Ricky Gervais Hating On The Fat, Lagerfeld Approves
Comedian Ricky Gervais - who calls himself a "fucking fat bastard" - says that people who get liposuction and gastric band operations are, and we quote, "lazy fucking fat pigs."
In his audiobook, The Ricky Gervais Guide To Medicine, Gervais continues, "I really don't know why a doctor under a hippocratic oath takes the risk of something going badly wrong, sometimes with general anaesthetic, because someone can't be bothered to go for a fucking run."
He might have a point!
What we can't stand is when celebs lie-tell about "eating healthy and working out" to drop dress sizes and then later admit that they had a little surgical - or coke - help!
He also says that in order to help him lose weight, people shoud drop the PC and call him "Fatty" on the streets, so he'll be shamed into dropping the pounds. And to assist others in losing weight, he recommends that "in supermarkets, the really fattening stuff should be behind a really thin door. Shops should be full of salads, but if you want to get to the pies and cakes, you've got to crawl through a little tube."
Sounds like he and Karel Lagerfeld could be best anti-fatty friends!
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i LOVE ricky gervais america just doesnt do funny
especially u perez…………..
Heelarious and TRUE
lmao, i love that! its so true, even though there are special cases i think its true people just want an easy way out, and celebs lie about that stuff all the time.
This guy cracks me up. He's as straight up as they come.
STFU YA FAT BASTARD!
Re: wooshie – 1776, now THAT was funny!
HEY FATSO AS USUAL YOU FAILED TO REPORT THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS STORY, WHICH IS RICKY'S LASTEST BLOG ENTRY IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS.
HERE'S WHAT RICKY HAD TO SAY:
I heard someone on the radio once say that they were tired of the prejudice aimed at the overweight. They said something like "you're not allowed to make fun of gay people, so why are you allowed to make fun of fat people? It's the same thing."
It's not the same thing though, is it? Gay people are born that way. They didn't work at becoming gay. Fat people became fat because they would rather be that way than stop eating so much. They had to eat and eat to get fat. Then, when they were fat they had to keep up the eating to stay fat. For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock. Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more than enough cock… they're full… they're just sucking for the sake of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have the occasional cock but not over indulge.
When a doctor tells me that that's how you become gay, I'll stop making jokes about fat people.
he is fucking hysterical
he is on the right track though, the other week I saw him running around in Central Park!! everyone needs inspiration though hahaha
I totally agree…….. fatties should hit the gym instead of hitting up their bank accounts to make them skinny. Have some self pride that doesn't involve a surgeon.
Ricky Gervais is totally right. I lost 40 pounds two years ago by exercising my butt off and eating smaller portions. Anybody can lose weight by working at it, not finding an easy way out. And a lot of those people who get gastric bypass end up gaining back a lot of the weight because they can't change their eating habits!
some people just can't lose weight without operations.
It's NOT true. In a lot of cases obesity is genetic and/or chemical. And no, I'm not fat, but I saw what hypothyroidism and depression did to a friend of mine. She ballooned! She certainly didn't make a CHOICE to be that way.
i am a commuter in NYC and everytime I see FAT people taking the elevator I let them know…
THATS WHY YOU ALL ARE FAT BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO WALK ALL THOSE STAIRS AT THE WTC…..
The part about having to crawl through a tube cracks me up!
He's one to talk!
that's funny!
He's right 100%. There are WAY too many fat asses out there blaming their condition on it being glandular. Bullshit, it's because people eat too goddamn much bad food, and they don't exercise. Supersize Me, bitches!
You know what's repulsive, seeing entire fat families. I feel sorry for those kids.
I remember being in school, there were like a handful of fat kids in the whole school, now it's every 4th student is a porker.
Re: bitches –
Wild Guess: You're afflicted with Ugly Face Syndrome?
This guy is funny….. I love Ricky!
What is this asshat ragging on fat people for? He sure ain't missin' no meals himself.
Ricky is brillant!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM!
lol this guy's hilarious
Dude's gottas point…more people die from obesity then a terrorist….Instead of having the color alert (or whatever) at the airports have them at the grocery stores……*red alert in the bakery section!*…..true dat!
