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   Sensitivity says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Re: jaysun82 – I agree with you .This assume is a real idiot.Keep trashing this woman hater loser!!

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   TEE HEE! I JUST STARTED ANOTHER PAGE!! DOES THIS MAKE ME ONE HUNDRED AND "FIRST?"

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   Re: Assume the Position! – WHATEVER SICK PYCHO!!!

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   WHY ARE SENSITIVITY AND ASSUME THE POSITION FIGHTING SO MUCH? COME ON PEOPLE. IT MAKES ME DEPRESSED. WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE ON THIS SITE. AREN'T WE? I GET CRAP FROM MY HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE NEIGHBORS AND CO WORKERS………..ON THIS SITE WE'RE JUST HERE TO PARTY! LET'S HAVE SOME LOVE.

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   WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FIGHTING TONIGHT? WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE. ASSUME AND SENSE….LET'S HAVE SOME LOVE! THIS SITE IS MEANT TO PARTY ON…..NOT DISS EACH OTHER…THAT'S WHAT D-LIST CELEBRETIES ARE FOR.

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   You haven't mentioned how your book signing went at Borders Books. Usually when you omit something, it usually bombed. Were you charging people for autographs and to take pictures with you? Why anyone would want to take a photo with you is beyond comprehension. Stop trying to dumb down the youth of America and pocketing their money at the same time. You're not that good. One more thing, you are always encouraging people to contribute to a good cause, why don't you announce that 95% of all the proceeds from this book is going to help some of the people that have lost their jobs and have been put out of their homes? Now that would be a novel idea. No put intended.

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   Re: Orchidgirl is a Moron – WELL IF SENSITIVITY IS A FAG BASHER…THAT'S NOT COOL. SHIVER ME TIMBERS! ARGHHHH!! IT'S ALL GOOD THOUGH…I DON'T LIKE SKELETONS…I NEEDS ME A MAN WITH SOME MEAT ON HIM.

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   Seriously this is beyond sad. It's pathetic how people manage to create such drama on a gossip site. I am convinced that this broad (or dude, one cannot be 100% sure with mental cases) Orchidgirl is creating aliases just to drum up attention from strangers over the internet. Again, another Andy27, or maybe it is the fucknut himself. If you really are female, you are probably one of those scary ladies with 16 cats that the neighborhood children dare eachother to ring your doorbell on Halloween to see if you really are a witch.

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   Re: Orchidgirl is a Moron – I'm curious - there is a little hint that you drop when you post as your other self that shows up in these posts. Is that deliberate to let us know who you are??? I said I wont call you out and I even made a point of saying who you are not, but all is not as it would seem.

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    NOBODY is buying your book Frankenfag AKA Frankenberry

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    Re: Mistress – I have been around a long time Mistress and know the regulars well. Be assured I am not Assume, he's only been here a bit and I believe him. But Orchid shows signs of previous posters as many have mentioned so I question her, besides she is odd as hell! I created this persona because I feel Orchidslut is tainting the good thing we had going, great conversation, yeah a few tiny battles but overall great fun! Since she showed up a month ago nothing but slutty hell! She's a drama magnet and she loves the attention! She's odd and lacks social skills, her posts are self absorbed and very pathetic! We get along Mistress, under my usual self! But many new posters have shown up and bring nothing but shit with them! Orchid acting like a child, some chick calling herself BOSS acts like she runs this site, please! Boss my ass, nothing but drama from the newbies! Goodnight Mistress!

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    Perez,
    Totally agree and 100% true! I love you and I love you for saying it. Cant wait to pick up your book. Im so glad someone makes sure to point out that the one thing in common with all of these people is that the have ZERO talent. Youve redrawn the line between a real celebrity and scum of the earth. Thank you so much for making sure people can see it again. These people think they can make money off of being an idiot and hopefully people will start to recognize this again. And especially the ones that are heiressess. Seriously, what has Nicole Ritchie ever done that has merit- or what oscar worthy acting have you ever seen from Drew Barrymore? Anyways cant wait to pick up a copy of your book!!!

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    Re: MeowMix67 – people like you!!! You visit this site! idiot

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    Re: MeowMix67 – pple like you, you visit the site, wanker

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    Rhianna has no talent and look at her!
    LMAO! HER Career is such a fluke!

    Anyways good book Perez imma go buy it!
    PS Ciara HOT new single Never Ever is here utube it. Its everywhere and amazing already on radios request it!

