Spencer Plays Dumb, No One Buys It
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
Work those 15 minutes!
It's been quiet on the Speidi front lately, which had us worried that the "big one" was coming to hit California or something. But, fortunately, they've resurfaced, eliminating our fears.
According to In Touch Weekly, Spencer Pratt admitted that his wedding was a sham, but only because - and we quote - "I didn’t even know you have to legalize a wedding."
Oh come on now, Spencer, we're sure you could have just asked one of the camera crew and they would have told you!
He adds, "I thought growing up, you say 'I do' and you’re married."
If it was that easy, gays wouldn't be having such a problem in California right now!
But, the couple is determined to get married! For real! On television!
In Las Vegas for New Year's, Heidi said that the couple is planning on having a big wedding for friends and family.
Spencer adds, "We’ll definitely have it on TV because of the fans and haters."
We're sure the wedding decorations will feature the MTV logo.
Because marriage is sacred like that!
[Image via WENN.]
Oh Christ Mario- not these 2 again…….
Quoting another MTV show, "Next!"
HE DOESN'T "PLAY" DUMB MARIO HE "IS" DUMB! WHAT A TRASHY MEDIA WHORE! HE'S A DOUCHE!
Double fist in da ASS!
Shut the fuck up already… Hate this puto…
DOUCHE!
Perez I think youre the only loser that cares about these losers…
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Ahh whatsup verga….. miss u
Speidi= Stupid, fake, ugly, talentless, std infested, retarted….DOUCHES!
I don't know what is worse..these fuck crackers or you pimping out your book every other post.
Re: Big Black Dick – Could you possibly have arsenic on your fists when you do it?
www.HouseOfDog.com will donate a wedding set for the big show if they include a dog in the ceremony.
They are soooo dumb and fake and anyone who likes them is a loser! Perez idk why you even put them on here
she looks like a bimbo
Ill be laughing when their 15 minutes is up and they can't sell anymore "stories" to the tabloids because nobody gives a FUCK about these 2 LOSERS anymore (if anyone ever did). Heidi sold her soul to the devil. And Spencer TWATT is just a famewhoring douchebag. They'll get what's coming to them.
Re: Big Black Dick – damn you're sexy boy.
Really…….You two want some kool aid to drink???? I got it from Jim Jones
uhh FANS? what fans, spencer?
spencer really fucked the poor girl up.. that's what happens if you date loosers!
Re: LettyB – Where are the (.)(.)'s???? Or are you just a tease? HHmmmmm…..
Fags say "I do" like I do like it in my ass.
Re: Juicy84x – Let's see how juicy you really are.
Their 15 minutes seem like 15 decades….
"We'll definatly have the wedding on TV because MTV will be dumb enough to pay us millions for it. I love being a reality TV whore!"
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Spencer is such a douchbag! He talks to everyone like they are beneth him! I bet we will be seeing his mug shot in a few years with him beating the shit out of his "wife" in an alcohol induced rage!! ***mark my words!***
ugh! can't we all just boycott these idiots?
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Hola, mi QUERIDO MONO SALSERO!
People still use the word "Haters"? I thought I was watching the movie "House Party" on DVD because that is about the last time anybody who used that word didn't sound like an idiot. Oh wait…forgot who we were talking about.
nice juggs on Heidi
Re: LaDiva welcomes 2009…. – HOLA…PINGA LOVER! jajaja
;) HEY, DID YOU READ MY ANSWER TO THE MILANO CACA QUESTION? IF NOT GO TO THE POST! TRUE STORY! SHE'S A CACA-EATER! jajaja
If he was any dumber he would be a mannequin.!!!
Nothing screams dumbass like that pigeon-toe stance Heidi. Just saying…
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – HOLA! HOW MUCH TIME DID IT TAKE YOU TO PUT ALL THE DECORATIONS AWAY? IT TOOK US HOURS…WE HAD A LOT OF COMIDA y BEBIDAS SO IT WASN'T THAT BAD! jajaja
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – The last Star wishes
the prettiest star a Happy Afternoon!!!!
her implants look painful
Re: _Alice_ – I AM STILL THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!
Spencer doesn't care what you think he just cares about the $$. he knew that the marriage wasn't legal, he said that he was going to go back to america and sign the papers but he never did it…he will do anything for $$…including pimp out his own girlfriend
What do you mean "No One Buys It"? Everyone keeps buying it that's why these two are still hanging around like a bad smell. C'mon P, do the right thing, close the door on these two. It's the kind humane thing to do.
