Crissy Ronaldo Totals Ferrari, Miraculously Walks Away From Accident Unscathed
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We're glad he's OK!
On Thursday morning, Manchester United superstar, the hottness that is Cristiano Ronaldo, completely wrecked his $300K Ferrari in a Manchester Airport tunnel.
He apparently lost control of the car in the tunnel, hit the wall and sent parts of the barrier separating the two-way tunnel across lanes.
Ronnie, surprisingly, was able to get himself out of that mangled mess!
A witness said, “Ronaldo was just standing at the side of the road looking forlorn and bewildered."
And after the crash madness, Ronnie attended a Manchester United practice session!
What dedication.
Someone's guardian angel worked overtime today!
Posted: January 8, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Euro Greasy slipped right out of that mess.
OLD NEWS AGAIN YOU FUCKING RAT BASTARD!
Re: harrybalsac – HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Who's greasier? Him or Flav?
Re: LettyB – Do ya think Turd got 86ed or is just sandbaggin'?
ouch!
ouch!!!!!
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Re: Major Dude is a Major Dude – Did I ever tell you I got my start as the "squegee guy" on that Rob Lowe video back in the day.
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Re: harrybalsac – NOT SURE BUT I RATE ALL HIS FUCKING COMMENTS WITH A SKULL!!!!!
Re: harrybalsac – he's like andy..waiting and watching.
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Blah blah this was on tmz already……
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Yawn…..old news!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH HE FUCKING DESTROYED A FERRARI? Goddamn, that car was much more beautiful than his greasy ass ever will be.
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I am SO IN LOVE!
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Re: harrybalsac – harry is never one to piss away an opportunity!
Re: Major Dude is a Major Dude – do they butter the popcorn too?
Re: harrybalsac – hahaha
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I can't believe he didn't burst into tears.
DAMN! BE CAREFUL RONALDO!! YOU COULD HAVE INJURED YOUR SEXY SOCCOR THIGHS. SERIOUSLY. THERE'S NO NEED TO BE A SPEED DEMON AND YOU DON'T NEED THAT SOUPED UP PRETENTIOUS CAR TO BE SEXY. SAVE YOUR NEED FOR ADVENTURE FOR THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
THANK GOODNESS HE'S OK
He was obviously speeding.
I'm free if he needs some comfort
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He was obviously speeding or texting or speeding and texting.
And yet again, you're late. This was news hours ago.
He's so greasy he just slid right out of the car!
seat belts (and, probably, air bags) saved his life
I hate Manchester United but it's good he is okay
It seems more like an episode of Footballers Wives to me!
Kids. He should know to slow down before he cums.
shit!! he almost died in my hometown!!
Let's not do the Crissy thing. It doesn't roll of the tongue nicely as Cristiano does.
He is lucky!
Thank God he's ok! Hopefully that's a warning sign to him!
Thank god he's okay!
xo.
I love you Ronaldo.
That's why rich people pay $300,000 for a Ferrari, Perez…no 'miracle' involved here. Hello!!!
RONNY NO!
at least he's safe, that's all that matters to me
i would die if something horrible would happen to him!
at least he's all good!
i would die if something horrible would happen to him!
love u ronaldo!
Thank God he is ok!
He was going to meet up with the same woman Charles Berkley was driving drunk to meet.
This seems to be an indication that Ronaldo isn't really qualified to drive a Ferrari. Maybe a Yugo.
i loveeeeee him ! all you haters are patheticccccc ! hes an amazing player thats why hes won soo many awardss dickheadsssss!
THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!1 when I first heard the news I was fearing the worse!!!
thank god he's OK.
You know it had something to do with a cell phone….that and the fact that he is a God and, therefore, indestructible.
I think he is gorgeous!!!
The "crash scene" was 5 mins away from where i live!
Get a driver Crissy, we can't risk anything happening to that beautiful face!