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Scott Storch Is An Idiot, And Now It's Permanent

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Failed music producer and celebrity-humper, Scott Storch, is trying to woo a new lady with a tattoo of the girl's likeness.

According to a source, the tattoo is "ghetto, big, and on his arm." The source forgot to add "Stoopid."

But, the source did say, "It's crazy because he's not even actually dating her."

Again, they forgot to add "Stoopid."

There, we did it for them.


[Image via WENN.]

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34 comments to “Scott Storch Is An Idiot, And Now It's Permanent”

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    omg…what an ass
    i hate him ugh he makes me sick
    he is like xtra ugly

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  5. 5

    And it took this long to figure that out? lol
    He's the skeeviest guy I've ever seen…

  6. 6

    what a fucking weirdo

  7. 7

    ok wtf y would u do that like things mite never work out between them thats so weird

  8. 8

    I bet it is Kim from Atlantic Housewives. tee hee hee

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  10. 10

    Do you know why this douche exists? BECAUSE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HIM! Stop talking about him, and he goes away.

  11. 11

    Ghetto? He looks like an 11 year old could kick his ass.

  12. 12

    Looks like my sexy Harry Balsac when he was in his 30s

  13. 13

    People with tattoos don't complain about fat queers who don't .. Get a life your fuckin dick smoker. OOOh how I would love to slap the fat out of you!

  14. 14

    Looks like he cuts his hair with a lawnmower.

  15. minka says – reply to this


    Whenever I see this guy's picture, I don't know whether to puke or feel sorry for him. So pathetic.

  16. 16

    What? Is this just some random dumb ass loser? You said "failed"
    and "stoopid". I personally know lots of failed losers that have really, really
    stoopid azz tattoos in the music industry. If I send you their picture will you
    put their FUGLY azz faces up here like this FUGLY AZZ NOBODY. I mean really
    WHO THE F*CK CARES???????

  17. 17

    use discount code "PEREZ" and save 20% www.HouseOfDog.com - see Teddy Hilton on the celebrity dog page

  18. 18

    I'm Canadian and I have no idea who this douche is.

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  20. 20

    eeeewwww do wannabes fuck this guy for records?

  21. 21

    PeePee you were all on his nutsack when he was BFF with paris. Did he turn you down? Or maybe he wouldn't let you be lucky pierre with brandon davis.

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  23. 23

    Peewee Herman, is that you?

  24. 24

    This guy's career is in the crapper…..

  25. 25

    What an ugly-ass moron. The ONLY people' name anyone should ever get tattooed on you are your parents or kids name or pets' names!!!

  26. 26

    he cheated christina aguilera

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    This cat is a complete dicksmack. I live in Miami (Represent Perez!) and I see this tool around town in his pathetic $100k Lamborghini he bought from the wackadoo kid who owns Prestige Imports. He sucks as a producer and he invests time and money in complete A-holes with no talent like Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan. I think he has a glass eye too or is cross-eyed because he's never been sighted without his shades.

  29. 29

    Can anyone say stalker???

  30. 30

    Who cares?

  31. 31

    he may look wierd..and may be broke now but all hes gotta do is make some more beets and hell be back up there.. hes helped with ALOT of good tracks and hes very well conneected with celebs.

  32. 32

    Something about this guy….hmmm….everytime I see him he gives me the creeps.

  33. Laxer says – reply to this


    Scott Storch sounds like a cleaning product. " Stain on your pants? No problem, just give it a little spray of Scott Storch and watch it fade away."

  34. 34

    wow he wouldnt fuck u huh