Headline Of The Week Weak

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"Doctors remove can of hairspray from patient's ass!"

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I tripped and fell … honest'

SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.

Mirela Gradinaru, 37, arrived at the clinic in Arad, western Romania, in agony, begging docs to help.

But she refused to tell surgeons how the can came to be lodged in her rear even after a successful operation dislodged the canister.

‘ This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray ’

Mirandolina Prisca, a doctor at the clinic, explained: "We had X-rays done to localise the object and then we carried out the operation. The patient was fine after it.

"She was very embarrassed. She was clearly in a lot of pain, however it got there."

"This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray," said one hospital worker.

And perhaps unsurprisingly the docs never got to the bottom of this medical mystery!

    Posted: Jan 9, 2009 at 11:29 am / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      SICK SICK SICK



    2. 2

      Just two words; WHY????? and OUCH!!!!



    3. 3

      .
      Dear people,
      Please see comment #8 on Barbie@Ken post. It's about Biggest Boss.
      xoxoxo



    4. 4

      should of just bought my lifelike dildoe



    5. 5

      that's nastyyyy



    6. 6

      and what does aubrey have any thing to do with it?? lol



    7. 7

      BBD I think you went too far with that hairspray can! You were just supposed to give the pubes a little curl!



    8. 8

      It was a one in a million shot, doc! Yea, Right. This happens all the time, just last month it was someone at a nearby hospital, same circumstances but with a shampoo bottle instead.



    9. 9

      Assqanetta!



    10. 10

      haha…..massive can



    11. 11

      Pul-eeze we all you u love to plug things up your ass perez… don't be a fucking hypocrite.



    12. 12

      Perez how many times has the doctor told you not to put foreign objects up there.



    13. 13

      Ewww. Poor woman. Her husband probably made her do it and then threatening her. I doubt anyone could stick that up their own butts and be in that much pain!



    14. 14

      THAT WAS NO CAN OF HAIRSPRAY "THAT WAS BBD"



    15. 15

      ewww



    16. 16

      she took her sex games a lil too far!



    17. 17

      Re: SWEETPIECE – She said she wanted a new doo-do!



    18. 18

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – I'm sure perez has done this before. he loves to ram things up his culo podrido…



    19. 19

      Is that "hairspray can in the ass" victim in the picture? That is one scary lookin' gal.



    20. 20

      Then they should have a fucking field day with you!!! You fat fuck!



    21. 21

      HAHA… I wonder..



    22. 22

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



    23. 23

      dang - that'd be a pain-in-the ass…



    24. 24

      Remember people, never stick anything larger than a black man's fist up your ass!



    25. 25

      Gross



    26. 26

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – How come there were only 2 people at Perez's book signing yesterday.



    27. 27

      So that's why Lins & Sammy broke up.



    28. 28

      Re: SWEETPIECE – hiya sweet……still wearing your party hat….2009 been good to you so far??



    29. 29

      I used to work at a surgeons office and he'd taken EVERYTHING out of people's bum's. Once a 60 year old put a can of WD 40 up there.



    30. 30

      Re: orchidgirl – HONESTLY I COME ON HERE FOR FUN AND THE DRAMA REMINDS ME OF HIGHSCHOOL! I LEFT A MESSAGE ALLREADY AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO PURSUE ANY OF THIS NONSENSE ANY FURTHER! IT'S REALLY IMMATURE AND RIDICULOUS.



    31. 31

      Re: Big Black Dick
      She's right up your alley, but you'll need about 20 more fists..
      fukheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      By the way, she's a daughter of Dr. Satan. They are all required to have daily pinapples inserted by Hitler.heheheeeeeeeeee



    32. 32

      i can't stop lol



    33. 33

      Re: the last star – Those are all his cousins! Did you see that first picture? Jeez……



    34. 34

      Re: the last star – hi mr star………hope you go my message a few days back….mama wouldn't diss you ;)



    35. 35

      On the upside, her butthole was bouncy and stayed in place all day.



