The Grecian Goddess & Her Zeus

1/08/2009 9:02 PM ET | Filed under: Brad Pitt • Angelina Jolie

America's royal couple, Bradley & Angie, look stunning together on the red carpet of the Critics Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Thursday night.

You can tell that they're soooo in love just by looking at them.

It's disgusting!

We kid. We kid.

It fills us with hope to see two people so clearly in love. Plus, superficially, we like to look at the pretty!

[Photos via Getty Images.]

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imbeth12365 says – reply to this

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She is way too thin!
SooCal says – reply to this

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I wonder why this site sensors me? I'm mild compared to some of these opinions…
boobugx says – reply to this

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obviously whomever wrote this post has never been in love because these people do not look "soooo in love". they look like a cheater and a homewrecker posing for their sheep of a public.

first of all, i don't like jennifer aniston, but she like all people didnt deserve to be cheated on.

second, angelina is a FREAK…she should have been fixed so she could never spawn and how she ever got approved for all those adoptions i don't know. she cut herself, she doesn't have a stable family, she wore a blood vial, SHE MADE OUT WITH HER BROTHER! does anyone recall this?! i thought adoption agencies preferred married couples? its not a good environment to raise 6+ children in..two celebutards shacking up and getting knocked up…although i question the origin of those twins..she's old..rich..how easy it would be for invitro…….

hate this famewhoring slag and her pet.
ingbot says – reply to this

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She just LOST the critics choice award and they panned in on her face….It was classic!! She was PISSED!!
SWEETPIECE says – reply to this

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Re: Milky Milky – Oh and if LG is Perez, he is brilliant! What a star!
But Milky, this will all work out, I am sure! oxox
Amanda Says says – reply to this

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BEAUTY.
sparkys nemesis says – reply to this

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You're totally right, Perez. They do look gorgeous and in love. Sorry I missed tonite's awards and instead, watched that lame People's Choice one last nite.
rojenz says – reply to this

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She is addicted to unconditional love (which is why she is gathering an army of children) and she could use a sandwich every couple of days. Eat a sandwich. Eat half a sandwich. You want the rest of my sandwich? It's turkey, no mayo.
boobugx says – reply to this

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oh, and her in white? practically blasphemious.
Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett says – reply to this

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Re: Milky Milky – Milky, dontchoo worry y'seff, now. Mammy sees all and hears all. I'm still y'mammy, and wid all the pow'r o' the Good Lawd, you gone be jess fine.
Mammy knows her own, and never goes fickle on her chilluns. You jess remember that.
Now, c'mone over to my kichenn 'n' let me fix you a good ol' e'ning toddy, Mammy-style.
DaniBellaMama says – reply to this

111

America's Royal Couple????? Give me a break…these two are nothing but a couple of cheap, two-bit hoes…
DaniBellaMama says – reply to this

112

Saw "Benjamin Button" today (more for Cate Blanchette than anything else)…it was just OK…nothing that great…it's all hype…just like everything else surrounding Brad Shitt…
Brendolynne says – reply to this

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She is way too skinny now. All bones and no meat. Not so attractive anymore. Her face is so sunken in, her shoulders look like coat hangers, and her collar bones look like they're about to burst through her skin. Ick! Nothing pretty about any of that. Let's look at her again when she's gained about 20 lbs.
pinkelephant says – reply to this

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Get your eyes checked much?

She's over rated, wasting away and a boring as hell FAKE!

He is the most OVER RATED man on earth and he's old. He can't act or carry a movie himself. I dare you to name one movie he's shoulder without an A-list actor/actress also involved.

Any don't even get me started on the way they use their 'children' to promote their profile… they are a pair of FAMEWHORES.
boobugx says – reply to this

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Re: stars101 – she's so gross, i feel bad for the kids. i really do.
The REAL Leona'$ Gho$t embraces Milky says – reply to this

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Re: Milky Milky – OH MILKY, DAHLING
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IGNORE THE EVIL IMPOSTOR!
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THE RECURRING STALKER HAS NOW CHOSEN ME…ME!!!!…TO TRY TO MOCK.
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IGNORE THE FOOLISH TROG.
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YOU KNOW I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND IGNORE ANY LIITLE EUPHEMISMS.
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THE REAL LG IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!
xrysali1 says – reply to this

