Peen Exposed in Freak Ski Lift Accident!
It looks like a certain skier will be making a load of money off of a Vail, Colorado ski resort!
The Smoking Gun is reporting that an unnamed skier was the victim of a freak ski lift accident on New Year's day.
This all went down at Vail's Blue Sky Basin ski slope.
Apparently, the victim, a 48-year old skier, boarded the resort's high-speed chairlift and the chairlift's fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap.
Luckily, his right ski got jammed in the chairlift, and that kept him from falling through since his boot never unhooked from its binding!
The photos above were taken by fellow skiers.
We want to know how the poor guy lost his pants!!
The victim was stuck for about 15 minutes before the resort people were able to get him down.
A resort press release did not explain how the mishap occurred, only that "the man was caught on the chair."
What a nightmare!
We wonder if he will ever ski again?
Crazy, crazy shiz!!
[Images via The Smoking Gun.]
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LaDiva,
My favorite quote :
"Don't let the bastards bring you down!" ( U2 ).
Love you.
saw this already…. ahhhha saw ya ballz hanging….
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Perez, I saw this on TMZ yesterday, and their 3 photos were better. Hilarius !
Re: orchidgirl – Love you too my orchid darling…
Wow, Perez, you're only a full 24 hours behind TMZ. Congrats.
saw this YESTERDAY on tmz!
TMZ yesterday, oh, I forgot your main source.
OMG what a nightmare!! Poor guy! I always get scared on the lift and now I will be thinking of this poor guy every time I ski.
come on perez…
shock us with some new news.
He might not ski but he'll plant his pole in your mouth.
shrinkage is a myth
ANOTHER STOLEN POST FROM TMZ WHICH WAS POSTED YESTERDAY! TOO LATE BUTTMUNCHER!
Is that you Mario, with the yellow helmet, tring to jam his ass????
Old news. You suck.
Re: mama of 2 – Indeed you did, DISGRACEFUL IF YOU ASK ME!
Yeah, I didn't really get how the pants got involved either.
Re: Long Dong Connery – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Re: _Alice_ – Guten morgen, did you have a kliene nap….
Re: _Alice_ – HEY GIRLY!!!
Perez saw this and relieved himself that's why its so late.
Perez Hilton.com, home of the day-old news!
Re: _Alice_ – Do you want me to foward all the god shit I get her the wife's ex inlaws?
Re: mama of 2 – Re: LaDiva welcomes 2009…. – Re: harrybalsac – Re: LettyB – Re: Long Dong Connery – Hey guys!
Re: _Alice_ – Hello, Alice! That is the best he can do sometimes!
Re: harrybalsac – GET FROM*
Re: Long Dong Connery – LOL…I wish….
Guess we can use this site for repeats of old news!
Re: _Alice_ – Its time you post a pic of yer (o) (o) 's
Re: harrybalsac – I wouldn't mind at all. Good times!
This was soon on the Smoking Gun website yesterday!
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Man those grubby, fat fingers of your love to steal Mario.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – Hey 3 b's!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Letty goes first!
Another reason why i gave up sking…..
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Too many people touching my pole….
I saw this yesterday on d listed another copy and paste story eh fatty
Re: _Alice_ – Hey alice baby…
Re: Long Dong Connery – ahhha good one…
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TMZ had this yesterday. You need to start waking up earlier.
haha, laughed my ass off readin this
I saw this on every blog yesterday. Poor guy…I feel so sorry for him.
haha i love it!
That being said, I had to LMAO when I saw this.
Poor guy
what a way to spend new years
That guy in the yellow 'hard'hat is Perez. He takes every 'little' opportunity he gets.
Re: mama of 2 – me too
HAHA crazy. everytime i go boarding i get scared im gonna fall from those damn thngs!
THINGS I DON'T NEED TO SEE. COULDN'T THIS HAVE BEEN UNDER "IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED?"
heykobe had this yesterday, the guys name is Micah Rangel he's from San Francisco
And that's why they tell you to pull the bar down….
Jesus. This was all over the internet yesterday. What's with dredging up all this old news lately? This website is your bread and butter, not that fucking book you're whoring out. Get with the program, Pervez.
I feel terrible for this guy. I do not see how people can say this is funny! The local news said the weather was so bad there that frost bite mightve been and issue!!!! It sad it happened and that it took that long to get him down, i mean there were a shit load of people there and no one cared enough to help
Saw this yesterday..and as long as his dick is still attached, he should have no problem skiing again.
Perez…………i saw this yesterday on TMZ….
That is the flattest ass I have ever seen in life.
Love it!
Re: Provokedflame12 –
Just an FYI: it took them 15 minutes to get him down. That's pretty good considering he had to go up to the top of the mountain like this and then they had to get him down. The lifts take anywhere from 5-10 minutes, depending on if they stop it a few times and how big the mountain is. It was 13 degrees yesterday in the mountains, but that's usually not cold enough for frostbite. The weather wasn't bad, it was just cold. He probably had his skis/board caught on the bars of the ski lift and just fell over and his pants came down. There was no harm since he was fine….so you really don't need to freak out about it.
Now thanks to technology the whole world knows and his misfortune has become entertainment.
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Everyone these days better hope an embarresing accident does not happen to them! Cause when it happens these days - the whole world knows and laughs at you!
OLD NEWS!!! SAW IT ON TMZ YESTERDAY!! WHATS UP WITH THE SLACKING PEREZ?
I was in the same position during my senior spring break. I was suspended from the crows nest by my right Berkshire. I was there for 20 minutes in choppy a sea.
old news
boringggggg
Perez, darling, we did'nt know you ski!
hahahaha
oh man that sucks@ i bet you he was freezing his ____ off. poor guy
Geez, you're one sick puppy, Perez. This guy's hanging from his leg and what you focus on is his dick?? You are sickening. I'm very glad I've never met you!
I'm looking for my hot Andy27 love. I want to lay my hard cock across his face and kiss him all night long.
Poor guy. Good thing he's okay.
Saw it on TMZ already. This site sucks anyway. Go to Petsmopolitan instead.
I live in Vail and know a Vail Resorts employee who told me what happened - the lifts like this one have seats that are meant to fold up when windy - the wind blows them up - the lift op wasn't paying attention and didn't flip the seat down. The man and the child (don't know if they're related) both loaded the chair and the man apparently fell through. I'm guessing the pants caught on something on the chair. Lift ops usually work 4 ten hour days and it's a redudant, boring job, and they are often considered stoners, though Vail does drug test randomly, but the lift op is totally at fault. The guy needs to sue the crap out of them.
By the time they got him down, his peen must have looked like a blue icicle.
LMFAO. WTF.
poor guy, lol
hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaaaaa this is the first laugh of my day, thank you!!
Can u imagine trying to help him, "Ugh get it outta my face!"
Talk about shrinkage..
omg… i feel so bad for the guy :S
ahahahahaha
wow that must be sooo traumatizing for the guy
fun, fun funny. ….poor fool