seeing photos of her.
Nice Leg too!!! and she's not stiff, thats pilates, you have to stand up straight for certain things. She sure doesn't seem to have a the curve most of us have in our back, from sitting in front of computers LOL
I am sure, Mario works out in full make up too!
…shes awesome…!
Team Dita…
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Is she for real!?
I think she is very pretty. She may wear a lot of makeup but so do most people in Hollywood. She just wears it in a different way.
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This woman is definitely very high maintenance.
BRING FUCKING ATTENTION TO THE PALESTINE CAUSE!!!! WHO CAES ABOUT HER GLISTENING OR NOT. FUCKING PEOPLE ARE DYING THERE EVERY SECOND. HOW ABOUT A "DEAR ISRAEL…THIS SUCKS" POST FOR A CHANGE HUH?????????????? OR DO WE STILL PRETEND TO BE OBLIVIOUS ABOUT THAT AS ALWAYS!!!!
And you think it's nice that someone feels they have to wear make up and be perfectly coiffed 24/7???? Even to go to a fucking Pilates class? This is not glamourous, it's just plain stupid and shows just how superficial that woman is.
Re: SheriMoonZombie –
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I agree. Give me Jake Gyllenhaal , and I am happy.
perez she looks like an old lady with face paint you dumb bastart.
oh and LOW ON GOSSIP MUCH??
Booooooring. Give us some real gossip instead of trying to boost your friends popularity.
Re: Kendall!!!COLON!!!x3 –
I AGREE!!! she looks like a man, maybe a tranny at best. I'm a little tired of her never changing image. couldn't she at least try a new makeup color or a hairstyle…she's so BORING!!!
she's really pretty and i love the way she does her make up
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BRILLIANT, PEREZ DARLING.
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"DOES SHE EVEN SWEAT? SHE PROBABLY JUST GLISTENS."
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PERFECTION!
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She totally looks like a drag queen…
She might just be the most fabulous person on this Earth. Gorgeous!!!!!
Re: zingerbells~* – We've got enough problems in the U.S.. A site like this is an escape from them so get off of your high horse.
Re: zingerbells~* – If you cared so much about the Israeli cause, you wouldn't be wasting time on a gossip blog.
Re: TheWench – Or Palestinian cause–whatever.
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I can't see her feet.
I wonder if she is wearing her usual 5" heels while doing Pilates.
she will never be more than a whore to me, sorry.
Proof that she's an ugly idiot with confidence issues.
This broad makes me gag, like what the fuck is she doing wearing all that make up to do pilates? This broad is a publicity seeker, why else would you marry Marylin Manson? Because he is such a great catch? Come on, she is just another D-lister who puts on a shitty burlesque show swimming in a champagne glass. I rank her down there with Carmen Electra.
she does look like a drag queen.. she's disgusting.
Yep, she NEEDS a clown mask of makeup to look "good" otherwise she wouldn't go out
Obvious breast mplants and a waist that only exits because she wears a corset is not a flawless body by any means. A natural rectangle shaped girl like Dita is the 'anti-hourglass'
all the torture by corset and silicone can't change what's not there naturally.
Grainy picture. But not a single flaw about her. Too bad the photographer didn't pan down to see if she was sporting camel-toe, or is completely smooth down there.
She can borrow my Mary Janes anyday.
i love her
i saw some skank at the gym today with a full face of makeup. douches.
Naw, she sweats while she's doing her porn, so probably working out too. Besides - a "little makeup" is NOT what she's wearing… she puts white makeup on her CHEST and BACK and all over her body during performances. Yeah real beauty comes from a jar of baby powder…..
hope she goes straight home and scrubs the hell out of her face…sweating in makeup is the fastest way to clog her pores and lose that pretty complexion.
THIS BITCH IS A TRANNY.
And anyone else think it's slightly hypocritical when Perez bashes other people for working out in makeup yet Dita is fab for doing it? Did he bash Britney last year for going to the gym (and her dance rehearsals) in makeup?
MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKS BETTER.
Keep it real Dita.
She is hot.
I got pics of Dita without make up… And she looks perfect. (Totally cute!!!)
But that is not her point to look like the rest… She's her own perfect creation, leave it at that…
Yeah, Pilates while she is holding a cancer stick. I don’t think she is exercising in this picture…
I wonder if she's plucked, trimmed, and primped all over the rest of her body? I just have this clinical urge to examine her.
Re: zingerbells~* –
…why are you here?
Uhhhm… WOW! THat is quit pathetic. She can't workout without her makeup on?! What is she afraid of? -THat will realize she completely repaints her face?
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Anyweirdo, I don't care for her & I think Perez is the only one keeping her in the headlines. Without him she would be a nobody(even more so than she is now). THen again, that is probably why she kisses his bootie!
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Oh & Perez, I really dislike your taste in celebrities.
Re: FUCK_OBAMA –
Yeah, ditto that!
Re: beetle –
I totally agree!
I do not get this at all.
Maybe Perez is just trying too hard to be different. -He doesn't want to like simple, down to earth celebrities(who really are their own person) like Jen Anniston because then he would be like a lot of people.
I mean look at the way he dresses sometimes. He's obsessed with being different.
Oh that reminds me of one of my fav. quotes about Hagdonna. This one is by David Bowie.