Re: _Alice_ – Did you say you wanted to see my (o) (o) 's
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – jaja putaface. u always make me laugh…
yuck
Her implants look AWFUL. These two are such morons…they suck just as bad as Paris Hilton.
when will these 2 just go away. fuck, anything can be famous these days. no talent required
p-nasty called it. getting hitched on tv rivals diana and charles
Re: the last star – Hey, handsome!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – It took hours, but we are all done! We had a lot of comida too! Have you ever had pasteles? They take forever to make,but are riquisimos! …and all gone!
I read this yesterday…
double yuck
Oh God.. am I the only one sick of these two? GO AWAY!
this is OLD news .. wtf?
Re: Long Dong Connery – I'd take a peek. No touchy, touchy though!
My god, how utterly stupid LOL LOL LOL
can you pleaseee stop talking about these 2 idiots. thanx
Here's a highly appropriate old saying for him: "Better to remain silent and have everyone think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
He didn't know?!?! OMG. I weep for our future if he's representative of our young people.
I said that incorrectly. I think it goes "Better to remain silent and have everyone wonder if you're an idiot…." but you all get the drift, I'm sure.
UGH!!! I was JUST thinking about how nice it was that we had not heard from these two in a while. Can we start a group to banish them from any and all public media?!?!? Oh, and #9, I'm sorry, but if this were YOUR site and YOUR book, you'd be pimping it out too. It's called marketing.
I said that incorrectly. I think it goes "….have everyone wonder if you're an idiot" but I'm sure you all get the drift.
who cares about them???????gay
they are the most ridiculous couple i ever saw
I knew it…it was a scam…just like Jen & Brads marriage…….HA! MORONS!
Spencer Pratt is an asshole. He should have spent his doe on a brain transplant instead of Heid'is boobs. GOD, like I said he is just an asshole!
fake assholes
Is it because Heidi sucked Dumbo until his brain was dry?
Perezito, your niveau is low these weeks, only notes about Disney sluts as if you were bragging for your own show on the mouse channel! Where are the real celebs?
>>> PLAYS DUMB (lol) HE'S NOT PLAYING YOU RETARD
Tell me she thinks her fake breasts look good and I'll finger my own asshole. Do people realize that when everyone in the world knows you have fake tits it defeats the purpose. We still know you were born a scrawny little flat chested, big nosed trashy looking ho bag. He is SOOOO ugly… she is SOOOO average. These two non-celebs really need to be put in some sort of oven. And the beauty of it all, unlike REAL celebs, they LIVE for this website. it's quite brilliant that everyone makes fun of them and hates them.
Ya know what? She genuinely has a face like a horse. And I swear I'm not even jealous. If I had her money and could afford the clothes and hair and the like you would bet, feature for feature that I and zillions of others of us on here are truly prettier than she. Heidi, you're ugly. Always will be. Neigh. Neigh.
Who cares…The had better molk the time they have left in the spotlight..which is by the way burning out! Time for the sex tape scandal!
Re: Miss Jones – Can't spell & oh-well! I can't stand these two!
ahaha.
PLEAZZZE Perez, their 15 mins are way up!!
No more stories about these two losers!!
Funky Looking Fake Boobs tho, they look like they will burst!
Hey Perez, let's do an experiment. Stop talking about these two wannabes for a whole week, and we'll see if their heads implode!
Speidi smells of beef & cheese! Quit posting about these losers PLEASE
It's Beavis and Mr. Ed on the red carpet…who are you wearing?
WTF!!?? Heidi's TITS looks SO GROTESQUE! I hate that fake ass orange-on-top-of-rib cage look. REAL BOOBIES RULE!!
Heidi, you were so much prettier before all your "procedures"!
What kind of moron doesn't know you need a marriage certificate? Ugh… they annoy me so much…
OMG her BOOBS look SO GROSS HERE.
stop the presses
stop the photo's
stop the MTV Contracts
and maybe these two useless tarts will go away !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry but this couple is soooo stupid!!! They annoy the heck out of me because they are so fake, seriously, stop the act.
It's called GOOGLE you fucking morons!!!!
why would you think we even care??? no one cares about these idiots.
fans? aww poor spencer is delusional!
Jaminey Christmas Mario - STOP posting shit about these worthless waste of space douchebags. Not surprised the guy is moronic enough to realize he needs a legal document to get married!! And for the 38th time, I ask why I even bother wasting my time commenting on these assholes.
No that's authentic dumb ass. You can't fake stupidity like that. Of course, it doesn't mean he isn't above whoring that wedding with his wife. Hahaha "for the haters…" hon, the haters won't watch. The haters will be wishing that your marriage falls apart.
With voodoo.
Who are these people anyway???????
If Spencer Pratt plays dumb, I'll buy it. He IS dumb.
i'd love to just toss a grenade at these two. BLAM!!!! THE END .