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Hef Acquires A Third Girlfriend, Their Combined Ages Still 20 Years His Junior

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Hef is back up to 3 girlfriends again!

Hef's third lady is Crystal Harris, although it's the twins - Karissa and Kristina Shannon - who have received most of the attention…for the obvious reasons.

On her MySpace page, Crystal describes herself as a "good girl, for the most part" who believes in "opening your heart and letting your walls down, it is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all."

Awww.

Does love include titty photos?

The page is - naturally - pink and adorned with Disney icons, cute animals, and inspirational quotations.

Kendra Wilkinson isn't surprised by her ex's new girl. She said, "Hef will always be Hef. You can never change him. Hef will keep going on. He'll keep loving women, keep loving the big boobs and blondes."

Really? You're kidding!

[Image via WENN.]

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60 comments to “Hef Acquires A Third Girlfriend, Their Combined Ages Still 20 Years His Junior”



  1. 1

    ahaha not blonde



  2. 2

    Hey, if lil Hef still works… might as well use it while you still got it. You know he's never gonna run outta hot chicks to screw, even if he's wearing depends and drooling a little bit.



  3. 3

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    Wow, that geezer has an official harem !



  4. 4

    Perv,,, even though i wish i was them….. haha



  5. 5

    Ah, that's just grotesque!



  6. 6

    so….what is the cut when he dies if you are/were his GF? or is it just the 'fame' and i say that very sarcastically.
    people really do need to raise their daughters better.



  7. 7

    Perez Hates Me °°



  8. 8

    the blondes look cuter than what they used to be..



  9. 9

    Ugh Filthy Dog.



  10. 10

    Kendra, one of the great philosophers of our times…. Jeez!



  11. 11

    Re: Milky Milky
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    Milky !!!!!!
    Hello to you, sweetest girl !



  12. 12

    Re: Milky Milky – Agreed!



  13. 13

    Re: SWEETPIECE
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    Sweetpiece, hi darling !



  14. 14

    Gross! Gross! Gross! Is it me or do all three blonde girls look "orange" and not tan?



  15. 15

    Re: Milky MilkyRe: SWEETPIECE
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    I just wonder, does Hef have any children?
    Who inherits hos enormous fortune?
    His favorite girlfriend??



  16. 16

    Hef is so nasty, but who can blame him for what he's doing? I'm sure millions of men would love to be in his position. What I don't understand is what the hell the women are doing. Those meth face twins are disgusting.



  17. 17

    Re: orchidgirl – Hef does have children. His oldest daughter, Christine Hefner, actually runs Playboy. Hef also has two sons with his "current wife" Kimberly Conrad Hefner. They are not divorced (he doesn't want to give up half of his assets to her if they ever got divorced!) Kimberly lives near or even next door to the Playboy mansion, so Hef can see his sons.



  18. 18

    Re: orchidgirl – He has two children from his first marriage- the girl runs Playboy now, and two boys with another wife. His favorite girlfriend: Barbie Benton, of course.



  19. 19

    this last batch just puts it over the edge for me……he should just be toodling his noodle with the magazine at this point……….not the playmates….*puke



  20. 20

    Re: orchidgirlRe: Milky Milky[re=3277041]Re: SWEETPIECE – ……..HELLO!!! ORCHIDGIRL, YOUR ATTACKER IS ON THE LOOSE AND BETWEEN YOU AND I, I AM 99% SURE IT IS PEREZ HIMSELF……DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY AVATARS, ETC. IT IS ALL THE SAME PERSON. AND WHEN I WENT INTO THE PROFILE OF THIS MAMIJAJI??? OR WHATEVER IT IS, THEY LOVE THE EXACT SAME PEOPLE HE DOES, WHO ELSE WOULD GO AND READ EVERY SINGLE COMMENT AND PUNCUATION? PLUS THE MOST IMPORTANT CLUE BEING THAT ONE OF HIS FAVORITES IS "PERSONALLY PEREZ"??????? ALSO, WHY WOULD HE DELETE MY POST SHREDDING HIS OTHER PERSONA, WHATS IT'S NAME….
    .
    NOTE TO PEREZ: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A CADDY BITCH THAT HAS TURNED ON YOUR "POSSE"….DO NOT FORGET WHO MADE YOU POPULAR YOU FUCKING IDIOT……I WILL LAUGH WITH GLEE WHILE YOU SUFFER A PAINFUL DEATH…..LOVE ALWAYS, THE FUCKING BOSS!! ANY QUESTIONS? RECOGNIZE BITCH



