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Linsanity and saMAN Break Up!!!!!!

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanLove LineSamantha Ronson


Who didn't see this one coming???!!!!

Not surprising to hear given their major New Year's bust up!

Access Hollywood is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and saMAN Ronson have broken up.

A source close to the couple said Loca Lohan has moved out of the home she shared with saMAN and gotten a place of her own. Little sister Ali will supposedly move-in with Firecrotch to help her get through life without saMAN.

Does this mean she's back on peen?

How long til she's in rehab again?

We give her ’til April!

[Image via Johnny Louis/WENN.]

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80 comments to “Linsanity and saMAN Break Up!!!!!!”

  1. 1

    go back to how you used to be lindsay!

  2. 2

    I hope homegirl goes back to sitting on the pole now !

  3. 3

    Seriously…..I think Lindsay is trouble and reaks havoc wherever she goes. Samantha is better off.

  4. 4

    Miss Linds needs a month at The Golden Door to detox…from EVERYTHING

    Good Luck and Please take up your craft again. We knew from the minute you set foot on "Another World" that you are a gifted thespian. Go get em.

  5. 5

    FYI, I do love linds, and there's nothing wrong with lesbians, I just never thought she was one. That whole thing was just weird.

  6. 6

    Awwww….I thought they would last forever!

  7. 7

    Bout time Lindsay dumped that skank. Hope she hooks up with someone really hot so we can forget Ronscum

  8. 8

    Thats a shame - I can only imagine how alone she must feel without Sam

  9. 9

    If only I cared a little……

  10. Zara9 says – reply to this


    Duh she needs a man, girls can't be girlfriends forever.

  11. 11

    I think Lindsay is trisexual anyways……..men……women…….small animals…..that sort of thing

  12. 12

    That's kinda sad

  13. 13

    ah who cares.
    whatever happened to the poster karen carpenter?

  14. 14


  15. 15

    why in the world would a 14 year old move in with a 21 year old? i don't care if they are sisters, shouldn't the older one be taking care of the younger one???? where are these girls parents?? oh wait never mind.

  16. 16

  17. 17

    How long til she's in rehab again?
    We give her ’til April!

  18. 18

    how can 15yo aliana move in? doesn't she need mommy?

  19. 19

    My lord that's a nasty side boob…

  20. 20

    Umm Lindsay is way better off…besides nobody acutally believed she liked vagina taste, she'll suck some guy off by the weekend.

  21. 21

    LezLo is just such a stereotype of Hollywood, its laughable. What a mess. The good thing is that saMAN will become irrelevant again.

  22. 22

    thank gawd for sam.

  23. 23

    I posted this on my blog last week. you can tell they broke up from the pics of them in the parking lot. They just did the NYE thing at Mansion to make a quick buck together.

  24. 24

    It's kind of a shame that they're breaking up but homegirl really needs to be wearing a bra :O too much sideboob!

  25. 25

    Aww, say it isn't so… LOL Oh well

  26. 26

    Lindsay can't even take care of herself.How is she gonna take care of her
    Actress,Pop Star,model,sister Ali?

  27. 27

    doubt it

  28. 28

    WOW! I dont think Ali should stay with her tho!!! One train wreck is enough.

  29. 29

    Re: Milky Milky – She forgot to eat and died.

  30. 30

    ahahahaha say it aint so perez!! lol jk….didnt you JUST say today that today on the view?????

  31. 31

    She is not gay and that is the whole problem. She will always want dick and Sam does not have one that is not detachable.

  32. 32

    Re: MackadociouS – eww…i didnt notice but after i read your comment i went back and looked…thanks for that….

  33. 33

    Just because she is moving out doesnt mean they are completely done. They will still hookup and probably get back together. Lesbians are dramatic dont you know that already? Although the getting physically abusive with each other part isnt good for eighter of them.

  34. 34

    I guess every hot blooded male around the world gave a deep sigh of relief.
    Fireworks tomorrow in South Beach.

  35. 35

    so, is she another anne heche?

  36. 36

    Re: TwoGoofballs – ha! your avi is fucking me up. i got a headache now. thanks!

  37. 37

    Linds - you know who I am - Call me.

  38. 38

    Re: MackadociouS
    Whoa… I didn't even see that nasty thing !

  39. 39

    Re: Milky Milky – Hugs and kisses, Milky! :)

  40. 40

    This reminds me of Ellen Degenerous's* ex-girlfriend Anne Heich* (sp). She was never a lez to begin with, just experimenting. She left Ellen and married a man and now has kids. From what I've seen and read, Lindsey is wayyy more screwed up than the girlfriend. So I say good ridance. Lindsey is only trouble. I wonder if being a lez in Hollywood is the new re-hab stunt…

  41. 41

    Re: the last star – She can't. That is why Aliana is a trainwreck in the making…..

  42. 42

    She is truly a whack job. She had WAY too much to soon & now expects everyone to kiss her a$$. It's shame Linds doesn't have a parent that can get her straight. What kind of Mom sends her younger daughter to take care of her older daughter?

  43. pomme says – reply to this


    it's an epic love story! next act!