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    Re: Orchidgirl is a Moron – #119 Thanks for the explanation. I have to agree - at first her presence was fairly passive and then it took a darker turn. I've recently learned that she now emails a number of posse members who had actually posted their addy's for others in the room - creepy.
    I"m surprised you mentioned Biggest Boss - I actually thought she was known to the posse. I noticed when she first appeared apparently with her real pic as an avie that a number of posse members asked her "who" she was "before" (as you well know there was a number of identity shakeups in the wake of the imposter/s) and I don't think I ever saw a direct answer.

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    Nice, Orchidgirl is officially a CREEPER.

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    Barabra Walters complaining that on her vacation she got stuck reading Mario’s new book, while others got too enjoy themselves, and then smacking herself over the head with it. THE BEST.

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    Re: Mistress – Spill your guts honey and we'll beat the fuk outta him.heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm feelin alot stronger today. I told that demon, he had to go and he had no choice but to leave…heheheeee. I'm ready for the antichrist. He better have eyes in the back of his fukin head. Here's a nice thing to know, the antichrist can't read our minds.hehehehehe he's fuked. heheheheeeeee we'll git cha..hehe

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    U seriously think this book is going to be taken seriously… It's laughable….

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    Stop whoring your book out Mario. If it is so good, you'd not have to do such things.

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    OK WTF is my name showing up as "perezhilton.com"?

    Mario fix you fucking site before you spam your book out. I call it karma.

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    Re: orchidgirl –

    Write a fucking email for crying out loud.

    You are probably getting treated the way you are because of the constant drama you post about that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. This isn't www.orchidgirl.com

    If you want to go on constantly about you you you, or want to talk to your online "buddies" as to what you did the night before, or how some "loser" is stalking you, EMAIL THEM. Or send them an instant message.

    I am an innocent bystander and even *I* am getting sick of constantly seeing you writing out paragraphs of verbal masturbation about yourself or how someone is mistreating you. Either post about the topic, or STFU. People don't care if you go off topic here and there but you do it constantly. And people HAVE asked you to stop. And you aren't the only one, but you seem to be the most prolific at doing it.

    If you are looking for someone to blame, look in the mirror. Change your posting style, and maybe your name (you've pretty much made your current one a bad name), and see how you get treated.

    I apologize to those wanted to read about Perez's book. But DAMN this is getting fucking annoying to have to weed through the drama.

    AGAIN get your friends email addy or IM name. Don't bore us with your drama-queen life.

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    Re: Andy27s Chin Dear Orchidgirl, Get a life outside the fucking internet. Sincerely, Andy27's chin –

    P.S. Amen.

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    Re: Assume the Position! made a bunch of verbal masturbation –

    Same to you STFU. Talk about the topic or piss off.

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    PEREZ YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!

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    assmaster says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I can't believe that anyone would waste their money on your book - they are probable dressed in your "fashion" clothes too.

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    Man your Fat a** is getting Pathetically desperate. If you could get anymore deperate!
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    No ones buying the book Mario?!
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    LOL!!!

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    It looks like it's a funny book, I'd love to read it for a few chuckles:)

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    i got the book and read it already, i laughed my ass off, didn't expect it to be that funny. very good work and great in that you dedicated it to britney. LOL btw, i find it more funny that people on the comment pages are writing how much they HATE perez, leaving racial slurs and hate speech and say they wouldn't contribute to his fortune yet they CLICK on his website which contributes to his advertising space and popularity. keep clicking dumb fucks, the nastier the comments the more money perez makes!

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    Re: CandyApple – STICK A CANDY APPLE UP YOUR ASS!

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    I was suffering from insomnia and this put me right out best night sleep I've had in weeks ….thank you……

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    Once again, couldn't afford an Editor? So many ridiculous grammar errors in just the two paragraphs that I read. Is it Hilton or hilton — couldn't anyone make up their mind to keep it capitalized or not???? What a piece of shit, really!

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    It's sad how evil people can be towards Perez–>assholes!!
    anyways….. I bought the book yesterday and i love it! it's worth the whole $27.01 that i spent on it!!! CONGRATULATIONS PEREZ!! xoxo

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    The only people making any money are the Proof Readers, but thanks for the preview. I won't buy your book though. I would suggest something more on the order of a calendar. More people would buy a calendar than your stupid expensive book.

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    Re: jimmyjazz – one love jimmyjazz…one love

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    Re: mamajud – I LOVE YOU TOO GIRL.

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    Re: Andy27s Chin –
    Do me now you hot bitch with that chin. Chinfist me now, my love.

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    Congrats on your shit book, but really Perez, do you WORK at being so unattractive or does it just come naturally?? Spare us, puh-leeze!!