What a fat fuck…Everyone on here that thinks people choose to be fat is a moron…Why would someone intentionally become fat? Oh, I know…maybe it is because they want to be told to their face "that is why you are fat, because you can't take the stairs" or maybe it is because they want to be made fun of by people on a daily basis…
Being fat is GENETIC, some people are pre-dispositioned to be heavy and if you combine that with our societies shitty eating habbits, then you will be fat.
Another thing - you people are ripping fat people for not trying to something to lose weight and yet making fun of them for getting any type of gastric surgery…DIETS DON'T WORK! Take Perez for example, I give him less than a year to gain all of his weight back plus some… Any of you fuckers that want to make fun of me or tell me I am full of shit - just wait… Perez will be a fatty soon enough…
I myself am a fatty - I will admit it and I could careless what any of you cocksukers have to say about that - I have ALSO had the gastric band surgery…My insurance company didn't pay for it I did, so it doesn't affect anyone else but me!! Worry about yourselves and stop picking on people that want to better themselves - people certainly don't look down on Pamela Anderson with her huge fake tits, so how is it any different?!
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!!!
Fuck Ricky Gervais. I had bariatric surgery and I am much hotter than that fuck. Surgery wouldn't help help him though. There is no surgery to make a person entertaining.
P.S. Having any kind of gastric surgery isn't "taking the easy way out", there is a lot of change you have to make in your life in order to even lose weight (with my kind of surgery). It is a lot harder than any of you fuckers starting your "new year's diets". You will be off of them in a month or two and eating huge amounts of food again…While I will be enjoying my 4 ounces of food, working out, and thinking about how I am going to be at least 50-60 pounds lighter come Christmas time this year… BITCHES!
Re: 80s_Chick – RIGHT ON! Fuck all these (him included) idiots that think they know what the fuck is up!
I have no pity/sympathy for most fatties.
Put down the fucking McDonalds and go for a walk in the park.
And don't tell me you have a "medical condition" that causes your obesity…because only 2% of obese people have a valid medical condition that put them in that state….the other 98% of you are lazy disgusting slobs.
The only fatties I feel bad for are the 2% that have a real medical condition and obese children who don't know any better because their disgusting obese parents over-feed them.
I love Gervais, especially the one BBC Office episode where he met some woman on a blind date and did not want to go ut w/ her since hse was fat. I was cracking up. He was thinner then but still a chubster. I am fat, I am the first bitch to admit it. I am beginning what I hope is the final step in the many trials and tribulations of weight loss.
Gervais' humor is lost on some Americans, it's sad since British humor is freaking some of the best stuff out there.
I would love to be walking down the street calling him fat being big myself. I want TMZ to catch it and play it for a week. That would be freaking funny.
Please, it'snicolebitch/80s_chick, I have a slow metabolism, too. I'm not fat and never have been, however. You know why? I run 5-6 miles a day and don't eat like a pig. I know that if I were to eat what most people I know can, I'd overweight just like you guys. The difference is I care too much about myself to let that happen. A healthy lifestyle helps me maintain a normal weight. Shocking, I know!
And it'snicolebitch, none of us, I'm sure, need to lose 50-60 pounds, because we have *gasp* self control. But, please, keep mocking our ostensible 'New Years Diets.'
The "little tube" idea for the pies and cakes fucks me up laughing! XD
Re: bowchicabowwow – I care about myself too, that is why I had the lap band surgery…I don't care if you or any other comedian make fun of people for being fat - what I don't like is being told I am taking the "easy way out" by having a surgery that in my eyes has saved my life. It is a personal decision that people should respect. Women get breast implants, lipo, cheek/butt/ whatever implants everyday…Do you all bash them the same way? If not, you should…They are all only trying to improve their lives the best way the see fit. My question for you is this - if they aren't asking you for or taking money from you - what the fuck business is it of yours? Go blow yourselves…
its true. fat people are gross and smell bad and take up so much fuckin room. i had half a seat on a flight this one time cuz this stupid fat ass took up one and half seats!!
I totally thought that was Rosie O'Donnell… ew.
hes soo funny!!!!! i love him to death!!!!!