  44. 44

    this is awesome news
    Lindsays single, hot, talented, well I dont know about the last one but she has some big front teeth

  45. 45

    Now they have split up the kids (dildos) and decide who gets what and who goes to who house on the weekend , what a mess , sad.

  46. 46

    I do not know how safe it is to quit cold turkey, but I know that she should start out slow with the jizz gulping, unless she has somebody else's lady lips in mind to suck.

  47. 47

    Re: harrybalsac – hahaha! I bet it will be a long battle…

  48. 48

    Ha! filthy degenerate will probably go back to carjacking people and flashing her stinky fishole.

    What's she gonna do for money now?

  49. 49


  50. 50

    shocker. so sick of these two!

  51. epic says – reply to this


    "How long til she's in rehab again?

    We give her ’til April!"

    guess this is the first time for about 3 month, that i agree with you. somehow these two were made for each other..

  52. 52

    Haha! I guess Lezlo can go back to fucking every other guy in the world.

  53. 53

    Seriously, Lindsay needs to get herself together. She is not 17 anymore and she still acts completely immature.
    Wherever she goes there are screaming matches, unlimited booze, drugs, smashed things, drama, drama, drama. No wonder she can't get work, who would want to hire a headache and insurance problem?

  54. 54

    Oh, wowzers?! They looked cute together, but hmmm.. :/

  55. lease says – reply to this


    i like samantha :o (

  56. 56

    She will be back to riding the pole by this Wednesday at MINIMUM.

    By this weekend she will be pack to eating SaMAN's cooter. It won't last though…maybe a few days at most.

  57. 57

    They'll be back together by the end of the week. Lindsey needs the drama. How else will she get attention these days. Not like she has any acting offers.

  58. 58


  59. 59

    That girl needs to stop, get the straw out of her nose and get her head together, but she'll probably wind up banging the next whatever that pays her any attention.

  60. 60

    i have been worried for sam,s safty.lindsy is really got control/anger issues.. a real time bomb..be careful sam..this won,t go easy..not if you did the dumping…..

  61. VGirl says – reply to this


    I just hope she stops believing she can do no wrong and becomes a hard worker instead of hard party girl…clubbing once in a while doesn't hurt anyone but Lidns please you are better than what you've become…I actually think shecan be a better actress

  62. 62

    Surely everyone who knows and loves Sam (and everyone who truly knows her and her family LOVE her) is breathing a sigh of relief. Lindsay and her whacked family are trouble and will only cause grief and chaos. A 14 year old moving in with an addict to keep them clean?! That would be laughable were it not so incredibly moronic and sad. The Lohans are beyond repair. The Ronsons, on the other hand, are awesome. Hopefully, this break-up sticks and Lindsay gets the real help she needs before it is too late.

  63. 63

    Re: MJ0497 – Everyone experiments in their early 20's…. or was that just me??

  64. 64

    Re: Moniker – Absofuckinglutely!

  65. Jai says – reply to this


    Sam was way too good for Lindsay.

  66. gummy says – reply to this


    Samantha Ronson is better off without that crazy b*&tch! It is about time samanthat dumped her.

  67. 67

    they'll be back together in a few weeks… lindsay looks too insecure to me and she'll probably beg sam for forgiveness

  68. 68

    " back on peen " lol!!!

  69. Dr. M says – reply to this


    I hope she finds some peace (of both heart and mind) -
    Shalom Aleichem Lindsay
    Dr. M

  70. 70

    One Australian magazine says they have been trying to conceive with artificial insemination. Sam was the mommy coz Lins has wasted her body on drugs and starvation. Unfortunately Sam just miscarried.

    Lindsay needs to find a new lesbian chick she can make babies with! After she gets a bit of cock of course

  71. 71

    As I full blown lesbian, and too many breakups,I think that Lezlo was with the Sam because the drugs, alcohol, and being around the bars with the excuse that they were together. Who knows how many lovers Lezlo had, but I wished for her to be with Jackie Warner,that will be extraHOT!!!

  72. 72

    LINDSAY CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER!!! she said she's bisexual, maybe she'll date a hunky guy now. but guy or girl, anyone is better than saman!!!!!!!!

  73. 73

    Ha ha, you fail, Perez. You have grown weak and complacent. LL&SR: Scissor Sisters 4ever.

  74. speak says – reply to this


    if lesbians like dildos why don't they just sleep with men?…its logic.

  75. 75

    If this is true, I really hope that her sister, Ali, doesn't move in w/ her. She is 15 years old and should be in some sort of school, have a schedule and experience normalcy in her life…not move in w/ Lindsay who is would probably best off moving in w/ someone sable and older that can actually help her and be a good influence and role model

  76. 76

    awesome dress. .

  77. 77

    Access Hollywood today: 'Lindsay worote on her blog Monday night ' that they didn't split'

    Oh well at least the clubs across America can have some more Buy One, Get One Free' with these two and anyway, don't they have a court case they need to stay together for?

  78. 78

    Dear Lindsay Lohan,
    Please invest in a bra.
    Love, wildethanio

  79. 79

    arm pit / boob flab - look closely!!!

  80. 80

    oh comon People you actully thought they where going to last
    this was all an act on lindsay's side but saMAN is a true pride
    Dont get me rong i have no problem with gay and lesbien cuples or marages{please pardon my poor spelling}