In Between The Snatch
Filed under: Personally Perez
A great interview with Perez is featured in the new issue of Penthouse magazine.
Lovesit!!!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
COULD YOU LOOK ANY WORSE? DAMN PUTO GET HELP!
perez how did you lose all that weight?
Cute!
Good for you P.
Seriously, good for you!
what the fuck are you wearing???
Blahhh you couldn't even make it to the playboy magazine with all that free publicity you give to Hugh Hefner.
" It's Howdy Doody Time!"
Since when is Penthouse a gay rag?? Oh, and we all know you have the lap band! Just admit it stink hole!!
Re: ANAKAR!NA – Lap band.
perez, you're alright,
but that photo is NOT.
you look like a 6'4 fatass oranged-out munchkin.
shame shame.
I thought gays knew how to dress? My gay friend always looks good. What happened Perez?
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Ohhh, honey! You need help with your clothes!
Stop trying to foist you crappy book on people. If you want people to buy it you need to keep your fug face and lumpy body out of it. You're turning people off.
EMO PHILLIPS DRESSED BETTER
Isn't Penthouse for horny straight men? 1st of all, I doubt they even read the articles and 2nd of all, I highly doubt horny straight men care about perez!!
Are you the first "Mangina" to grace their pages?
Ummm, anyone stop talking crap long enough to read the last question?
" I only report what I know to be 100% true" Sure Perez that's why I felt like an ass having to apologize after telling everybody that Castro is dead ('he must be, why else would Perez report it?').
I sooooo read that magazine for the articles!!!! =) You are lookin great by the way babe…. all these folks are just JEALOUS they can't get up off their fat asses!!!! DON'T HATE BITCHES!!!! I will look for your interview!!!
YOU DISGUST ME FAT BODY!
You have the worst damn taste in clothing perez. Aren't gay people supposed to have good fashion sense?
Perez… you look ridiculous…. please get a stylist.. Sister, you look stupid.
your facial expression is adorable lol oh and the outfitt is hot
you should have had a pic shoot with some of the girls
Re: guilty of being white – Why don't people want to admit that? Whatever it takes to lose weight, right?
hes STILL talking about JOHN MAYER!! read the last question. perez, THAT IS NONE OF YOU BUSINESS! YOU ARE A SICK FUCK! GET OVER IT!
Twiddle Dum Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Pee!
who in the fuck dresses you?
Perez, the hair, the pose, the face, the *clothes*…ugh…how are we supposed to help you if you won't help yourself? How will anyone take you seriously if you come across as "Bozo-the-Clown"? How will you be able to attract a mate if they see someone decked out as a caricature of themselves? I..as others here…thought you were pulling it together, but projecting an image of *farce* is not going to help you out in the future either. Are you a clown or are you a journalist? Do you want to be respected or not? Keep dressing the way you are, and you won't be. Time to grow up and leave the circus behind, Perez.
A gay prick in a magazine for straight men who can't get a date. Brilliant! LOL.
Good interview- who was the rock star that gives it to his girl in the ass? Was it one of the Jonas Bros.?
Whether you like it or not, Perez IS now a celebrity.
Anyone else think Perez just forfeited the right to call anyone else "FAMEWHORE"? Seriously, every day there's at least one entry flogging some interview or appearance. We're here to read about celebrities, not to turn Perez INTO one.
Wow…you're a liar.
In the article you said you never make up stuff…em…bullshit.
What about the time you COMPLETELY misquoted Tom Cruise? Or the time you said Samantha Ronson was 40+?
Seriously, that's not fair on the people who come here looking for real news.
I come on to your site cos MOST of it is true and I'm interested in celebrity gossip…but don't you dare say you never make stuff up.
nice title, lol! Good for you
you continue to suck me dry perez
i just checked the clock, and your 15 minutes is almost up panty boy
still dressing like a fool………… Get a stylist and stop trying to dress outrageous and "cool" it's NOT working for you. You dropped the clown hair now drop the foolish clothing already
Cute pic Perez!! When'd you get so tan??
boohooo! PLAYBOY MAGAZINE ROCKS!
Re: Milky Milky – LMAO - It's not a great look for him . . .
well you tell us what all the other magazines say in it….. well….
Dayum Perez! Can you look anymore like Humpty Dumpty and Tweedle Dum in this pic!?