Cokate To Make Another Coke Baby?
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia > Kate Moss
Is Kate Moss planning on another spawn to abandon with her nanny on her hard-pAArtying nights out on the town?
Moss reportedly gave her 66-year-old nanny a double Christmas bonus telling her "she’d have twice as much work for her this year."
Cokate is on holidays in Thailand right now with nanny Mary, daughter Lila, and boyfriend Jamie Hince, some D-list rocker.
Cokate's been smoking and drinking while on vacay (among other vices, we're sure), but plans on sending the kiddie home to detox with her future babydaddy.
Her uterus may not even be in a condition to support life!
Don't do it!
The world doesn't need another kid waiting for her mommy to come home trashed from pAArtying!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: January 8, 2009 at 12:00 pm
UPDATE!
POLICE HAVE CAPTURED TURD FURGUSON AND ANDY27! THEY HAD TO BE RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL ! THERE INJURIES OCCURRED AS PEOPLE APPROACHED THE TWO. THEY FOUND TURD FURGUSON GIVING TO AND27 UP THE ASS AND DUE TO THE SURPRISE OF POLICE PRESENCE ANDY27'S ASSHOLE MUSCLES SEIZED UP ON TURD'S DICK!!!!
WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATE ON THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION!
she should not have more kids.
she can't handle the 1 she has.
OLD NEWS SHIT HEAD
THERE GOT AN OLD AVIE!
Re: LettyB – lmao
way to go!!
i laughed out loud at work!
i 'm gonna get caught!!
Re: LettyB – good idea about the avie.
Re: mama of 2 – I KNOW! I ALREADY HAVE MANY TIMES!!! HAHAHAHA!
Just what we need. Another unfit mother!
Wow I hope that's not correct. She doesn't have her ducks in a row yet and she is not ready for another kid. She needs to kick the drugs first.
Re: LettyB – 1
Get the hose! Stuck like the dogs they are!
I don't mean to offend dogs!
Re: LettyB – WOAH! NICE! DAYUM!
your site is getting fucke dup again…
just got sent to yourbook.com
Re: LettyB – LOL! I HOPE HIS DICK GETS RIPPED OFF…..
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COKATE IS SUCH AN IRRESPONSIBLE REJECT. BE A MOMMY TO THE FIRST BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT A SECOND…..
Nah, she ain't pregnant. Look at her arms and then at her waist. Just put on 15lbs.
Re: LettyB – i missed the boobs bu harry and sweets saw it!
Damn she looks hot in this pic.
She should 1st lay off the crack before she attempts to conceive a child that will most likely be as coked up as his mother…
Lets go Gators let's go!
WHOOAH!
Re: LettyB – UPDATE
JUICY IS GOING TO THE BCS CHAMPIONSHIP GAME TONIGHT IN MIAMI TO WATCH THE FLORIDA GATORS KICK "CHOKE"-KLAHOMA'S BOOTIES!!!
Re: harrybalsac – I WILL CHANGE IT BACK AFTER!!!!!!
Re: LettyB –
When you have that face on honey, you fukin fit in my family.
yessssssssssss
Re: LettyB – yea letty u listened to me. I love gollum…. He turns me on in a sick n twisted way…. hehehe
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Re: Juicy84x – THAT'S FOOTBALL RIGHT!
i couldn't imagine having a kid and sending
them off with the nanny all the time.
Re: LettyB – LOL
Re: LaDiva welcomes 2009…. – ME TOO! LOL!
Re: Major Dude is a Major Dude – lol
i missed you.
oh godd what a awful picture!!!!
this bitch has never been hot y shes a super model ugh
Re: Major Dude is a Major Dude – Brit Hume! OMG! LMFAO!
Re: LettyB –
Thank God the monster is back, coz that Leaf was just ..well, too nice for you krazi bitch…lol
Her baby will be the new Amy Winehouse.
Re: LettyB – Cant they spray them with a hose to seperate the two .You know like they do when 2 dogs get stuck to gether while there having sex.
cocaine
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – HEY BILLIE YOU PUT YOUR OLD AVIE UP!
Re: the last star – THEY ARE REALLY STUCK!!!!!!
Yay! She's a Saggie like me
i love her tatt
Hey krackwhore
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no fucking babies,
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how zhe ever got a
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job is beyond uzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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oh yeah..the cockzucking zhe muzt of done.
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anybody that knows rock n' roll, knows that the kills, james hince is NO d-list rocker…one of the best bands that has been around
Re: JokerBaby – Hey jokerbaby….
D-list rocker? The Kills are amazing, unlike the shit you listen to…. ummm how about Katy Perry, for example!
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You don't know shit Perez!
Re: sunshine81 – Thank you! …Just because someone dates someone that Perez hates for no reason, they automatically become D-list douchebags?!?
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I'm sick of Perez's shit. He's lucky I live in Europe and fucking hate LA and would never visit there again, because if I was there, I'd find him and kick his ass.
Thailand….great place for "Special Shakes" I was tripping balls for hours over at the Full Moon Party.
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Cokate is no more in Thailand - the are back in the UK!! And when she is pregnant why are her boobs so small?!?!
i don't know where she is beautiful
d-list rocker?! he's from the kills. hardly d-list if you dig good music.
The kills are class. and Kate Moss as a model is prob the best on the plane!!!
Google her work haters!!!
he's not d-list! the kills are an incredible band… gosh Perez doesn't know shit. Moss is a bomb, she's the greatest fashion icon in years
DOES THE ANCHOR TATTOO REPRESENT HER BEING WRIST DEEP IN
SEAMEN/SEMEN??
Re: sunshine81 – Totally! The Kills are great. One of the best bands around today!
she is sooo damn ugly