"It would be my guess that Madonna is not a very happy woman. From my own experience, having gone through persona changes like that, that kind of clawing need to be the center of attention is not a pleasant place to be."
–David Bowie, 1992.
She's beautiful. I would kill to look like her!
ONLY DITA WOULD DO THIS….. the only woman that gives Peerezito wood!
All the haters crack me up…Dita is a living breathing form of Art - she might be the last bit of old Hollywood glamor we have. Anyone who can't appreciate her beauty is either A) terribly jealous or B) an uncouth hick (chav, low class moron…fill in the blank).
Love you Dita!!!!
IS SHE SMOKING?
It's about the brows, Dita, and the old, tired style. You've become a caricature of yourself. Perez is about the only gay who likes you, and that is like the kiss of death
WHO WORKS OUT W/ MAKE UP ON LIKE THAT ??? GOOD GRIEF !! AND WHY CANT THESE "CELEBRITIES" WORK OUT AT THEIR OWN HOME ( I DO PILATES USUALLY AT HOME AND REST AT GYM) AND NOT GO TO PUBLIC GYMS ??? OH THATS RIGHT THEY WANT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED TO GET FREE PRESS !!
yes. all us women glisten.( well, almost…)
She's just so ummmm FABULOUS! stop hating..
Re: leaveit2beeker – Oh my Lord, that would be hilarious! Perezito would have a stroke!
Re: zingerbells~* – go visit CNN and get out of Hollywood Trash Talk!
Re: orchidgirl – What is up? Nice weekend, I hope.
Me, kraziass party last night with live music….nice fire and good smoke to enjoy .heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefinally found your ass…wrong post girl…
#37 tried to click on you…nice seeing you, bitchtress.
Found lettyb on the lawyer travolta post..I thought she was lost or fukin something.hehe kisses and hugs and smacks on the butt.
I bet it's tattooed on!
haha i love her.
I like her. I have pilates classes and I don't sweat.
i'm sorry but that's ridiculous
Shes so classy. I dont think ive ever seen her without makeup. Shes ALWAYS "on". Love her.
I love Dita, but working out in make-up is just strange. Borderline Michael Jackson strange
she looks insane lol
Re: stars101 –
LOL!!! …though a bit harsh, I agree…
For serious, it seems as though every month her "foundation" grow thicker and paler. She looked better as a natural blond than now… Her wannabee depression-era geisha pinup doll get-up is really growing tiresome and she seems semi-psycho/obsessed over being so *flawless*. Ugh. So unnaturel.
Damn she even wears makeup working out, that's a diva!
that's a very strange pic
Perez Hates Me °°
Re: sheba08 –
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Sheba,
I do Pilates too, and I don't sweat, but I get these fantastic pink flushed cheeks when I am finished. it's great !
I don't get it. Yes, she's gorgeous… but isn't she a FREAK?? Who works out 100% made up? And more importantly what normal person would EVER marry Marilyn Manson???
Where in the world is Dita unique? Her make up? Come On…She's a Bettie Page wannabe! 'Her' styling? She's just bringing back the 40's!
She was nobody before Marilyn Manson! The only thing she'll always be is a woman with a HUGE head!
She has to limber up to make more lesbian porn videos where she uses a double ended marital aid with another woman! That's right everyone… DITA VON TESSE HAS A LESBIAN SEX TAPE OUT! But Perez would never mention it!!! That's the kinda stuff he LIVES for! If any other "celeb" had a lesbian sex tape out Perez would be all over that shit… but not his precious Dita Von Lezzie
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WATCH AND LEARN! YOUNG HOLLYWOOD! YOU YOUNG UP AND COMERS NEED TO TAKE NOTE AT THE GRACE AND GLAMOUR DITA HAS!!! SHE IS A TRUE GODDESS!!!!
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that is really lame that she works out with her face painted on. if she sweat her face would probably melt off.
This is a costume. When she wants to be seen, she wear this. If she took away the make up and the hair, nobody would recognize her. So it's a setup, bet hey sometimes a girls got to make a living.
She looked so much better back in the day minus the crap she has on her now.
Why does she have to push herself so hard to look like her idol Betty Page, she just seems so fake? maybe if she just tried to be herself people would like her a lot more.
she didn't do much, but dye her hair and eybrows long agooooo. other than that, she put on some red lipstick and mascara. whatever heather sweet.
This woman wears too much makeup and most likely was born a man. So of coarse perez thinks shes flawless.
You know, when I was younger I would do everything in full makeup. It took me a couple hours to get ready and I would NEVER go out without all my makeup on and it had to be perfect. But now I just do my makeup for work and if I go out. It takes up too much time and energy to try to be perfect all the time.
She's in her natural position. Whore with her legs up in the air! NO SURPRISE THERE!
ABSOLUTE PERFECTION!!! I'm soooo jealous! She's wonderful!
She is very loved and I hope she never changes…
To me she always look like she cant move her face, i think thats too much botox, and common this girl must have the most dry skin with all the powder she uses
she always looks the same, i dont find her pretty at all
of course Perez thinks she's so hot…he's GAY!
Dita Von Teese is a respectable person and burlesque…person….but she's weird looking. Better looking than Morticia…