Lindsay Got A Job!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Fashion Smashion
The artist formerly known as LezLo, Lindsay Lohan, has finally gotten a job!
The "actress" is the new spokeswhore for Italian fashion brand Fornarina. Hey, you gotta make money however you can make it!
The company has just unveiled their new campaign featuring BiHan LaLohan.
Fornarina describes it as “the Hollywood celebrity testimonial of the brand. Young, beautiful, eclectic, with great talent and a great personality, Lindsay Lohan immediately appeared as one of the few in the show-biz able to represent the glamorous style of Fornarina."
That or she was the only one willing to work for cheap!
Yes, We Can Pecan!!!
No, It's Not A Nightmare
Finally!
#1!!!
very cute
I like it.
her hair sucks and she's a burn out fake lesbian coke head. whoopee
2nd!
and she looks really pretty:)
Wish they had Photoshopped her legs to make them appear longer.
HELLO DAHLINGS
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LG'S STUPIDITY AND POMPOSITY CAN NOT BE DUPLICATED, THOUGH MANY HAVE TRIED. YOU SEE THE MOULD BROKE WHEN LG PECKED HERSELF OUT OF THE PLATYPUS EGG FROM WHICH SHE WAS HATCHED, WEARING A CHIGNON, EATING GHIRARDELLI CHOCOLATES, WEARING A PEARLY NECKLACE OF "ASSUME THE POSITION'S" SPOOGE, AND A FEMININE NAPKIN.
CHOEURS DIABOLIQUES WERE SINGING DAHLINGS!
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NOW GO AWAY FIERCE AND BRILIANT IMPOSTOR–BUT NEVER AS FIERCE, NOR AS BRILLIANT AS THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE ORIGINAL DIRTY SANCHEZ-WEARING, SMEGMA ON A CRACKER EATING, CHODE GOBBLER–LG!
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MMUUAAHHAAHHAAHHAA!!!
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REVEL IN YOUR DIVINITY MY DAHLINGS, AND DO NOT LET THE IMPOSTOR PREVAIL.
"Fornarina" sounds like a STD you might catch from her in the first place, so, nice job.
Aw I love the accessories!!! =)
yuck those clothes are ugly
She looks like roast beef
cheap hooker outfit
Girl needs to cut her hair. It's too long to look good. Lose about 5 inches.
Can't believe they left her hair like that. puke
Nice clothes
you actually are the biggest(fattest) little shit. at least she got a fucking job and has talents you ignorant obese fool! you live off bloody celebrities that are haunted by jokes of human beings you pink haired mess! This is my first time on this website and i just registered today. Someone in uni was taking the piss out of you so i thought i'd check it out for myself. There is nothing but hatred for you coming from the UK and Ireland now fuck off and get a real job at a checkout till or something you absolute joke of a human being. Nice work Ms. Lohan, much love from the emerald isle and UK
she looks good. wonder how long it will take for her to fuck it up
Wow letsgoeskimo is a real killjoy.I'd also like to add lame.
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I love her hair. Hope she never cuts it.
She looks super H0T!
Redheaded C*u*n*t.
YOU CAN DRESS A WHORE UP LIKE SHE'S FROM PETTICOAT JUNCTION…
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BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU'VE STILL JUST GOT A WHORE WITH FINGERS THAT SMELL LIKE KIPPER SNACKS.
Lindsay looks cheap and tawdry in these tacky clothes; absolutely perfect for her. When is she going to get "lil sis" into modeling some of these HO outfits?
INCIDENTALLY, FORNARINA IS SIMPLY THE NOUN FEMININE OF THE BETTER KNOWN TERM FORNICATOR.
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FORNARINA = ITALIAN FOR WILD FINGER-BANGING SLUT.
These photographs are not very good. Someone should fire their marketing or creative departments.
I loves those clothes! Go Lindsay.
Looks like someone stuck a pencil up her nostrils. She's ugly even with all the make up covering her freckles and her receding forehead and will always be trash. They should have picked a classy lady not this Hohan.
drug dispos-all
Meth much?
why is this trash still considered newsworthy….
"great talent and a great personality" ..i think they picked the wrong person :/
This isn't Lindsay…it's her sister - look at the nose, and if you compare it looks like her sister.
she looks fab
Lindsay FOR NARNIA!!!!!!
those are really cute outfits!!!
LG #28 welcome back! Whew! That is the real LG!
xoxo
Sheba,
C'mon all you haters… I don't comment here a lot, just when something catches my attention, like now.
Lindsay Lohan looks good, and nobody can't deny it. Whoever's like, ugh, ugly whore, is probably a fat loser who has nothing to do but HATE!!!
lol they lengthened her legs!!
IT'S HER SISTER!
