Have You Bought YOUR Copy Yet????
Filed under: Personally Perez > Jerry O'Connell
New dad Jerry O'Connell has!
CLICK HERE to order your copy of Red Carpet Suicide right NOW.
P.S. Thank you to one of our favoritest nightclubs in New York City, Tenjune, for throwing us a kick-ass book release party last night! And thanks to Lisette Sand-Freedman for being such a sexy bitch!!!!
Posted: January 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Please….this is nothing more but a "buddy" of yours posing with your extended pamphlet…and this will turn out to just as AMAZING as your Hot Topic "collection". LOL
SHUT UP HOMO!!!!
I WONT EVER BUY YOUR BOOK!!!!
I REFUSE TO PAY FOR THE REDUCTION OF YOU MAN BOOBS AND LIPO!!! NO WAY!!!
…you damned sure ain't no Chelsea Handler, whose book landed her in the NY Times Best-Selling list.
ok
Jerry O'Connell read it?
Jerry O is just as Desperate and Fugly as you!!!
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Loser Unite!!! Lol!!!
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You'll never be Cool block head!
Only one word: LAME!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Isn't he supposed to be helping with the babies?
Appropriately filed under R.I.P
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Grandma blogging for u must have a true grudge for being that honest! LOL!!!
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Pay her more than minimum wage Fatso and she may start lying to you again!!!
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Then again, it could be your Fug Ugly Twin of a Sis!
LOVE the book!
Click here to see me type FUCK YOU again!
I cant wait to read this!!
youtube.com/mandyjo218
I read the book and I loved it
Re: Andy27 – Howit?
DO YOU THINK HE HAS ACTUALLY READ YOUR HANDBOOK FOR THE HOMO-RETARDED! HE'S A COMEDIAN HENCE MAKING FUN OF YOUR FAT ASS!
I LOVE JERRY!
LOL!
This pic is a crack up!
Re: Andy27 – OH FICKING HELL NO! BE GONE RUMOUR WILLIS'S COUSIN!
im excited to get it and think ur amazing baby!
Ummm….maybe he has a Playboy in there!
perez wtf i still haven't received my copy
Re: Andy27 – WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY UNDER ALL THE OTHER NAMES YOU POST UNDER AND SPARE US LOOKING AT THAT FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE OF YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are such a self-promoting whore.
Re: Andy27 – Back just in time to show all the newbies how it's done…we always knew you never left…now POOF be gone!!
he is not!
Re: LettyB – I could not have said it better myself! He won't be under that name for long..just for the newbies.
AND WE ALL KNOW YOU GAVE A FREE COPIES TO THE CLISTERS!!!!!
That's flippin' hilarious. What a good friend to go buy your book. I'm so getting it!
Dear Gay Ogre,
Never!
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WOW I lost so much respect for Jerry.
Re: harrybalsac – AHHHHHHH! HE'S BACK!
Re: guilty of being white – HE WON'T STAY LONG HE'LL CLAIM HE HAS A LIE AND A JOB! HAHAHHAHAHA!
Why don't u fucking give us a free copy. We are the one's who make this site worthwhile…
Re: LettyB – LIFE*
GIRL, I HAVE TO CUT MY BOOK BUYING BUDGET WAY DOWN. I'M ECONOMIZING JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I GOTTA WAIT FOR THE LIBRARY, HONEY. OUR LIBRARY IS ONE OF THE TOP RATED IN THE COUNTRY SO NO DOUBT THEY'LL BE BUYING YOUR BOOK SOON. I'M THINKING ABOUT WRITING MY BOOK…I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON WITH THESE CELEBS BUT I CAN'T SAY I'VE EVER BEEN A "TRAINWRECK."
Oh so now u wanna post my avatar. It only took u 22 hrs to do it fucking puto.
Jerry O Connell
seriously lost some credibility, so much for going to Funny or Die for fair and balanced humor.
Re: LettyB – 22 Well said!
Jerry looks sleepy….
i'm obsessed with the book.. only 50 pages to go… its hilarious.. great work!
What? are you are you paying z-list stars $50 to help you whore your pamphlet now? Why don't you get your buddy Madonna to pose with it covering her crotch so people won't have to be subjected to that disgusting whore's coochie.
Re: LettyB – Lie was correct.
That's the same outfit he wore during the Funny-Or-Die skit. Perez gave him a book to take a photo for but I highly doubt he actually purchased a copy.
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Besides, why buy the book when it's basically the same boring stuff you post here.
You can take this to the bank Perez….. I along with MANY, MANY, MANY hundreds of thousands of people WILL NOT SPEND OUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON YOUR "book"……………………
D-Bag.
Re: SWEETPIECE – I agree. Very Funny. It's nice to know people can laugh at themselves. Good for him =)
OH PHALEEZ!
wow fat body! congratulations what did you write a book that is 5 pages. Does it come with connect the dots and crayons too?
Re: LettyB –
LettyB, don't you think that your posse should get a free copy of the book just for being in here each and everyday of our lives without payment? It would nice, it would mean that he actually cares about us. LOL
Re: LaDiva welcomes 2009…. – lolllllllllllllllllllllll
You are Pathetic.
heh heh - that's a funny pic!
I totally get it, it's your blog and you have every right to market the shit out of your book on it….but please enough is ENOUGH!! No more posts about this book or I'll stab myself in the face!!!!
Dear Shrek,
No.
look y'all this is PEREZ'S blog, he can plug anything he wants. and if u all think TMZ is sooooo much better STAY THE FUCK OVER THERE!!!
Mhmhm Jerry looks fucking hot in that pic!
i love how all the people who hate on perez are the ones who i see CONSTANTLY on the site. way to be hypocrites, people.
cant wait to read it, perez.
lmao what a loser! if he has nothing better to do then to kiss up to perez then then he must have NO LIFE OR CAREER!!!
Re: Andy27 –
Andy, we should buy a book and rip the pages out and have hot man sex on it.
I remember watching the Oprah interview with Barbara Walters…Barbara was saying something along the lines of how Star Jones lost all that weight and started promoting a bunch of things on the show.. soon the audience didn't know Star anymore and she was consequently fired.
Well this is what I feel is going on with you, Perez. Everytime you try to promote one of your things (book, clothing line, etc.) or throw a short remark on a post about a celeb trying to get yourself on a show or whatever, it really really really is just such a turn-off. Makes me feel a little taken advantage of and it is also just annoying. This is a site for celeb gossip, not self-promotion. Every time you do that it makes me want to stop coming to your site…I mean I can't do that for longer than a day though, but I still lose respect for you–and a little for myself for not having the willpower to just stop coming to a site that tries to use me.
Don't get me wrong I still love your vids of your life (and TEDDY!) and your posts about magazine interviews you did and such….but yeah there is a line and you tend to cross that line a lot.
Just my two cents…still love you though perez
I went to camp with Lisette!!!