Failed music producer and celebrity-humper, Scott Storch, is trying to woo a new lady with a tattoo of the girl's likeness.
According to a source, the tattoo is "ghetto, big, and on his arm." The source forgot to add "Stoopid."
But, the source did say, "It's crazy because he's not even actually dating her."
Again, they forgot to add "Stoopid."
There, we did it for them.
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