    36. 36

      That can was nothing compared to the strap on Todd spreads for! Just ask LG!



    37. 37

      Re: Big Black Dick – she beat your fist.



    38. 38


    39. 39

      At least when she takes a shit it will come out straight!!



    40. 40

      i'm ashamed to say this happened in my country… well, occurdly stupid &sick ppl are everywhere…



    41. 41


    42. 42

      That x-ray is a fake. Anatomically, that's not how a bottle would have gone up.



    43. 43

      Damn BBD, why didn't you put the hairspray down before the fisting??



    44. 44

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – I know It was like "field trip" day on the short yellow buss!!!



    45. 45

      Re: mamajud – So far Mama! No hairspray cans up my ass. All's good!



    46. 46

      Re: mamajud – And you?



    47. 47

      EWW!! WTF is wrong with people!??



    48. 48

      Thats so gross……….*GAG*



    49. 49

      Re: SWEETPIECE – so far so good……



    50. 50

      She looks like that OC housewife Tamra in this pic.



    51. 51

      I knew a guy, who knew a guy, who worked ER.
      So, one night this man comes in carrying a coat in front of him. Carrying that coat with purpose I must add.
      What's the problem?
      He had a poodle stuck to his dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      He fucked a poodle and got stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Beat that!



    52. 52

      okay now……..who the hell would have the heart to actually sit on a Hairspray can….that is totally like not cool, i guess thats the reason why Diddy kicked her to the curb…….she will never fit in with Danity Kane she only fits in with the Hoochies and Groupies of the music industry

      ~You Have 2 Luuv Itt~



    53. 53

      You can store your things where you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    54. 54

      Maybe she was tryna make her own 1 guy 1 cup video (look it up on google)



    55. 55

      Way to print her name and age and address. What, no phone number? What ever happened to patient confidentiality?



    56. 56

      lol she loves cans!



    57. 57

      That was one angry hair stylist. Words to the wise. Never piss off the stylist.



    58. 58

      oooh my can u imagine if you were this woman and the press released your name and then you were on perez hilton???!!!! oooohhh the horror!!! as weird and creepy as that was i still feel bad for her!!!!!!!



    59. 59

      one word goole one guy one cup
      ’nuff said
      bitches



    60. 60

      Re: SWEETPIECE – ooooh gross!!! i really hope that story ended with his arrest???!!!!!!! aaaahhhh terrible hahah!!!



    61. 61

      Re: bitchest bitch – Arrrr????



    62. 62

      My goodness, that had to be painful!!!!!



    63. 63

      KINKY HOT!!



    64. 64

      same thing happened here in the philippines! but it wasn't from a woman but from a gay guy. it was even in youtube! hahaha!!!



    65. 65

      kinky



    66. 66

      HA HA HA HA HA HA……



    67. 67

      i used to have an xray from a guy i knew that worked at a local hospital that showed a baby bottle inside the ass of some guy that came into their emergency room. we used to have it up at the station where i worked so everyone that came in could see it.



    68. 68

      audrey looks busted!!



    69. 69

      omg…i just watched that video, and now i want to take that jar and gouge out my eyes!!!



    70. 70

      Well. we know it wasn't LG. She could have pinched 1 can out in a flash. If she was LG and she landed just a couple of inches in the other direction, she could have had 2 stuffed up there comfortably.



    71. 71

      Re: john holmes – hahahaha!!!



    72. 72

      hahahahahahahahhahah

    73. MP says – reply to this


      73

      What an idiot! The woman deserved to be in "a lot of pain."



    74. 74

      Re: SWEETPIECE – #52.
      .
      .
      DARLING, LG'S EX-HOUSEKEEPER'S SON EUSTIS HAD LG'S VACUUM CLEANER STUCK TO HIS AMPLE WEINER AND LG WALKS IN AFTER A DIVINE SHOPPING EXCURSION ON RODEO AND NEITHER OF THEM KNEW WHAT TO DO SO LG JUST UNPLUGGED THE VACUUM AND FREED EUSTIS!
      .