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please dont insult the greeks by comparing them to angelina
Cirej25 says – reply to this

118

beautiful!
thomasblaze9 says – reply to this

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she is ugly. they are annoying. they need to just go away. she had the biggest bitch smile on her face when anne hathaway (deservingly) beat her for critics choice.
hippychk13 says – reply to this

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Angelina is back to being a skinny skank!!!!
thomasblaze9 says – reply to this

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pinkelephant you are my new best friend. couldnt have said it better!
diajamb says – reply to this

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Love how they look, but Angie's hands and arms are icky-skinney. Sorry, but she really needs a protein shake or something. I don't think you're supposed to be able to see all those tendons and stuff on her hands…
Sonbi2 says – reply to this

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They make such a great looking couple and they really do look happy and in luv…..It's nice to see in todays times where stars are concerned……
boobugx says – reply to this

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Re: stars101 – like i said before, whoever wrote this has no idea what love is. whatever they're doing in these pictures is disgusting and certainly not anything resembling emotion. the body language is so bad and the looks on their faces..makes me sick. oh and i googled the horse boob pics, that is wrong. the aspca should rescue that poor animal and she should be locked up like the other bestiality freaks.
elfinney says – reply to this

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she is scary skinny
Mistress says – reply to this

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Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett – #110 Whoops, Mammy I think your slip is showing. LOL
LusciousLiz says – reply to this

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Send her over to my house, I'll feed her…she looks SO much better with 15 more pounds on her
LusciousLiz says – reply to this

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Re: rojenz – lol
Assume the Position! says – reply to this

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what the hell is up with this site??????????????? LG I CAN'T respond to you now but I was able to before!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cow is a racist although she acts like she has black and latino "friends"!!!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with you people???????????????????????? You guys are fucking idiots and fucking SICK!!!
Cowboy says – reply to this

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She is always so aware of the camera. Why aren't they across the pond bothering those poor people? They are both filthy and there are so many people who are burnt out on them. Poor Brad's career is slowly fading and he can thank Angelina. It's all down hill for them for now on so they better start having moe babies.
pradagirl7 says – reply to this

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The homewrecker looks pretty bony to me and her hands look awful. I have to agree with the other post here saying she has an eating disorder.
LusciousLiz says – reply to this

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Re: sushi – There is nothing nastier than thin lips (well maybe a few things) but Angelina has gorgeous lips
greenagain says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress – 110 I love Mammy
jazz86 says – reply to this

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Shes a beautiful woman but my god the anorexic look does not look good at all she use to have a such a great muscular and toned body with meat on her bones.
Llamaland says – reply to this

135

So sick of these 2.
greenagain says – reply to this

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Re: Assume the Position! – did you win any money on the game?
dizzysixtyseven says – reply to this

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She's quite pretty but not much of a figure. Eat a cheeseburger (or 2 or 3)! She's looking much like Skeletor himself, Marc Anthony…ha!
SoCalC8 says – reply to this

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Fucking home wrecker- I hope that bitch rots in hell!!
Cora says – reply to this

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I swear they are looking more and more like wax figures.
cali kitty says – reply to this

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to skinny he body looks sad,don't like the dress,,brads always hott
jojo123 says – reply to this

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LOOK AT HER BIG MASSIVE MONKEY HEAD ARE YOU KIDDING AND SHE HAS NO BODY SHES SO FUCKING SCRAWNEY,SHE MUST AVE GOTTEN SICK WHEN SHE SAW JENS FINE ASS BODY IN GQ,I WOULD HAVE IF IT WERE MY BOYFRIENDS EX,SHE MUST HAVE BEEN IMAGINING ALL THE CUMING HE DONE OVER JEN AND NO DOUBT STILL DOES WHEN HES FUCKING THAT SKELETON.ANGIES DISCUSTING AND IM SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING SHES HOT,WORST PART ABOUT ALL THAT I JUST WROTE IS PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE HER,FUCK THAT,ITS NOT A COMPLEMENT.
jojo123 says – reply to this

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AND THE PICTURES ARE SOOOOOO FAKE,THERE NOT THAT GOOD AT ACTING YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM.
postme says – reply to this

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Oh look its the beautiful whore who wants to make her self look like moher thrersa even though she has commited sin. You stole a womans husband bitch.

