Lily Sets Her Bedroom Standards
Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen
Lily Allen says she can't get down with someone who sucks in the sack.
She goes as far as saying that if someone can't deliver, it makes her "upset!"
Says the Brit celebubrat, "I think, 'Oh God, this is someone I would like to spend the rest of my life with. But I cannot face having bad sex for the rest of my life'."
She also says that sexy time skills can't be learned because "You've either got it or you don't!"
For some reason we think that for the right price, Lily might be willing to overlook her bedroom standards.
Only time will tell with her new silver fox!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: January 9, 2009 at 7:15 pm




FIRST!
I don't know Perez, money isn't everything.
3rd
He's like ancient..Hey Hugh Hefner can do it, so why cant he?
Lily said it right, amen.
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who cares?
Could she look more desperate?
I'm 8 years old than my hubby, so I guess this classifies me as a "dirty old lady." Fuck yeah, I've been working toward that title forever!!
I ain't saying she's a gold digga' but she ain't messin' wit' no brog N**GA..
Get Down girl go head get down….
Dont blame her…..I need a suger daddy 2
she only says what everyone else thinks!!!
Hey Charmer! Can't reply to ya but I've got 6 on mine! Works just fine!
Whatever works.
I love her music but man she's a pretty messed up person.
Dear Miss Allen:
PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIKE SOME RICH MAN, WITH THE WORLD AT HIS FEET, WANTS TO FUCK THAT TROG FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
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PSHAW!!!
Her music is terrible and i just want to slap her.
Re: Charmer's Freezin' @ -50 –
WHY HELLO DAHLING.
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AND WELCOME TO THE POSSE.
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL INVITATION FROM LG HERSELF, GOING OUT TO YOU,
TO JOIN UOR LITTLE FAMILY.
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JUST THINK ON IT FOR A BIT. KISSES. THE REAL LG.
What this wreck should focus on is getting her annual std test ….
He looks like Joey Buttefuco in that picture……
Does she have some Daddy fantasies or something? WTF???? that just does not look right. and it also looks like he is just not that into her. She is way too immature. She really needs to get with a pervert if that is what she likes!!! She just seems like a mixed up person if you ask me.
I don't think she's necessarily right. Sometimes you need a little time to find your groove. After that, well that's a different story.
Re: The Mancunian Candidate – she only says what everyone else thinks!!!
Can't agree with you more! I don't give a damn about money, if a man can't deliver in the sack, he's not worth having around.
What a moron. Maybe it's HER that isn't DOING it RIGHT. Dumb ass. Do it yourself. At least masturbation is sex with someone you love.
There is only one judge and you are not him.
Everyone deserves privacy.
Suddenly I feel like having a piece of Wriggley's gum.
Re: idaknow – Cute avatar. I like avatars.
I wouldn't post such a photo.
IQ testing must be big business.
Those actor questions really have me stumped. I wonder if when I answer I'll get a prize?
ugh. she looks like a toddler in this picture asking daddy to pick her up and swing her round but he's far too busy. she's enough to turn anyone off. who wants to make love to a fugly trog?
I thought pony rides were only one at a time.
OHH DEAR !! ANOTHER ONE WITH DADDY ISSUES !!!
come here lily I'll take care of you!!!
lily is already turning into eh trouble of ther year…
now that britbrit is waking up from a crazy time in her life and amy is having so much fun with hot guys, and while miley still has not idea what she can do this year, it't time for lily to show to all the world her bitch and dirty size!
that means more post in this size and more comments! the show must go on!
I used to like her but now i find her rude and gross. She is in need of attention. She needs to get a life. Stupid fat ass!