    75. 75

      Re: SWEETPIECE – #52.
      .
      .
      SOUNDS LIKE HIS SEX LIFE WENT TO THE DOGS!
      .



    76. 76

      Re: FattieMcNasty – That's what I was thinking, why did they have to release her name and age and info? That really wasn't necessary to get the story out! Are there no laws in Romania?

    77. jham says – reply to this


      77

      I highly doubt anything like this was intentional, and the patient was most likely a victim of a violent crime and too afraid to tell on the abuser. This is not even close to funny.



    78. 78

      oucheese



    79. 79

      Re: SWEETPIECE – ROFLMAO! Now that was funny!



    80. 80

      Re: topper – What did you say asshole>?



    81. 81

      Re: LG Patroness of The Arts! – You are good like that! A cool head….know what I mean?
      oxox



    82. 82

      So that's where Sarah Palin misplaced her can of hair spray.



    83. 83

      Is this really a mystery? She stuck it up her ass because she likes large objects in her rectum….very much like Perez.

      For some individuals it feels good. It's obviously a sexual thing. I guess she couldn't get her hands on a rubber dildo so she improvised. It's reminiscent of 1 guy 1 cup/jar…except minus the glass.



    84. 84

      Re: sheba08 – oxox



    85. 85

      doesnt Audery O'Day look like cousin it from the Adams family??? ahahhahahahhahahahaha! :)



    86. 86

      Faggez, wasn't it your ass???? You look stupid enough to do the same



    87. 87

      WHEN I READ THIS HEADLINE MY HEART STOPPED! ….. "Doctors remove can of hairspray from patient's ass!" …… All I could think of was, Please, Please, Dear god, Let Perez Live?

    88. MissT says – reply to this


      88

      WOW that was… weird! So when I was in Jr. high school, my math teacher was a real jerk. One day he wasn't at school. Then another day comes he's gone again. He was there sick, 12 ft of snow, never missed a day so it was odd. He finally come back, and had to have a "donut" ya know the chair cushions. We asked why and he actually told us. I guess he thought we were too young and dumb to find out the truth. He said that he was naked, walking through his garden and slipped and fell on a cucumber, and had to go have it removed! True Story! I just couldn't believe he told us that! WOW!



    89. 89

      I am just Surprised it was a woman & not a man.

      I knew it wouldn't be Perez - he uses the airport size!!
      He doesn't want it to show up at security!



    90. 90

      Before I read the story, I thought maybe it was Perez.



    91. 91

      AHAHAHAH that must have been painful!
      i think we all know what she was doing…



    92. 92

      haha, I have a friend who works in a hospital told me and a few others of an xray of a guy who went to the ER b/c he had an ONION stuck up his ass. He told the ER people he slipped and happened to fall on the onion and that's what caused it to get stuck. The ER people didn't ask questions. I mean, seriously, walking around naked perhaps? lol…..



    93. 93

      BAHAHAHAHA!



    94. 94

      If you work in the medical field everyday, as I do, this is nothing big. I see this every couple of weeks. We had to go into emergency surgery just last week for over 3 hours to remove a GLASS bottle of cranberries from this guy's behind. People shove things up themselves ALL THE TIME! It's disgusting. The hard part is talking with them in recovery and looking them in the eye…. he could have DIED trying to "get off".



    95. 95

      wtf, how did that get there



    96. 96

      Well… those Romanian girls are rumored to enjoy it in the butt…



    97. 97

      hahaha, now everyone knows her name :P

      that must suck



    98. 98

      wtf



    99. 99

      Probably a fetish! She was too embarassed her lover stuck it up in her ass but apparently she couldn't take it~~There you go your explanation doc!



    100. 100

      most americans would be familiar with the procedure

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