  21. 21

    Re: Whatever-u-say!
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    Thank you so much for answering my question. I had no idea that Hef actually has a daughter and 2 sons. The only things I knew about him were his age, 82, and that he own the Playboy magazine (-:



  22. 22

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons
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    BBBoricua, sweetheart, good evening !
    Thank you for explaining this things to me. Now you've got me really interested and curious, I am going to google the old Hef and find more about him.
    I bet every man over 40 would like to find what is his secret. I have a feeling it's a bottle of cute little blue pills (-:



  23. 23

    Why did the last "3rd girlfriend" dump him? Or did he dump her? I hope at least one of 'em knows CPR. He's gross.



  24. 24

    Oh ew, the twins faces are fucked up- they aren't hot or attractive and isn't that a bit weird that their siblings and both dating the same old man? Anyways though, the blonde on the left is actually pretty! I mean, compared to the twins :) LOL.



  25. 25

    Hi girls! Time for Hef to try something different! But, at his age it just hurt him.



  26. 26

    Re: orchidgirl – His daughter runs the show I think. Google it.



  27. 27

    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALLRe: SWEETPIECE – Agreed!Re: orchidgirl
    How does he do it. Hmmm..Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – That is true. He really loved Barbie Benton.Re: mamajud – Agreed!

  28. minka says – reply to this


    28

    He's really starting to gross me out.



  29. 29

    Ewww imagine having to look at his wrinkled scrawny old ball sack every night. Gag, Heave.



  30. 30

    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL
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    Dear Biggest Boss, whoever they are, this place is crawling with psychos. And I firmly believe that they'll get what they justly deserve.
    .
    You were gone for such a long time, I never had a chance to wish you happy New Year !



  31. 31

    Re: sheba08 – Hello, Sheba. You can tell there is still love between them…..



  32. 32

    THEY ALL AIN"T BLONDE!!!



  33. 33

    i looked at pictures of her…she is a total kendra look-alike!

    and the twins are starting to piss me off because they are ALWAYS matching!!



  34. 34

    They say when you are about to die, ’tis like when you are a baby all over again. Toothless, unable to retain memory, wear diapers, and you play with plastic things.

    Hef's there.



  35. 35

    It is truly amazing what some women will do for money

  36. Dua says – reply to this


    36

    Poor Hef. He's lost it. My sixteen year old brother just said he wouldn't touch those "round face pumpkin twins" for anything. He thinks they look like trash. I'd say he has better taste than that 80 year old fossil. He thinks Megan Fox is hot. I was like, she's just a lesser version of Angelina Jolie. Kids!



  37. 37

    those twins are the ugliest fucking things ever. wtf is he even thinking.
    and can you say….way to young. shouldn't they be dating like one of the jonas brothers or something.



  38. 38

    and whats up with the matchy matchy all the time.
    seriously i'm sick of them already.



  39. 39

    Re: orchidgirl – hef has a daughter who works for his complany she is like 50 and he has 2 sons. like 16 and 18 yrs old.

    i would do hef.



  40. 40

    Hef has four Children:
    Christie Hefner (b.1952)
    David Hefner (b.1955)
    Marston Hefner (b.1990)
    Cooper Hefner (b.1991)

    Christie resigned in 2008 from her post as CEO of Playboy Enterprises



  41. 41

    Gross. Tired. Old. Corny. Their show is a hit .. why, oh why?!