To her right we have the man whore who forgets to take his daily baths. Nice!
liz_goshhhhh says – reply to this

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hooooomewrecker!
liz_goshhhhh says – reply to this

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except brad & jen wouldve broken up anyway

you could totally see it coming.

homewrecker whore here just decided to speed things up
Cath4Respect says – reply to this

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Looks are irrelevant, but it seems they are happy. One hopes that they aren't rushing too many children together, time is always best when adding to any family.
I'm better than you are says – reply to this

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she looks like a pasty dead stick with a misshapen rag hanging off of her. WHAT is the big deal with this girl?? She looked better with some meat on her but even then she was only passable.
Giorgia09 says – reply to this

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These two are disgusting indeed. He looks like a piece of old leather and she looks like death warmed over. They both suck and they can't act worth shit. Pathetic posers.
kisss says – reply to this

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beautiful as always
wahwah says – reply to this

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Only if being a royal couple means you start your relationship by commiting adultery!!! HOMEWRECKER Angelina Jolie, never forget that anyone! any girl who had ur man stolen away from you. She thinks she's all that!! ARGHHH!! Cannot stand her!
Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress – Whoops, #151, Mistress, Heeheehee…….show did, didn' it. Heeheehee. Perez be up to mishcief dis e'ning, iddin he? Hooohooohoooheeeee. I'se declares, he is a mess. Toyin' and triflin' with Mammy like that. Yes…I knows I'm shame at my slip ashowin'.
Honey you knows you right. Haahaahaa.
Oooooooh,, Lawzy, Lawzy!!!!
Cottonquinn says – reply to this

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I don't care how many third world children these two fake asses buy they are still both assholes. I now understand why Angelina's forehead looks so huge…it's because her normally large features are made even larger by her extreme thinness…like a bobble head.
CzNano723 says – reply to this

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DAMN…wth happen to her body…ill admit the whore has a beautiful face…but shes a fucken stick figure…most people who have babies will fill out a little but she went in the wrong direction….someone needs to force feed the whore…shes looking sick
Cottonquinn says – reply to this

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Re: Milky Milky –

You don't really give a shit about LG and her whole unoriginal "darling" thing do you?
LusciousLiz says – reply to this

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Re: SoCalC8 – "Fucking home wrecker- I hope that bitch rots in hell!!"

Ummm is there some reason why you are so angry and taking it so personal??? Are you really Jennifer A? Cuz otherwise why do you care so much???
whiterabbit says – reply to this

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wow. the look of love.
what's going on with his hair tho? bit weird. she is flawless as always, and so frickin thin, he's holding on to her so she doesn't blow over.
I Like Myself says – reply to this

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Is that shine on his forehead …. makeup??? smallstreamincome . tk
m r s . j a n i s e says – reply to this

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gorgeous face..nasty skeletal body(lol)
Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress – Serrsly, tho'…I'se worried about Milky. She's done gone 'n' got all upsot ovuh nuttin. She knows I luvs her…and you…'nd all my precious chilluns. Sumpin ain't right, I says, sumpin jess ain't right. It pains me to see strife and travails troublin' my papies.
Y'alls is gots to rally ’round Milky, sweet lil mamajud, too,…and roust out all this discord. It ain't fittin'. No, it jess ain't fittin'.
Hhuuuuummmmppppphhhhhhhffffff.
It jess ain't fittin'.
Perez stirring up ill will 'n' all.
I'm a haffa go out back 'n' cut me a stiff hickory switch if this goes on much longer. Tear sum ass up, I tells ya. Put sum red stripes 'crosst sum backsides. Just ask Prissy. I got her locked in the cellar, them stripes did 'er sum good. Lying to Miss Scarlett, like that.
Ooooooh…..sweet Jesuss, Mary, and Lawd in heaven.
MissMix Alot says – reply to this

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They are so yummy.
I love beautiful people.
I hope they have more babies.
Angelina should populate her own island.
I want to brush her hair and tell her she's pretty.
WinonaJohnson says – reply to this

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These f**kers are are fakers!!!
wow. just wow says – reply to this

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he is soooo gorgeous and lovely
Amber! says – reply to this