What ever. Pffffffffffffffffffffff…………………………………………
she looks really pretty
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i think she looks beautiful!
cute jeans so FIERCE!!
she looks smoking hot in the 2nd pic!….
eclectic? i'll say, if being bi makes it so.
Very Hot!
Isn't it amazing how one post says Wow She looks Hot!
and the next says Meth Whore or some stupid judgment.
Guess what people. Those of you saying negative hateful comments have some major life lessons ahead of ya. It must suck to be so full of hate anger and judgement. What a waste of energy!
Just an average looking female but looks good because youth looks good.
That's not all her real hair, and those legs have been photoshopped. She does know how to pose, though.
God she is so burnt I will never ware a single garb by Fornarina EVER or any thing else WhoreHan Puts her skeezy mitsys on
Re: Nelson – WhoreHan is what she is. Id be more worried about more futures fi they were saying she was some awesome actress and a beautiful person. Shes not and I know this from first hand experience
So suck it or go suck on Whorehands tit some more
Posse Info 101:
1) HarryBalsac and BBD are the same person and others and they are a FEMALE! RACIST! Complete Barf Bags! Yep TRUE!
2) Milky Milk is a pathetic idiot and her husband fucks around! She has the blackest of hearts and is seen as a shit stain in her community! RACIST! Shits on herself after taking several laxatives to stay skeletal! TRUE!
3) Sweetpiece is a granola with a pure heart but is viewed as odd by some! She really wants to make a difference in the world! One of the nicest! TRUE!
Next lesson tomorrow!
suuucks. Why are we even talking about this has been? seriously this is like the only place that still cares about this has been uninteresting fake lesbian c_nt.
She looks good. Hopefully she doesn't screw up this opportunity
She needs a shower and a facial… BAD! Her body looks great, but her hair to getting out of control and she always wears WAY too much make-up! Control yourself, woman!
Lick me???
This is a really interesting post…???
I bet none of you knew that was Tom Hanks.
I got a prize….I hope it is a teddy bear.
I think I have the coolest Avatar!
Boys and Girls__
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It's not fun, nice, classy or productive to watch a train wreck.
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Step away from the carnage…
shes a fucking waste of space. i thought she was an actress? this the best she can do right now?
the brand is Formarina.
Very nice brand btw. Why did they hire her?
Humm, you know these would be lovely if she'd cut that rat mess of a weave out her hurrr~
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the top (corset) she is wearing in the first pic!!!
Wow, she looks georgeous!!!!!
she looks really hot
She looks like she would give you something really nasty to remember her by…
Work that $$$$$$$
Watch ur money Lindsay -
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Put it somewhere safe -
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Good Luck / Peace
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Dr. M
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The Lohan seal of
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She looks so old. It's a shame that she has based her fame on outlandish behavior instead of any real acting talent some one once said she had. I'll bet that fake hair smells like cigarette smoke.
wow…how far she has fallen…from being a successful actress to this???
she probably wouldn't be able to get arrested if she tried these days!
How long till she fucks up this gig?
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My guess is not long…..
Good pictures of her.
Hey Mario what happened to all your posts about Slutty Cyrus I miss those
does this shameless hussy pay you Perez? Who gives a shit about her?
fornarina is so hot go to fornarina dot com sillys
she looks great! and i like the clothes too, full marks
those outfits are fugly
She is looking very butch / dykish lately. I expect to see her next year leading the Dykes on Bikes at Gay Pride.
lol
you are such a two faced person… i fell like lindsay hasnt done anything bad in soooo long and you just need money for your website so you keep trashing her… but the minute she makes a comeback…(if she ever does) you would totally be a "i love lindsay" person… you pick favorites… if you wanna be a gossip person you cant do that shit! john travlota you consistantly gave bad press to… and not with the sad loss of his son your acting like hes your favorite!! "the queen of all media"? more like the "queen of all fakeness"…. i feel bad for you! addicted to your website however… thank god i dont do what you do… people hate you and you can sleep… your like the devil.
Good selection….all American teen girls aspire to be LiLo….Fornarina (not exactly a household name) may as well have burned the clothes, as they will not do much business here.
Worst hair ever! Seriously, get a new do Lindz!
What the fuck is with the first outfit? She's looks like a "sexy" elementary school teacher or a mother from the midwest who really loves scrapbooking. Or both.
hahahaha. she's such a joke.
She's hot, for sure. She looks gorgeous!! If only she would get her act(ing) together. The girl oozes talent but it's being wasted.
she's so pretty and I use to love her movies I can't believe how messed up she's gotten.
I WOULD SOO WEAR THAT =) STILL HATE HER
I thinks she looks great in Fornarina clothes!! She's even much more pretty without her fake girlfriend!!!
photoshop is earning big bucks these days