Paula Abdul Developing "Secret" Talk Show
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Paula Abdul's apparently been working on a "secret" plan for a daytime talk show.
Great idea, right? Just what we've all been clamoring for!
We didn't know Paula could keep secrets, we thought that everything just falls out of her booze lips - albeit incoherently.
While Paula's been strong-arming her American Idol bosses for a fatter salary for the 9th season, she's been on the phone with her other arm with CBS/Paramount Network Television developing a talk show.
What could Abdrool possibly want to slur about to the world? We imagine it'd be something like the Tyranasaurous Banks's show, but with even more absurd self-infatuation. And crying. Tyranasaurous Banks can't do that - lizards can't cry!
Abdrool's asking for $10 million from AI, scheming to juggle both her judging and her yapping duties if she gets it. If not, she's got her talk show to fall back on…until they cancel it.
A source close to Paula says that studio execs think she's perfect for a talk show because "Paula is unpredictable and not afraid to speak her mind," even if her mind is half drowned in a little midday Vicodin cocktail.
[Image via WENN.]
WACKOS TWINSISTER….
Great! More Brain Drool from this Tard!
O, I AM WATCHING THIS FOR SURE!! WITH ALL THE DRUGS AND ALCOHOL THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS……I CAN IMAGINE HER FADING OFF AND TOPPLING OVER FROM ALL THE PAINKILLERS
ICKY ICKY ICKY
I can't think of anything worse than Paula doing a talk show.
If its anything like how she dresses or acts, i'm sure it will be cancelled…
One BAT SHIT CRAZY fist in da ass comin' up!
I love that outfit. Fucking crazy.
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – I'm fucking watching this shit too. I love watching her drool and mumble. Good times.
Wow, that show is going to be crazzzzzzy!
yah ok crackhead!
Re: _Alice_ – HEY ALICE!! WHAT'S GOOD THIS MORNING
Have the sources for real ideas and talent run so dry? Straight up awful idea!!
Oh fuck off Perez! You would go on her show in an instant if you were called and kiss her ass!
Re: _Alice_ – She looks like a nightmare that we unfortunately have all walked into… Sit down already paula and go take your meds…
She looks like a hungover pirate… but in a way it works.
well except the pants, and shirt… and … everything.
Why does everyone make fun of her??? She has a horrible neck injury and even has metal plates in her neck… Of course she takes pain meds!! The slurring also doesn't always come from her meds, if anyone watched her show at all she also has horrible arthritis. Even when she isn't seeming a bit "medicated" she is slurring a bit. I think its from the pain. Who cares if she needs a bit of meds to keep doing the many things she is doing… Looks like she can manage it well. Even if there are those times she gets a bit silly… She works like 18 hour days… TEAM PAULA! AI needs her!
Re: LaDiva welcomes 2009…. – Hahahha…she's a fucking wack job. Love it.
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – Hey Boss! Just trying to stay warm. Very cold here.
She's unpredictable alright…..drugs will do that to you
So it's vicodin huh? Easy to get addicted to. Percocets are even easier.
Someone needs to introduce her to methadone. And not in the way that Anna Nicole was taking it.
It has saved a lot of people's lives. Ones that are serious about recovery that is.
She should have paused a bit before having another. Doesn't she know what causes pregnancy?
If you aren't on BC, have the guy give you a perl necklace.
Chicks dig it.
please. no.
What in the hell is she wearing in that pic? YUK!! But seriously, I think she has Bipolar I disorder…reason being that I was exactly like her before I was diagnosed. Not sleeping, not making sense…sounding drunk, crying for no reason. It was really awful to live with. And I'm sure not easy for others to deal with me. I was finally diagnosed and treated about 18 months ago and I can honestly say that my life has done a 360. Medication and therapy goes a long way, Paula…Get HELP!!!
Whoops! I meant a 180! Sheesh, I think I need some more coffee!
as if watching her reality show wasn't uncomfortable enough, now we'll have to watch her talking to other people instead of her self…i don't know which is more … awkward…
TOO FUNNY! I JUST WATCHED YOU ON THE TODAY SHOW-UR A NUT! PAULA IS DEFINATELY OUTTAH CONTROL! REMEMBER ON IDOL WHEN SHE CRITICIZED THIS KID'S 2NDS PERFORMANCE WHEN THEY HAD ONLY DONE ONE??HA HA..POOR THING .
She looks like Adam Ant or Vanity in that one video where she dressed up as a pirate…
That show would fail faster than all 200 of her marriages!
Re: KevinK – Pearl necklaces are the best!!! hehehe
sloppy, drunken, celebs…….love em
Tyra Banks actually has some good shows. She's not a terrible talk show host. She is very intelligent and a great role model for minority women and women in general. Don't know why Perez tries to slam her.
Secret talk show? Yeah, it's a "secret" in that no one is going to watch it.
Let's hope its about what NOT to wear. Seriously.
I think Paula is ready for that jungle show: I was a star, get my powdered drugged up ass outta here!
is it just me or do paula and michael jackson have the same stylist? this is like srgt pepper on crack!
Cap'n Crunch wants his coat back.
What's up with the Napoleon Bonaparte Aux Folles? She's gay AND French..Ce Magnifique!
Good god, she is so annoying on "AI" and she's not even a featured performer. I can't imagine an hour-long talk show! It would be in reruns half the time because Paula would be too stoned, tired, whatever, etc. to show up for the taping of the episodes!
For the love of all mankind, please keep it a secret.
haha, it does look crazy, but i think if i was a rich celebrity i'd like to dress in crazy outfits just for laughs
i luv paula