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Not the best picture of those two. I dont see a genuine look of love going on here but they are posing to play the part everyone expects them to. She is too thin!!! It makes her look very old. As far as Angelina the person goes, I think she has good intentions but is so messed up that she goes about it in the wrong way. She seems to truly want to help and do things to improve other peoples lives…. but her timing and the in your face publicity surrounding everything backfires everytime. Brad, well, he is a follower. He must think highly of the women he is with because he morphs into the man version of them. They need to seek professional help.
Laura Palmer's Hooha says – reply to this

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The homewrecking whore and her poon hound is more like it.
LoLiNgA*** says – reply to this

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Too thin!!!!!!!!!! And First Pic… too posed :S
magentapyramid says – reply to this

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I don't care how you bake the cake, pour on the icing and leave any heartfelt message… Angelina can adopt all the children of the rainbow…. everywhere, everytime ….. but the fact that she is a self-righteous homewrecker can never be candy-coated…… It's just that the rest of the world needs to adopt a brain and recognize the histrionics for what they really are….
Rodney Ruppert says – reply to this

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Angelina looks disgusting as always, she is way too thin & starved.
Hemlock Queen says – reply to this

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I am SO SICK of these fucking Assholes.
SoCalC8 says – reply to this

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Re: LusciousLiz – I'm certainly not Jenn. I just think it's trashy when women take away peoples husbands; it's low-class. Brad is even lower for allowing it to happen. What happened to morals??
kick_ass! says – reply to this

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There's just something offbeat about this woman. Can't get myself to like her despite all the media hype.

They're both fab in the photos though.
maxie pad says – reply to this

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two media whores engage in a public display of affection…

that's what i call true romance!
seamus says – reply to this

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You're such a sycophant, Perez. LOL
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Your verbal boot-licking makes you look silly and highlights what brangelina is _not_.
kateskiiz says – reply to this

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those tats just make her look tacky! and perez shouldnt u be calling her skeliton hands … look in the second pic ewww
robbiesmom says – reply to this

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Brad & Angie, Angie & Brad Ho Hum! Is anyone else as sick of seeing their faces on every single cover of every single magazine and on ever single episode of ET? ENOUGH ALREADY…
Angie needs to start eating too, check out the bones in her wrists!!
Gigit says – reply to this

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Gross she looks like a skeleton
Mistress says – reply to this

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Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett – #191 God in heaven loves your soul Miss Lawzy. You are one I wouldn't mind splitting a mint julip with one day - you're such a wise person.
Milky will be OK, she's made of stern stuff. It's all a storm in a teacup. It wasn't the real LG (whoever that is these days) but it's always upsetting when this kind of unpleasantness occurs.
Hopefully the pink room can regain some of its love.
It's nice to see you have a dark side too Miss Lawzy. LOL
KevinK says – reply to this

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Nice pomade there Brad. Make sure not to get any on anyone.

Pompadours are so yesterday.
redrum86 says – reply to this

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Why is she so thin ?
slutshitney says – reply to this

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he looks a little old.angelina looks great
thatgirlhaslove says – reply to this

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oh wow. beautiful. i just wish angie wouldn't be thaaaaat skinny though……
marcelcarelys says – reply to this

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SHE IS AND ALWAYS BE A HOMEWRECKING BITCH….YES… SHE IS BEAUTIFUL EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOK LIKE A LOLLYPOP, BUT STILL ONCE A BITCH ALWAYS A BITCH!!!
londonting. says – reply to this

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beautiful as she may be, she's sooo out of touch with reality, but thinks she's so in tune with the real world.
god_quit_being_a_sheep says – reply to this

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WTF? Did she cut holes in sheet? That dress sucks.. AND STILL WITH THAT STUPID FACIAL HAIR!!! Eat a sandwich bitch…
Me..Just Me says – reply to this

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Hey Mario, Could you kiss their asses even more?!!?!? How many times has "Santa Angelina" been married!?!?! Didn't she make out with her brother @ an awards show before? Didn't she tell a red carpet interviewer that she & Billy Bob had just had sex on the way to the event in their limo!?!?!? And don't even start me on Brad Spitt. I mean how many starlets has he gone through? Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth, Jennifer Anniston (who, BTW, is far more claasy that Angie). PULEASE!!!!! ENOUGH ALREADY, "Queer of all Media" Everyone has their favorites but this is getting rediculous
kitty9 says – reply to this