Re: bowchicabowwow –
Well, fuuuuck, you go girl. Maybe if you put in a little extra effort, you can run twenty-five miles a day! Lazy ass! I kid, I kid.
If I had the medical ability to run even one mile I wouldn't have needed bariatric surgery. Running would be awesome, but since I can't, and I choose not to smoke crack a la Winehouse or Raisinface, bariatric surgery worked for me.
In the meantime, don't hate me because I am beautiful.
Why do any of you even give a shit if somone has wieght loss surgery or Not? Do some real research then comment on how easy it is. Other wise STFU. Ignorance is so not sexy. Its their money and if they choose weight loss surgery over implants who are any of you to comment.
I have fibromyalgia. That means I have pains at various spots throughout my body, extreme menstrual cramps, pains that grab me, and extreme fatigue. Marathons aren't an option, walk-a-thons are. But with the walking, I need to worry about extreme pains that wake me up at night. Because I'm not as mobile as I could be, and writing a screenplay that's playing with my head, I have gained a lot of weight. Fibromyalgia is a valid excuse for GASTRIC BYPASS. Some people are just plain lazy; have you seen the John Goodman pics on TMZ? Have you seen Aretha Franklin lately? Not everyone who is obese is lazy. I'm also an actress, so losing weight is key to getting an keeping a role. I am a Type A personality who loathes fat on me, and I will be getting the gastric bypass. It's not because I'm lazy, it's because I was born sick, and it will save my life. Fibromyalgia is a REAL disease, despite what people say.
i have a gastric band because i never felt full…. now i look way better than him. he's just jealous
I completely agree. I'm so sick of fat people making excuses for being too lazy to exercise and and stuffing their faces with junk. A thyroid problem makes you eat the entire cheesecake? You can't lose weight because of a health issue? You just wont get off of your fat ass to do the work! I used to be fat, and I realized that no one else was to blame but me, and I didn't get any surgeries done, I went to the gym and worked out EVERYDAY and walked 4 miles 5 days a week AND changed my diet. It takes an entire overhaul of one's life, not one stupid surgery and go back to eating like a pig!
Any and all fat asses who think it's not a choice being fat really needs to thoroughly examine themselves. Did anyone stuff all that food down your throat? NO! Is it difficult not to emotional eat? Yes. But we have the ability to change our choices. Not everyone runs either. I'm not a runner, but I have dropped a lot of weight and I had to face who I was to realize why I was so fat. Surgery was the easy way out. If you seriously considered this instead of placing the blame on heridity, society or other "health issues," you might make progress. OH, BTW, health issues in fat people are caused BY BEING FAT!
NICOLE! Only 2% of obese people have medical conditions that make them overweight, the other 98% don't. As for it being genetic - yes, Pacific Islanders, Germans etc. are more predisposed to being slightly thicker and curvier but that is not obesity.
Diets don't work, changing your eating and exercise habits forever do. Perez will gain the weight back if he goes back to stuffing his face and will stay a healthy weight if he keeps up his new habits.
I have polycystic ovaries and gained twenty kilos in a year but I managed to lose 30 kilos over two years and I have kept it off for another three. I could have blamed genetics but in reality it was how I was raised - to eat takeaways every night and never exercise. The rest of my family is fat because they eat shit and I am a healthy weight because I eat healthy food.
I believe that you are being defensive because you went for the quick fix. Your money would have been better spent on counselling to change your eating habits or to get a tummy tuck and boob lift once the weight had come off naturally. If you don't eat healthily after your surgery you will still feel sick all the time because you aren't absorbing the nutrients that you need, so in the end the surgery was pointless, you might look better but your insides will still be fat.
Sorry, but you did take the lazy way out. Did you try eating healthily and going for a walk everyday for two-five years before you got your surgery, or couldn't you be bothered?
Re: dimsims –
If you eat shit then you never feel full because of sugar spikes. One month on food that humans were meant to eat and you would feel full.
He is amazing…rent Ghost Town if you haven't seen it, priceless!!!!! Mario can suck my ass.
hahahahahaha i love ricky! i mean fatty.