  42. 42

    I give the "Lizzie McGuire" girl 6 months…
    -
    As for the twins, they have MAN VOICES!!! Did you hear them on the Girls Next Door??? I thought they were tranny hookers looking for a meal!!!



  43. 43

    Re: helen2009 – …Oh i forgot, they are! :)

  44. AMO says – reply to this


    44

    So Crystal is the new Bridget?



  45. 45

    Those twin bitches are even cute…



  46. 46

    fuck these shitheads!

    HOLLY, BRIDGET, AND KENDRA ARE THE BEST PLAYBOY BUNNIES EVER!!!!!



  47. 47

    So…do the they all have sex together? I mean the twins? Cause that is disgusting and isn't having sex with family members illegal?



  48. 48

    For the truly curious, check out the book "Bunny Tales" written by a former girlfriend. She spills the beans about what Hef expects of a girlfriend and how the group bedroom scenes usually play out. It is pretty disgusting and needless to say, he is one pathetic old geezer. These girls are all there to make a name for themselves for the perks.



  49. 49

    man what a pimp ..



  50. 50

    Good thing the pic isn't scratch and sniff. You'd be able to smell peroxide and yeast infection.



  51. 51

    Re: orchidgirl Dear Biggest Boss, whoever they are, this place is crawling with psychos. And I firmly believe that they'll get what they justly deserve.

    I think people were just getting sick of all the personal inside conversations that filled the list that annoyed the crap out of everyone. Conversations like that are meant for instant message and email. Not a board meant for conversing about the topic at hand.

    I know I myself found it annoying when I'd click on a link and over half the posts were people just saying hi to each other that just said hi to each other in the link before it..

    So yeah. I don't think anyone is being mean spirited when they get annoyed by such things.

    If that isn't what you are talking about then, sorry.



  52. 52

    BTW the avatar that is showing up is one I removed weeks ago. THe new one showed up a day or so after I changed it, but now this old one is showing up.

    Perez you really need a better board. One that does quotes correctly, and one that is more user-friendly.



  53. 53

    HAH and now I am showing up as "perezhilton.com" ahhaha

    I see others are too. Your board is b0rked mario.

    :((((((((((99



  54. 54

    Re: KevinK – Dearest Kevin, have you ever read the things that "the attacker" has said???? go back and do just a little homework. never and i mean never have i said one nasty thing to anyone on this blog. Orchidgirl was called a twat cum squirt????? what and why would anyone say something so disgusting……you don't really expect the people on this blog to tolerate such disrespect. i warned him when he was under the avatar of serena that i am not the one to mess with. now i have the proof i need and will be acquiring more……………if the issue is that people reveal too much of themselves too bad. some poeple come on this sight because of the other bloggers and of course the funny comments. you don't have to read the comments……i, personally, only read some of the comments…….as for your opinion that the attacker is not mean spirited again go back and read some of the comments telling Orchidgirl to die……i would suggest you rethink your response……



  55. 55

    He looks like a walking corpse and cackles like a witch ughh.



  56. 56

    HELLO PEREZ! SHE LOOKS O-L-D



  57. 57

    Who the fuck cares about this guy or these ladies…the man should be mature enough by now to figure out that the best type of companion is one who shares your values…not the one who has the best set of boobies



  58. 58

    hugh hefner is nothing less than a PIG, pervert, pedifiler, chasing after barely 18 year olds giving then large sums of money and gifts to be his GF it is sad !
    a lot of these girls drink and get drunk and even hurt other people but I guess when you are above the law you can do what you want!



  59. 59

    BTW I was referring to her nonesense posts getting on people's nerves. And yeah telling people they should die is lame. But people always exaggerate when they are behind the safety of a computer screen.

    She should stop being annoying though.



  60. 60

    Ugh them twins are revolting. You could not pay me enough to slut around with my sister. Why don't you scibble out all there faces and then they'll look better