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The only time I'll be interested in a story about skankelina and pittstain, is when they split up and are fighting over which little bastard they each get to keep!
shooie says – reply to this

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Grecian godess my ass. She always dresses so plain. She looks like a skeleton.
gioudisgirl says – reply to this

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wow, this dress is WHOREndus. it does not fit and is plain ugly. the tight ponytail should have been pinned up for a finished look. simply a miss. it takes a lot to make santa angelina look bad but this dress does it easily.
terissa says – reply to this

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They looked so beautiful last night, so happy we finally got to see them. Not happy that they didn't take home awards to collect on their shelves. I think their movies were fantastic and glad they got nominated for them. Why is it when someone has a bumpy year with drama in thier personal lives they always get a sympathy award? It does happen all to often and think it's crap. They didn't attend the PCA because it was Zahara's birthday.
KevinK says – reply to this

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Re: redrum86 Why is she so thin ? –

Because she has a eating disorder and is just another victim of Hollyweird.

She has always been skinny, but not this skinny. It's unattractive. I don't care what people say.

Ever try sexing a boney chick? It hurts. If you ever sex one, make sure her shirt is off. You will be able to see your manhood poking through her stomach.

Really short skinny girls can also be spun. Hence the name "spinner"

And before anyone attacks me, I am joking. Well all but the first Hollyweird eating disorder part. And the whole not being skinny and sexing girls that are too thin hurting.

There is a difference between people who are thin that CAN'T gain weight, and people with eating disorders. Usually by the time the first get to Angie's age the weight starts evening out. She is getting SKINNIER. So..
hugsandhissyfits says – reply to this

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Her dress is NOT cute.she does look beautiful though…he is looking old and tired and wrinkled i think…cigs are getting to him plus the no sleep w the kids.
LaDiva is unleashed.... says – reply to this

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Ha in the 1st pic Angie is scoping out the married men saying, "Hmmm he would do nicely as well….
In the 2nd pic Brad says, "Angie i fucking caught you u whore, and Angie says, "be nice brad, I haven't left you just yet"….
kis95 says – reply to this

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Re: the last star – "two of the classiest couples"? Who is the other couple? Also, if these two are "classy", I'd hate to see what you consider tacky!
kis95 says – reply to this

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Re: Assume the Position! – Yes, and so was Woody Allen's daughter/wife when they adopted her!
Snickers says – reply to this

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Whorelina and Brad ArmPitt. BARF!! I am so sick of these arrogant, self-righteous media whores. They're like that obnoxious "perfect" couple back in high school - the head cheerleader and the prom king/football team captain. Well sooner or later, after everyone gets built up on a pedestal they get knocked down. Weren't Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman the king and queen of Hollywood 10 years ago??? Where are they now???? I hope the same fate befalls these two douchebags. Whorelina will get tired of whipping Brad around and find some other clueless guy who can't think for himself. They're basically an A list version of Speidi.
Wonkette says – reply to this

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Are you kidding? She looks way to thin. Obviously she has a very beautiful face, but she is a shadow of her Lara Croft days, get help Angie!!
urdumb says – reply to this

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PEREZ PICKED THE ONLY TWO PICTURES OUT OF A HUNDRED WHERE THEY EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER. ALL OVER, IT'S JUST FOR SHOW NOW.
lilcwha says – reply to this

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She looks like a plastic doll. I hate that bitch and have since before her and Brad ever hooked up.
Ceren says – reply to this

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OH ISN'T THATSLUT HOME WRECKING GODDESS AND HER LIAR ZEUS??? OH YESSS.

ANGELINA IS A ANOREXIC HOMEWRECKER AND SHE'S A SLUT MOM WHO'S JUST FOR PROMOTING HER KIDS.
Ceren says – reply to this

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SHE'S A SLUT HOMEWRECKING GODDESS AND HER LIAR ZEUS!!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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I DON'T CARE HOW PRETTY HER FACE IS SHE'S WAY TOO SKINNY AND HAS NO SHAPE TO HER BODY ANYMORE!

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