Who's Your Daddy?!?!
Filed under: Personally Perez
Perezzers is going to be a very special guest on Maury Povich's Maury show today.
And it's a hoot!!!!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Whats the tag line for todays show - "Has Beens Who Never Was"
HUGE MAN BOOBS!!!!
Click here and bite my crank.
why the fuck u look so bloated perez, i thought u were losing weight…
And in the case of Red Carpet Suicide - Perez - you are NOT the author . . .
LOL
Maury! You got to be kidding! LOL!
Wow that show is still on the air..?! INSANE
WHY ARE YOU A POSSIBLE BABY DADDY TO SOME TRAILER PARK TRASH GIRL!!! ARE YOU NOT TELLING US SOMETHING HOMO-TARD!
EWWWWW YOU did NOT go there! that's SO LOW PEREZ! WHY? WHY?? His show is sooooooooo trash!! it's trailer park ghetto!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU ask someone for advice?? this is so not good.. augH!
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yay i luv Maury he's sexy
Who DANG!!!!!! Oh Snap, Oh Snap!!!! OOOOOH DIANG!!!!!!!!! lol. Thats pretty cool!
Good luck and have fun, Perez! 
–Morgan Berry
–Morgan Berry
awww perez those r such cute pictures of u
Try not to be stupid you moron….
I think you look pretty good on this video! Perez, just have fun with what you do. Sometimes it may be a little innapropriate, but whatever floats your boat.. lol…
–Morgan Berry
–Morgan Berry
wow. that's a new low, even for you perez……..
Oprah didn't want him.
I only watch Maury to find out who's the baby daddy. So I can skip it today. I'm really not into fame whores who are whoring a pamphlet.
Jenny "crack snorting" Jones would be so proud.
It's like my 2 worlds colliding- my best sis Shira works for Maury along with my buddy John!! Whoo hoo!
Why watch now? You will have the entire thing here later on….
Let me fukin guess, Perez will do the segment of the babydaddy thing. Funny he wrote, Who's your daddy, I was just watchin 1,000 Corpes and Otis just said that..hehehe
What the shitfukin time is it on? Eastern time bitches.?
You people all need to move to fukin Fla, coz I don't want my bitches freezing to death..shitfuk
I love reading the shitty reviews of Mario's shitty book on Amazon.
Lulz.
Sorry dude but Obama had breaking news here in New York so your segment got cut short at the number 5 scandal! All was not lost because your book was plugged before they pulled the plug on your taped appearance.
aww i love maury!!
Since when have you ever talked about sex tapes.
dumbass fucking douche selling yourself out so you can be on the Z List.
re: LaDiva is unleashed.
He looks bloated cuz he's taking too much of the shit he advertises for weight loss.
YES!! I totally caught this JUST in time!!!
you are not a celebrity. stop reporting on yourself.
Re: Mistress –
And in the case of Red Carpet Suicide - Perez - you are NOT the author . . .
LOL
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